/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I cant..decide.
either its being a little girl or meeting all the people I know from the internets.

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>>9141224
Original is around 30mgs. Spent 30 mintues converting that one to the maximum resolution for 4chan to at least do it justice.

I have wished upon over 100 stars to be a little girl. Im still a man bear.

I don't know, I have a lot of desires that are impossible to fulfill and I often daydream about them. I don't want to share some of them, but I could always do with being rich, the little girl, or even the little boy.

I want superpowers...

if you became a little girl you wouldn't look like your favorite pin up loli. You'd be a fat annoying little brat.

>>9141253
I never wanted to be the one with super powers. I would be happy supporting the hero. I had these fantasy once that my little sister was a hero and was supporting her from behind the scenes.

>>9141255
Nah, all the women in my family are beautiful and they make great lolis.

>>9141229
Fuck, the largest result google gives won't let me download it. Link to original?

Being a little girl is probably my wish as well. Well, I'd be happy if I was at least feminine enough to trap.

My deepest desire is fucking the hordes of newly-transformed little girl /jp/ anons once they achieve that.

>>9141272
I would be alright with this arrangement.

>>9141270
why arnt you using multi-service image search? Sorry but if you dont know that much I cant help you. You are not part of the in crowd.

>>9141272
I would take a dicking to be a little girl... so long as you took a bath first. Cant be to careful on /jp/..

>>9141280
Because I'm a retard. I've got it now. Thanks for denying my request; that attitude is far too rare.

>>9141272

My deepest desire is to stab you in the dick if you tried. Fuck you, I'm going to be a little loli lesbian.

Not with the /jp/ lolis, though. They're all fat neckbeards on the inside, so that would be gay.

>>9141290
The real lolis will smell the neckbeard in you. We are all you've got.

I'd really like to be pretty.
Being a little girl is nice but it's not complete without beauty.

>>9141290
Lesbians are basically feminazis so you'd be fighting against your own kind (lolis).

Mine is to be a little girl with a massive sex drive.

>>9141296
Thats true. I just take for granted that I have really good genes. Its automatic that Ill be a cute little girl.

But ohh man. It may be true that little girls have a higher attractive curve than women but I have seen some ugly little girls.

>>9141309
Great, we are a perfect match.

Don't use Kuro images for posts like that, though.

I wanna be dead, gone, and dissapeared. Not exist.

>>9141219
erasing any traces of my existence, getting rid of my physical body and basic human desires then become a self-conscious perspective whose only ability is to watch stuff and ingest information.
yes, i'm serious.
no, i didn't watch Lain nor Ever17 yet when i got the idea.


talking of semi-possible stuff, i just wish to reduce the pain in my life to actually bearable levels. multiple conditions must be fulfilled in order to do so, so i'm not sure if you can count it as a single desire. and no, 'rearranging' my brain so i can't feel/feel less pain doesn't count as possible.

>>9141341
Crawling, etc.

>>9141309
That one foot. It would be a glorious picture if not for that one foot.

Being immortal.

I'd like to be the cute little girl who goes around seducing all the other little girls so that we can all have one big loli orgy.

>>9141219
>>9141253
>>9141356
>>9141378
how about immortal shapeshifter with variable consciousness

>>9141402
and superpowers

>>9141356
i must mention becoming a little girl would be pretty close to satisfying one of these conditions though, as long that body would be immune to aging.

>>9141402
>>9141404
Why would I want variable consciousness, I like who I am. Wanting a different mind is tantamount to suicide.

>>9141404
this but adult men

>>9141409
this.

>>9141409
i've used the wrong word. (english is not my 1st language)
i actually meant something like control of your own mind so you aren't restricted by your mental issues (which could be helpful for behaving adequately to your appereance)

To become 2d.

>>9141545
Well that is understandable. Being of sound mind would be important if you are already already.

>>9141545
Perhaps an ``expanded consciousness'' is a better description.

>>9141257

I want to take it easy

>>9141625
>if you are not already.

I dont know I how got two already in there.

>Mine is to be a little girl

Your desire and mine are the same, OP.

I wish I could be the doctor to perform female circumcision operations on all the lolis of /jp/ so that they would not be driven to impure things such as lesbian intercourse since they could no longer feel pleasure from such things.

Well, only a few days ago I dreamed of kissing the only infatuation target I've had.
The best I could do on real life was asking to meet her (greatest achievement of my life). She accepted (greatest surprise of my life), we met up, chatted for a bit, I did my autist act, etc. I cut contact with her for a certain reason some time after.
But in my dream I managed to bury the mountain of awkward feelings and showed her what I couldn't convey through words. She didn't pull away, and there ended the dream.

