/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9111808

PINGAS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jyz-ASC454

>>9111815

This thread is not getting off to a bakkoi start

PAPAPIPU PEPAPEPO

>>9111822

Paparazzi Paparazzi

>>9111808
>>9111862
and repeat!

baka baka bakkoi

guys, please stop

i like hatatate and these thread make me feel sad.

i don't do this in threads for touhous you like, so please be considerate

She sees /jp/s dirty smelly cocks lined up and ready for her

Pep-pep? Pepper? What do you want, woman?!

>>9111954
>i like hatatate
How is that even possible?

>>9111968

That's not nice, my cock is very clean and smells like Axe™ Bodywash for Men.

SYAMEIMARU

>>9111977
Always ready I see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7RyiwHVZdQ

http://exhentai.org/g/402468/e4d3675629/

Sanae is her friend~

>>9111975
she is very cute and i like her cell phone

her skirt is nice, i like checkerboards.

i realize that people hate her for being aya's rival but i'm sure someday people can look past that and see that she is not so bad.

>>9111977
You're not using Old Spice™ bodywash? Don't you know it can block BO for as much as 16 hours?

>>9111990
Po-po-po-po-po-POWER

>>9111980
I just watched this for the first time as a metaphor for sex. It's frightening how it all makes sense.

>>9111954
i do this in threads for touhous i love and cherish

>>9111990

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2_DuFvyQYc&feature=BFa

>>9111986
but I don't particularly care for Aya either. I probably just don't like Hatate very much because I don't know much about the character.

OH GOD NEGAHINA IS MY FETISH

>>9111998
that is okay but other touhous get nice threads about them sometimes too

i don't think it's quite fair.

>>9112008
How would ``NEGAHINA'' even work?

>>9111986
I've seen much worse Hatate abuse threads on 2chan.

>>9112010
the touhous that get nice threads are the touhous i HATE

>>9112011
She spreads curses instead of collecting them, and outright kills any humans she comes in contact with.

>>9112008
What's up with the blue Hina variant anyways? At first I thought it was just one artist doing it but I've seen several.

I love dirty used-up five dollar whores

>>9112011
Delicious.

>>9112019
Delicious 5 dollah spic whore would fuk

水。。。

SHAMEIMARU

>>9112042

If you took Hatate's phone away from her, how far would she go in order to take it back?

>>9111986
> i like checkerboards.
Get out hrvati scum

my penis has become engorged from all these thoughts of beating hatate till she bleeds and then raping her endlessly

>>9112047
Depends, can I choke her too?

>>9112047
If you're human she'd just kill you.

>>9112047
I would never do such a thing in the first place, but all she would have to do is ask for it back.

>>9111979
what a slut

>>9112166
What is /jp/s favorite sexual act? I find felattio and deepthroating to be the most intriguing. I wouldn't actually want to perform due to a lack of interest in any penis save my own.

>>9112181
It varies, but at the moment it would be intercrurial. It's all I can think about when looking at a girl with thick thighs.

>>9112181
eating cum out of a used vagina (used by /jp/ though)

>>9112206
I actually find vaginas to be very unpleasant, particularly aesthetically. Could you explain?

Peponi?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgovv8jWETM

>>9112181
I'm actually extremely anti-oral sex and find the both sides of it to be disgusting. Cowgirl style sex is nice.

>>9112209
Do you hate all vaginas period because they're inherently ugly, or because you associate them with blue waffles type shit?

>>9112219
I just have never find them very appealing. Anal's fine, but vaginal sex has never been a fully acceptable concept.

shameless homosexual corvids

>>9112227
To add to this, I loathe cunnilingus, which I suppose seems a bit of a double standard. But I have a lot of those.

>>9112209
I would have to agree, as much as i love females in general vaginas are a major turn off for some reason.
But i am totally okay with penises.

..Fucking /jp/ brainwashing.

When I'm fantasizing about hot anime girls, I always picture that their vagina smells like a penis. I like that smell. I bet it doesn't, though.

