/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>9099288
Hey guys, do you ever have your parents walk in on you or immediately after you finish? Whenever they do, I can't look them in the eye for a few days.

Lately I've being masturbating like 1 hour long to doujins, pixiv pics or erogames, just to build stamina.

I don't recomend it, my cock hurts like hell after those sesions...

Okuu happy sex doujins.

It's like I'm really there making sweet love to her!

I only masturbate to my imagation. No porn, no nothing.

it's different without porn, you never get really horny anymore. You have to wait like a week to get into it.

>>9099319
Never busted by my parents, through they probably know that I'm doing it.

I've fapped 4 times so far today

>>9099334
Try lotion, and a Tylenol.

fucking vice is killing me

ベロちゅー！

Kissing is just too awesome

>>9099341
> Okuu happy sex doujins.
Good choice.

I always fap while reading those lewd posts made by those cute little girls hanging on /jp/.

>>9099373

If you quit porn, you'll start to get that back. Took me about a month though.

Sadly, all my weird fetishes stayed with me.

>>9099343

I never get horny unless I see something lewd. I used to be able to masturbate to my imagination when I was like 15 but now something has to actually turn me on, thankfully 4chan does that from time to time or I would just forget.

I wish I could go back to the good ol' days of being able to fap for 12 hours straight. The side effects of my medication used to transform my penis into a BATTLE AXE that never dulled no matter how long I fapped for.

A penile self defense weapon sounds quite useful.

In a highly unusual moment I did this twice today. I feel crappy because of it. I honestly don't like to acknowledge that I have the genitalia that I ended up with. I think I'd be happier if I could just stop this behavior entirely and live a peaceful life free of lewd compulsions, but that isn't possible. Lewd compulsions were advantageous to human evolution in the past.

Contributing
Had a good one.
It was so good, penis still rock hard.
Stood up.
Penis hit the underside of the table.

There's no reaction image to describe how I felt

>>9099368

I honestly sometimes feel guilty and bad if it's anything else.

I feel like I should take a week off of masturbation.

I masturbated to none lewd pics of pretty underaged girls. The orgasm was rather mild but I fiercely rubbed the very tip of my penis right as my ejaculation began to wane and received an intense quasi-orgasm.

>>9099425
Masturbate now please.

>>9099430
Sorry, I'm a hebaphile not a pedophile.

>>9099341
>>9099368
When I was searching for Touhou doujinshi on Mandarake, I came across one called "Max Love" and it had a happy picture of a non-lewd Okuu on it but was listed as 18+.
Obviously it seemed like a happy Okuu sex doujinshi and it wasn't uploaded, so I bought it.

It actually is about Reimu tricking Okuu into getting gang-banged by a bunch of faceless old men, and then she is forced to lay eggs.
Why would they trick me like this? This is why we can't have nice things, Japan.

I'll still upload it eventually to exhentai because I know someone must like this kinda stuff, but afterwords I will dispose of it.

>>9099430
ew

http://exhentai.org/g/325197/374db43788/

I feel no shame or guilt, that ass on page 3 is a work of the gods.

>>9099434
I don't have teens in my hard drive, so I just saved this from google, hope it's good enough for you to cum in my face.

>>9099435
I hate Reimu. Can't have good things because of that bitch.

>>9099435

At least tell me they didn't hurt her.

>>9099334
I fapped for about 2.5 hours straight once.

It was to a cute /jp/sie~

>>9099448
Thanks, you're a good person

I used to only fap maybe once a week, but I've been way too lewd lately.

I'm also pretty sure that /jp/ has made me gay

Lately I've been finding myself masturbating twice. I'll cum, wipe it off, and then go at it again. I don't really how this started.

I could never get off to doujins. It doesn't turn me on.

Some new vore stuff I found on /d/

I've been dedicated myself to not ever fap to lewd things

this now has reached to the point that I'm disgusted to any kind of porn and just feel easy to lewd things
or feel uneasy if it's about my favorite character, since it's one of reason I stopped fapping

but strangely even though my mind don't sexually attracted sometimes my body still is,
sometimes feel tingling inside and my dick is trying to harden, but I managed to not drop a single semen, this happen when I stared at hentai too long

kinda feel bad about this but It's the proof that I'm still straight

>>9099464
Physically, no.
Mentally, well I'd rather not think about it.

>>9099514
same and it doesn't bother me at all.

I've recently realized that I can no longer masturbate without fingering myself. If I don't, the entire time I masturbate I feel this subconscious longing to do it, and at the very least I'll start rubbing my entrance. This doesn't make me gay right?

>>9099578

It doesn't make you gay, you were already gay and that is just an expression of it.

