/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I doubt the veracity of your claim

If you kill yourself just because of those things, then you were beyond redemption anyway.
Also there are these boards, called
>>>/soc
>>>/adv/
>>>/r9k/
where you can post stupid shit like this all day.

>hotties everywhere
>Look ! Look ! Look at me ! *Look* - "What are you looking at? Pervert"
Thoses are not depressing days but annoying days. When summer comes I feel safe at home actually.

>>9061493

What? Someone marred your board with one offtopic thread? Get over it man.

>>9061482
It's fucking hot outside, how is going outside "fun"? I prefer staying inside where it's cool and I can continue doing things I actually enjoy.

It's winter

I would not bang any of them.

>everyone having fun
>alone at home on the computer

But I always have fun when I'm on the internet!

>>9061504

If you take your top off it'll be alright.

>>9061482
Delete that 3DPD. I think I'm going to puke.

>>9061494

>why are you staring at my tits, pervert?

Summer is good because girls wear flip flops and you can see their feet.

We just had a misogyny general not long ago. It gets boring if you make them every day.

>>9061482
you don't belong here

>>9061515
yeah... not a single on. except all of them

>>9061544

How is this misogynist?

>>9061564
wait for a bit and you'll see

You clicked on the wrong board, newfriend. Let me help you.

>>>/r9k/
>>>/soc/

Only good thing about summer used to be fireflies but I haven't seen any in years. It's too hot, there's always kids and niggers around, fucking sluts everywhere as OP so kindly mentioned, wasps and mosquitoes and shit, it's all terrible. Worst season bar none.

>>9061549
What? I just told you that I was feeling safe at home.

>>9061571

Misogyny doesn't really exist on this board, because whenever people talk about women the only response here is "3DPD". I don't know if people are just spouting memes, but compare this to /r9k/ where they are criticized for being useless, dumb whores.

/jp/ doesn't have enough (any) interaction with females to develop full-blown misogyny.

>>9061494
If they like you, they want you to look at them.
If they don't, you're a creepy pervert.
That's just how women's minds work, and that's why I stick to 2D.

It's too hot

>>9061581
But what if I am a creepy pervert?

>>9061586
Same as me, stick to 2D.

>>9061591
As long as you're not looking at my 2D, you creepy pervert.

>>9061526
She looks gross.

>>9061585
It really is. It hurts to live.

>>9061599
It's too hot to sleep during the day, and it's still too damn hot to sleep during the night.
I end up sitting around in a wet t-shirt.
Spray a shirt with water, then put it on and you'll be cool for a good 2-3 hours.

Sometimes I'm glad to be spending my time with you gentlemen, even though life is ultimately without meaning when you have nobody and nobody knows you exist and you will never pass down your genetic material nor would you want to... even through all that we are still alive and posting. Maybe "happy" is not the operating word, but I'm glad to be here with you guys.

>>9061622
I'm kind of glad it turned out this way. I can spend a lot more time on fun things when I have no obligations. Sharing this with /jp/ only makes it better.

>>9061622
>>9061643
I love you guys too.

>life is ultimately without meaning when you have nobody and nobody knows you exist
Nobody? I'd like to disagree, you have us.

>You will never pass down your genetic material nor would you want to...
Not such a bad thing. When you see how fucked up the world is, you might start to wonder if having a child is actually the best thing to do.

>implying I don't work at a pub

>>9061622
>>9061643
>>9061649

Summer is terrible if you used to be depressed and/or an edgy teenager. Can't fucking wear short sleeved shirts because of scars.

>>9061659
>Nobody? I'd like to disagree, you have us.
That's what he said, nerd.

I agree with both of you though. I can understand people needing real people in their lives, but I'm content to just post and have my posts read on the internet. In fact I wish the anonymity I'm used to online would somehow work in real life, then maybe it'd be a little more tolerable.

Maybe I can buy a burqa...

>>9061668
Everyone on /jp/ is cute in my mind, I will never get proven otherwise through real life meetings anyway. Even you are a cutie.

>>9061672

I'm 18 and I'm still an edgy depressed Teenager, but I don't make myself look like it in public, and not even in /jp/ . Only in my private place.

>>9061666
Who are you quoting?.