>>9112241
There is no such thing as brain-washing. This is a concept that applies only to the weak-willed who submerse themselves or are submersed in something and allow that participation to soak into themselves and become apart of their definition. You were not brain-washed, you just never solidified. Maybe you are unable to.

>>9112247
Riiiight. And being raped enough doesn't make you like it.

>>9112253
Women are weak willed and unable to solidify. This is not exactly new.

Peki peki peki desuka?

>>9112253
In real life, it really doesn't. Maybe you could get used to it the same way you could get used to being beaten.

>>9112241
A lot of anons on /jp/ tend to be on the submissive side of things, and in time spending years reading VNs and doujins on how big dicks are the greatest thing in the world for controlling someone and how awsome they taste and make you ahegao from just seeing one, it really is no surprise that many kinda end up going prison gay for cocks.

At least that is how i see it and try to explain why i like them.

>>9112289
There are plenty of narcisissts on /jp/, and I do believe you can not be a submissive narcisisst.

>>9112279

Ah, Sugoi desu ne.

>>9112244
I love that smell when you uncover your penis

>>9112281
>>9112253
That's funny because I was wondering if all those mind-break stories in hentai could work in real life.
Maybe you can force someone into catatonia state if you try hard enough.

I was wondering this as a scientific interest by the way. I'd never kidnap someone and dress her as my favorite touhou to try it in real life.
Never.

>>9112313
Eh.

gotta go fast

>>9112334
Wubadubadub, is that true?

>>9112227
are you me

>>9112358
Woah, you go big guy.

>>9112326

Yeah! When I see a picture of a girl with her panties showing, I always imagine putting my nose right up and taking a big wiff, and it smells just like that, except even stronger.

This is why I can never get into a relationship with a real girl (or steal someone's panties), I would find out that the smell is actually bad and ruin my fantasies forever.

>>9112322
What if you were sure you could get away with it? Like a guarantee nobody will look into it.

>>9112401
Still 3DPD.

I like anal sex because it does 2 jobs. If from behind, it makes the ass look completely uncompromised. If in the front, it lets you see the vagina without having it stretched ugly by the penis.

>>9111802
P-pe-p... Pe-P

>>9112422
I far prefer anaru sexu myself as well, be it on a trap, female or futa..Or futa on male.

ITT: aperfectly fine bakkoi thread turning to shit because of anal supremacists.

>>9112465
Futa on male is good, but it's often combined with BDSM which I don't enjoy.
So pretty much the only thing is futakano.

>>9112479
I want to talk about Hatate again ;_;

>>9112479
ITT: A complete shit bakkoi thread turning good because of anal supremacists.

>>9112520
no, but i do

*grabs dick*

Do they make cologne that smells like penis?

Do anal supremacists have secret plans to take over the government and round up everyone who likes vanilla vaginal/oral sex into concentration camps for brown eye brainwashing?

>>9112548
I misread that as contraception camps.

>>9112042
2lewd

>>9112548
Probably subjugate you with prostate simulation.

>>9112554
Hi.

>>9112571
Violent riots against the rapolice? Heteronormative men forming outlaw bands to rebel against armed riot troops trying to anally violate them?

P-please, no more anal.

>>9112585
That doesn't happen.

>>9112590
Hatete confirmed for masochist. I move to officially raise Hatate's position on the touhou rankings based off of this new piece of information.

>>9112593
Wrong again.

>>9112605
Then I retract my request. Hatate will remain shit. She probably is an M anyway.

>>9112610
Still wrong.
Is this a character gimmick or something? Like...you're a youkai of being wrong or something?

>>9112616
I'm just a sadist who understands how people work.

Where did she even get a cell phone, and how does she charge it?

>>9112627
Wizard, magic.

What use is a cell phone, when you're the only person that has one?

>>9112627
Kappa and kappa.

>>9112628
Well, at least you've got the former right. That's something.

>>9112640
What's your use of a cellphone when no one calls you?

>>9112649
Ordering pizza, duh.

>>9112649
She can take photos with her cellphone. And it's easier to carry a cellphone than a camera.

ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!

>>9112851
AmiAmi is sold out. Any where else I can order one?

>>9113044
I know nothing about figs. I just saw a picture I liked and posted it.