/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You know the rule, Anon. Do it in /a/.

Why would i objectify her by bragging with her?
That doesn't seem nice

I don't think we need another imagedump thread.

Try to cover your butthurt next time. Reported.

Shitposter from /a/ you have met your match! Prepare to face the terror.

>>9129321
Read global rules in the future.

Also posting waifu

I'm this guy.

How you guys get your name blue?

>2012
>Not sniffing your waifus asshole

you guys are bad sports. dissent for the sake of beign assholes! why would you protest an imagedump thread? or the chance to collect more content for your touhou folders?

think before you post, assholes!

Same lack of capitalization as Teto threads.

Why do you keep making these shit threads?

You guys are gross

>>9129346
Because you suck at making threads.

>>9129346
>For your touhou folders
As if my waifu is a shitty 2hu

>>9129360

SMD

Forever and ever.

>>9129362

i might consider your comment an indicator of some elite status or other, but then i saw your really shitty taste, sir!

Back ro /a/ with your waifu of the week threads.
We don't want to associate ourself with such things

I love dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ

She is smart and kind and I want to marry her someday. Lately she has been feeling sick though and I wish I could be there to make her feel better.

>>9129385

Speak for yourself nerd

>>9129391

She is also brave. She has been bullied the entire time on here and she has been strong enough to fight it. She is my inspiration in these trying times.

>>9129385
>we
Stop that

kerokeroo

>>9129385
Waifu threads are /jp/ related as long as you love her
NSJ agreed dont bother him about it

>>9129374
>>9129346
>>9129306

/jp/ Survey !

What do you like the most about dont bully meormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ

I like the fact that she is always in high spirits and kind to everyone but bullies.

>>9129404
Faggot.

>>9129411

>>9129411
>insults ponies
>tumblr

My husbando and waifu

Waifu thread on /jp/, I can't deal with all these new people. Time to move on I guess

>>9129391
>>9129395
It's a manwhore with a disgusting cock.

>>9129436

>>9129436

Hide the thread nerd

>>9129436
Goodbye.

>>9129436
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/search/text/waifu/type/op/order/asc/

>>9129445
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>>9129436
Welcome to /jp/ we waifu now

>>>/c/

>>>/a/

>>9129449

>>9129445

>>104574
>Why would mai waifu wear something like this??? ;_;
>If she knew what it meant she would tear it off instantly. Aya Hirano is pure and virginal.

Poor guy.

Does this mean the Saten spammer can post Saten threads as long as he uses the term 'post your waifu'?

>>9129455

Godly

>>9129465
Yeah, but he can only post once.

>>9129457
I guess after all these years of being hostile to preserve this paradise our last bastion has fallen.
It was only a matter of time after all

>>9129459
Please go, waifu image dump threads are allowed on /jp/

Don't worry my friends, this threads are going to go away when summer goes away, it's just a matter of time.

>>9129475

I am fine with image dumps but this is going overboard?

>>9129465
No, because NSJ does not like Saten.
As long as its a normal waifu/cosplay thread its okay in his books though.
Feel free to post your waifu

>>9129472

It has fallen a long time ago. You were probably here for about 3-6 months since you dont know how to hide a thread nerd.

But hey, when Zunbar starts posting you will acuse him of shitposting and being an anime spammer so I am looking forward to that derail later.

>>9129486
Any dumb where it's one-person-per-image is automatically kept in check by the obvious limiter. It's not like one person is dumping his entire folder.

>>9129491
Ignoring doesn't solve anything.

>>9129502
It avoids turning threads into clusterfucks which alternate between idiotic metadiscussion and spammers who are just along for the ride.

>tfw you cant post waifu because NSJ would go apeshit
..Guess ill post a Sandaime instead

>>9129492
But he IS an anime and video games shitposter.

>>9129492
>>9129518
It's bad enough when he posts and the thread derails into discussion about him.

There's no need to do it even when he's not around.

>>9129518

He talks about anime and video games from time to time. He doesn't make anime and video game threads.

He doesn't spam. Don't delude yourself in that nonsense.

Don't hate!

>>9129518
Its not anime shitposting if its Zunbar

When ZUNbar becomes a mod what are you nerds going to do about it?

>>9129485
I want to believe. I don't even care if they are being ironic or seriously summerchildren.
I just want them to go away

Zunbar will be here. You would have to be stupid to think he would pass up the chance to piss of some nerds in this this thread.

>>9129534
People with waifus are never going to go away.

You're either going to deal with it or leave yourself.

>>9129539
He's probably already here.

>>9129534
>Implying they will ever go away when the janitor babysits these threads to keep them safe

I am glad this thread is here. It somehow managed to weed out all of /jp/'s day shitposters into a frenzy over pictures of cute girls.

I want this thread to stay now.

i am the waifu now

Two for one

>>9129525
90% of his posts are anime and video games related. If you make a thread with even a slight hint to anime or video games, he will find it. He will find it and he will bump it.
He will also never, ever miss a chance to post "homu".

>>9129553
B-but cute images make me so mad!

