/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What makes you think that anon-kun?

>>9120698
Because all the shitposts on the front page are mine.

Well I was "shitposting" (not really) earlier as "Lime" and it was hugely stressful dealing with the ignorant /jp/ masses.

I don't understand how ZUN!bar can deal with you guys all day.

Maybe you should stop.

Maybe then this board wouldn't be such a shithole.

>>9120701
Replied because I love you Alice!

>tfw feel when
u wot m8

>>9120704
What's with all these names?

Don't tell me people actually browse /jp/ without the Anonymizer on.

>>9120719

"tfw", means"the face when" you dumbass.

>my that mfw face when feel when you're not Zunbar, the greatest poster of /jp/, 2012.

>>9120720
I wanted to see what it was like because I ha never used a name and trip at all during my time on /jp/ but I'm not cut out for all the attention I'll just post HelloVenus and Parsee threads anonymously.

>>9120720

That greatly fucks up the browsing experience.

Hiding from trips, doesn't make it so they don't exist, everyone else we'll be able to talk about them, insult them, or get mad, or whatever, and you'll be sitting over there confused as to what the fuck is going on, because you can't see trips.

>>9120724
That doesn't even make sense, but then again I don't speak subhuman.

>>9120718
One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.

The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.

Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.

"Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"

"Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.

"Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"

Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"

"This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"

"Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.

"Ahh...," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"

>>9120739
So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.

Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

"You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drownings frog's back.

"I could not help myself. It is my nature."

Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.

I can't.

>>9120739

>he thinks I'm going to read that

(I'm quoting my inner monologue)

>>9120704
I'm a pretty laid back dude. And I just post about fappable 2D girls all day anyways.

You guys post crazy complicated stuff sometimes. Like troll posts with 50 layers of irony. That stuff takes its toll on you after a while.

>>9120736
More like I won't give a fuck and get wrapped up in their retarded little circlejerks.

>>9120740
Wow that was a good story.

>>9120744
Great, got a link to a script for your inner monologue from an independent source?

>>9120756
I was posting what I usually do only with a trip and people flooded the thread I'm really not a fan of "shitposting" just to "shitpost"

>>9120756
Guaranteed reply.

>>9120758

What, my inner monologue is just another term for "my thoughts".

How the fuck am I supposed to find someone else who writes down all my thoughts? Are you retarded.

>Ya, he must be retarded, he doesn't even understand what "inner monologue" means.

>>9120739
>>9120740

Thanks for the read.

Great story.

>>>/a/66742446

>>9120793
Now go watching The Crying Game and stop being a pleb.

>>9120886


I will.

Downloading right now.

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>>9120902
Prepare to be pleasantly surprised at a certain twist. I'm sure someone from /jp/ would like it.

>>9120943

It's over 4 gigs so it might take a while to download.

>>9120980
Why would you need a 4gig version of a non-action movie?

>>9121204

I didn't really think it through.

I'm not usually so impulsive.