/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1 time i farted and it really smelled bad

infact, i just farted now

>>9077208

Today I rodt my bike around the city and smoked weed

I played DayZ and shitposted.

- I had breakfast, skipped lunch and had dinner
- I worked on several projects
- I worked a bit on my japanese
- I had an evasive walk on the beach with Okuu
- I prepared my stuff for tomorrow's work
- I browsed /jp/
Yup, today was a good day. I'm happy.

I just fapped to 3D for the first time in years.

I ejaculated but it didn't really feel good. And now I have a lingering sense of guilt and shame.

>>9077226

sounds great to me

I watched Upotte, read Clash of Kings, and now I'm watching that shitty recent Robin Hood movie.

- Sent from my iPhone.

>>9077228

I know this feel, its like a rush of the moment thing and when you are done you are like oh god what the fuck have I done as you sit there with cum dripping down your cock. ;_;

I was on /jp/ the entire day. I did nothing else except eat some corn, fap once, and take a shit. I need to fap again.

>>9077276
How many kernels were in your shit?

>>9077284
I took the shit before I ate the corn and I didn't eat any corn yesterday, so none, unfortunately.

I wish non NEETs would all die.

>>9077291

agreed

>>9077296
>>9077291

So that we are forced to be normal's? I don't think so, I don't wish they would die, just that they stay at a distance.

>>9077302
I meant the ones who pretend to be Otakus.

>>9077208
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>>9077311

Oh my fault I misinterpreted.

>>9077302
>>9077296
>>9077291
Sorry, but we can't all be blessed with parents that will support us, or autism.

>>9077315
You just couldn't ignore it, right? Did you wish to turn this into a fart thread?

I tossed about ideas on how to make money online. I drank coffee and watched Legend of the Galactic Heroes. I've been trying to eat less to save money, but just an hour ago I started to feel faint and so I made an english muffin and a bowl of cereal.

I don't know how you guys eat so little. I eat a lot of food, remain underweight, and nearly pass out if I try to skip meals.

I've played SA for 3 days straight and finally managed to have my 1CC on Normal, with 5 lives remaining (lost 4 to Okuu's spellcards)

>>9077335
Metabolisms. I might have only eaten corn today but my metabolism is slow as hell, so I'm still overweight. Be glad you can eat whatever the hell you want and not be a fat fuck.

>>9077342

Fiber.

Don't eat too much fiber, or you will be unable to absorb minerals. Stay away from soda.

>>9077372
Are you sure about that? I'm >>9077335 this asshole and the majority of my diet is fiber. Bread of all sorts (whole grain shit, not crappy white bread), cereals, oatmeal, and broccoli. I probably eat at least 3 times more than what I'm supposed to eat.

Woke up at 2:am, was planning to watch anime but instead I shitposted all day and trolled different boards. Now it's 9pm and I am about to go to sleep, hopefully I can watch anime tomorrow.

>>9077394

Just watch a few episodes before you do anything, I do it before I even get out of bed.

Today started off with me having a beer when I woke up at 11:00. Then I went over to some apartment where I talked to some guy about moving in. Then I went back home and started drinking again. I smoked some weed with my roommate and watched the end of Super Troopers. I've been drinking and browsing /jp/ ever since. I also washed my bed sheets because they smelled like dead skin.

>>9077382

Are you asking if I'm sure about the mineral absorption thing?

>>9077226
>I had an evasive walk on the beach with Okuu

Please tell me more about your days with Okuu.

I woke up, I went on my computer, I went out further than my lawn for the first time in weeks when I had my mom drive me out the get fast food, then I went back on my computer.

Pretty exiting day honestly.

has being neet changed your daily routine? I wake up between 5 and 7pm every day and don't go to bed until 8-10am. it's a little inconvenient since I still live with my parents and I have to eat dinner as soon as I wake up.

>>9077482

know what you mean

>>9077202
This may sound very stupid... but what does NEET stand for?

I keep being too depressed to eat and I'm withering away. I keep asking people online if they'd like to hang out with me and they keep saying no. I think trying to make friends and always getting rejected hurts more than being content with being alone and not wanting to be around anyone. God damnit, why can't I just kill myself already.

