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Because she won't.

oh I remember you being a sperglord about this in Aya threa a while ago

It's no good when I can recognize it so easily, try harder please.

>>9070680

>>9070703
A phase, at most. It'll take more than that to stop The Shameimaru!

Why do you hate cute birds OP?

>>9070671
I find this picture arousing.

That's all.

>>9070717
Why?

tell me more

>>9070680
That's an excellent reason.

>>9070761
Isn't it?

Aya just needs to get a real job and a life.

>>9070782
I bet she would double, or even triple her current subscribers if she went from a second rate tabloid journalist to making weekly porno mags that only featured herself that had a centerfold each issue. How hard could it be, especially if her camera has a timer on it.

>>9070782
Reporter is a real job, dummy.

Does Aya fuck humans or just other Tengu?

That would be like asking her to stop breathing. If you are a shit that never was obsessed with any form of activity, you wouldn't understand

>>9070786
You have no idea how many times this has been suggested, and even less idea of how unlikely it is that it'll ever happen.
Keep dreaming.

>>9070791
It would have more purpose than the supposed "news" she usually turns out. It isn't like anyone actually cares about her printed rumors and gossip.

>>9070801
Which is why her paper is so popular and we so often see people reading it.
You're not very good at this.

>>9070809
What are you talking about? No-one reads her trashy second-rate newspaper. People prefer kakashi spirit news.

>>9070821
See, now you're just making stuff up. And doing it poorly, at that.
Hotate, is that you?

She's fast... even when trolling...

Because unlike some people, Aya is a hard worker and is very dedicated to her (mostly) rumormongering to quit.

>>9070789
aya is pure. shes a crow touhou, a corvid, and thus its biological fact that shes pure.

Woosh.

>>9070892
>pure
hahaha!

>>9071921
But that's rape. It's different.

>>9071927
Looks like she's enjoying it to me.

>>9071921
Corvids are monogamous, deal with it. Aya, Hatate, and Okuu are all good girls saving themselves for marriage.

>>9071933
>>9071933
What? How?

>>9071938
Did you even look at that image?
I can almost hear he labored cries of ecstasy.

>>9071938
Did you even look at that image?
I can almost hear her labored cries of ecstasy.

Please be nice to birds.

>>9072066
Sounds like cries of agony to me.
She's chained up, crying, and screaming. It's rape.

>>9072289
That's right. Birds are cool.

>>9072298
If it feels good to her, then it's not rape.

>>9072315
That's not how rape works.

>>9072289

Like this?

>>9072330
Yes, like that.

>>9072326
Think about it. If you forced yourself on Aya she would be shocked and angry at first, but after a while she would being to like it. Then afterwards she might even thank you!

>>9072344
Don't you fucking dare try to justify raping Aya.

>>9072344
Of course. After all, Aya is a slut, turned on even when being raped.

>>9072370
Here we go again...

>>9072370
People can be turned on when raped without being sluts. Consent doesn't mean that much as long as the right nerves are getting rubbed, and there's all sorts of drugs and stuff to back that up.

>>9072425
You're right, but the difference is Aya wouldn't regret it afterwards.

>>9072442
Maybe if you break her mind. Maybe.

>>9072459
But you would never do that. Right?!

Who is Aya?

Ive not seen levels of autism this high in a long while, /jp/.

>>9072498
Never. Absolutely not.

あややややややややや

I wonder how one would go about breaking such a strong-willed tengu's mind.

>>9072655
*whips out cock*

done

>>9072655
Well, everything has it's breaking point...I guess...

>>9072678

"its" ?

>>9072655
Harder than it first appears. Her main obsession is bunbunmaru, but tengu newspapers aren't exactly reputable so tarnishing its reliability and accuracy won't do much. You'd need to find a way to get it shut down and start from there.
You could also try breaking her favorite camera but that's only going to make her mad.

Personally I'd rather she break me, but that's a different story.

>>9072680
Yeah. Rocks, buildings, minds. Nothing is invincible.