Yes, my only desire is a decent 3D girl who loves me. Nothing more than that. But nothing less either, and you all know what are the chances of both finding a decent person, let alone a decent cute 3D female, and of her wanting you.

In other words, my only desire is both winning a lottery and an aptitude contest. At the same time.
There's no other desire in my heart, and everything else is just... things I do or things I think about. I can't even engage in escapism fully; I consume media products like there's no tomorrow, but it's like trying to eat air.
Woe is me, uh?

>>9141721
Id like to win the lottery only because it would mean more free time. But its certainly not a desire. Money is of little importance compared to great things like knowledge or being the little girl.

To get front row seats to a Perfume concert

Sexually?
I would like to capture a girl (2D only), and torture her in many ways
Make her eat all my cum tissues which I have saved in a bag, smell her delicious farts, make tiny cuts on her body and rub her blood on my penis, lick her armpits and many other things that would randomly pop into my mind.

>>9141785

I just reported you to INTERPOL

If I were a cute little girl things would be very different around here. I wouldn't be lewd and slutty and sexually active though. I don't understand why most /jp/sies only want to have sex if they turn into one.

Seriously.

>>9141785
Farts smell bad even when they come from little girls.

I want to find little girls far below the breeding age and rape them till they're pregnant.

>>9141794
Women get more about of sex than men do.

>>9141799
Acquired smell

>>9141765
That has nothing to do with what I said.
Finding a[nother] decent 3D girl would be winning the lottery [again]. Because no, "she likes bitching about her girl friends' new purses, but she's good-hearted!" or "she gets drunk sometimes, but she tries hard at school!" do not qualify as decent.
And her wanting me would be a cutthroat aptitude contest, because I'd have to be a wizard to make such a girl like the piece of shit I am, qualifying people as "decent" or "not decent" due to their choices like I'm doing.

I'd bang all the newly transformed girl /jp/ Anons, of course.

I'd like to have interchangeable machine bodies, fitted for different tasks.
this way I'll finally be able to explore the universe forever

>I want to be a girl
>Then I want to have SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>9141820
welcome to jaypee

>>9141833
I think you mean "welcome to /a/". Those subhumans all want to be the little girl to fuck ``oniichan''.

I expected more from /jp/.

>>9141820
What could be hotter than being a little girl and getting stuffed full of long, hard, throbbing cocks?

>>9141808
Man, you sound really anal. You love people for their flaws.

I would like to have a 2d loli (never grows) to take care of and slowly adapt her to my sexual ways, this thread is full of faggots by the way.

>>9141855
Being a little girl and creaming onto other little girls

>>9141879
How is it gay to desire heterosexual sex?

I only wish for my suffering to end.

>>9141925
What if I have a tiny dick I'm not proud of at all?

I mean, it's not like I can change it.

>>9141906
You are a faggot if you want to be a girl, you are a true man if you are proud of your dick and would not change it for anything.

>What is your deepest, hearts desire?

To come into enough money that I never have to work a day in my life and can go anywhere to do anything I want.

There's a pretty cute maid cafe in Manhattan. I'll probably go there or take a flight out to Japan and visit a soapland. I always wanted to be washed by a cute woman and dry humped.

>>9141930
If you don't like your dick you are not a true man by my standards, it's not like you are going to stick it anyways. You are just a man.

Everyone in this thread is a repressed normal who just wants to have sex. How lame.

>>9141925
Im already a true man. I cant be cute as a man. Having a penis is overrated. As a little girl I can be cute and have the option to get pregnant and raise a daughter.

>>9141951
not me, I just want to see my waifus in person... ;__;

>>9141951
what do you expect? this is /jp/, the core of virginland.

I don't fuckin know, dude. Go to Gensokyo? Become a VN protagonist? Does it even really matter?

>>9141957
No, your body is the one of a male but your mind is a tranny one.

>>9141873
Sure, there are lots of flaws I can love, and I've confirmed that. But there are a few things (sadly, most of those are overwhelmingly 'in' at the moment) I won't even get close to.
For example, getting drunk BECAZ ITS FUNNEY, LOL I DONT REMEMBER THAT PICTURE, WHY IS A BIT OF MY ASS SHOWING LOL, is not acceptable.
The fact that most females today don't care if a part of their underwear is plainly visible doesn't mean I should accept it.
Yes, this appears stupid to a healthy person.