>>9077513
Not Eating Enough Triglycerides.

>>9077513
Nishu Eto Erugin Tihon

Which translates to "just fucking google it."

>>9077513

as a new comer you will hear many different lengths of time to lurk before positng but at least lurk until you understand the inside jokes, phrases, abbreviations, how to spot a troll, and proper etiquette for the board.

>>9077513
Never eat eggy toast.

>>9077513
1. You don't belong on this board.
2. Google.

>>9077513
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=NEET

>>9077522
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>>9077531
thx bros i feel like i'm going to like it here :)

>>9077548

>>9077548

we can't make you leave (even though we want you to) but don't post.

So a few weeks ago I finally got they "are you gay" talk from my parents. Somehow, I thought they would figure out that I simply can't have normal sexual relations after I started filling my room with figures but I guess not... That was kind of a hard pill to swallow. I broke my faith in 2D subsquently and dabbled in trying to seduce 3DPD, but I was too autistic and inexperienced to get anywhere. The only girl I got decently close to as a result gave me the "I'm not into that right now" when I made a move and then starting fucking my normalfriends that night. I'm not going to say she's dishonest, but it still made me feel like shit.

First I gave up purity and romance to 2D. However, when I did so, I thought I had made a free choice, a product of my will rather than of circumstances. But no, I lack the finesse to even engage in fucking. I was just rationalizing my impotence all along.

>>9077523
3 years is too long bro, there are still things I don't get.

>>9077548
HWBT?

>>9077564
Parents are like that.
Mine complained about how I wasn't planning to do anything over summer break and now that I'm interning the whole summer they're complaining about how I won't be home this summer...

> Woke up
> browsed 4chan for 3 hours
> ate some carrots
> forced to talk to family
> played torchlight
> took a nap
> now watching 2hoo videos
> gonna make macaroni later

>>9077564
It's obvious that you cannot truly love 2D, so just give up and go back to r9k or wherever you came from.

>>9077311
Even Konata has a job.

>>9077589
IN THE 2D WORLD

- I woke up at noon
- I layed in bed until 7 P.M.
- I cut the grass
- lurked /jp/ and did other shit to kill time until I sleep

>>9077581
Who are you quoting?

>>9077581

>macaroni

Fuck yeah, macaroni and cheese is the best shit ever.

>>9077591
>>9077596

I am quoting reality, keep up

>>9077581

wh r u qt??

>>9077592
Touché.

>>9077584
Hey, I might be unfaithful, but I've been 2D-only since before /jp/. I participated in ronery threads on /a/ before r9k existed. It actually pisses me off the normalfags took that tradition from us.

>>9077564
This kind of relates to the asexuality thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel

You're not uninterested in sexual relationships with 3D women because you WANT to be, or because that's just "how you are", you simply don't have any other choice.

Now get out of /jp/.

I really need to use the bathroom, but my toilet is clogged and it would be awkward to talk about it with my parents because I barely even see them. I guess I'll end up having to use a public toilet tomorrow. No, I'm not going to do it on the floor, thank you.

>>9077602
So you're saying /jp/ is asexual? I refuse to believe you guys are less pathetic than I am.

>>9077607

about equal levels

>>9077607
No, I'm saying we are where we are because we WANT to be, not because bawww i got put in the friendzone by a slut ;__;

Give a true /jp/er a horny 3D women, he'd wave his finger and say "N-NO THANK YOU!" then go back to playing eroge.

And before someone gets upset, I'm not saying you don't find 2D more attractive or don't find 3D unattractive. I'm saying you made a conscious choice to pursue the righteous path.

>>9077606
>public toilet
I would honestly say the floor is a better option. Or just shit outside on your lawn and use it as fertilizer.

>>9077606
Man, if you were to see my bathroom you'd think I shit on the floor. My toilet used to always get clogged, so I'd use this toilet snake to clean it. I'd always sit it on the floor while I flushed the toilet to see if I'd unclogged it. I have shit stains on my walls and floors that have been there for 6 years now. I've also never once cleaned my toilet.

