/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Condense your fumo shit.

That's one ugly PC case.

le petit bourgeoisie

>>9082491
The mess of wires and parts next to your monitor.

Is that... your computer?

uguu~

>>9082514
Yes. Waiting on a new case and I keep missing the courier because I'm at work.

>>9082491
Nice computer case

Understandable.
Also, may I ask you where you got that scroll of Kurisu Makise?

>>9082543
Mandarake. It's official too, thick as a shower curtain. Another one here:

http://ekizo.mandarake.co.jp/shop/en/item_s-780578.html

According to MyFigureCollection it was a lottery prize item.

>>9082473
Is that a Japanese Bird perched on top of your monitor?

Is it cute?

>>9082561
It's a webcam, turned away whenever I'm not using it.

>>>/g/

>>9082642
fuck u
upvoting this thread

>>9082642
/g/ hosts battlestation threads all the time. I wanted to see what /jp/'s looked like.

>>9082642
But I want to see what /jp/ has, not what /g/ has.

>>9082642
I wanted to see what /jp/ has, not /g/

All these battlestations look like shit.

>>9082671
That's not how you open a soda can.

>>9082678
then show us yours, anon

>>9082681
You should try it

I just moved into a new apartment in New York City and I am still unpacking stuff and moving stuff from a storage locker another state away.

Added a Fumo to make it more /jp/ homely

Everyone always has such clean rooms compared to me and I'm embarrassed. Then people will be like "oh mine's worse just post yours" and so I do. And then I just get lots of people making fun of how disgusting it is. I have cleaned it a little but it's still awful.

Imagine cat piss stains in the carpet, cat hair everywhere, torn up furniture, makeshift computer desk, Simpsons poster, and cat litter everywhere.

I'd love to live in a nice clean room, but at this point, it's impossible to turn back.

>>9082733
That's a quitters attitude.

Oh, I forgot I'm in /jp/ right now. Never mind, carry on.

>>9082733
I don't remember your room being too bad, anon. You were the guy with the crazy mother, right?

>>9082752
Most likely. I sometimes try cleaning, but it quickly goes back to shit because of the cats. I'm trying to fix the whole cat situation, but it's an uphill battle.

>>9082733
Nothing a good couple of hours of vacuuming and some rolls of duct tape can't fix.

>>9082733
Speaking of horrible rooms, whatever happened to the anon who lived in his mothers attic without her knowing about it? Or the anon who had shelves full of piss bottles?

Have they killed themselves yet?

>>9082733

I am the NYC guy right here >>9082725

My room looks clean just from the desk but I have a shit ton of trash that i just picked up and I am dumping it on the corner right now. Plus it's Summer so I have a lot of fruit flies in my apartment right now and it sucks.

>>9082725

/jp/ - Fumo Culture

>>9082766
What the fuck are you doing on /jp/ if you don't cuddle with a fumo every night?

Pic is what my PC looked like a couple months or so ago. It's a LOT better now, except there's some cat litter.

I don't have a camera, so have a webcam picture reflected in my bathroom mirror.

[I don't use my computer in the bathroom though.]

>>9082725

Tomorrow though I am going into Chinatown to pick up some shelves (they usually throw great and fancy shit just on the street) and I am hopefully going to have the majority of game collection, art books and figures on display.

Mine's kinda ricey.

>>9082764
Fucking summer. Insects out of god damn nowhere. The past few summers I've had an issue with gnats everywhere, but I did some cleaning, got rid of any opened liquid container, there's a whole lot less gnats this summer, still a couple but I kill them whenever I can

>>9082799
I just had a massive fat mosquito come into my room, it was the size of a cigerette lighter, fucking exploded when I crushed it against the wall, stained the wall too.

3 years ago...

>>9082810
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly

>>9082828
How the fuck do you get to your computer?

>>9082834

Present day.

>>9082844
Where are your old figs?

>>9082850

He grew up and got rid of them. So will you.

>>9082844
everything went to shit after you started taking drugs, huh?

>>9082850

On the other side of my room. Okuu is the only one I care to look at 24/7.

