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/jp/...,

My little brother has been playing Diablo 3 nonstop... All he does is sit up there and play with his faggy internet buddies.

I want to tell him how bad the game is, but then he will stop playing and having fun. What should I do?

>> No.9059239

Make sure he can't use any of the credit cards.

If you're going to have the little shit waste his time, at least don't let him waste your family's money as well.

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>> No.9059245

He'll eventually hit the Act 2 inferno wall and then be discouraged to play the game. Just log onto the shitty AH and sell items daily I'm at this point. I was addicted the first week and now barely log on because of how bad Act 2 inferno is

>> No.9059246

If he's playing with his friends then there's really nothing you can do. He will play whatever bad game they play and still have fun with it.

>> No.9059263

>>9059246
>play bad games with friends and still having fun
I wish I had friends;_;

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>>9059246
>friends

>> No.9059269

>>9059245
>>9059263
Fuck off with your spoilers.

>> No.9059276

>>9059263
Yeah even the crappiest online game is fun if you're playing with friends or with the right people.

That's why multilplayer games are so lucrative and why people play them for hundreds upon hundreds of hours.

>> No.9059280

>>9059276
>Yeah even the crappiest online game is fun if you're playing with friends or with the right people.

Even Final Fantasy XI?

>> No.9059290

>>9059276
The premier examples of such games would be LoL, dota, HoN.

>> No.9059291

I want to play Torchlight II with /jp/ when it comes out

>> No.9059293

Let's play Diablo 1 together on a private server /jp/

>> No.9059301

>>9059293
your childhood is over, dude. Now you need to play modern games, like D3

>> No.9059304

>>9059301
D1 is better than D3. See >>9059240

>> No.9059312

>>9059304
good, I know we're all not entirely serious in this kind of thread, but I still need to point out that "is actually difficult" and "takes longer than a few hours to beat" are wrong for both games and "retarded writing" apply to both games. Childhood delusion.

>> No.9059316

>>9059312
Diablo 1 didn't have retarded writing because it had almost no writing. Diablo took over King Leoric's mind and attacked Tristram and is going to fuck up the world. You must stop him. That's all there is to it. You can't even count all the things wrong with D3's writing.

And Diablo 3 took speed runners 2 hours to beat at launch. Compare that to the 20+ hours it takes to beat Diablo 1 on normal.

>> No.9059319

>2012
>not just buying and playing D2 on battle.net
Holy shit, there is no excuse for why you arn't playing it right now. You could even torrent that shit for free if you don't care for the online.

>> No.9059321

>>9059316
>Compare that to the 20+ hours it takes to beat Diablo 1 on normal.
meet Groobo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpOUPrD_n0c

>> No.9059322

>>9059316
>2 hours
What has the world become...

>> No.9059323

>>9059321
Notice how the stairs are all right next to the entrances for each level? That's not a coincidence. Also he duped the staff like 3 times. Were you not watching?

>> No.9059325

>>9059316
>And Diablo 3 took speed runners 2 hours to beat at launch.
Well, to be fair, diablo games were never long when you're speedrunning.

Also the speedrun record for diablo 1 is 17 minutes.

>> No.9059327

>>9059325
>Also the speedrun record for diablo 1 is 17 minutes.
Yeah but that took years of people getting to know the game and what they could exploit. People were beating D3 quickly at launch.

D3 is entirely too linear. It's always telling you exactly where to go and what to do. It also relies heavily on cinematic and stories which are atrociously written. Really it's inexcusable. Combine that with the fact that there is no PvP, no LAN, and no single player and we can see why this game is a failure.

The no single player option is actually a bigger problem than one might think.

People can't play single player when the servers are down
people are lagging in single player
PEOPLE ARE GETTING THEIR ACCOUNTS HACKED IN SINGLE PLAYER

WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING?

>> No.9059336

>>9059327
Then don't play D3. I know it's shit, you don't have to convince me.
Having a game beaten so quickly at launch is definitely a bad sign- to beat a game quickly it needs to be dissected.
D3 has nothing to dissect.

Play torchlight II instead.

>> No.9059338

>>9059327
Theres no pvp in D3? You can't be serious, thats like the only reason anybody ever played D2 online.

>> No.9059339

>>9059336
torchlight is essentially a clone of WoW AND Diablo. But you have your fun.

>> No.9059340

>>9059338
As of now there is no PvP at all.

In the future they plan to add WoW-style arenas but you can forget world PvP. With how imbalanced the classes are it really doesn't matter anyway.

>> No.9059343

>>9059339
D3 is the diablo/WoW clone, not torchlight.
Torchlight is the game made by the original D1/D2 devs.

>> No.9059345

>>9059336
oh, it's those fuckups who made Hellgate London then. Oh wow.

>> No.9059350

>>9059345
As compared with the fuckups who made D3.
Seriously though, torchlight is good. It's not a masterpiece, but it's simple and it works.

>> No.9059361

>>9059343
Uh, no. Blizzard North is now Arenanet.

>> No.9059375

tell him to play dark souls like a man

>> No.9059377

> Diablo III
Since when Blizzard games are /jp/-related?

>> No.9059382

>>9059380
And they joined runic games

>> No.9059380

>>9059361
Uh yes, most of blizzard north's employees left, that's why they renamed it.

>> No.9059386

>>9059377
Japanese people play them.

>> No.9059421

>>9059386
Wrong. You should say
"Diablo 3 is /jp/ related because I play on japanese servers"

>> No.9059441

>>9059325
>Also the speedrun record for diablo 1 is 17 minutes.
This speed run is only 3 minutes long
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SasazfBr5_Y

>> No.9059465

>>9059441
So it is, my point isn't affected though.

>> No.9060386

>>9059276
congrats on the marriage

>> No.9060396

Reported. WoW 1.5 is not /jp/ related.

>> No.9060462

>>9059441
I really dislike these exploit speedruns.

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