/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9118575
Considering already a guy, nothing different.

I'd try all my dresses on as a boy and see if they still looked cute〜

>>9118583
>already a guy

....I don't follow.

I'd cut off my dick and inject myself with estrogen until I turned back into a girl.

>/jp/

Suck my dick

>lit/

But I thought moe was non-sexual.

This image carries sexual undertones.

Which is it, /jp?

i would have to explain to my family that i was still me :(

>>9118616
fukune what do you think of the sketch "the four yorkshiremen" by monty python

wait am i cute?

>>9118616

Can you please post pictures of your dick?

>>9118616
what if they didnt believe you and called the cops on u

>>9118625
well i dont really have a yorkshire accent or use the slang or anything
i just have a normal voice
but i dont talk much because im a neet and dont need to talk

>>9118637
i just went downstairs and told my dad a code word that only i know in case that happens

>i'm expected to give it all in every aspect of my life
>i have to go out and date lots of women, otherwise i'd be a shut in or a faggot
>be man enough to do stupiud shit
>be good at some sport or i'd be called a sissy
>being able to support a family despite all the shit i have to put up with at work everyday

I'd probably kill myself for all the things society expects me to do.

>>9118623
2lud

What kind of faggot switches bodies with a girl but doesn't masturbate?!

I'd stay inside until I turned back, cuz I can't stand to be the inferior species!

A handsome male? Well, I'd get laid.

Should I watch this show ?

>>9118762
I'd rather get impregnated.

>>9118779
Yeah actually, I would stick my penis in myself so I can make myself pregnant too.

Nyaruko a shit

I am planning to thoroughly enjoy this episode.

>>9118762
Is that an actual clip from the show?

Why doesn't her face move?

It's creepy ( ; ･ω･)

>>9118789
Worst korean zombie girl ^^;;;

>>9118789
>a shit

A BIG ONE?

I would sneak into one of the usual sleepovers and play a prank on all my little girl friends.

I would fap.

>>9118790
Same here. Waiting warmly...

>>9118810
A GRAT ONE?

First I would lift something very heavy!

And I would open every jar.

>>9118811
Rape isn't a "prank".

>>9118588
>I'd cut off my dick
but why? girlcocks are so cute... i don't understand.

>>9118762
There are two kinds of harem protagonists; the beta one that blushes and nosebleeds at every opportunity, and the puritan one that gets assmade whenever he is hit on. And the first one is still always "w-wait a second" when advanced upon.

>>9118863
Ch-chotto matte...

>>9118917
I was going to type that originally but I didn't want someone to tell me to get out or anything.

>>9118575
I'd stick my penis everywhere

Why is /jp/ always buttangry at /a/ if it's basically the same ?
>>>/a/66725517

>>9118981
Stop being such a BITCH.

>>9119004
Typical /a/ post:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS EPISODE IS SO GOOD DID ANY BROS SCREENSHOT THIS PART TOO
>implying this isn't the best shit ever
>mon visage mfw face when mai new waifu did this
No backgrounds

>>9119004
are you implying Nyarko has a male body...?

>>9119004
Read the thread, I dare you.

>>9119004
OP posted in that thread.

>>9119004
/a/ isn't the same, they don't say stuff like "Who is your favorite Haiyore! Nyaruko-san" because they don't have the vast 2hu culture to draw from.

I don't want to go on a board where they don't say stuff like that..

>>9119024
>>9119013
I thought /a/ was for anime discussion.

what is /jp/ for anyway ?

>>9119024
Posting about anime on /jp/ is also gives you a huge rush because it's against the rules to do. And ZUN!bar might even post in your thread and ask you for more pictures of the cute anime girl you posted if you're lucky.

>>9119029
You have a point.

>>9119004
because we're all from /a/ br/a/h

>mfw I watch all these animes

>>9119004
Because every board has a really warped perception of the other boards.

I want to switch bodies with a girl then get fucked by myself.

>>9119045
That's gay as hell.

>>9119045
I could feel my heartbeat start to quicken as I read this.

I now want this to happen more than anything.

>>9119042
In general, but I think /jp/'s opinion of /a/ is accurate, because we are originally from there and can judge how things have changed over the years.

The reverse however isn't true.

>>9119045
the first part i can understand, but the second? why in the world would you want to fuck yourself? do you actualy find yourself hot? just why? and if you're some kinda Ridiculously Photogenic Guy, what are you doing on /jp/?

So, is there anyone else here who only watches anime ?
I played touhou games to educate myself, but I'm bad at danmaku.
I'll start VN when I'm good enough at nihongo.


>>9119063
My guess is that the little girl is often raped by the fat bald men. He would be living his fantasy.

>>9119055
It's been 4 years, anon. You can't still believe that the majority have been around all that long.

>>9119063
not everyone on /jp/ is some out of shape nerd loser breh

>>9119073
do u even lfit??

>>9119069
I only play video games and watch anime, I'm pretty much a 2hu secondary and I have pretty much all translated VNs in my backlog.

>>9119069
Lately, yeah. I'm not big on the recent touhou games and my attention span is too short for VNs these days.

>>9119063
Why wouldn't you want to have sex with a girl who happens to be in your body? While you happen to be in her body. If you switched bodies with your waifu you wouldn't do it?

>>9119069
Anime is an inferior medium, after watching a lot animu and lurking /a/ for quite awhile I found out VN's are superior. Though I think there are a lot of "must watch" animu's, watching the shit they pump out each season is not worth it, even for a NEET.

Already a guy, so I guess I would switch with a girl.

It depends if the change is temporary or permanent.

Temporary:
Fuck everything and get knocked up.

Permanent:
Fuck everything and don't knocked up.

>>9119086
Yeah, but I can watch anime raw, I can't play VN raw.

>>9119013
Oh yeah, I hate it when they remove the background out of a picture. It's like turning the image into an emoticon.

And fuck off with your spoilers.

>>9119085
i wouldn't have sex with anyone who inhabited my body, my body is disgusting.

>>9119069
I only watch anime and read VNs. I read a couple of manga (exactly a couple) so I don't consider myself a manga reader. I just ignore all this ``touhou'' stuff but I might save images of cute 2hus being lewded, which I do for anime series I haven't watched as well.

>>9119092
Fuck off with your forced meme.

>>9119091
Fair enough.

>>9119092
But I'm only using those spoilers to imitate /a/.

>>9119098
what do you do here if you don't like Touhou

>>9119111
This is /jp/ not Shrinemaiden.

>>9119111
Believe it or not, a lot of people here don't like Touhou.

>>9119098
I thought it was a LN, not a VN.
Would read for cecily/10

>>9119028
If you post on /a/ your thread might not even get replies. At least on /jp/ there's always the please respond guy.

Fast-moving boards are scary.

>>9119120
A lot of people in japan are japanese, yet they were still nuked.

>>9119116
>>9119120
I believe you two are lying to me

>>9119123
>the please respond guy
I like him.