Becoming a little girl, etc...
And plan B would be being born a into a noble family somewhere around 500 A.D. and then building a big army and going to war.

>>9141975
There is no such thing. Did you just wander in from the 5th grade?

Those that would like to be girls, would you like to go around and show off your chest?

>>9141812
congrats on the marriage

>>9141977
Thats called "slutty". No one likes sluts, even sluits dont like them selves. I think the fact that you are going in to detail shows how anal you are though. Better to just generalize. For example.

"I just dont like vein slutty girls."

>little girl
>little girl
>little girl
>little girl
>little girl
>little girl
Can you try to be a little more original?
Disappointing.

>>9142003
No, but I would wear loose fitting shirts with no bra. If you have good eyes, you may see something special.

>>9141992
Whatever helps you sleep at night, fag.

>>9141967
Why don't I explain this for you properly, you sex-depraved repressed normie pleb.

Imagine the range of virginity as a circle with many rings. The outer 90% of the circle contains regular virgins who want to have sex. This includes faggots typically from /a/, /v/, /r9k/ etc. The inner 10% contains true enlightened individuals who are not interested in sex.

If you were to label the different areas of the circle then from the outermost to innermost it roughly goes as follows:

( Actual pedophile/criminal who is a danger to society and acts upon their urges. Likely lost their virginity because of the children he raped
(( Borderline pedo/criminal who owns many samurai swords to stab his hard drive with
((( "If I work hard I'll have sex with the woman I love"
(((( "I wish to have sex with anyone please ;_;"
((((( "Sex might be cool"
(((((( "Women/Men are disgusting no sex for me period"
((((((( truNEET enlightened little girls

>>9142017
Enjoy the 6th grade.

>>9142014
But I do want to be a little girl. Don't you want to wear cute, frilly dresses?

>>9142019
Yeah, I'm a cute boy with a cute penis, you are dirty fat scumbag who wishes to have a vagina, I'd laugh at you but you are already so pathetic that I'll respect you.

>>9142031
That wouldn't be exciting at all.

>>9142031
I think he wants to be a GI Joe.

>>9142023
I'd be okay if it was a 2d loli, not an annoying little brat, I've got enough with my sister.

>>9142035
Well it may not be exciting but I'd be fucking cute.

>>9142006
No, man. See, of course there are slutty girls at every age group.
But are you telling me that most "normal" girls don't let their pants go below their underwear, or at least let it show when they lean forward? Yes, it's because they don't care, not because they like to do it, but it's no less outrageous. Maybe it's only this shit country I live in, but I really doubt it.
And it's not like it's actually hard not to let it show. I mean, I use run-of-the-mill jeans, not some special "extra concealing!" model, and you won't ever see my underpants.

>>9142039
You'd get bored of that in a couple of weeks, believe me.

>>9142044
Well what the fuck is there. Become 2D I guess.

>>9142041
Well, I would like to see you manage to keep your underewear from ever showing when you are moving around. Its pretty much impossible. Underwear is ment to me seen as your last ditch protecting from your privates getting seen.

I thought /jp/ just wanted to be a little girl just to be a little girl? Why do all of you faggots all of a sudden actually want sex? I don't remember this part years ago, /jp/ must be dead.

I wish to be immortal and live a happy life in a peaceful mountain house with a clingy dandere girl by my side.

>>9142086
Who gives a shit what they want to do with it when they become little girls? Not having a loli orgy as a little girl would be a complete waste, queer.

>>9142094
How are two lolis going to fight off a bear? Its not going to be fun being immortal inside a bears stomach, being digested for 30 years until the bear dies.

>>9142054
Clothes are meant to be seen as your last ditch protecting from your underwear being seen.
Normal shirts go above underwear. Panties covered.
Normal T-shirts cover a few good centimeters below the waistline. Panties covered.
Skirts can't fall below the waistline. Panties covered.

People have to actually choose overly short upper garments to let their underwear show. It is at least a tacit choice.
Doing gymnastics? Understandable. Walking and sitting down? No.

>>9142096
Go back to /a/, subhuman pedophile.

>>9142097
Oh, but I wish to remain male.

my greatest deisre is to give everyon on /jp/ a hug

>>9142100
If that was the case there would not be any purpose for underwear. A person should not flaunt their underwear but keeping it from ever been seen is pretty much impossible. Its purpose is one extra layer of protection for your privates. Its not a sacred cloth to be worshiped.

You are an idiot. Go take your meds, freak.

>>9142103
>/jp/
>Calls another anon subnormal pedophile

>>9142118
Who are you quoting?