>>9082844
How did you manage to get messier AND get a worse-quality camera as compared to three years ago? This is unacceptable!

>>9082856

No. Everything went to shit when I stopped caring about my friends.

>>9082799

The worst thing I have seen was a foot long rat while walking outside of my apartment. It was ugly as HELL.

>>9082491
Bowie... and Makise Kurisu.

I really feel as though we should be friends.

>>9082612
>Ergo Proxy

>>9082844
but... it was so nice before.
what happened? are you just moving things around?

I hate anyone who has money. All you do is mock me and throw your money in my and every other poor person's face. Your time will come, assholes, mark my words. There's no way this can go on forever.

>>9082844
Why?

>>9082733
Are you retarded? Clean rooms are pissing me off, you should be proud.

Shame is what normals feel when they don't live up to the expectations of others.

>>9082970
On the contrary, I enjoy seeing /jp/ people better off than I am. I don't know why, but seeing them living comfortably just makes me happy.

>>9082970
u mad, poorfag?

>>9082725
>NYC
I want to go your place

>>9082898
The Bowie canvas is actually the girlfriend's, but I have no issues with it being up. Kurisu is mine, obviously.

>>9082988
I am. Not just me, but billions of people. Enjoy your wealth while you can.

>>9082990
When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in a van on the road. I'd consider it now but I don't know how to drive.

>>9082981
Can't bring me down, my room was filled with garbage tier and smelled like dead shit. I had to literally sleep somewhere else and move out my computer to put a solid 2 weeks into cleaning it. Turns out the smell was from a few dead mice.

Now I have a clean room. It's not rocket science, it's not being "normal", it's cleaning my room once after a few years and taking a picture.

>>9082998
There was a guy on 4chan that's actually living like that. He even has a flat screen TV, fridge and all.

http://cheaprvliving.com/Steves_Van_Conversion.html

>>9083011
you're disgusting

>>9082998
ahah, me too
except I also wanted to travel the world and do quests, like in rpg

You guys should really stop posting pictures of your rooms. You never know who's lurking. Maybe someone who kind of knows you and wants to see what kinds of things are worth stealing. Maybe he wants your expensive figure collection or maybe your nice computer.

You just never know hehehe...

My desktop has died since this was taken, and now I just use my laptop :/

>>9083069
Don't say such spooky things...

>>9083083
Wait, where is the camera? Is it attached to his face? That isn't very safe.

>>9083069
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/9073567/#p9073586

>>9083097
He's probably wearing a GoPro camera attached to a biking helmet or something like that.

In a bath.

Go ahead, picture this in your head.

>>9083097
He's holding the camera, and those aren't his hands.

>>9083151
It must be drool proof then.

>>9082775

>>9083097
>>9083134
>>9083151

Tripod set up above him... If you don't remember the post showing this, you're new as HELL.

>>9083228
This made me laugh much harder than I thought it would.

>>9083228
This is how he did it.

>>9083253
>you will never have a kawaii /jp/sie sit in your lap as you take pictures
;_;

neet for 3 years, broke, still had a functioning computer with internet.

Work for the last year, broke, no functioning computer, no money to buy anything.

Tell me, why'd I let people talk me into getting a job again?

>>9083228
>>9083253
Not white

>>9083253
>>9083228
laff gr8

I wish I had a better place to store my records

>>9082844
>>9082834

What kind of stand is that under the Samsung?

>>9083228
I dont get it. There are two tubes with hands on each end that arent connected to any bodies?

>>9083364
I luv u

>>9083424
OH NOW I GET IT

at first they looked like fingers and the markings of the palms drawn but they were actryually TWO GUYS

HA

AH

HA

HAHA

Here's mine right now.

>>9083436
>>9083228
>>9083424

I laughed to tears

>>9083436
LOL LMAO

ITS FUNNY because its actually 2 GUYS.HAHA LOLOL

AND THEY"RE BLACK. LOL XDDD

>>9083562
Literally jealous because he can't make hilarious OC.

>>9083531
Where are you going, dawg?

>>9083604
Going? This is my home.

If you're ever homeless remember some airports let you sleep there and you get free wi-fi. Just make sure you leave every so often so they don't catch on.

