/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I'm not a whore~

>>9103811
I would, but then my family would notice and think I'm a faggot.

I love few things more than the soft, smooth, delicious legs of a girl in a skirt. It defines my life to see such a sight. I didn't read your text at all OP, but I can know by the pic alone that this is a great thread.

I already do.

No homo.

I shaved it once, but the smooth, pearly white skin of my legs felt too slutty and made me uncomfortable so I never shaved it again

>>9103811
"Japanese proverb say, "Bird never make nest in bare tree.""

Which 2hu has the most body hair?

>>9103973
unzan

Why would I do that? Reisen loves my (slightly) hairy manly legs and I love her smooth hairless legs.

>>9103811

I'll never have milky smooth and delicious little girl legs, so I've given up. My legs are now all manly and hairy as HELL.

>>9103935
Legs aren't trees retard.

>>9103935
What the hell are you smoking man, legs are not trees.

>>9103996
>>9103997
autism in action

You'd still see the bulging muscles and viens in my legs, so it's futile.

I started shaving my legs every so often in order to wear skirts in public (since it'd be uncouth not to), but... I kinda like how it feels, and looking at all the other guys' hairy legs is super gross, so I kinda want to just keep them shaved even when I'm not gonna be wearing skirts...

I blame /jp/.

>>9104000
It's not autism if any sane person would say it.

>>9104008
i bet u have chikkin legs lol do u even sqat????

I want to but I'm afraid.
When I was a teenager I tried shaving down under and when the hairs started to grow back it felt like knives stabbing my penis ;____;

Is there an easy way to get rid of body hair down under, especially the anal regions?

>>9104036

>felt like knives stabbing my penis

I shave my balls and shaft specifically for that effect... I rather like it. It's all prickly and itchy and gives me something to focus on.

>>9104036
If "down under" means the balls, just use a common razor, you will get used to it after some time, have no idea about shaving the asshole though.

I used to shave my arms and my legs, but then I became a neet and no one would look at me anymore so I stopped. If I'm going to get laid (which is never) then I'll shave my entire body and trim my pubes to a few millimeters. Fully shaving my pubes gives me zits and skin irritation where I shaved. I just go over it with a razor a few times and don't completely take all the hair off. It's a useful skill to have.

>>9104083

>f I'm going to get laid (which is never) then I'll shave my entire body

God why? It's such a faggy kid thing to do. Maybe if you're a swimer I can see it, but men are supposed to be hairy damn it. Remember the 1970s and 80s where the hairy chest hanging out of the shirt was king? FUCK YEAH! Those years were the best.

>>9104083
I found that an electric razor helped with this.

Everytime I shave my legs, it takes at least an hour and a half. I do it in the shower and I always use all the hot water. I can't even shave my legs with a regular disposable shaver either. They all clog before shaving even an inch. I use a double edged razor , but that also clogs often, so I need to remove the hair frequently. I might pick up a straight razor. Last time I used Nair I was questioned what the smell was.

Maybe if I used the Nair in my room it wouldn't be discovered at all.

>>9104096
No, that's fucking gay. Hair is nasty and gritty and better suited to moneys and niggers than respectable people.

>>9104096
Women want ``meterosexuals,'' which are extremely feminine men who act flamboyent as a mother fuck, but deny being gay. Or they claim they do, but we all know they don't actually know what they want.

>>9104096
You sound like one of those 'bear" gay fetishists, you probably are, in fact

>>9104096
If you have a hairy chest/stomach, shaving the hair off feels really good. Cuddling with a pillow while your freshly shaved torso is rubbing against it is great.

>>9104101
Make a pass with an electric shaving machine. Finish with a regular disposable razor.

Only pedos and repressed pedos don't like hair.

/thread

last time i did, my dad asked if i was coming out

why is this so hard

>>9104122
only fags and queers like hair.

what u gonna do now???

I've always wanted to shave my body hair. I once shaved a part of my leg (never wore anything but pants so no one knew) and I loved the way it felt. It was so soft. But I have so much hair all over, I could never get it all. And I'm sure I'd miss a few places.

I'm also afraid to shave my pubic hairs. It's been one bush my whole life. I'm really scared I might cut myself. Especially my testicles. I can't imagine a way to shave it without ripping off all the skin...

>>9104124
0wned

>>9104116
I've thought about that before but figured it wouldn't make much difference. I guess I'll try that next time.

