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would you shave the dick with me

y/n

i have saved 8 dollars for a epilator that is 1/11

>> No.9100756
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>> No.9100800

and ok really i need some recomend for specific ones. i figured i save around 90 dollars.


please do not let me down jp

>> No.9100808

What the fuck is that? Drooling black python from dark Africa?

>> No.9100817

>>9100808
ya you guessed it

>> No.9100832

also please

my hair is very thick i need something powerful

>> No.9100853

>>9100832


Tungsten Knife

>> No.9100864

>>9100853
like a model or a brand

please

>> No.9100877

i will be right back okay

>> No.9100885

look,man, If you're serious and for around $90 a Dovo, Thiers-Issard or Böker Straight razor well do.

>> No.9100892

So, ah... you guys don't REALLY suck dicks, do you? It's just a joke, right?

>> No.9100897

>>9100892
manboy on manboy purest love.

>> No.9100901

>>9100892
I want to, but I have'nt

>> No.9100902

Why would you post photographs of your dick online if it's that small? Aren't you ashamed or embarrassed?

>> No.9100905

Nice dick man, I'd suck it.

I usually just trim it, so I can't help.

>> No.9100963

>>9100885
if shaving was practical i would do it

but i have so much hair it takes so long to shave it

>>9100892
like one guy say he would suck my dick since i been posting it here

>> No.9100976

NO ONE WOULD SUCK YOUR DISGUSTING HAIRY NIGGER APE DICK.

>> No.9100983

>>9100976
that one guy did

>> No.9100988

Fuck off with your homu shit

>> No.9100990

>>9100988

woops wrong thread D:

>> No.9100994

Will somebody just suck this guys dick so he stops posting this everyday?

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>>9100994
You do it, i aint touching that dry hairy ugly thing.

Picture related is how a real cock should look like.

>> No.9101000

>>9100892
Not if their disgusting like OP's.

>> No.9101015

>>9100999
Too big.
Looks nice but now kawaii.

>> No.9101017

>>9100999
i am trying to help with the hair

it is all over my body though i am just hairy

i need something that will remove all hair quickly

last time i tried with sugar i was too weak to pull the strip off

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>>9100999

>> No.9101023

>>9100999
Now THAT is a nice cock that i would love to suck. I'd prefer if it was a little smaller though

>> No.9101033

is there any thing i can do to make jp want to suck my dick

>> No.9101037

>>9101033
1.5 inches unerect.
5 inch erect.
Phimosis.

I would.

>> No.9101041

>>9101033
Try killing yourself, maybe you will get a decent cock in another life.
Because the one you have is disgusting.

>> No.9101060

>>9101041
that is why i am asking

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>> No.9101079

ok i am going to bed

i will check this thread though for post about how to make my dick more suckable.

>> No.9101109

>>9101037
Too big erect.
4.5 inches erect, tops.
I wouldn't suck anything bigger, its not cute anymore then.

Tasty foreskin covering the entire head is mandatory. At the least, just the tip of the head is visible when fully erect, the rest covered by foreskin.

Completely remove all body hair, and have smooth balls, not prickly.

You'd have the most delicious dick in the world.

>> No.9101126

What about making a regular thread on /soc/? Like once per day, and we could post the link on /jp/ archives so all the truNEETs could find it. Then we could all meet up and suck cock, dudes.

>> No.9101262

That photo looks professional.

>> No.9101335

>>9101262
thanks i spent a while getting the angle and lighting right and focus

there was two flash but the flash on the right did not go because it is old and slow

the real resolution is too big to post

when i posted a larger size it was embarasing too.

so i keep this size.

>> No.9101354

How does /jp/ feel about pearly penile papules?

>> No.9101368

>>9101354
I have them but I also have phimosis which makes it painful for me to pull down my foreskin to take a good look.

>> No.9101371

>>9101354
First time I saw them I thought it was a disease or something but after some experience I learned they were normal.

/cgl/ here btw

>> No.9101394

>>9101371
>/cgl/ here

That was unnecessary. Why do you have to announce what board you're from?

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>>9101371
>First time
LIKE YOU'VE SEEN MULTIPLE?!?!
>after some experience
AS IN YOU HAVE LOTS OF SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?!?!?!
>learned
YOU ACTIVELY LEARN ABOUT MALE GENITALIA?!?!?!
>/cgl/ here btw
YOU'RE A FAT LANDWHALE FROM /cgl/ AND A SLUT HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK I CANNOT CONTAIN MY !!!!RAGE!!!!!

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