>>9129555

He knows how to take it easy dude but he is also a highly serious person. Maybe if you didn't always try to post and act like a tough guy who thinks he is on top of everything on /jp/ you could enjoy yourself from time to time.

>>9129553

What are you talking about? Only 1 useful thread is up which is about ZUN and every other thread is pretty much the same thing. Stay delusional nerd.

>>9129555
Not nearly as much anymore. Homu is old and busted. Someone else is the new hotness, I just don't know who it is yet.

Is your waifu FAT /jp/?

How does it feeling knowing that ZUNbar will never be banned? Because he isn't breaking any rules and he is a great poster. I used to be stuck up like the rest of you but then I learned from him that it's good to take it easy once in a while.

http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&search_tripcode=barYV1VtIA&search_res=op

anime, video games, meta.

my wife

Please be careful with your reaction images. They might be confused for your waifu and we wouldn't want to have a hilarous misunderstanding.

>>9129566

Also lets not fool ourselves here. How many of you have ever talked about a video game or mentioned an anime at least once on /jp/?

I want her to tentacle rape me for hours

What's with the ZUNbar autist? Does he even know about the great anime spams Sion did back in the day?

>>9129583
There's a difference between mentioning and believing that /jp/ should welcome absolutely any 2D content, be it anime or video games.

>>9129588

He does still do it. All of the anime spam IS him.

>>9129583

Do doujin games count? What about idolmaster? Or saimoe?

>>9129510
She was actually my least favorite heroine in the game. I mean, she wasn't terrible or anything and she had her moments, but overall she seemed kind of boring in comparison to the others.

>>9129592
Sion is dead. Zunbar now took his place.

>>9129565
Ghostslut is new goodness

Big butts the animu

>>9129600

NOPE!

>>9129597
True enough.

>>9129621
too bad she isn't zentradi enough to become a giant.
Imagine the things you could do to her giant pussy.

Whos waifu would you fuk

>>9129638
We NTR now?

shes beating my other wife up

>No futa waifus posted
Captcha: unmarried ongsoid
Bwahahah.

>>9129672
Cornelia ;_;
You always responded to my posts..I love you too.

>>9129676

>>9129719
She's already married. Pick someone else.

With a friends wife.

>This thread.
>Only 1 husbando. And he is also a wife
Kinda disappoint.

>>9129449
Sorry i'm late

get out warosu devs

>>9129746
Gender bender master race waifu/husbando

>>9129746

>>9129746
Husbandos a shit.
Also, who the fuck invited /a/?
Get out faggots. NSJ, do your job.

Jyaki-gun Tokyoooooo Hohohoho!

>>9129761
There is nothing wrong with having a husbando or non-2hu love.

>>9129761

Janitor approves for some reason so I am just uploading everything I have until the image cap kicks in.

>>9129797
>Bumping the thread to have it on the first page all the time
Yepp great way to show them /a/'s that we dont want these evil waifu threads.

>>9129807

I seriously don't think our opinions matter much either way. The janitor is allowing it so what the hell.

>>9129814
Good thing /jp/ lets the janitor decide what goes and what does not.
Who needs rules anyways when you have a sperg who is active 24/7 to dictate evrything.

>>9129903

dhohohoho...saved.

Get out /a/

Remove thyselves

>>9130096

Finally someone is helping me. I was worried I would be spamming this shit up to 150 by myself.

You open up your eyes, it's summer. The sunlight bleeding through the gaps in the newspaper you pasted over your windows is enough to make you vomit. The heat of the midday sun warms your urine bottles stacked in the corner, leaving the musky smell of piss, cum and body odor wafting around the room, the computer emits a low hum, you hope your torrents finished downloading during your slumber. Just another day for a typical /jp/ user.

Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. It's /a/ and he's come to your place to watch the latest episode of Precure with you. The odor hits him as he steps into your house and takes off his shoes, he is noticibly more concerned than normal. "/jp/...are you alright? Lately you've been...neglecting your social life, the other boards are worried about you.." he stutters as he carefully tries not to offend his sempai.

"I brought some alcohol around, I was hoping we could hang out, troll /v/ and be classy bros tonigh-" "URUSAI!" you interject, who gives a shit about this kid anyway? "I've seen more anime in a year than this natsuchu has in his entire life...and besides, I was supposed to be watching 2ch drama tonight anyway.." you say to yourself. You've offended him; his eyes well up and his lip trembles - /a/ is about to cry.

"But...we used to go to school together and talk about anime...aren't you my friend anymore?" You reach across and throw some empty bottles and your soiled shimapan at his face, he begins to bawl loudly. "Shit, now I'll have to talk to the neighbours about this", you begin to reach for one of the warm piss bottles, but /a/ is already gone and nowhere to be seen. Time to check on those torrents.

Or maybe I will just piss you guys off and delete the 100 images I posted.

>>9130107
The thread would have died out hours ago if you had just let it.
But instead you keep bumping it for no reason.

Funny how you end up doing more harm than good.

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)ｱﾊﾊ八八ﾉヽﾉヽﾉヽﾉ ＼ / ＼/ ＼

>>9130116

I was trying to piss of the janitor as well. He is allowing this shit to happen.