And a leopold keyboard.

I should probably get a real camera one of these days.

>>9083422
Why is that

Don't laugh. I have fancy "desk" like you guys so my laptop just sits on my bed. Each day I pick out a figure to accompany me since I'm too lazy to turn around and look at them 2 feet away. Today it was Mami.

>>9083664

And my work battle station, an SAIC server room.

sugoi as fuck thread

It's not even comfortable.

>>9083780
What is the meaning of that glove?

>>9083791
I use it to ejaculate into.

>>9083791

Disposal of NEET feces and urine.

>>9082844
Present time

>>9083181
I should really shave my arms and legs

>>9083803

>>9083803

hahahahaha

It's shocking to learn how there's no truNEET setups at all in this thread. Just a whole lot of otaku normals and their jobs and expensive setups.

I almost want to post mine, but it's basically a table and a mattress. The table faces the mattress and has a retractable shelf which my monitor goes on. I just lay in bed, pull out the shelf and I'm good to go.

/jp/ makes me sick sometimes. It's like you're really all normals and there's only 1 or 2 actual neets (nevermind truNEETs) who browse.

>>9084184
Fuck off with the spoilers already.

I am not employed, nor am I in any kind of education or training but I don't want to "post my setup" because living with my parents sucks.
> who'reuquoting

>>9084137
My parents actually love their manchild and I'm not sad enough to be unable to leave my bed to get to the computer desk set-up and chair next to my bed. Pretty sure NEET status isn't tied to whether or not you use your computer in bed.

>>9084208
Yes it fucking is you subhuman.

When you sit at a desk you are training yourself for a cubicle desk job.

>>9084208
Yes it is, you pleb. I bet you don't even shit yourself in bed and piss in bottles, and drink the piss when you get thirsty. I bet you keep your room clean and don't even have rats running around on the floor. You probably throw your trash away like a fucking normalfag instead of leaving it where it is. Get out, you smelly fucking subhuman. /jp/ is a place for trueNEETS only.

>>9084137

How do you support yourself ?

With either your parents money or government money? Some of us don't have this luck.

Im actually starting to get pissed at people like you who thinks they are edgy by mocking people who has to work/go out to survive. Do you fucking think we go to work by choice or because we like it? Id'love to sit in the bed all fucking day too.

>Im actually starting to get pissed at people like you who thinks they are edgy by mocking people who has to work/go out to survive
And then we have people like him who still dont get how /jp/ works.

>>9084369

Don't like it? Then get out, you fakeNEET piece of subhuman scum.

>>9084369
This. Unlike most people on /jp/, I actually have to wake up everyday and work for my things. Nothing is handed to me on a silver platter like true NEETs are.

I'm jelly as HELL of NEETs but I cannot into homelessness. I'm too weak.

>>9083797
Can you take a photo of it

>handed to me on a silver platter like

While some NEET's might be that lucky, I'm pretty sure most of us aren't
I went through about 2 years of hell when I first became a NEET.
Parents flipping their shit, no autism bucks, no /jp/ at the time so I thought I was just insane for not wanting to live a normal life.

Eventually though parents accepted it, docter hooked me up with a sick note for money and things settled down a bit.

I'm still far from being wealthy though, I have a guitar and some manga's.
But no way in hell will I ever afford anything like $200 figures.
But that's the downside to being able to take it easy all day erdy.


-Yours sincerely a truNEET

Made this ghetto-ass desk out of an old bookcase.

>>9084628
>those shoes
Oh man, it's like I'm a 14 year old sk8er kid again!

I only have a laptop and a desk full of trash and food. I am not fat though.

>>9084582
Find some online work and you can take it easy while still funding your hobbies.

>>9084636
Hey man, they're comfortable as fuck.

So what is this, a room thread or a desk/computer area thread?

Shitty camera general.

>>9084536
someone say weeaboo?

>>9084679
Yeah, your friends at /b/.