Probably not the most deepest desire but a fantasy I would like to experience.


I would be in this huge transparent box and I would have little naked girls with me. Various women would go to the top of the box to shit and piss on us while me and the little girls go about our business like if it was normal. We would all shit and piss too. It would get to the point were the box would be filled up at least halfway with shit and piss from little girls and women.

>>9142125
why

>>9142132
Why is she made of salami?

>>9142117
What the hell? No, man. Its purpose is keeping things clean and providing support.
I have decided you're just messing with me.

>>9142132
I dont know really. I have had dreams about vacations of that ever since I was little even before I know what that fetish was.

There was another one where I would be in this elastic-like sack and I wold be stapled to the ass of some girl and she would fill up the sack with her piss and shit and go about her day with me inside attached to it.

>>9142141
We keep things clean by wasting daily and Vaginas dont need support. Penises dont need support. If you are wearing pants, you dont need underwear. They are there primarily for protection.

I want to come home after a day of satisfying work to a good meal and entertainment.

Oh wait I have that.

>>9142153
lel

>>9142152
>We keep things clean by wasting daily
You actually think your ass stays perfectly clean after you wash it? Man...
>Penises dont need support.
I don't know about you, but I have two quite unsupported saggy balls that go with my penis.

I want to be a pony and live in ponyville with twilight sparkle and the rest of the mane 6 in glorious friendship.

>>9142086
i know right? if it's the same people you gotta wonder what happened to them.

>>9141951
i'm sad because i nobody read my post again. (as well as half of the posts in this thread though)

>>9141925
last time i checked the word 'faggot' refered to gay men, and dudes wanting to be girls would get labeled 'trannies' or something.
both words are pretty offensive anyway.

My deepest desire is something more than becoming a little girl, more than sucking a hundred /jp/ dicks.

I wish I could control time. I could go back and fix all the mistakes in my life, I could go explore the timestream past and present, I can stop time and molest little girls.

I can go into the future to the point where we have invented a device that can enter the 2D plane so I can see my waifu, or I could go to the past and stop moot from inventing 4chan. Either way, I'd never be bored nor unhappy.

>>9142291
that's only assuming you would fuck everything more by doing so.

>>9142302

Meh, if I fuck something up I can always go back and fix it.

to know if there are other forms of life out there with an equivalent phenomenon of NEETs/hikikomoris

I wish to be a beautiful, blonde half gaijin in Japan who gets bullied in school.

I wish that Meat should molest me when I become a little girl.

>>9142367
...why in the world would you want to be bullied?

>>9142389
I think he meant bullied by beautiful girls like Yozora.

Probably blood.

You know, for the blood god.

>>9142395
blood god? i didn't know Edward fangirls took it THAT far already...

>>9142389
I only want to get bullied under certain conditions.

1) I have to be beautiful. Being bullied because you're ugly isn't fun.
2) The person bullying me is also beautiful. Being bullied by an ugly bitch isn't fun.

>>9142412
I guess Yozora is out.

Sure are a lot of newfags in this thread. Listen here morons.

No one wants to become a little girl so they can stuff cocks between their legs. They want to become little girls because they are stuck inside manly bodies or they are just really ugly. In both situations, cuteness is the desired outcome. Dresses are airy and comfy and less restrictive than pants. Plus there is the priceless feeling of satisfaction when you look in the mirror.

Getting to stuff cocks between your legs is just a fringe benifit and if you dont want to there is always other little girls. Not taking advantage of your sexual organs when you finally obtained the body of your dreams is base stupidity.

>>9142460
but that's lewd!

To be rich. I definitely would be happy to wake up in the morning.

to become the little girl god.

then fuck this universe, i can make my own better one and make it so that everything that's born intelligent is born as a little girl and stays that way.

and as a bonus i'd also have immortality, omnipotence, complete control over my form as well as the form of the rest of my world, and with my powers i could create anyone i wanted in my own personal eden.

and best part, i wouldn't be bored because boredom's a human trait. i could just remove the ability to feel bored. i'd be a god!

>>9142491
I dont know if I want human intelligence in charge of omnipotence, even if it was my own.

>>9142537
it wouldn't be just human intelligence anymore. it'd be a godly one.

becoming a god isn't just getting huge powers, it's probably also having your entire consciousness expanded to encompass the entire universe, all across the time from its conception/big bang to heat death/big crunch simultaneously, and gaining all the knowledge and intelligence the universe possesses from the start until the end.

and also no emotions, hormones etc since those are a mortal's thing. a god can't have any of those, since they'd just screw with efficient administration of the world.

besides, i'd be probably going about the whole thing the same way this world works, meaning no interventions, just create it, seed the life and then have it run on auto pilot.

and after life evolves, observe their attempts to explain universe through conflicting religions.

