/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

>>9132367

>>9132362
Is that so?

remiride

THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE DAY HAS FLANALLY COME!

good work

>>9132376
Why is she driving when she can stop time?

>>9132362
Who said that? ZUN!bar?

Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~

>>9132362

flandre id mai hasub­and0

>>9132376
Sakurun

ЧТО ЗА ХУЙНЯ ЧУВАК xD я только что упал со своего стула потому что я не мог и не МОГУ перестать смеяться xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ОХОСПАДЕ DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD ЛОООООООООЛЛЛЛЛЛ ВОТ ЭТО ДЕРЬМО XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD БОЛЬШОЕ XDDDDDDDD ОГРОМНОЕ XXXXXXDDDD ПОЗДРАВЛЯЮ ЧУВАК XD

>>9132362
>pretending to be idiots
No such thing.

>>9132379
you don't drive a bike, you ride it.

How do I get people to repeat my posts in these threads?

>>9132393
Why is she running when she can fly?

Big sand castle pack-a pack pack~

>>9132415
No anon, you are the cancer

How do l get people to repeat my posts in these threads?

>>9132391
Then, here, have some flan

>>9132354
cancer

>>9132367
>>9132373
I just need to know what film this is from.

>>9132415
yes you are.

That video only worked because of other
characters involved in it. You get the sense of
scale and grandeur seeing the corridors of
Scarlet Devil Mansion. You identify with the
inhabitants and ideologies behind them. Only
to see them suffer a horrible genocide few
seconds later. You are filled with rage and
despair and you feel terrible for every person
that suffers a blow. The rest of the video you
express anger towards Flandre that the
characters set out to destroy.

>>9132416
Death Star from Star wars

is dis nigga serious

>>9132416

Starfox

Big Flan face lewd-y lewd lewd~

>>9132417
No, you're the cancer newfriend and you're forced meme spam for the last couple of months.

>>9132415
and anon looked up and screamed "NO I MUST KILL THE CANCER"
the /jp/ said "no anon you are cancer"
then anon was a flan

>>9132399
It's not a bike

>>9132416
use google

Yesterday someone promised to post Satenfly just for me. Where is it? ;_;

>>9132429
Say again anon, what meme are you talking about?

What kind of people do this for months on end without stop?

>>9132434
I remember that, I posted all the "How do I get..." too

>>9132434
LITERALLY THE FIRST RESULT FOR SATENFLY

PLEASE KILL YOURSELF

>>9132439
Being a /jp/sie is suffering

>>9132434
You were lied to anon, there was no satenfly posted, also, Saten a shit.

>>9132434
lol you believed me. what a fager
saten a shit

>>9132441

I think you're mistaken. That was my work.

>>9132444
looks like she has a cape

>>9132432
that is quite clearly a sportsbike.

>>9132444
No it's not, I saw it earlier.

何のファック男ww俺ただチェアにころんだどうして俺じゃないと俺いいえと
まれ笑い wWWWWWWWwWwWWWWWWwWWWWwWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwww 俺の神WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWW 本のくそ WWWWWWWWW? 大くそでWWWWWWWW 大々的ですwwwwwwwWWWWWWおめでとう男WWW

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>>9132439
Months? it's been years, faggot.

Little Flan bladder leak-y leak leak~

>>9132454
>sports
>>>/sp/

>>9132461
>faggot
*newfag

fixed for ya

>>9132461
Years are made up of months, maximum autist.

>>9132444
>foolz
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>>9132463
translart is weebs

>>9132469
Get out warosu devs

Big Flan legs squish-y squish squish~

>>9132466
what relation is there other than the name?

>>9132463
Translate it, weaboos.

>>9132450
But, it wasn't.

I read every post in these threads aloud in funny voices. Sometimes my mom walks in and I look back at her, continuing to read aloud until she walks away.

How do I get people to repeat my posts in these threads?

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jajajajjajajajajjajajajajajajajajajaja Uno grande JAJAJJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA MUY GRANDE XXXXXXDDDD iFELICITACIONES CABRÓN! XD

>>9132483
They better be little girl voices

>>9132488
get out jalisciense

How do I get people to repeat my shitposts in these shitthreads?

Woah

What happened to all the posts?

>>9132488
tu nunca tendrás mis tacos

what the fuck just happened?

Am i going insane or did every reply just get deleted?

my beautiful shitposts

>>9132467
Please return to where you came from.

>>>/v/

I put a link so you could find it easier.

>>9132507
>>9132505

>>9132354
Thanks for all your hard work.

SOMEONE POST SATENFLY AGAIN PLEASE

>>9132507
Rollback, probably...

THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE DAY HAS FLANALLY COME!

