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I asked my mother for a cookie, but she said you can only have half, I was filled with such rage when she handed it to me that I threw it on the floor, that should show her.

>> No.9123693

I once pooped myself just to force my mom to change my diaper to teach her a lesson.

>> No.9123701
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9123701

>Sitting on /jp/
>"Morecambe! Morecambe!"
>"What the fuck do you want, mom?"
>"We need to buy some medicine for your grandma, so we won't be able to buy you an aneemay doll this month, okay?"
>"...what the fuck did you just say?"
>"Morecambe, I..."
>"YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM."
>"Moreca-"
>"I HOPE YOU DIE."
>"Son, plea-"
>"I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF."
>She bursts into treats
>"Okay Morecambe...we'll buy you a mango doll..."
My face when.

>> No.9123720
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>>9123701
pls go bak 2 redidt

>> No.9123729

>>9123720
Hey nerd, if I wanted to back to Reddit, then I'd go back to Reddit.

>> No.9123739

>>9123701
Who are you quoting and what anime is that face from o_O

>> No.9123748

>>9123739
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/g01dy/as_requested_i_made_me_gusta_ask_me_anything/

>> No.9123752

>>9123739
Read the filename, retard.

>> No.9123767
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9123767

When is the appropriate time to use le rustle face?

>> No.9123790

Your mom didn't want you to eat the whole cookie because you're a fat fuck.

>> No.9123791

I called OP a faggot. That should teach him!

>> No.9123817

brown stuff is chocolate, not eaten portion

>> No.9123821

>>9123817
WOW!!!!1

>> No.9123825

>>9123817
No shit

>> No.9123828

>>9123817
No shit

>> No.9123833

>>9123817
damn, i thought it's shit and already started fapping. what a disappointment.

>> No.9123842

>>9123817
You just ruined the pic for me. ;_;
I hope you step barefoot on a lego.

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