>>9072694
I don't think Aya is in the business of mushing minds.

>>9072709
She's more in the business of mushing her mouth with my jizz.

What the hell is going on here?

>>9072655
I would invite Aya over for tea, and treat her real well. After an hour or two when she lets her guard down, I would slip some sleeping medicine into her drink. When she awakens I would savor the look of betrayal on her beautiful face when she finds her arms and legs bound with chains. I would then carefully cut off her clothes piece by piece, using her camera to document my progress. Of course her struggling and sobbing would make me hard as a rock and I would have no choice but to enter her. After a day or so her protests would being subsiding, gradually she would look forward to my assaults on her naughty places. At the end of the week she would be completely dependent on me for pleasure and I would only give her what she wants if she obeys me. Later that night I would release her with special instructions. Aya must put the photos I took of her on the front page of bunbunmaru if she ever want to come back. And of course she would just that.

>>9072731
How could you ever hope to pleasure her with your tiny limp dick and severe premature ejaculation?

>>9072731
You piece of shit.

>>9072731
worst post on /jp/ tonight.

>>9072731
best post on /jp/ tonight.

>>9072731

It always bugs me that it looks so much like a beetle.

Why does Aya wear skirts in cold weather conditions?

>>9072771
Easy Access.

>>9072771
Style.
If worse comes to worse, she can whip up some warm air around her legs or something. No, not like that.

>>9072771
You're pretty limited clothes-wise when they need to survive supersonic speeds.

>>9072772
no, because shes a 2d character and clothing is a very important identifier for 2d people, so she wears her unique outfit, albiet with modifications, even in the cold.

>>9072731
Breaking Aya in a week. Keep dreaming, buddy.

>>9072771
I love this picture.

>>9072786
Breaking Aya period, she isn't the sort to break so easily. Especially not to some NEET who's knowledge of people comes from things they read online and limited interaction over the internet.

Geez, what brought out the mind break fags tonight?

>>9070671
Because she has this thing called perseverance and isn't a lazy fuck who gives up at the first sign that something might not be trivial, like you.

>>9072731
Write more.

>>9073014
>>9072731
>>9072745
Never darken the halls of /jp/ with your presence again.

>>9073037
But I like Aya and would never hurt her!

>>9073264
That's ironic, considering how you use greentext.

>>9072963
>He doesn't fantasize about being mindbroken

You must not have been on /jp/ long

>>9073265
I once got banned for asking "who are you quoting", no bullshit

>>9073277
Who gives a shit.

>>9073281
You, apparently

Aya was the first touhou I liked.

Sadly though, her design feels a little bland, so I lost interest.

>>9073277
Too bad you're still here.

>>9073297
Really.

>>9073252
I don't believe you.

I want to talk about gear with Aya.

>>9073338
What kind of gears?

>>9073345
Cameras and lenses. Maybe emulsions and chemicals.

>>9073335
I am sincere! I would even pay the tab if I went out drinking with her. And of course it would be a horrible coincidence if she ended up at my place afterwards.

>>9073350
And I suppose the ensuing rape would be another horrible coincidence?

>>9073375
Well when you put it that way...

Aya is a good girl.

Why would Aya quit? She's a sufficiently reliable journalist that she contributed more information to the Child of Miare's latest historical records than all other journalists in Gensokyo combined.

If Aya sucked at what she did, Akyu would just use Hatate or someone else entirely.

>>9074659
Good at sex.

>>9074659

NSFW. Please delete this.

Why doesn't Hatate just quit?

Why doesn't Mokou just quit?

Youmu's gotten too hard to quit.

>>9075132
Aya is multi-talented.

>>9078077
I'm sure she would have if she didn't accidentally immortality.

>>9070847

I never understood what's going on here

>>9080695
Aya's hiding her true form from the poor wolf girl, to keep her mind intact. That's not something you show to just anybody, you know.

>>9080716
I don't imagine there's much to understand there.

>>9080716

ah i thought it was because she was afraid of being eaten or something