>>9084369
My parents support me. I don't mock for what others have to do to survive, as I've been there before too. One mental breakdown & Out of school and & work, and back to being with mom.
Sonethimes you can be pretty neet and stuff use desks and...chair?
I hope I keep my room clean, it was filled with garbaged and i found a whiole family of dead mice when I was cleaning. Took like 2 weeks to get everything cleaned up and ready to moved back into though. I only had a bout pee bottles to throw out though, maybe 5.

my station

>>9085119

>>9085074
>inhaler

Mah nigga.

Took this some time ago. bad angle and a bad...time to take it. Also shit quality. The tables look lightly less messy now somehow but it cant be completely avoided.

TruNEET master race reporting in.

>>9085119
we need to be allowed to upload more than one picture

>>9085132
where the hell did you get a marisa THAT big? and also how much? i need a marisa like that!

>>9085134
Are you a german wizard warrior?
Looks good though.

>>9085142
Sorry bro. There wont be any Marisa for normal otaku with their expensive and clean setup.
She is for truNEET only.

>>9085145
sure... why not :)
i should use that as job description...

>>9085142
That's a nice case. Who makes it?

>>9085134
Are you a level 五 wizard?

>>9085151
95% of my time i spend inside the house
that is WHY i like it clean :)

>>9085159
you got me!

>>9085156
It says so on the fucking front panel.

>>9085156
It says Lian Li on the front of it you blind fuck

>>9085156
Lian Li - make sure to drop some dough, thosecases are not cheap, but last forever and dont go out of style after a year
this case is the a71b

>>9085156
It says Lian Li on the front you blind person

Thanks, I'd never heard of them, looked like it said "LMMM [_]"

Please excuse the dust and pic quality, CRT is for Dreamcast basically.

Talking about casing.
Any of you know of any transparent casing or do I have to custom made those myself?
Would be cool to stuff nendos in there.

>>9085129
>1 litre of pee

Few months old pic, but my station hasn't changed at all.

>>9085129
ES spotted

>>9085420
Pretty messy but looks nice enough. That chair looks so comfy to sit on. And hey, ES is pretty good for a 1€ energydrink.

Messy and shitty, and a bad picture to boot.
I miss my old desktop.

>>9083364
You ruin your records by stacking them like that.

Why is everyone's room so clear and normal? I don't even have a camera to take a picture of my room but I kind of want to show it just for contrast sake.

>>9085510
It is a sad state affair.
There is no truNEET left in /jp/.

Where are all the NEETs? This thread is boring.

I'd have to take multiple pictures because it spans my entire room. I lie in my bed which is to the left and back wall. My computer is to the right on a table, the gap in between is filled with rubbish, food and a bin bag full of piss bottles and tissues. At the foot of my bed and a little to the right is my TV which I use as a monitor and to the left of that is the door out of my room. There are also two shelves with 130 empty Dr Pepper cans.

How can you jews afford these desks?
Its better to have my laptop on my bed since thats where I fap.

I live like a proper NEET.

>>9084628
are those guinea pigs?

Inferior laptop race incoming

>>9082725
>>9083083
>>9083780
>>9085132
>>9085716
trueNEET posters. Rest of you are you even trying?

>>9085757
>Homer

Mah niggah.

What's the chart on the wall?

>>9085772
We're on /jp/. Why would we try?

>>9085791
aye, Homer's pretty swell.

it's a timeline of British WWI home-front, political reforms, and women's suffrage at the start of the 20th Century. Damn exams bro.

>>9085074
awesome

I'm afraid to post mine. Its filthy and there are hardware everywhere.

>>9084642
Where do I begin? ;_;

>>9085142
What's the name of that mouse?
Please tell me they still make those, I've always wanted to get one.

>>9086112
If you can write worth a damn and can take criticism well, there's always a market for freelance writers. Some normals make fulltime livings on it (which for a normal is usually $5000 a month it seems), so a /jp/ person could probably make a thousand a month if they became skilled.

You can try a site like constant-content, for starters. You write articles and sell the rights to them, and you name the price. If you really want good work, though, you'll probably have to pose as a normal and set up a blog. Most clients like to see some experience, and a regularly updated blog is a good way.

>>9085744
They're degus, actually.

>>9086194
What do I write about

Some posting and fapping done here... (glass desk for easy cleanup)

God, my monitor sucks.