>>9061668

Don't know about you guys but I'm a skinny short guy who has a clean face, doesn't wear glasses and basically the opposite of the guys in the picture.

>>9061681
>I'm 18

>>9061702
Pics or you're lying.

>>9061577
3DPD is not a meme. It's our heartfelt emotions.
If you don't think that 3D is PD you don't belong here.

>>9061710
Isn't most of jaypee malnourished?

If you're on /jp/ and not surviving only on grool while living in a dank apartment I don't think you should stay for long.

>>9061712
Spam a meme enough, people will take it seriously. Someone post that kopipe about acting like idiots.

PROTIP: You, as a human being, are hardwired to find other human beings attractive. Even if you actively make an effort to delude yourself otherwise. It's like saying, "I hate food." You might even believe it. But you still like food.

>>9061710
/jp/ is either way too fat or way too skinny, this is a fact.

>>9061710

Why would I lie. I guess you could pretend everyone here is a fat ass neckbeard so that you can feel some sense of superiority if that floats your boat.

>>9061715
There are three kinds of people here. Obese, skinny-fat and malnourished.

>>9061702
I have a clean face but I have dark circles under my eyes. Can those be sexy?

>>9061720
This is what I look up to.

>>9061721
3D women are imperfect representations of 2D perfection.
2D is the refined, perfected form of what human beings find attractive.

>>9061712
Not him, but it's not really a heartfelt emotion to me. I just don't feel attracted to them when I've got plenty of far better looking 2D to deal with. Maybe it's because I've no had any experience with women other than my mother since I was 15.

>>9061721
>meme
You just proved that you are new.
We left the 3D enthusiast in /a/ when we split.

>>9061712
To be honest, I still like little girls 7-12, I don't fap to them that often but I do fap to them when I need to take a break from 2D.
It's not really a bad thing to still find some 3d attractive, as long as you don't want to have a relationship with them, I think it's okay.

QUALITY THREAD

This is true. Little girls tend to wear low fitting, cool clothing. If you are perceptive, you will see great and glorious things as the ones that matter dont wear bras.

>>9061743

>>9061762
You say that like we ever leave a thread without replies.

Why does /jp/ always respond to /r9k/ threads?

>>9061721
Oh boy, someone isn't aware that 3D women are mere imperfect representations of an ideal Form, that of which 2D more closely resembles.

Consider the fact that people generally have terrible personalities and I think it would be delusional to think 3D is anything but disgusting. I need food to survive, I certainly don't need horse.

>>9061730
I like white bread.
I love brown bread.
Does that mean I stop liking white bread?
And like I said: you are biologically attracted to women. It's in your id. Your instincts. It's immutable.

>>9061738
It is a meme. Why do people get so annoyed by this? It's a catchphrase, of course it's a meme (even if you agree with it).

>>9061766

>>9061771
>And like I said: you are biologically attracted to women. It's in your id. Your instincts. It's immutable.

Tell that to the gays, honey! They'll show you the joys of not being attracted to women in a heart-beat!

It's time to dream, /jp/.

>>9061762
Delicious Kyouko must om nom nom

>>9061766
But why are r9k threads always so high traffic?

>>9061781
Because OP is from /r9k/ and he wants his amazing discoveries and edgy, cold-hearted life philosophy to be heard, so he'll samefag arguments if only to get other people's attention.

3d women are subpig.

I don't like summer because my computer makes it hot in my room and I can't overcome it by cuddling under a blanket and drinking warm tea.

I live in California where it's always hot so it doesn't matter, I go outside whenever I want

>>9061798
Reimu has a clean, sweet smelling, soft, hot, puffy vagina which works great as a pillow.

>>9061798
Did you know the arabs wear many layers of clothing to keep themselves cold?

>>9061816
I'm going to start dressing as an arab this summer

>>9061816
Sand niggers are made of sand so all they need to do is hide themselves from the sun and their sandskin will cool off.

>>9061808

What are you, some kind of normal person who leaves their house frequently?

>>9061836
You should dress like an arab girl. It's the easiest way to pass as a woman.

dat feele wen bitch stole ur bf D:<!!

Man, this is a sad thread. You idiots need to remember that 3DPD are not the only creatures that drew lewdly. 10 year olds do as well. I love summer time!