>>9104134
I remember when I was young and had a considerable bush, I decided to cut off part of it with a scissor. I was itchy for a whole damn week. Worst feeling ever. I assume only a complete, well done shaving would prevent this. But I'm in the same position as you. Just imagining shaving the ballsack gives me shivers.

>>9104134
uhh use an electric trimmer? Wont get it perfectly smooth, but it wont cut you.

>>9104132
Prove it. My post is it's own proof, but yours is lacking in every kind of support.

>>9104106

You hit it right there... My father, who grew up in the 40s always said men who shave their chests are fucking faggots, and seeing I grew up in the 80s, I'm inclined to agree with him. I refuse to be one of those metrosex sissy boys with their stupid wavy hair... in fact, in the early 90s, we used to beat kids up for having wavy, unkempt hair.

>>9104096

It's because I was in love with a girl that went "oh... cute" with a disgusted face when she felt my hairy chest the first time. She was insinuating that I should shave my chest. She was bisexual too so she wasn't into big hairy guys.

>>9104150
Why would you think that? You use the electric razor to get rid of the longer hair. The same hair that clogs your razors. Then you use a razor on the now considerably smaller hair to finish it off.

My penis is so small that hair often grinds on the sensitive tip and it hurts, so I have to shave.

>>9104161
That's nice. So what did your father think of your coming out party?

>>9104160
You like hair, and you are a fag, so all evidence points to the fact that fags like hair.

>>9104122
Pedophilia isn't even a real thing, it's just a modern-day feminist construction. Nobody in the middle ages was a "pedophile."

>>9104161
I could beat you with my hands tied to my back, bald homo faggot.

>>9104174
Wait. Which `fag' do you mean? Is it `gay' or the meaning that it has on 4chan to mean `person'?

>>9104165
The only electric shaver I have is some hair clippers like this. Is this what you're talking about? It doesn't get the hair much shorter than it is already.

>>9104178
You... SCUM! Pig! How dare you say this? I can't believe you love the devil so much, you child killer. You don't even go to church every Sunday, do you?

>>9104190
No. I'm talking about the same kind of electric shavers people use to shave/trim their beards.

>>9104189
What do you think, buttranger? Are you saying that not only gay, you are dumb too?

>>9104178
Not so. You are using set theory when you count on your fingers as a kid, even though you weren't aware of it. The current social perception of pedophilia might be a feminist construct (though I blame the Jews), it does actually exist as a condition that people can meet.

>>9104203
Isn't pedophilia a compound word composed of two greek words meaning friendship and children? Why are people being arrested for being friends with children?

>>9104199
Buttranger is a person, not an insult, you fucking baldy lover. Don't you have some infants to molest for their lack of hair? Fuck off.

>>9104212
Keep making an ass out of yourself shitsucking anuspirate, go suck on hairy arab balls.

>>9104212
Whoa, nice projecting, ``friend"! Children aren't bald, you know. They have hair on their heads. Unless you're reminiscing to those times when you were a cancer pacient and Doctor McDowell molested you as part of his ``hourly" health checks.

>>9104211
That is irrelevant to the issue of whether pedophilia exist. However, though the word does mean `child love', the meaning has changed over the last few thousand years (again, this is the work of the Jews in the field of psychology who wish to label deviants as part of their plot to divide and conquer the goyim) to mean `one who sexually loves children'.

I don't because everyone says it's gay.

>>9104224
Why don't you go down to the barber and pop some boners for the niggers who shave their head

>>9104226
Yeah, you'd fucking know, wouldn't you.

>>9104203
Yeah but I mean it's like...

Imagine I called you a freckophile, because your girlfriend has freckles. How is that even a thing?

>>9104234
Because I ain't no man loving queer like you.

Why do I have to shave my legs exactly?

I like my hairy legs. They look fine with long socks.

>>9104183

How are you going to beat me with your hands tied behind your back? Oooh... I get it now. You big silly!! Don't beat me with your penis. I might blush.

>>9104238
It may indeed be a thing, if the subject were truly sexually attracted the freckles, as a pedophile prefers the bodies of children sexually, then he can be a freckophile.

It would not, however, be of any intellectual merit because of the small affected group.

>>9104240
Yeah fucking right, you fucking cocksucker. I bet you shave your dick so makes less noise as you beat in in the glory hole.

>>9104250
Hey jackass
You might now know since you are a wheelchair bound fatass with mental retardation, but you still can use your legs and your head in a fight
And yeah, my dick would be enough to pwn your puny ass.