>>9086290

Probably post from here more often though.... it's more comfortable.

>>9086194
Unfortunately, I have a very poor vocabulary. I also don't know any rules of English since I basically learned it by playing vidya as a kid and browsing the internet. I don't have any writing experience either.

I heard about freelance work, jobs like transcribing texts. Are they even worth bothering or is it just complete bullshit?

>>9086316
are you white?

I don't have a camera but I'll describe it the best I can. My room has two beds, one for me and my brother. It's actually a very small room. We are both NEETs but he isn't really aware of my hobbies. My unwashed clothes are scattered all over the floor, I just switch them out with the ones I am wearing every day. I don't mind the smell. Computer desk is very small so I have to rest my mouse on the edge of the bed, my hand kinda hurts because of that. I use a broken dining chair for my computer seat, it's so uncomfortable so I wrapped it around like 2 blankets and rest my feet in on 2 pillows. Don't really have any figs or any "otaku" merchandise.

>>9086337
Yes. English is just not my first language.

>>9086653
Put some sheets on your mattress, you sick fuck.

>>9086670
>>9086661
>>9086653
>>9086646
>>9086639
>>9086631
some of my favorites, hope you enjoy

>>9086690

Detecting large amounts of lag in this picture.

I would if I had a camera that worked. Mine broke. Again....

I need to protect my stuff more.

>>9086707
What?

Nothing special.

>>9086735

How much do you miss your wolf blanket?

>>9086735
The toilet paper destroyed the pretentious atmosphere you were going for.

>>9086739
My wolf blanket is on my couch right now.

>>9083074

That was my battle station, but here is my less visited sleep station.

>>9086789

Nice pilpup and hello kitty.

>>9086789
What a kawaii room.

>>9086789
Grrl detected.

Or trap.

>>9086679
Thank you for posting these. Now I feel like my room isn't so bad, even if it is filled with cat litter and piss.

>>9086853

Some of those are setups, whereas yours is real, but don't feel bad.

>>9086846

If it's not a ham beast, I'd put it in.

>>9086853

>cat litter and piss

Are you a cat? If so, want to have cat on human sex?

>>9086631
Typical Russian home, really.

>>9086880
No. I have two cat litter boxes in my room and 3 cats.

>>9086853
>>9086887

And is the piss in the cat litter?

>>9086894
Usually, but sometimes the cats just like to piss on the floor.

I'm paranoid that if I posted a photo of my room, someone would recognize it, despite hardly anyone visiting it and it not being visible from outside. Then they'd harass me or try to steal my stuff.

>>9087495

I would recognize it and then find you and leave gift wrapped baked goods on your doorstep with a friendly note. Fear my wrath!

>>9086690

How wide is that DELL monitor?

>>9088914

Wide as HELL.

I don't want to feel left out.

>>9089096
Microwave right next to you. Oh, wow.

To whoever was thinking about buying a Lian Li case, you should probably reconsider.

/g/ jizzes over those cases because of how hipster they are but the majority of them have really poor circulation so unless your rig isn't very powerful or you don't mind installing some more powerful fans I'd suggest getting something more conventional.

Of course if you really just want to blow money on a case, their cases are all very stylized, albeit there are some that go a bit too far.

>>9083548
Could you please post that Kanako wallpaper?

>>9089517
It's like he wants cancer.

>>9092727
almost got me to reply/10

>>9086631
nice esquire, bro

>>9084137
Because it's a bad thread. A TruNEET wouldn't post his setup.

>>9092717

>>9091922
I actually sold my lian li case for a ft02, bought a cheap $25 CM 212+ and it's like ~20C lower temps.

The lian li cases do look pretty damn hip, but you could spend the money on other components. Unless you just want to take photos of your computer.

>>9096840
Thank you very much.

>>9096871
That's chill, man.

>>9096871
Tell me your secrets.

>>9084679
I think you may have clicked the wrong board.

>>9084536
How's RtK going?

>>9085757
...is that a Dennis the Menace mug?

I play Mars Matrix with maximum immersion.

>>9096896
What happened to the other screen?