/jp/ - Otaku Culture

youre mom

I would seriously fight every one of you.

If I saw you in real life, and you said some SANAE A SLUT bullshit, I would punch you right in your smary little nerd face. I'd break your little wire frame glasses right in front of you.

You're so tough behind that keyboard, but say some of that shit when I'm standing in front of you and I'd beat your candy ass into next fucking week.

I'm not shitting you. I'd fucking die for Sanae. Don't think I'd take a few bruises for her too? Come and test me. We'll see how smug you after I rupture your sphincter, bitchboy.

MOSHI MOSHI

BICCHI DESU

The more people all Sanae, Saten, Sakura and so on a slut the more i love them and want to hold them tenderly.

sanae is mai onapetto

Time for the roleplay-esque exchanges?

>>9064602
Sexiest body in gensokyo, she is built for lewd~

I had a dream the other night where I wound up in Gensokyo and, with nowhere else to go, was taken in at the Moriya Shrine. Sanae and I got to know each other with surprising ease, since we were both humans, and she was a really sweet girl prone to the occasional awkward episodes.

Every time she's leave, Suwako would pop out from somewhere and egg me on, trying to play matchmaker between Sanae and I by saying all this stuff like: we'll need another human successor someday blah blah at this age her womb is a fertile crescent blah blah and so on.

Kanako seemed reserved at first, as though she was judging whether or not I was worthy of my new found inclusion in their small family. I did my best to help out around the shrine, and, when I was not with Sanae, I would read or go outside and work out.

I think Kanako saw that I was trying hard for the shrine's sake and--perhaps, more importantly--for Sanae's sake, and one night she came out and voiced her approval of our relationship, catching Sanae and I both completely by surprise, even though we both had known for some time that the woodwork had been laid.

I woke up around that time and I have been trying furiously every night after to reenter that same dream world where I left off.

Sanae is a good girl.

>>9064639
Would Sanae be a good kisser?

I never thought this was possible.
But it happened.
Sanae overtook Aya as the token slut in Touhou.

>>9064660
Expect clumsy kisses.

>>9064660
Her skill with the tongue is without a doubt god tier.
She could make you ahegao from a french kiss.

xXDDDD sanae is le slut XDDD

Please stop.

>>9064667
I also wish people would stop forcing ironic emoticons and referencing other sites.

>>9064670

I will stop doing that if /jp/ stops forcing 'slut' nonsense.

>>9064664
And now Aya is a very good girl.

>>9064671
And thus, a new golden of /jp/ was ushered in, as everybody abandoned their shitty posting habits for ever and ever (as opposed to drowning in ever advancing waves of shit, like you might have expected).

>>9064673
though i am not doing it right now, deliberately making good posts is a better form of moderation because people will feel obligated to not taint the board.

builds healthy respect for the poster base.

>>9064672
Considering the girl Aya is based is marrying ZUN, I guess you can say that she is a good girl.

>>9064673
Damn, that'd be nice.

>>9064676
If that worked then boards that start good would stay good.

>>9064700
excellent rebuttal. i admit defeat, and will go back to calling things sluts immediately.

>>9064702
Sigh...

>>9064672
>>9064664
Aya is still a token crowslut.