/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>I refuse to believe newcomers are so retarded they can't understand the basic culture of this board.
You're greatly underestimating people's stupidity.

this is a dota 2 board

Stealth sage all day, every day

>Welcome, new user to /jp/ - Otaku Culture! Hah, just kidding, this isn't Otaku Culture. This is Touhou/Visual Novels/Doujin Games.

Ohohoho, go fuck yourself.

>I know it's summer
Summer starts in 2 weeks retard.

Greentexting is the thing I'm hating the most. This was one of the few boards that hadn't been contaminated with that shit, and it's changing quickly.

I nokosage, faglord

This is an anime & video games board.

>>9117582
>>9117579
>>9117571
Who are you quoting?

>>9117581
>>9117589
You should use sage, because it actually shows others you're saging.

>>9117594
Typical newfriend. Precisely these people are using the quote function right.

>>9117595
>You should use sage, because it actually shows others you're saging.
And what if I don't want to show that?

>>9117594
>>9117582
was quoting
>>9117564

>>9117579
was quoting the link given by
>>9117564
which lead to http://cerealexperiments.com/jprules.php of which the first sentence contains Welcome, new user to /jp/ - Otaku Culture! Hah, just kidding, this isn't Otaku Culture. This is Touhou/Visual Novels/Doujin Games.

>>9117571
was quoting
>>9117564

>>9117602
It's not an individual matter. You actively encourage people to sage and thus to maintain the kind of unique reputation bumping system /jp/ has developed.

>>9117602
Then get the HELL out.

>>9117617
Make me, nerd.

>>9117622
Who are you quoting?

Why don't we mass email moot asking for the removal of greentext on /jp/? We could quote people using "..." or something, would take many newcomers away.

>>9117618
u think ur though huh?

>>9117623
Tough enough to break your face.

>>9117622
In any case, we would use `` '' or “ ”, not " ".

Sage implies that I view my post as not being worthy of bumping the thread, but I know damn well it's worthy enough of bumping the thread. Not my fault you all have self-esteem issues.

>>9117618
What the FUCK did you just say? I don't speak faggot.

>>9117632
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>>9117622

Worst suggestion I have ever heard on the subject of improving 4chan. I'm being completely serious.


>>9117631

Autism mode CIIX level nine activated, use extreme caution.

>>9117632
Ironic as HELL.

>>9117627
We'll see about that. Kaivokatu 1, Helsinki. At the main entrance. 22:00 GMT+2, today.

>>9117564
>but I refuse to believe newcomers are so retarded they can't understand the basic culture of this board.
protip:they are

Most of these are invalid and hardly followed.

>>9117642
It's not autism, it's using quotes properly. I understand “ ” are a pain in the ass if you don't use macros, but `` '' are fine.

>>9117648
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>9117651

No, it's the most autistic fucking thing I've heard in quite a while.

>>9117659
Please, stop with the autism bullshit and ``read'' the original ASCII specification. It has nothing to do with fonts or how people drew glyphs as Mr mgk25 seems to imply. Granted many developers drew them this way, but it was because it was more aesthetically-pleasing.

ASCII only had seven bits to work with so some characters carried multiple meanings. I never see people complain when - is used as both a hyphen and a minus, or when people use it in place of the Unicode hyphen/minus/dash characters.

` was defined as both LEFT SINGLE QUOTATION MARK and GRAVE ACCENT. `This' and ``This'' are the proper quoting methods in ASCII.

Typing 'this' is equivalent to using parentheses )like this) instead of (like this). If you're so obsessed with symmetry, use the Unicode quote characters (‘ and ’, “ and ”). Don't do 'this' then preach me to me when I use characters correctly.

>>9117672
what the FUCK

>>9117672
u have buttautism lmao

SPERG OVERLOAD

>>9117672
Who are you quoting?

>>9117672
Shut your mouthpussy, sperg.
``'' is a terrible way to quote in text, take your SICP bullshit somewhere else.

>>9117672
I don't know if what you said is true or not, but if it's true, it's fucking retarded.

>>9117589
This

>>9117692
Why is it retarded?

>>9117692
U MADE
U JELLY
U SUICIDE
ANALLY ANGUISHED
BUTTOWNED
BUTTSUICIDE
WHIET HOT ANALPOCALYPSE
WORLD BUTTHURPED CHAMPION
BUTTBOMBED
BUTTDEVESTATED
BUTTMANGLED
BUTTREK'D KID
BUTTBLITERED

>>9117696
no U

>>9117672
And I thought you guys were autists only ironically.

>>9117699
Jokes aside, he may have taken it too seriously, but he's right.

This thread is an eyesore.

>>9117699
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.

>>9117700
like ur mum

>>9117704
xDDD

>>9117704

>>9117704
My mother is dead asshole.

>>9117709
How would her being dead make her any less of an eyesore?

There's no point in making quality posts anymore. NSJ will probably just delete the thread. Why not act like an idiot? We're all going to Hell anyway.

>>9117704
I laughed harder than I should have.

I still don't understand why summer has anything to do with the general quality of 4chan. What stops these people from posting during winter? Why do they suddenly decide to spend their summer holiday spamming our beloved board(s) with inane shit? It doesn't make any sense.

>>9117713
No, I'm going to Gensokyo.

>>9117695
Because you don't enclose something with two competely different symbols.
It's as if I wrote [this) or {this]
specular symbols work, different symbols do not, same symbols work, such in *cough* this case *cough*

And there's plenty of program languages that make use of the basic quotation marks " without anyproblem. I see absolutely no reason to be "original".

le sigh...

>>9117715
Are you new?

This is a rhetoric question.

>>9117717
Stop bumping this kuso thread with your wrong opinions.

>>9117713
And rightly so, if it wasn't a terrible thread before, this "NO YOU MUST USE TWO DIFFERENT QUOTE MARKS BECAUSE I SAY SO" nonsense seals it.

Also I hate those open-close quotes because the Shift_JIS art script mona-fies them.

>>9117715
It's an excuse people use to explain why they're shitposting more than usual.

/prog/ nerds are the worst subhumans to ever disgrace this board

>>9117717
>you don't enclose something with two competely different symbols

I guess in ASCII you do. Anyway, ` and ' were specular before.

Tripcodes are hardly a new phenomenon on /jp/, you baka, and while I'm totally down with the 夏厨氏ね sentiment, meta threads only attract trolls and make things worse.

>>9117717
Who are you quoting?

>>9117710
Obviously because you can't see her anymore.

>>9117726
It's not because I say so, it's because that's how quoting symbols are defined in ASCII, idiot.

>>9117732
That's not stopping me from digging up her corpse, geek.