/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9142983
i fucked you're mom

I once used the handle of a plunder as a dildo
It was wooden

I love my hands.

>>9142994
No you didn't, get serious. I can only help you with your poblems if you're honest about them.

>>9143007
Nah

>>9142998
That sounds kinda painful... Use a condom next time, okay?

I hate you all and wish you'd die.

>>9142983
I used to think you were a real person.

I'd eat Hitomi Yaida's ass like a pizza.

>>9143009
YES!

>>9143012
Ssshhh, nobody must know that I am secretly an anime character.

I'm actually in love with a /jp/sie, but i fear he could never love me back because i dont actually have a penis.[/spoiler

I know he is fond of men because he is a bit lewd..
Would i have any chance?

>>9143032
But Gensokyo hasn't even been made the setting for an anime, unless you count the fanmade ones.

I fucked your touhou. While doing so, she complimented me on my gentlemanly charms and dashing good looks.

I was the one that pissed on the toilet seat at Currybutts apartment

Theres this girl from /jp/ I like.

I used to think he was a guy so I acted like I liked penises, but then I found out she was a girl.

I was thinking I should get a sex change so we could be friends because it is awkward now, one boy and one girl.

One day, I swear to you all, I'm going to create a virtual reality mmo and we'll all be the little girls. I swear it on your lolis.

I want to change Cirno's diaper

>>9143035
Nice bait.

Whenever I get tired I start to think suicidal thoughts.

Fuck you witch 2, you lied to me.

>>9143035
If he really is gay, I'm afraid it just won't work out. But if your heart radiates beauty you WILL find someone!

I am not in the mood for these shitposts. My car was stolen while I was at work tonight in NYC so you know I will never get it back. It could be in North Carolina by now.

Delete your thread OP or I will kick your ass

>>9143071

You heard me OP. I will kick your ass to the ground.

>>9143068
Hey me too. And because of that I can't sleep and it stays a vicious cycle.

Maybe we should just end it.

>>9143071
get a load of the normal complaining about shitposters

>>9143035
I highly doubt you have any chance at all.
I would ask, however, that you evaluate this situation.
Is your attraction caused by the mere inaccessibility of this prospect? This is a common occurrence, and you may have heard of it as "Fox and Grapes".
Maybe you can "turn" him, maybe not.
You could try for someone else even.
I hope things turn out well for your situation.

I pretend to go to university. I only do it because I live with my parents and it's less hassle than telling the truth.

>>9143082

What are you going to do about it you cock faced dude fucker?

i'm nonbinary and i avoid telling anyone because i don't want to seem like an attention whore. then i avoid everyone in general because i can't stand 'lying' to them. then i tell the few people i trust and it always goes horrible.

i think it's one of the main reasons sites like 4chan are my main sources of human contact. (that, and i simply feel safe as fuck here.)

doesn't sound like much of a secret, but it's a huge secret for me.

>>9143084 Is your attraction caused by the mere inaccessibility of this prospect? This is a common occurrence, and you may have heard of it as "Fox and Grapes".
No dude, no, it's nothing like the fox and the grapes. It's the exact OPPOSITE of the fox and the grapes. Sour grapes is when you DON'T like something because you can't have it.

>Maybe you can "turn" him
Stop acting like heterosexuality is "correct." Turning a gay guy straight is no more reasonable than turning a straight guy gay.

>>9143111
i meant nonbinary as in, having a nonbinary gender identity. forgot to specify, i'm not used to describing that stuff.

>Stop acting like heterosexuality is "correct."
no one said that

>Turning a gay guy straight is no more reasonable than turning a straight guy gay.
/jp/

>>9143081
What's the method you think you would choose to end it?

I've been thinking about suicide for probably over 10 years, and really it's more fantasizing than self-pity and hurr life is so grim. I really just can't stop thinking about ways to die, it's like this curiosity that drives me when I'm tired.

There's this great little pond not too far from my house, it's in a very small park surrounded by trees and I've told myself before I'd for it to be the last thing I see before I die. So I'm thinking at night I would go out there taking some rope, cords, heavy stone blocks from my backyard and put that all in a backpack. Then I'd walk to the lake take out all the materials and put the backpack back on, fasten the blocks to my body and just walk to the middle of the pond/lake. It's deep enough that I think no one will find me for a while unless we go through a heavy drought or they look there for some reason.

The only reason I'm seeking help for my problems is to please my parents

The only reason I want to please my parents is because I owe them a lot of money and they give me free food and a room to sleep in

I have daily fantasies of meeting Parsee and raining explosive danmaku onto my city

Good night /jp/ I pissed away another day with you

>>9143124
I don't have the guts to actually end things but pretty much every way of dying seems painful, including drowning.

So I just end up wishing I won't wake up, or a heart attack or something along those lines.

What's your confession, GGXV?

>>9143124
another anon, but i'm like you and i'd always fantasize about dying from hunger. i don't know why. it just seems like the most appealing way to suicide, but i can't quite put my finger on it.

>>9143162

I ended up going to therapy to please my parents. Now my therapists despises me. Which is funny, because things went so well for like six months or so.

Anyway I hope things go better for you man.

>>9142998
I did that once too, I bled afterwards.

Though that was when I was just starting out though.