>>9142571
Sounds really boring. Even if you removed boredom. No surprises, no desires. Nah, wouldnt want it. Rather just have a god on my side.

My new desire would be to stop that asshole from becoming god.

Endless ejaculation.

Just kidding. I want to be God.

>>9142575
well, that'd probably be boring for you, but not for me.

also, you're missing the part about getting the fuck out of this universe. i'd rather go make my own isolated one than be stuck in the shitty one full of fags.

you'd still have your precious allah, spaghetti monster, cthulhu or however else you call him ruling over you with his iron fist with his overly proud and arrogant host of angels who get butthurt when you don't worship the ground they walk on.

>>9141219
To be rich and able to take it easy forever while being served by catgirl fairy maids

>>9142620
Two ears or 4 ears?

>>9142617
Sounds boring. Would still rather have someone else calling the shots in my favor.

>>9142638
well, then you can have someone else. that wish was for me, not for you anyway.

>>9142647
Ohh yeah, well your wish is dumb, baka.

>>9142657
at least i have one that i'm willing to shape myself.

you just want to be someone's replaceable pawn.

>>9142676
Yeah but ill still be having more fun than you.

>>9142682
yeah, so go have fun in what little time you have.

i'll have more important things to do, like creating an universe, and then when it runs on auto pilot living out any dream i ever had through my powers.

or hell, if i wanted some "surprises" or "excitement" i could always watch how other worlds made by other gods like me work. i wouldn't be their creator, so i wouldn't have the knowledge about their working, so it'd be like watching a new, fresh movie.

>>9142705
>1 second after he created his universe Anonymous feel in to a deep depression.

>Knowing already he is still forever alone and now doesnt even have the benefit of the doubt.

>Anonymous then destroyed him self

>>9142754
>forever alone
you're forgetting, if i ever wanted company i can just make it for myself. i'm still a god, not some underage normalfag who can't stand being alone for more than 5 minutes.

also the whole loneliness and depression are both part of hormonal imbalance/emotional baggage stuff. so, they don't apply, and if they ever did i can just shut them off like i do boredom. problem solved.

>>9142627
2.

4 is dumb.

>>9142776
>implying a slave will be the same thing as a companion.

>>9142788
>slave
i can give them free will after shaping their consciousness you know.

plus, aren't you trying to attach human faults like loneliness to an omnipotent god? you're trying too hard to find faults in my wish.

>>9142801
Nah, you wished for omnipotence. Which means whoever or whatever you make will always be a puppet on a string.

>>9141424
being an adult man and seduce for adult man orgies?

Aint that achievable now?

I would be a heretic by /jp/ standards and wish to be a cute pubescent teenaged girl, just for the clothing options.

Though if I could make my wish a run-on compound sentence, I'd wish to be an immortal, eternally youthful pubescent teenaged girl who didn't get menstrual pains and possessed enough luck to win a lottery for money to afford pretty clothes.

>>9142810
But puppets have their own little play at times.

>>9142810
and i won't care. i'll be omnipotent, not some frail human with his small mind and emotions which cause depression and misery. i dunno why would i even need any company, it's not like i'd still have human consciousness, brain and hormones wrecking it.

does a computer need friends?

also even if they're puppets, that's fine with me. every animu character you watch and like, every video game character you play as is also a puppet like that which follows a preset path. but you still enjoy it. so do i, and i don't care for actually interacting with them.

>>9142847
Computers also cant have fun.

>>9141219
Eternal loli will be more sufficient, I don't want to age

>>9142858
Sounds boring.

>>9142853
yeah, so? having fun is just an opposite of being bored. if you can't be bored, fun also loses any meaning.

>>9142862
you're beginning to deserve some good old smiting.

>>9142873
or rather, you apparently fell into a loop, so you need to be debugged.

>>9142881
Omnipotence sure seams like a pain in the eternal ass.

>>9142888
well, nobody's asking you to become a god, so it's not your problem. go fuck some bitches or whatever you do when you start feeling lonely.

>>9142776
>>9142801
>you're forgetting, if i ever wanted company i can just make it for myself. i'm still a god
>i can give them free will after shaping their consciousness you know.
You should go read Genesis to see how well that worked out.