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
LOL I JUST LITERALLY

PEED
MY
PANTS

JUST A LITTE THOUGH

I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ *HIGH FIVES* XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐀 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐱𝐃 𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐮𝐳 𝐢 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐱𝐃𝐗𝐃𝐗𝐃𝐗𝐃𝐗𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐗𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐗𝐗𝐗
𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃
𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃 𝐎𝐌𝐆𝐎𝐒𝐇 𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗
𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃
𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃 𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐗𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐗𝐃𝐃𝐃
𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃 𝐀 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐗𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃 𝐀 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐗𝐃𝐃𝐃𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐗𝐃𝐃

Try to tick delete thread over delete all replies next time NSJ.

Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~

Big sand castle pack-a pack pack~

>>9132532
I only see squares

>>9132546
Shows up fine on XP.

Big Flan face lewd-y lewd lewd~

>>9132546
Works on Debian. I don't know what you're doing wrong.

I had Turkey Meat, Salami, and Roast Beef left...
I didn't know which meat to use for a sandwich so I chose all of them and put them into one super sandwich.

It was delicious!
I also had a kiwi-strawberry Snapple.

I want to get a dessert, but I don't know what's open at 11:31pm.

Big Flan wurst squirt-y squirt squirt~

>>9132610

This one isn't posted regularly. I'm scared.

>>9132610
Why is she masturbating when she can have sex?

>>9132620
Big Flan pantsu flash-y flash flash~

What happened to this thread?

ALRIGHT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK MEIDO

>>9132637
Quality control

where did all our shitposts go

NSJ is on her period again.

THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE DAY HAS FLANALLY COME!

Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~

>>9132648
Use in case f a big shit, a grat one.

This thread is incomplete without the WTF copypasta.

The Janitor he wants an offering a sacrifice but who?

>>9132646
>our shitposts

But those were only mine

lol how is this possible how is it 2 o clock for everyone don't we live in different time zones isnt 4chan and world wide website? how does he do it?

I get it, KoG posted all those replies and deleted them.

Big sand castle pack-a pack pack~

>Tfw NSJ
Please keep deleting all the posts from time to time, this will get entertaining.

>>9132658

please don't post lewd images of my girlfriend

>>9132662
We all are able to tap into our inner Touhou and synchronize out position in space and time so that we all congregate here at 2am.

I took a huge, watery, yellowish shit and it smells like spicy tuna. Also, my asshole is burning.

Should I be worried.

That video only worked because of other
characters involved in it. You get the sense of
scale and grandeur seeing the corridors of
Scarlet Devil Mansion. You identify with the
inhabitants and ideologies behind them. Only
to see them suffer a horrible genocide few
seconds later. You are filled with rage and
despair and you feel terrible for every person
that suffers a blow. The rest of the video you
express anger towards Flandre that the
characters set out to destroy.

>>9132675
You're a shit

>>9132675
Dont be worried. In fact if i was there I would clean your butt up nice and thoroughly with my mouth~

Then when you are back in your room I would take the shit and masturbate with it and cum in the toilet.

>>9132675
Quality shitposting.

>>9132670
Why is she naked with the Janitor?

>>9132682
Would you eat my shit too?

Big Flan face lewd-y lewd lewd~

I think it's because I keep reporting all the posts in this thread. Don't worry, I'm just seeing if I can get banned for that.

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Tell us /jp/, just how much do you love cock?

>>9132658
fix'd

>>9132682
But I might go again when you have your tongue back there.

Oh, oh....what should I do?

>>9132701
Then I shall be your toilet goshushin-sama

>>9132698
<--------------------------------------------------------------------------->x1009
This much!
Nothing beats a good hard /jp/sie cock

>>9132698

I wonder if Janitor-kun ever thinks about suicide after dealing with us all night?

Three flanfly threads inside one, it's over, reality is finished. See you all on the other side.

>>9132651

Why is she only wearing one shoe?

>>9132714
I sure hope so.

>>9132698
Just a little i'm not a slut or anything..

>>9132714
Janitor here.

I love everyone.

>>9132658
>NSJ not having mantits and a deformed blob belly.

Doing it wrong.

>>9132732
fake janitor-kun pls go.

>>9132732

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THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE DAY HAS FLANALLY COME!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LnhOWkniX4

>>9132732
>>9132732
I live you too, Janitor-kun!

Mikan.jpg

MAKE IT STOP

>>9132732

Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~

That's it this is the last straw the janitor has gone too far I'm e-mailing moot about this and I advise you all to do the same

Big sand castle pack-a pack pack~

>>9132754
Moot does not give one flying fuck about spergs janitors on /jp/

>>9132754
inb4 banned for calling a raid

>>9132759
>>9132764
posting better futa.

>>9132759
When will the the oppression and corruption finally end?

>>9132754
I just took a huge, watery, yellowish shit and it smells like spicy tuna.

Moot is depressed right now so chat him up and your dream my come true.

Also, my asshole is burning.