>>9077606

Go to a store somewhere and buy one of those things I think they are called plungers, they suck things up you should know what I mean.

>>9077606
Break it up with a stick, flush multiple times.

>>9077622
While I highly doubt your scenario, your sense of virtue is quite inspiring. wave his finger, really? more like hide his face with embarrassment

>>9077622
>horny 3D women
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>>9077642

Fuck off with your spoilers.

At 4am something happened.
I went out into the garden to watch the dawn.
then i spent the day with freinds i hadnt seen in a year outside in the sun playing football and grabbing a few beers.
but then as night felt i watched 8 episodes of an anime whilst playing an mmo and had a sunstroke from going outside.
so thats my once a year house leaving.

Today my mom told me to look for jobs on craigslist. Instead I fapped to loli pr0n and rotted on /jp/ all afternoon.
:/

>>9077656
or maybe you can learn to drink some water

I finally repaired my seedbox.

>>9077675
Stop masturbating so often and there wouldn't be a problem.

I sat around reading books from Albert Camus and drank a bunch of gin.

Now I'm just F5ing /jp/, butcan't decide what to do. Sleep? Read? Shitpost? Games?

thread seems to be dying

I ate KFC

/jp/，你今天讀SICP了嗎？

Spent all day thinking about how cute elementary school girls are.

That feel when I will always be alone because of my age interests.

>>9077697
Nigger detected.

Succeeded

>>9077773
Stop being racist.

Racism is an ugly thing.

How'd you like to go to Japan and have everyone treat you like a subhuman?

i shitted myself in bed last night xD i'm such a truneet

>>9077779
Honestly? I'm black myself, and I take great joy in making fun of the horrific stereotypes of my race. I don't treat people poorly in real life based on superficial factors like that.

>>9077788
I suppose that a black guy would need a "take it easy" attitude like that to lurk here, since everyone seems to think that the word "nigger" is so damn funny.

>>9077796

The real hilarity is in watching people who are too inept to get a job or leave the house looking down on people.

>>9077788
I totally get this. I'm a jew and I love making anti-semetic threads on /jp/

>>9077822
I don't think there's any real fun in that. That's not really ``taking it easy''.

>>9077823
>>9077796
You just have to deal with it.
I believe /jp/ is the most racist board in 4chan.
No where else you can find such clear open hatred for niggers, jews and coreans.

>>9077822
You still havent grasp /jp/ hypocrisy after all the time you spend here? Majority of them are lying.

I bulked today

That translates to eating a huge load of food so I can gain weight. Pretty tough, no joke.

Tomorrow I go to the gym. Hopefully I'll keep my social anxiety together and all will go well.

Please let it go well.

>>9077843
I'm not lying
I have crippling social anxiety

You guys are hilarious

>>9077847
A /fit/fag on MY /jp/?

don't you have squatz to be doing?

And why the hell do you need to ``bulk'' for muscle gain with social anxiety? Do you really think doing something so extreme to do with your looks will help? You're just adding neuroses to the pile you already have. You should just take it easy.

>>9077854

I'm not doing it for my looks.

>>9077859
Yeah, you are. What else would you be doing it for? Are you doing it on your path to becoming an top tier Aikidoka? To ``get fitter''? Of course you are doing it for your looks. There is no other good reason why someone would ``bulk up'' for ``muslce gain''.

>>9077882
bulking up for muscle gain is just silly and a waste of energy.
Improving the quality of your muscles, however, is not.

>>9077859
Sure you aren't.

I bet you're doing it so you can fuck some random bar sluts.

>>9077882

It's hard to explain.

Lifting sounds like something you'd attribute to more social people. It's more than that. It strengthens you.


I don't just mean your muscles. It strengthens your mind. If you can force yourself to get up everday and lift. To put yourself through pain in return for a reward. You can do anything.

>>9077891
That's super gay, dude.

>>9077894
It's true, the gays lift and then go to the clubs to have sex with each other.

>>9077896
lel'd xD