>>9142895
The longer this conversation goes on the more and more you start to become an inanimate object.

You should make a good wish like, I wish I was best friends with Jesus.

>Hey Jesus, I just fuged 10,000 lolis and beet Call of Diablo 10 nightmare mode. Im bored.
>Fear not son, ill just remove those memories.
>Thanks Jesus, you know what, I feel like fugging some lolis, never done that before. Later bro.

>>9142838
>I'd wish to be an immortal, eternally youthful pubescent teenaged girl who didn't get menstrual pains and possessed enough luck to win a lottery for money to afford pretty clothes.

HA-HA you didn't wish to be cute. Enjoy your pimples and braces, lard-ass.

>>9142927
Thats mean. Who are you dealing with? The Wishmaster? That guy is a prick, better find a magic fish or something.

>>9142931
Puberty is the worst part of human life. You have better wish to be cute in that time too.

>>9142945
Not the same guy, im planning to be a cute loli. Cute is already in my genes, I just need an extra X chromosome.

>>9142918
>You should go read Genesis to see how well that worked out.
great. a book written by humans using their limited human imagination. that'll surely reflect on the infinity.

>>9142920
>inanimate object
well, you still try to describe a god with human values and desires. it doesn't work that way. what you percieve as an inanimate object could have a meta consciousness far greater than the entire collective human consciousness.

>friends with jesus
but i already am. jesus isn's supposed to be some arrogant asshole who demands worship or else he condemns you for insulting his pride.

>>9142991
Hey man, you are the one who keeps devolving in to an inanimate object by removing your emotions. Dont bring me in to it.

>>9142143
Can someone please respond to this

>>9143014
But you just did.

>>9143019
I mean someone else.

>>9143000
well, emotions are a construct of a mortal body, and emotionless state isn't inanimate like you'd like to believe. it just 'feels' calm, tranquil. empty, but still conscious. it's not like you suddenly become a rock which can't think or move when you lose them.

i sort of experienced that state few times for a short while, just had all of them shut down for some reason. dunno if it was some hormonal balance problem or what.

after they returned i was disappointed, because it was so much better without them.

>>9143034
You just went full, inanimate object. You are now the rock.

Wasnt there an old story about a Rock cutter that was granted some wishes and eventually ended up being a rock?

>>9143047
>You are now the rock.

Greatest desire huh? I had a dream about that like last week. Apparently my greatest desire is to become immortal.

I think it's nice to have an unattainable desire, that way I don't have to be too upset about not having other things.

>>9143181
Being immortal would kinda suck though. What if there is a heaven, you will never go there. What happens when all humanity dies to the Bird flue? You will be alone.

>>9141219

>What is your deepest

I think your picture is a fair representation of my deepest desire. I just want to crawl into bed between them and just let the stress and worries of life just away.

>>9143202
I know that feeling. Would be nice to have just a sanctuary that you can escape to, like that.

I want to be an immortal loli with a huge dick.

>>9143219
Im a huge dick, lets get together.

>>9143197
I actually thought about the pros and cons of immortality. I realized that the only reason I'm completely okay with it is because I don't make connections with people very often so I won't ever have anyone to watch a bunch of people I like grow old and die.

It's going to suck if someone happens to come out to the cabin I plan to live in the middle of nowhere if I somehow became immortal and we became good friends but oh well, I have an eternity to get over it, and I get over stuff pretty quickly as it is.

Still, I think it would be pretty sweet to watch humanity progress (or regress if your cup if half empty). Maybe one day humanity will have space travel and I can travel around visiting all sorts of crazy places forever.

>>9143223
Hehe you're funny.

I want a catgirl that will love me.

My desire is to be surrounded by manga, an endless pile of manga!

>>9142958
>I just need an extra X chromosome.
>extra
XXY isn't a fun condition to have.

>>9143503
Your grasp on logic is startling. You suffering from that condition?

>>9143743
I'm confounded by your stupidity. Honestly. I don't even know how to respond.

>>9143819
>I don't even know how to respond.
Thought so.

I can't stop laughing XXDDDD what the fuck

>>9142103
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>>9141846
It's so easy to identify /a/ crossposters. Nice image macros, by the way.

>>9143983
Those aren't image macros, assburger-san.

>>9143989
The point stands.

My deepest desire is to wake up one day in Gensokyo, naked and slightly sunburned from the mid day heat.
Reimu is standing over me, broom in hand and blushing wildly from the sight of my lean physique and large manhood.
She turns around shyly and gestures for me to follow her in to the shrine.