>>9132771
You're a shit

DEY START BAH FLYING AROUND DA MASION, AND DEN DIS WAN SMEARS DA TEA AHL OVER DA ODER PERSONS FAIZ AND IF DATS NOT ENUFF SHE FLIES DEEPAAH. IS DIS WAT MOOT WANTS TO BRING TO AFRIKKA AS A THREAD? TO FLY AROUND DA MASION?!!

>>9132771
Dont be worried. In fact if i was there I would clean your butt up nice and thoroughly with my mouth~

Then when you are back in your room I would take the shit and masturbate with it and cum in the toilet.

>>9132770
Never.
You may as well face it and train yourself to suck a cock

>>9132759
>>9132770
>>9132781

The crazy time has come
ｗｗｗ

>>9132779
>>9132779
But I might go again when you put your tongue back there..

Oh, oh...what should I do?

Janitor-kin, are you having a good night/day wherever you are?

Why? I don't understand...

What the hell is going exactly here?

I'm so...so very tired...everything has gone dark, it's strange though, it doesn't hurt at all, it doesn't...hurt at..all...

Let's leave /jp/ alone for a minute, everybody come here.

>>>/v/142339540

I just took a huge, watery, yellowish shit that smells like spicy tuna. Also, my asshole is burning.

/jp/ - janitor culture.

fun fact : /jp/ is actually way better than it was 26 hours ago.

THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE DAY HAS FLANALLY COME!

>>9132803
You're a shit

>>9132803
Dont be worried. In fact if i was there I would clean your butt up nice and thoroughly with my mouth~

Then when you are back in your room I would take the shit and masturbate with it and cum in the toilet.

Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~

>GIRL WOOD

>>9132817
>>9132817
But I might go again when you put your tongue back there..

Oh, oh...what should I do?

Big sand castle pack-a pack pack~

>>9132825
Why is she driving when she can fly?

>>9132354
What kind of people do this for months on end.

>>9132837
Months? It's been years, faggot.

>>9132833

I'm getting this vibe from the thread right about now.

Why don't you just delete the thread, Janitor-kun?

Then we will go away.

THE MOST EXCITING TIME OF THE DAY HAS FLANALLY COME!

That video only worked because of other
characters involved in it. You get the sense of
scale and grandeur seeing the corridors of
Scarlet Devil Mansion. You identify with the
inhabitants and ideologies behind them. Only
to see them suffer a horrible genocide few
seconds later. You are filled with rage and
despair and you feel terrible for every person
that suffers a blow. The rest of the video you
express anger towards Flandre that the
characters set out to destroy.

>>9132863
The janitor is toying with us, he's using the bait technique that we use in that online game to make sure we chase after him.

>>9132863
But that's the point. He's just fucking with our heads.

This is fun.

I just took a huge, watery, yellowish shit that smells like spicy tuna.

Also, my asshole is burning.

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

I'm getting horny, hombres.

>>9132873
You're a shit

>>9132873
sounds like you're ass is good and pozzed

Now go out and find some neg butts to give some unlubricated lovin with ur toxic seed

>>9132876
I'm warming a banana peel to fap with.

I read every single post in these threads out loud in a funny voice. My mother sometimes comes by and looks in. I look back at her and continue reading aloud until she walks away.

Big Flan belly slap-a slap slap~

>>9132888
Suck my cock, mom.

Mom, dad... I think I might be pregnant.

>>9132894
Why is she driving when she can fly?

>>9132906
you don't drive a bike, you ride it.

Well, it was fun while it lasted.
``thanks'' janitor.

I have some good news about dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ

She is doing much better. I just talked to her and she had the most beautiful smile on her face. Oh how I wish I was overseas so I coud tuck her in and stroke her hair as he fell asleep and making her tea and breakfast in the morning.

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This thread is dedicated to Fukune now. For the next 30 minutes I will post only about Fukune.

>>9132913
>>9132915

Nobody gives a shit.

These threads are stupid

Big sand castle pack-a pack pack~

>>9132917
You're stupid.

I love you dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ i am hijacking this thread in your honor

>>9132916

I love dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ

why dont u?

>>9132913
You mean he.

>>9132920

Say that to my face and see what happens

the janitor can stop fukune of course. only way to stop her is by deleting this thread

>>9132925
What will happen?

Big Flan face lewd-y lewd lewd~

>>9132906

>>9132924

wats wrong dude? did she reject you because you were an asshole to her on steam? there are more fish in the sea or whatever the expression is

i love you dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ

i hope you are warm and cuddling with your stuffed animals dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ

don't worry dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ

i will protect your from the bullies on /jp/ they will get their due

>>9132913
>>9132915
>>9132921
>>9132923
>>9132930
>>9132934
>>9132937
>>9132940

Put back your trip, it's so painfully obvious that it's embarrassing me.

>>9132935
Why is she running when she can stop time?

>>9132942

wat trip is that dude? you are paranoid as HELL

I will be deleting this thread at 2:05, after that you can use one of the knockoffs.

>>9132950


it's 4:03 you fucking idiot learn 2 tell tyme