/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Satori has seen into the minds of men.
And what she saw was horrifying.

>>9112200
You don't need to be able to read minds to know that.

>>9112989
satori's
puffy
vulva

I would fill up Satori's womb with my affection.

>>9112989
I don't the like the way he shades pics, makes everything seem like horrible guro.

>>9116931
nothing horrible about guro

>>9116942
I wouldn't be so put off it was just guro. Spread vaginas is more his thing.

>>9112184
the same as you OP

>>9112184
but she'd need a good big fat human dick to gobble

>>9116986
Her pets have bigger dicks

Interesting.

>>9124138

What's it like to cum inside of Satori?

>>9124550
bags of sand

>>9124550
Better than sex

I want to read Satori's books

But I need the affection of Satori.

>>9124583
Satori is Tomodachi?!

>>9124604
i want to feel her delicate hands softly brushing through my hair as we cuddle

I want to rape satori so bad.

>>9126205
Would you tell her to bite the pillow as you go in dry?

>>9112184
Satori's third eye would reveal my pure love for her acceptance of her ability to read my mind, she would undoubtedly be pleased to see a human be so kind to her and love me back.

>>9112184
nobody needs that.
though many think they do.

Abuse thread?

Just a few minutes of reading minds and she'll be glad she has a fancy underground mansion to live in.

>>9126628
Totally epic troll meme dude

>>9126685
What makes you think I'm trolling?

Insult Satori = I'll kill you
Have lewd thoughts about Satori = I'll kill you
Make Satori cry = I'll kill you
HURT Satori = I'll fucking kill you

You're fucking D E A D if I catch you faggots.

>>9126723
She's fine calm down.

>>9126723
I think I'll call your bluff and hit her with a folding chair while telling her I think her dress is stupid and popping a boner. What you gonna do about it, faggot?

>>9126723
What the fu­ck d­id you just fu­cking say about me, you little bit­ch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fu­ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu­cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh­it to me over the Internet? Think again, fu­cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fu­cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh­it. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fu­cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd­amn idiot. I will s­hit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fu­cking dead, kiddo.

>>9126761
Alright, that's fucking it you pin-dicked pygmy. Just now I called up my friend moot and asked him for the IP address your post came from and he gave it to me without a second though. Then I called my brother at the police department and asked him to triangular your GPS using it and BAM, now I know where you are you fucking faggot. You have about 20 minutes to get ready before I show up at your door fully loaded and ready to beat your scrawny shitlicker ass into the ground and bury you. Do you know what I'm capable of? Let me tell yo this, son, NO ONE who has ever crossed me has been able to take a shit since, and NO ONE who hurts me has any body parts left on God's green Earth to identify. So you better go wake up Mommy and Daddy and cry to them and beg for them to help you like the bitch you are. Oh, wait, no one can help you now, you stupid nerd. Just get the fuck ground, face down, ass up, and get ready for the anal rape you're about to receive by my hands. Time's almost up, shitposter.

Does anyone have the "I'm the pinnacle of man both body and mind" copypasta?

Okay. Seriously. Would Satori love a human? I need to know. Please.

>>9126841
>how do I use the archive?

>>9126868
sadly no

>>9126878
Please explain your reasoning

>>9126886
She went underground to stay away from them, you think she's just going to change her mind for some mentally unstable neckbeard?

I ship Satori with Reimu for reasons I don't understand.

>>9126878
I'm Satori, believe me.

>>9126886
>threat/human friendship
>Satori: Very High/Nothing

>>9126893
Yes? Maybe?

>>9126901
Doubtful, highly doubtful.

>>9126909
My dream is to move into a farm in Oregon and start a black metal band with Satori

Satori is mai sister!

>>9126912

This made me laugh uncontrollably, I have no fucking idea why.

Face it anon, she wouldn't want to be your friend with that sex-obsessed mind of yours.

>>9126912
But Satori is a shoegazer

>>9137963
Best Touhou.

>>9137963
This should help solve the debate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5SG8LlIqoY

Such lonely thread.

Satori-sama~❤ （*´▽｀*）

>>9141478
Better?

I want to kiss Satori's womb

I want to kiss Satori's womb

>>9134129
What a horrible doujin that was. It even failed at being pretentious.

>>9146169
It was fun. I really liked it.

>>9126912
Youkai in the Throne Room

>>9126912
Why Oregon?

>>9126868
It's possible, but unlikely.
You would have to be incredibly honest and have the mental discipline to not think of inappropriate things in the presence of the one you love without actually thinking of not thinking about them.

>>9149510
I think it'd take a long time though.

Which forms a depressing and somewhat bizarre thought.

What if you were to slowly convince Satori to warm up to humans more, but die of old age before it comes to fruition, only to have Satori finally gather confidence to be with a man/humans after your time.

Not sure if I'd be happy or feel NTR'd.

>>9149614
Solution: Learn magic, become magician, disregard age.

>>9154494
Now I get how come Pluto is not longer a planet.

>>9154494
The one covering her should be Uranus.

>>9156066
Tiny Satori is the best.

Satori seems to be one of the more popular 2hus. Why is that?
Is it because her isolation is relatable and inspires whiteknighting?

>>9165606

>whiteknighting satori

You're supposed to self-insert as the girl, baka.

Boundary of 100 posts in Satori thread.

>>9173084
Would you care for an incontinent Satori /jp/?

>>9173111
Yes!

>>9173121
Uh oh, here comes the choo choo.

>>9173111
Would you make Satori incontinent /jp/?

Woohoo

Satori just needs someone who has understanding and patience.

>>9126904
>Incidentally, her battle prowess is completely unknown. Since she secludes herself so much, she's probably not very strong.
The high threat level is either pure speculation by Akyuu or the "threat" of having your darkest secrets exposed. Human friendship level of "none" is because she's completely isolated from humans, it would be "very low" if she hated them.

>>9173251

>>9173254

Have you achieved Satori today yet?

Fuck you guys and your reposts

>>9173238
Her sister and pets, no one wants their thoughts being read

>>9173466
Yes.

Her mind reading power makes me uncomfortable. Just because I'd imagine raping her doesn't mean I'll really do it. However, she might think differently.

>>9173765
She'd know if you would or wouldn't, retard.

>>9173806
She'll still think I'm a weirdo for even imagining it.

>>9173765
Even in your imagination she wouldn't consent? You must be a horrible person.

>>9173832
Yes, I know.

>>9173765
>she might think differently.

Geez, I wonder why.

Not only does she not need it, she hates it as well.

>>9180946
Fatori

>>9180946

Big Satori~a belly chomp a~chomp

>>9180946
Big Satori belly pudg-y pudge pudge~

Satori needs no romance where she's going.

Just because she's knocked out doesn't mean you should rape her. Couple cute pages in it though

>>9186669
But I would never rape Satori. I would just have consensual sweet love with her if she agreed with it.

If that's the way you want it, then fine!

Satori just wants you fucks to leave her the fuck alone, she lives away from humans for a reason.

>>9188366
>>9190443
Stop

I love Satori. She's the only Touhou I would rather rape than have consensual sex with.

>>9190576
Stop

>>9190576
>>9190601
PLZ REPLIE!1