I like pretty ladies

I'm going to be in japan all summer. Fucking japanese summers are awful.

Those oversized swimsuits in developing little girls are truly a blessing from the god of summer. Last year I caught a glimpse of an 11(?) year old's first pubes, totally worth the trip to the beach, even if I just went all by myself.

>>9061883
>>9061858
Fuck ofe nred

>summer
>inside wondering why
https://boards.4chan.org/a/res/66201074#p66207758

>>9061900
tonight = too tight

Damn auto check.

>>9061883
I think swimsuits on little girls are a blessing in general. When they are tonight, they constantly have to readjust the crotch.

>>9061902
where can i get this program to correctly my spelling while on the internet

>>9061912
he's probably on his iphone or something

>>9061912
He's writing from a smartphone, most likely. like the normalfag that he is.

>>9061912
Don't know, iPod does it.

>>9061917
>>9061918
Oh, well alright then...thanks anyways.

I never understood how you could post while on a smartphone or ipod. Browsing is fine but it takes me like a minute to type four words with those touchpad keyboards. I don't even have fat fingers.

>>9061917
Yeah but I'm just in the basement lifting weights.

>>9061927
what was wrong with my post? (>>9061915) why didn't you quote me too?

>>9061930
I can type pretty fast on my phone with swiftkey X. Don't do it often, it's not often that I find something I just have to weigh in while checking the boards. Do it when I'm waiting for the bus or something.

>>9061939
i specifically don't like you.

>>9061833
m...maybe

but I like touhou :(

don't shun me just because I am a Daywalker

Summer is the worst time for neets, it's like the world is shoving their happiness in your face. This thread reminded me of the OP to NHK.

If you want to go outside then go outside.
If you don't want to go outside then stay inside.

I don't understand. Why do people live a life that they don't enjoy?

Your personality is an imaginary thing that you invent yourself. If you want to be something else and you're not happy with how you are right now then just imagine your new personality and act that way. Socialization is just acting and you can put on whatever persona you want. It's pretty simple.

>>9061966
Glad I'm not a neet. Can't view the glories of 3DPC in my room.

>>9061966

truNEET of 9 years here, Summer is my favourite season, the ambiance it gives off adds so much to my online experience. I also love how Summery NHK was.

Australia here, feels good in the cold under my blanket drinking warm drinks. There is a nice drizzle outside at the moment, why is this feel the best thing ever.

>>9061979
whats 3DPC?

/jp/ is just weeabo r9k

>>9062008
3d personal computer

>>9062008
3D Painfully Cute.

>>9061966

>Summer is the worst time for neets, it's like the world is shoving their happiness in your face

If you're a NEET and you're not happy then that's pathetic. Why are you a NEET if you're not happy? Being a NEET is a life style that you voluntarily pick because you like it, it's not something you're forced into.

>>9061971
Books say that the non-spergic do not experience it that way.

>>9062013
>>9062012
3D? suit yourself

>>9061996

It's not the actual summer, but the people. I'm not like this now, but I remember hating the people i saw and heard outside my window, like wishing they were dead. It really warps your mind.

>>9061996
Your summers must be pretty mild, since I can't imagine how browsing the internet in a cramped apartment while it's 36ºC outside could add to my online experience.

>>9062021

How happy you are as a NEET is entirely dependent on how much the real world encroaches upon you, and that varies depending on your situation.

Remember to always wear dark sunglasses when you go out. That way you can stare at 9 year olds legs and crotch with out arousing suspicions.

3D Police Department

>>9062019

That's only because you take life too seriously. Most people are so worried about what other people think of them and so scared of life that they forget that it's all an act and they become anxious.

Does every actor have asperger's? It's the same thing, but just applied to the real world. A good actor detaches himself from his inhibitions before he goes on the stage and he becomes the character, if he didn't do this then he would have stage fright every time and he would constantly be worried about what the crowd is thinking of him or if they think he's making a fool of himself and then he would put on a pretty shitty performance.

Anyone can do this though, just follow the same methods and practices that a developing actor follows and apply them to your real life when interacting with people.

You can become whatever personality that you imagine in the same way that the actor becomes the personality of his character. He doesn't have asperger's, he's just acting. Life is a big act, the only difference is that some people realize this and other people don't.