>>9099578
If I ever stick a finger up there I get it covered in shit, no matter how well I clean before hand. I don't know how to avoid that. Can't really get hold of one of those 'enema' things I hear about. Don't know how to use one, anyway.

I'm not much of a porn collector. Never even been to exhentai. My collection consists of pictures I find while browsing. Don't read doujins or whatever they're called. None of my collection is organized. I just have 56 pictures thrown into a folder with a few games I played once, like one of those s-studio torture games. And Monster Girl Quest.

I generally fap 0-2 times a day, usually to my imagination. If I go more than that I feel pain. When I played MGQ I tried to fap each time I lost -- though I took breaks. On my third time I started to feel tingly in a bad way. On time number 4 I could barely get hard. The left side of my body went numb and I felt a sharp pain in the back of my brain. So I stopped.

>>9099613
>If I ever stick a finger up there I get it covered in shit
Wow, way to go.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r92v-HIivCM

i masturbated to this

Yep. this one right here.

The most I've gone is 4.
I honestly can't tell you what I fap to, its just so much.

>>9099638
go on

>>9099613
Fun tip: A soda bottle (preferably a 2 liter, but a 20 oz will do) filled with water can be used for enemas. And no, you don't have to stick it in.

>>9099749
Tell me your secrets. Or a link to it.

>>9099764
There isn't much of a secret. You fill it with water, put it against your butt, and squeeze.

>>9099817
I've just been using a shower head, but maybe I'll try this.

>>9099817
I don't want to do something like that without any knowledge of what I'm doing. That sounds like I might accidentally hurt myself.

>>9099837
Pretty sure water isn't going to hurt you, princess.

>>9099861
My princess butt is delicate and I just don't want to risk hurting it. I fear I might accidentally push too much in or something, seeing as I've never done it before.

And from I've read you're not supposed to use pure water, you're supposed to use some sort of salt solution.

So I'm not the only one here who thinks about fingering there bum?

>>9099868
I suppose, but that's only if you're going to be doing it on a regular basis. Just look at http://www.health-information-fitness.com/enemarecipes.html . If all that stuff can go up there without worries, I don't think tap water once or twice is going to hurt you.

>>9099877

I-I would finger your bum anon... Well if you would also finger mine...

>>9099888
Alice get out.

>>9099893

>>9099888
I'm horrified of interaction with people, I don't think it'd work....


I'm tempted though.


Oh yeah no homo.

>>9099900
Every time I see a picture like that (especially when the girl is crying, bless her heart) it makes me want to respond. But I can never think of anything that doesn't sound forced.

I do not masturbate as I am a pure maiden.

I've been fapping while thinking of 3D lolis.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSF82AwSDiU

The sources of /jp/'s problems

>>9099918

Quitting porn helped me out. I highly recommend it

>>9099928
>>9099918

I always get really apathetic whenever I stop masturbating for long periods of time. (1 month+)

Honestly, I haven't masturbated in a year.

Porn of any type doesn't affect me, and I have no desire for sex. Basically, my dick and my brain have become detached.

This is the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
I'm learning kanji and katakana at lightning speed, I can play my sax faster and harder than ever before, and I have the motivation to run five miles each day.

At least when I'm forever alone, I'll love myself.

every second day I edge for 5 hours straight or so dry (used to do 7). I get up, walk around, eat, pee and let my dong deflate every 45 minuets before resuming.

All Dem pixivs, All dem R-18G
gotta fap em all.

>>9100016
>, I'll love myself.
And then the masturbation starts.

I was on that lewd Kasen thread today, so I went and got about 15 Kasen doujins and spent like 40 minutes masturbating to them.
it was great.
masturbating to straight, normal sex with characters I love really leaves me feeling good.
too bad I still can't stop using those TG and trap doujins I have............

>>9099877

>thinks about

pfft, why not just do it?
I do once in a while to spice things up, and its GREAT.

>>9100040
Too lewd

>>9100016

you're a god

>>9100040
Y-you can have mostly normal loving sex with traps, too, you know...

I don't masterbate, which is kindof tragic for a NEET like me. I think it's my anti-psychotic meds that is to blame. I just don't get turned on by anything except real sex. Not that I have real sex. Fapping has just lost it's fun and I'm f'ing lazy.

I last masturbated to roleplaying a trap getting fucked. It was fun and I recommend it to any lonely /jp/er.

Recently I've been masturbating touching only the shaft of my penis, not the head. It feels AWESOME. In fact, I might even cut the head of my penis off. It's not like I'll ever use it on someone else, so it doesn't matter if it's a little shorter, and my erections will be harder because of the smaller amount of erectile tissue (the brain doesn't know the difference, so it pumps the same amount of blood in).

>>9100250
I masturbated a while ago to roleplaying fucking a /jp/ trap.

10/10 would do again