/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Miyako Yoshika.

I want to say Hina.

No one...

> implying they'd come to comfort a loser

None of them
Which Touhou would you want to come to your room and talk to you whilst everyone else was having fun?

Medicine would go there to laugh at you.

>>9117003
Alice!!

I dont know what you are talking about
I would be pre partying with suika and passed out for the whole day

I want to get into an "[I'm] Melting" scenario with Okuu in my room ;_;

>Get locked in my room by a bunch of 2hus
>I her them laughing
>Yukari gaps Yuugi into the room
>She's sober and mad because she's sober
>She starts beating me up because I'm no fun
>Party ends and I'm all beaten up
>I'm sad

>>9116995
>you threw a party at your house
>they told you to go to your room because you're a party pooper

Da~~~~~mn!
That's a level of social incompetence that most /jp/ers can't even achieve.

Byakuren, she doesn't drink anyway so it's not like she would be having fun with that sinful bunch downstairs.
She might even let me touch her hair to cheer me up...

>>9117000
This, sadly.

Wait... I organize the party and manage to pop it? Even I am not that horrible at social stuffs.

Hina because she doesn't even want to be there

Remilia would send Sakuya to briefly check in on me because they can hear my sobbing from the other room and it would be awkward and uncomfortable and she would leave quickly.

Serious question, how many 2hus do you think you could be around without going full aspie mode? I'd say maybe 2 or maaaaybe 5 at the most. Unless they were super nice and accepting of me (which I doubt) so I'd probably not even talk to them like I imagine in my head.

>>9117103
2 at most if they know each other, maybe 5 if they don't really know each other.

>Kicking me out of my own party

That's jyst sad.

>>9117103
Depends on the 2hu.

Reimu.

Most probably Mokou

everything went better than expected

>If you threw a party at your house for all the Touhous

>>9117121
I wish to comfort her, even if it means she will beat me to make herself feel better.

I'm actually quite social. I don't see how that could happen.

(Why am I here then? People's aspirations IRL feed my misanthropy, a lot. Might as well be empty shells.)

>2hus at my house
>not on my dick
pick one, busta

>>9117103
I don't think it'd be any different than the amount of people I can comfortably be with.
...which given my anxiety isn't a great deal.

>>9117133
>Being on dick and being inside house as incompatible
So you'd fuck them outside? surely you don't think someone as lewd as you is getting into Gensokyo.

If Touhous were just like typical 3D women behavior-wise then I don't think I could stand being around the far majority of them.

>>9117147
What the fuck does that even mean?

Sanae would come by just to annoy you.

>>9117148
it's text

>>9117152
At least I'd get sex.

>>9117159
She would probably only give you a pity blowjob and maybe anal but that's it.

>>9116995
I like what I'm seeing in this picture. Suwako pushing Sanae towards Sakuya, Remilia holding Sakuya whilst she stares intently at Sanae, Marisa, Alice and Patchouli bonding in the back yard, Yuyuko and Youmu watching things unfold between Sanae and Sakuya, Meiling and Komachi sparring, Aya sharing pictures with Udonge, Utusho hugging Cirno from behind... What a lovely party.

>>9117127
CRAAAWWWLIINGGG INNNN MY SKIIINNNNN

>>9117019
Are you a youkai? No? I don't see any reason why she'd give half a fuck about you.

>>9117160
Why does everyone think Sanae's a slut? I've never understood.

*throws /jp/ on da floor*

>>9117168

Suwako is a fertility godess ( also canon slut )
The type of shrine Moriya is, is probably a fertility shrine mostly which would also explain Kanako being such a try hard their ( she's gotta show she's still fertile even though she's pretty old )

Sanae by association is a slut, she also came for the human world even if she was a miko before then you can't tell me she never fucked a guy.

She's decedent from a slut it's in her blood if she hasn't sucked a cock then with mentors like Suwako and Kanako she'll be sucking them non stop sooner than later.

>Sanae comes up to you during the party to tell you a joke

>>9117168
>>9117178
Also there is a strong rumor in Japan that there are almost no girls older than 16 that are virgins.

>>9117178

>Fertility goddess
>Goddess of mountains

Please explain.

>they told you to go to your room because you're a party pooper

I'd tell them to get out of my house.

i would be too busy getting drunk to poop any party

Sake is gross I wonder if they'd be down for some hard liquor.

>>9117409
ur gross

>>9117416
Ever had sake before?

The only way I can even halfway enjoy it is if they mix black coffee in it, that's not too bad.

Now that you mention it, to what common liquour could you compare sake to?

>>9117427

>Unlike wine, in which alcohol is produced by fermenting sugar that is naturally present in grapes, sake is produced by means of a brewing process more like that of beer. Thus, sake is technically "rice beer" rather than "rice wine."

Sounds reasonable? No idea about the taste.

>>9117441
Like I said its gotta strong taste, but it takes longer to get you drunk than say some 151, spiritus, or whatever other mixed alcoholic beverage would.

>>9117409
>>9117416
>>9117423
>>9117427
>>9117441
>>9117449

Just give the 2hus beer, they like beer too! Just have a nice selection of liquors, wine and sake for your guests like a proper little boybitch.

What drinks do you think the 2hus would enjoy? I think Marisa would enjoy something refreshing, like a gin and tonic, and I think Reimu would like cuba libres.

Yukari would get fucked up on whiskey and wine, and Chen would drink brass monkeys (orange juice mixed with a 40)

>>9117456
Sanae = Smirnoff Ice

>>9117456
>brass monkey


Sounds gross.... I may try it though.

>>9117464

Sometimes Chen just pounds steel reserve 211 40s until she passes out WITHOUT the orange juice.

Ran tells her to take it easy, but you can't tell Chen what to do at a fucking party.