>>9143168
That's understandable, I wish the best for you though. May you have an interesting life and a peaceful end.

I have a job, so i can't be truNEET ;_;

I'm even in the summer from school though!! It'll all come into place though since I have a liberal arts degree almost completed and no people skills....

I've met another guy off of /jp/ and we sucked each other off and had happy fun butt sex while wearing skirts.

But then I moved away ;_;

>>9143187
Why would your therapist despise you?

it's okay. I know how to make you stop trying to kill yourself.
the answer? try to kill yourself
don't go with these "quick, painless" techniques. you won't give yourself time to stop yourself.
no. the best way is to try to drown yourself in a few inches of water. A few years ago my shower had some drainage problems so a lot of water was pooling up and I decided to drown myself. I chickened out before my face even touched the standing water. My survival instinct flipped the fuck out and I had an anxiety attack that lasted for like a half an hour. Never attempted since then. No matter how far you push yourself, you are mostly never in any real danger and your survival instinct will always kick in before you even start to get brain damage. If you manage to get past that and kill yourself anyway, then maybe things were bad enough that suicide really was the answer.

>>9143204

I guess it'd be more accurate to say she's had it with me. She's frustrated that I won't open up about why I've let things go downhill. I can't really blame her.

>>9143204
seconding, because i'm curious. and how do you even know he does?

>>9143214
In a list of "most bizzare deaths" you can find this one low-level actor who hancuffed himself to a tree in the middle of the woods and threw the key just out of his reach. No one found him before he died out there alone, but there were signs he changed his mind at some point and struggled to try and get free.

>>9143218
Well why don't you open up? Is it too embarrassing?

It's getting more likely that I will have therapy of some sort in the future but I can't imagine myself talking about my problems either.

>>9143218
But you're supposed to open up, that's what she's there fore!

If you won't open up to her, will you open up to me? I'm sorry I'm not a licensed professional, but I wanna be someday, this is practice for me.

>>9143229
It's funny how the creepiest/scariest stuff is always what they DON'T tell you.

Signs he changed his mind, like what kind of signs? I'm guessing broken bones from trying to pull on his cuffs D:

>>9143214
>>9143229
You can't even stop yourself blinking for long it's silly to assume you can willpower yourself to death without putting it beyond your control.

>>9143236
>wanna be someday
That kind of talk is ridiculous.
1) You have a very immature style of talking
2) you make no indication of even taking classes that are leading you to this career.

I am highly confident you are too young to even be on this website.

>>9143229
...why would anyone put themselves through this? don't you usually want to die to end the pain? why would you wnat to put yourself through even more pain before dying? (i know it's not physically painful, but still... beeing handcuffed to a tree, doing nothing, that doesn't sound particulary fun.)

>>9143257
Being handcuffed to a tree until you die is definitely painful and unpleasant in a variety of ways.

>>9143253
I can't decide what to file "her" report as. Rule violation or illegal content?
"her" being here is indeed illegal, but outside of that no illegal content is being posted.

>>9143214
Fuck off.

>>9143253 You have a very immature style of talking
This is how I talk, deal with it. I'm not a scientist, I don't have a very "technical" way of talking, and honestly I think people who speak too properly are kinda creepy.

I want to be some kind of counselor or therapist someday, maybe I won't get to since I'm pretty sure those jobs require a doctorate, but I just wanna be able to reach out to people, and help people, is that a bad thing to want?

>>9143267
You don't even realize that with enough exposure to penises people can be turned gay.

>>9143250
>>9143257
>2002: Richard Sumner, a British artist suffering from schizophrenia, went into a remote section of Clocaenog Forest in Denbighshire, Wales, handcuffed himself to a tree and threw the keys out of his reach. His skeleton was discovered three years later. There were signs that he may have later changed his mind

He was schizo, also an artist not an actor derp on my part.

>>9143264
How about you report yourself, because I'm doing nothing wrong, and you don't even know how old I am.

It's against the rules to file false reports.

Also, how does a 4chan poster not know that "illegal content" is only for stuff like Colin Powell? I smell Reddit.

>>9143264
how do you know it's illegal though? she never even specified her(?) age.
it would make sense for her to be in high school given her posts, yes, but it's also perfectly possible to be over 18 and still in high school. i don't think it's enough of a proof.

>>9143264
Just report for rule violation.
>confessions
This is a blatant /b/ or /soc/ threads.

My confession: I don't want to be honest to a bunch of double faced tripfags who claim to want to help me when all they are looking for are excuses for getting attentiin.

I have a confession.
I was the one who ate your pudding, Remi. I ate it all, and it was delicious. I have no remorse.

23 year old kissless virgin

>>9143323
isn't that kinda normal here?

>>9143320

>>9143336

Yes, but it is a confession all the same

>>9143340
I also put mud in your tea ♥

I masturbate to my own shitposts.

The only reason I haven't killed myself is some weird sense of pride, it'd be quitting and accepting I couldn't deal with everything.

>>9143352

Isn't hiding in your room posting on /jp/ pretty much the same?

>>9143347
>>9143320
And this is why Flan is not allowed out of her basement.

>>9143377

>>9143356
but you can't play 2hus when dead.

>>9143323
Same here so what?

>>9143381
Get over here and kiss my cock