/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Date /jp/ so he gets jealous and begs for you to come back.

Look he's coming, quick hold my hand.

Go out and meet new people.

Suck my cock, dude.

>>9120526
>Grabs your hand

IS HE LOOKING?

Me and /jp/ sitting on a tree
K I S S I NG

>>9120529
Much easier said than done. I live in the middle of nowhere, no place to really meet anyone here.

>>9120529
please ignore this troll.
the best way to deal with this situation is to separate yourself from other humans find a waifu

That feel when Trevor wakes up and shits up the front page.

Frig off srsly

>>9120537
I've tried this, but I often crave human interaction with someone, even though I suck at it.

>>9120544
No.

Get a e-boyfriend.

No seriously, suck /jp/'s cock dude.

>>9120553
Where? How? I don't know how any of this social interaction shit works, online or off.

>>9120547
What?

I've been up for like 7 hours now and haven't shitposted for a good 5 hours now.

>>9120565
I'm sorry. I won't let it happen again.

Girlfap to loli and the problem will solve itself.

>>9120528
Who are you quoting?

>>9120574
See: >>9120546

The loli just doesn't work.

>>9120570
You better not.

I never had gf so fuck off whiner

>>9120580
Jiddu Krishnamurti.

>>9120582
I'm sorry. It's not that great anyway. I'm not really looking for a boy/girlfriend anyway, just someone to talk to.

>>9120580

I know right, he didn't even use asterisks to convey what he meant, just greentext, what a full baka.

It sent my autism in overdrive, but I just took some of my Haldol, and took it easy.

>>9120588
You can always talk to me if you need a break from these turbonerds.

Us fujis gotta stick together.

>>9120595
I'll talk to you instead of these turbonerds, anon.

>>9120588
I'll maybe talk to you OP.

I don't hate 3DPD women if they don't have shit taste.

>>9120599
Haha, I'll talk to you. You'd have to define, "shit taste" though.

Matryoshka is that you?

Fuck off you stupid attention whore.

Hit me up, OP. Tell me what you enjoy doing.

>>9120603
No. Definitely not. Sorry to enrage you, /jp/sie.

>>9120599

Did you just imply that OP is a female?

>>9120603

>>9120601
If your taste differs from mine it's shit taste of course silly.

>>turbonerd
>>trevor

So I finally searched for these terms on the archive.

Are they the new "lemon monkey face"?

Why does this shit get more than 30 replies?
What the fuck /jp/.

>>9120617

>lemon monkey face
>mon mon

>>9120611
No, fuck you.

>>9120605
Messaged.

>>9120613
So what do you like, then?

>>9120640
No.

OP are you a secondary?

>>9120642
Do you 2hu?

are you a girl

>>9120644

Of course not, can't you see my big hairy cock from over there?

>>9120643
Yes. I'm horrible at it though.

>>9120644
Does that matter? Will you try to hit on me if I say yes?

>>9120653

Say you're a female, I dare you.

No, I double dog dare you.

Actually, make that triple dog.

I'll talk to you. I'm feeling lonely tonight too.

Please stop using my images, faker.

>>9120653
yes to both questions

please post a picture of yourslef

potato ass dick monkey shit fuck fuck fuck

Oh boy, a messenger exchange thread?! I'm down!

MSN: xxmushxx@hotmail.com
Skype: MadeOfMush

where my janibro at?

>>9120668

lol

>>9120664
Not going to happen. Not on /jp/.

lol@'defining taste,' op

you have it, or you don't. zing.

>48 posts and 14 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

I think we can break a hundred if we really just believe.

Hold on, guys. Let me make an msn.

>>9120679

Does it make you happy when someone replies to your post? Does it make you feel like someone cares about what you think?

Because I do. I love you.

Girl cries about being dumped. Summer virgins scramble to talk to her. Pathetic.

Worst thread on /jp/ right now.
>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

This is the 2nd attention whore thread today. All we need is a few pictures and we're good to go!

Summer has arrived, I thought /jp/ couldn't get any worst, guess I was wrong.

>mfw le female otaku in le /jp/
AY YO GIRL, WHEN U GONNA LET A NIGGA HIT DAT?

>>>/adv/

With that out of the way, examine the reason you seek affection. The desire for love often stems from a lack of it in oneself; do you live in a way in which you enjoy? Are you satisfied with the person you have become?

I myself have, barring some absurd out-of-the-blue WUV AT FIRST SIGHT shit, essentially decided I will be single for the rest of my life. Other people are wonderful and all, but they get bothersome after a time. Being permitted to stick my penis in them is nice, but masturbation takes care of those needs rather easily. So what's left? Someone to talk to? Someone to fulfill my desire to be wanted, to be needed?

Fortunately for everyone potentially involved, I do not need any of those things. Perhaps you do not, either, but you'll only know for sure if you truthfully answer some serious internal questions. Once you've answered them, it's simple; how do I fulfill my wants?

You mentioned you live in the middle of nowhere. As a guy who lives in bugfuck Idaho, I can relate. Honestly? Consider moving somewhere better if you can't get what you want out of your present area

Examine what wants and needs attach you to the world, and see how you can fulfill them. If you truly cannot, then find out why you want them, and you may be able to figure out whether you truly do want or need them at all

TLDR: Get out of /jp/ and ask /adv/. Also, find out what you really want and need, and earnestly try to acquire them. It really is that simple

ＮＡＴＳＵＣＨＵＵ　ＯＵＴ　ＯＦ　／ｊｐ／

/jp/ hookup channel on IRC, rizon.

#/jp/hook

>>9120689
The bond of post and reply is a powerful one, and I'm thankful that you've picked up the other end of the thread I cast into the darkness.

But I don't know if I'm ready to accept feelings that are as strong and pure as yours. I'm sorry.

>>9120697
Yeah and both threads were made by the same person.

C'mon Anon, upgrade your autism radar. Also don't react that way to stuff, because he's just gonna make more threads if you do.

>>9120707
Thanks for this. Gave me something to think about.

>>9120725

I urge you to give it serious thought. Spirituality and peace of mind are often overlooked aspects of our lives. I do not mean spirituality in terms of religion, but in terms of your own life in ways only you can truly know

The value of peace with oneself cannot be overstated. Do not be bound by walls of the mind. Whether you have to move and disregard all you have, or whether you need to reach out to someone you want to be beside you despite your fear of rejection, or whether you simply still don't *know* what you want, it can all be resolved if you simply take action after thinking on things. Even if that action is "thinking on things some more"

Please, find your happiness. Too few people do, and our world is just a little darker for every person who doesn't.

>>9120846
I don't know who you are, but thank you /jp/sie.