/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9105549
People here stay virgins because of porn, I doubt that is the case with her, IF it's even true.

>ZUN!bar

>>9105549
I think it's more that she's saying that it's amazing that she is so "attractive" and has managed not to be raped yet.

In that vein, being "attractive" and not getting raped is harder than training for the Olympics.

>29
>virgin

....is she about to become a sorceress? How does that work?

>>9105562
Never leaving the house has made it pretty easy for me.

>>9105549
>hardest thing I've ever done in my life
So she's just a closet slut then? I mean I literally do nothing all day long , there is nothing which challenges me at all in my day, but remaining a virgin is still pretty damn easy in comparison with doing nothing. I found just typing this post out would be far harder than losing my virginity instead.

But I guess if it makes me better than an Olympic athlete then that's cool. Can I put it on my CV?

>>9105567
how fat and pasty are you or are you skinny and malnourished.

>>9105569
How new are you?

>>9105569
The latter, but I take daily dietary pills.

Is 6'1 and 135lbs bad?

>>9105577
Using imperial measurements? Yeah, that's pretty bad.

>>9105577
That's not bad at all. I'm 5'11 and I've been stuck at 120 pounds for almost a decade. I can't seem to go over that weight no matter how much I eat or what I eat.

>>9105577
I'm 5'4 and around 130 lbs, I consider myself quite skinny. Sometimes I wish I had some meat and/or fat on my bones.

>>9105588
Same, I just finished a baker's dozen of donuts.

I think I have tape worms or something. At least my chest has some fat but not enough to induce back pain.

>being a fat good for nothing slob is harder than doing ANYthing
stay deluded

>>9105560
I honestly don't even remember that I'm a virgin until /jp/ reminds me.

It's like dude, I got better things to think about. How can people worry about this so much.

It's so easy being a woman, they just have to spread their legs.

>>9105627
I never think about anything else.

>>9105570
You stay in your room and avoid social interaction all day, so it's easy.

If you had attractive young women throwing themselves at you on a regular basis it would be harder.

>>9105637
b-but I like touhou...

>>9105627
congrats on the marriage

>>9105644
>If you had attractive young women throwing themselves at you on a regular basis it would be harder.
But I actually do, depending on what you'd define as attractive. As a white person living in Bangkok I can assure you just walking down the street out of my apartment I would have young women throwing themselves at me. Even so, I don't find it challenging to not put my penis inside one of them.

>>9105644
If you had attractive young women throwing themselves at you on a regular basis
I had. I'm still a virgin. What do I win?

>>9105944
I fail at quoting.

>>9105591
>I'm 5'4 and around 130 lbs, I consider myself quite skinny.
Don't worry, you're not. You're not a landwhale, but nobody would call you skinny.

>>9105549
>29
>Young
People really believe this?
A 30 year old virgin woman is as useless as a 30 year old virgin male. With the addition that women get less desirable with age.

>>9105591
>I'm 5'4 and around 130 lbs, I consider myself quite skinny.
I'm 5'10 and 130 and I don't consider myself skinny. You are just fat.

>>9105591

>5'4"

I'm 5' 10" and I feel short-are you male? If so, I feel bad for you.

>>9106023

>I'm 5'10 and 130
>not ridiculously skinny

Do you have ANY muscle mass on your body at all?

>>9106041
Well I was 15kg heavier about 16 months ago so if anything, I consider myself skinnyfat. I can't argue with you now though because I have to go.

>>9106041
I'm 6'3 and around 120lbs, he doesn't seem that skinny for an average skinny nerd to me.

For a board that doesn't care about sex you guys sure do talk about it a lot.

>>9106054

Jesus Christ. Your arms must be little girly twigs.

>>9106066
They are. You could snap them if you shook my hand too hard.

>>9106072
Do you have long hair? Do you think you'd enjoy working as a maid if the uniform were mandatory?

>>9106041
I thought the same thing, but then I googled to translate these numbers to proper metric. You are fucking skinny.
I don't know how you people even manage to get there. There are times when I eat almost nothing at all, other times (when my family has me over for a couple of weeks) I eat more than 3 times of what an average person eats - my weight is pretty much set to stone at ~155lbs at a size of ~6 feet.

>>9106077
No I don't, and I probably wouldn't look good in a maid uniform even though I'd really like to. Sorry.

>>9105549
What are these people talking about? She doesn't want to have sex before she's married, right? So what? If she was banged by every little boy she came across with since she was 5, so what?

I don't see how it's any of their business, and even if it is, I don't see why it seems so important to them.

Open pride is just another imaginary medal I carry around to feel better about myself.

>>9106086
My dream is to become wealthy enough to hire a /jp/er as my personal maid, dress and all.

I'm sorry too.

>>9106092
Encouraging girls to be non-virgin sluts is all part of the Jewish master-plan.

Seriously this woman is practically saying: "I'm a total slut, I think about cocks all day, it was fucking hard to remain virgin".

There is not other explanation as to why it was "hard" for her. If someone tried to rape her she would have just been raped.

Also apparently she doesn't even contemplate the fact that there are people that can't be bothered by sex at all.

>>9106263
I fucking knew it.

>>9106077
Is being lewd and non-virgin a bad thing for meido? I'm 6'0, I weight 110 lbs and I have long hair. I don't mind skirts.

>>9106298
>"I'm a total slut, I think about cocks all day, it was fucking hard to remain virgin".

Yep, because all the virgins on /jp/ aren't exactly the same or anything.

>>9106134
This is also my dream. But to include plastic surgery and such to become even more girl like.

I'm around 510 and over 200 I guess it's time for me lose some weight.

She's probably lieing. Black people have sex at like 9 years old, there's no way she could have avoided all those monkeys.

>>9106810
Damn I like taller girls or traps too.

>>9106810
I don't think anyone here has the luxury of choice.

>>9107809
Actually I think jper could round up enough money to get a prostitute.

>>9107782
>around 510 and over 200
Well, no shit Sherlock.
What unit, anyway? cm? You can' mean inch. Nobody is 510 inch tall.

>>9107827
Nobody is 510cm tall either.
If you think for a second, the number 5'10 stands out

>>9107825
But they wouldn't be a /jp/sie or anyone who cared.
The appeal is greatly increased if the maid is someone who actually wants to be the pretty little pervert for you.

>>9107829
Well, I was actually thinking he was talking about pounds. Yours makes sense too, but would mean he is absolutely retarded in writing stuff down.

>Be a strong independent woman who dont need no man, be praised.
>Be a weak mooching man who don't get no women, be shunned.

>>9105827
Let's go with attractive young women who aren't prostitutes.

>>9108048
Some people here have (developed) social anxiety despite having been quite popular during school years.
Just like some people here are girls.
Accept it.

I AM PROUD! lolz

>>9112454
Good thing you rescued this thread.

I don't know what we would have done without it.

>>9112459
Neither would I.

ROFL @ OP video.

I'm looking forward to seeing this thread on the front page for another fifty days.