>>9117468
I wanna party with Chen now, she's so hardcore.

Cirno drinks MD 20/20.

Btw, does bum wine give you as bad a hangover as I imagine it does?

What would bakas drink?

I can't picture cirno drinking honestly.

>>9117482
Something that tastes good cold/cool.

>>9117478
Hmmn never mind that actually seems like it'd suit her.

>>9117482
cheap vodka

>>9117478
Not for me, but it depends on the person. I drink heavily 3-4 days out of the week, so I guess I'm used to hang overs now. I don't usually drink wine, but when I do I feel ok cept for a tummy ache while drinking.

>>9117482

This thread is making me thirsty and in the mood for a party.


Brb gonna prepare imaginary party for 2hus and me.... Later on will probably cry no homo.

>>9117492

I always get bad stomach aches after drinking, especially the day after. I'm done with Uni and I don't work much, so I was thinking of getting fucked up on bum wine to see how it is sometime this summer.

>>9117482
>>9117486
>>9117497

Bakas favorite drink

>>9117006

Silly anon.

Alice would go to her own room and have a party all by herself, leaving everyone else--and you--alone.

Aw, but I'm an awesome drunk, why would I be a party pooper unless it happened to be a completely sober party for some reason?

i`m drunk right now

4pm on a mnday FUCKERSSS

>>9117527
Danmaku party.

>>9117927
What, it's not my fault the I have to throw chairs and books since I can't shoot lasers out my ass!

Sanae.
Then we'll have wondrous sex.

Later, the Moriya shrine goddesses join in and we'll have a sexy time with beer.

Would touhous hate me if I'm a teetotaller?

>>9117002
>>9117014

Who are you quoting?

>because you're a party pooper
Sounds like I'm no longer in any condition to talk to people. Which touhou would make sure I don't end up stabbing myself in the chest?

>>9118118
None of them. Erin will treat you after you tried to kill yourself though, and you will wake up with all the touhous standing around you laughing at you.

>>9118128
At least orin would like you for a little bit

Touhous are such jerks. I'm sure Yamaxanadu would join me away from those idiots, though.

>>9118135
She would be too busy working over time to come anyways.

>>9117515

If I believe hard enough, it will come true. ;_;

>>9118206

>>9118220
If I believe hard enough that it won't come true for you, it won't come true.
Nerd.

>>9118230
Awww why you gotta be like that, man? Dude just wanted to walk in the rain with some little 2D girls and you had to ruin that for him!

>>9118230

Stop incorrectly using the spoiler function.

>>9118243
I didn't want to spoil the intricate punchline. If that's not using it correctly I don't know what is.

>>9118247

If that was the case, you're (by little) in the correct zone of the spoiler function.
But it's better used only to spoil VN plots and such.

>>9118247
I'm sorry!! I didn't mean to blow your aspie gasket.
Sperg.

>>9118255
Stop shitting up /jp/ faggot.

Why are you guys arguing... Why don't you just enjoy the conversation about partying/ or failing socially with lolis in frilly dresses and silly hats?

No one would come ;_;

>>9121301
this

maybe one or two, but they'd leave after like 30 minutes

>>9116995
>If you threw a party at your house
>they told you to go to your room
I'd obviously not go to my room in the first place since it's my house and party.

>>9121514
But what if they forced you?

Would you throw a sperg tantrum?

>>9121515
Well, if they forced me out there's not a whole lot I can do as I'm just a powerless human male.

I'd be pretty pissed but I wouldn't do anything stupid. Probably.

Insulted at my party.
Banished from my own living room.
And now you dare enter my room?

You are not prepared.

Rumia, because all the lights in my room aren't working so it'd be nice and dark in there

Alice would come, because Alice is kind.

In my room?

Fortitude saves, motherfuckers.

>you're a party pooper
what the fuck you talking about? I'm at least a 10/10, the touhous would be all over my Adonis body

>>9121551
lol you poor naive faggot.

>>9121565
means nothing if you have the social skills of a rock

>>9121566
;_;

>>9121575
You don't need social skills if you have the face or body for it. You could say nothing at all and be really clumsy and women will still want to talk to you.

>>9121583
The shallow creatures they are...

>>9121583
if they were total sluts, maybe

women who aren't like that value personality and such over looks

>>9121598
>ugly or below average women who aren't like that value personality and such over looks.

which of you autists thumbed down every single relevant comment in this thread, that is some impressive dedication to autism

>>9122029
>>ugly or below average women who aren't like that value personality and such over looks, even if given the possibility, they will run after a GuidoMcBeef completely forgetting about you

scenario bump

Youmu

She's kind-hearted.

The only answer is Nitori because she'd want to use your computer.

>>9127137
They have computers in Gensokyo?

>>9127384
>>9127384
They call them shikigamis

>>9117178
>fertility goddess
You realize that refers to her relationship to the land being fertile, right? You aren't really this dumb?

Sanae being a slut is some shitty meme that started in Japan when she had more appearances in games than someone's favorite touhou. English speaking secondaries picked up the meme and now spam it for no reason.

>>9127137
No way I'd let her use it, what if she finds all my porn

>>9128655
>having porn saved on your computer

>>9128655
I'd be more worried about my 2hu pictures.

>>9128655
i want to fuck hina so bad

>>9128674
She'd be fun to be around.

>>9128655
What if she found all your porn of her?

>>9128710
I'll ask her to sign my copies.

>>9128710
Ask if she wanted to make new pictures.

>>9128710
I dont have a single lewd image with Nitori. She is not very attractive and she turns me off.

>>9128717
Can you say no to this?

>>9128717
That's mean.

>>9128725
>Can you say no to this?
Yes, maybe if she at least had a delicious futa-cock but normal kappa is just no thanks tier.

>>9128655
mystia a slut.


Look at here craving for the cock on the computer.