>>9104256
If you are so curious then ask your mom about it, she knows my dick from inside out.

>>9104238

Sounds like you should look up the usage of phile.... it can apply to damn near anything you have an affinity for.

>>9104258
You're bald head and legs would be too slippery with.

>>9104258

>my dick would be enough to pwn your puny ass.

So you're admitting you want to ass fuck me? Awesome.

>>9104277

He has to get in line first.

>>9104277
u want it

>32-year-old male manga artist (there for “research”)

Goddamnit Kubo

>>9104307
the fuck you are talking about?

I would really love to shave my legs/body hair, but unfortunately, I really don't want to have my family and "co-workers" see it, and relentlessly call me a faggot.

I've shaved certain patches of leg hair, where no one can really see, and my skin is actually really smooth, and stays that way for quite a while.

I just want to be able to shave my legs, wear frilly dresses, and be the little girl....
>>9104036

Well, I always have my ass, upper thighs, balls, and taint, 100% shaven, the only hair I don't shave is the pubes around/above my dick, and I keep those trimmed.

I can shave everything else no problem, easy as hell, no bumps/marks anything, but I swear, shave the pubes above/near my dick, and I'll break out in tons of red bumps and shit, and the stubble always is very painful.

I never have that problem with ANY other hair on my body though.

Are you daft? Only pansies and professional swimmers (pansies) shave their legs.

>>9104372
having fetish for hairy man
in the year of our lord
mm
xvii

i seriously hope you don't do this

>>9104372
What? Shaved legs feel so good.

Porn actors also shave their legs. Sex is better when you're shaved.

>>9104403
Only faggots shave their legs

>>9104403
Take your slut talk out of here.

I used to shave my legs but it grew back in like...2 days. Men are monsters.

I shaved my legs once. It felt really nice until the hair started regrowing and I realized how much fucking upkeep would be involved

Also, the feeling when I had to wear pants with that shit on was SO UNCOMFORTABLE, FUCK

Although it made me start shaving my crotch. Masturbation has never been better

>>9104428
It takes at least a couple of weeks for mine to grow back to a significant degree. 2 days sounds a little short...

>>9104428
In two days mine grew a "stubble", but it took months to get back to satyr mode.

>>9104440
Same here but I decided today I needed to give up fapping.

>>9104440
Was there really a reason to use spoilers in your post like that? I'm not even going to move my mouse over them to see what they are. I'm just going to assume tha for this case, like most others, there was no reason to use them.

>>9103811
Shave? Fuck that, I use an epilator, it's great not to have to worry about my legs for a while between uses and I don't get little cuts like I did with a razor

I use duct tape.

I don't understand why /jp/ doesnt shave their legs. It's part of being the little girl.

>>9103935

To everyone who doesn't get this let me explain it to you. It means if you shave your legs women will never have sex with you. Also to everyone commenting about pedophilia. This is /jp/ so I suppose that pedophilla means engaging with sexual activies with a person under the age of 13? (Going by my limited understanding of Japanese law.)

>>9104498
I don't want my parents to find out.

>>9104465

Well, yes, because I said something rather uncouth and unladylike

I do not understand why you are annoyed by my use of spoilers when you did not even read the message contained. Do you have something against spoilers? They've been on this board for longer than you have

Are you one of those crazy new kids who are pretending to be oldfags by hating spoilers or something? I am genuinely confused

>>9104508

Why? Will your parents tease you? Remember that they are normalfags and they will never truly understand what it's like being edgy. Sex is better when there's no hair and you just feel a lot cleaner and your body is more aesthetically pleasing than a hairy bearmode homophobe.

>>9103935
It doesn't appear anybody got what this was a reference to.

I want to peg a /jp/sie's virgin butthole while he dresses up like a little girl until he cries. Too bad /jp/ won't settle for plastic dildos and will only take the Real Deal at the glory hole.

>>9104522
>Will your parents tease you?

Yes, probably.

>>9104527
Wait, dose this mean that you are a real girl?

What makes you believe I don't already do?

>>9104535

Silly faggot... there are no girls on the internet.

>>9104498
My parents wont let me plus it grows back in like two days dude. It's a pain to shave that often.

>>9104575
Just do it once a week. It's not like anyone on /jp/ has any social relationships anyway.

>>9104574
But everyone here are little girls, am I wrong?

>>9104584
No, you are perfectly right. Now tea is ready.

I'm not that feminine but I wondered is there any point in shaving your chest/stomach area?

>>9104616

Of course there is, it makes you look more like a little girl.

>>9104616
Pretty much just
>>9104115

What's the point? Nobody's every going to see my body, and there's nothing I can do to find myself attractive.

>>9104523

Sadly <70% of 4chan are gay or bi.

>>9104629

You'll still see your body, it's nice to feel good about your body, and make yourself look good, even if you're the only one seeing it.

>>9104638

Sorry to tell you this, but the majority of 4chan users are normies browsing /b/, /v/, /a/, and /r9k/.

Granted /v/ is pretty gay, I would still say if we took a anonymous survey, only about 30% of people on this website would say they weren't straight.

It's just /jp/ is a exceptionally gay.

>>9104664

/v/ is pretty gay, always a trap thread on the front page. Hook-up threads are frequent.

>>9104670
/v/ isn't really gay. They're only into traps because "LOL so edgy and cool". It's the new popular kid thing to do. Just like most of /a/.

>>9104688

You're saying you liked traps before they were cool?

>>9104692

O shit, you got him good.

>>9104692
No, I've never liked traps. I'm not sure how my post implied that I did.

>>9103811
i want to lick and rape those legs.

>>9104664
I maintain that /jp/ is not at all very gay, save for a very, very vocal minority.

>>9104706

You're fooling yourself.

I've seen trap/gay threads reach the bump limit within a few hours, and go on for 100 posts after that.

I've never seen a thread on /jp/, that got as much traffic as those threads.

>>9104744
Then allow me to persist in my delusions. Faggots will never be as important as they might think themselves, regardless of how numerous.

>>9104706
/jp/ turned me gay, well gay for cute traps...

>>9104754

You know, I keep hearing people saying you are "born gay/bi, it's not a choice." But to tell you the truth, I was 100% straight before I came to 4chan.

The conversations and pictures posted during my time here, have honestly turned me into a trap-loving faggot. I actually prefer traps over normal females/males.

I'm guessing this is proof that atleast in some cases, you can "choose" (for lack of a better word) to be gay/bi.

Feel free to respond with the "4chan turns you gay" copypasta.

>>9104785
4chan does not turn you gay. You are gay because you have no willpower. You would have been anything these people talked about. There is no ``you,'' only a reflection of your surroundings. You participated in discussing dicks and allowed that to become you. You are a flawed. A failure.

>>9104744
You need some more of that old time RELIGION

>>9104802

Wow did you go to college to be a philosopher or something?

Totally blew my mind like WOW, I've never thought of it like that before, so deep. Thanks man, that was a grat shit.

>>9104785
>>9104754
some1 should make a like function for /jp/

I liked cocks long before I came to 4chan, while at the same time lamenting having one.

For a while I was trying to shave my legs, but the only razor I have is electric and intended for the face. It really doesn't do a great job on my legs, and I would need to shave them every day since they end up like sandpaper the day after.

I've considered ordering an epilator online, but my family goes through all my mail. Maybe I could get away with sugering techniques. I'd also like to shave my arms, but in the region I live in people assume you do hard drugs if you wear long sleeves.

I was expecting more legs

>>9104834
r those traps? if not FUCK OFF

>>9104825
>>9104825

The day we get a like/upvote feature, is the day I kill myself.

>>9104706
I would think the distribution is relatively even, that being said both the /jp/ers I know irl have 'in the wrong body' issues, but I'm not sure of their orientation. I have some of that as well but I know I'm straight.

>>9104834
Suwako has the best legs

>>9104842

You know /jp/sies in real life?

What's that like anon? Got any good stories?

How cruel of you, OP. Putting such a amazing picture in such a mundane thread.
Such gorgeous legs...

>>9104753
I hope you're talking about homosexuals in general instead of the ones here. Very few people on /jp/ think of themselves as important.

>>9104868
We will once again have to agree to disagree. Not only is /jp/ not gay, it is not self-loathing. It's just that the two groups have a tendency to whine and moan and bitch about it.

>>9104847
Sorry when I said in real life I meant out side of 4chan, skype and what not. Although I do know a couple of people in real irl that fit in hear, but are not regulars. Nothing much comes of it just weird conversation and references, its not like I've gotten to live out any thing like that comic.
Actually I kinda have, but nothing lewd happened and I'm not going to talk about cosplay on /jp/.

I'll do it and post pics when I'm done since I never wear shorts.

>>9104883
>Actually I kinda have, but nothing lewd happened and I'm not going to talk about cosplay on /jp/.

Ooh, I want to know.
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