/jp/ - Otaku Culture

left: liberal democratic voter
right: democratic voter

Right: Suicidal salaryman

captcha is jealousy, interesting

Left: Man who pursued his dreams
Right: Man who obeyed his tyrannical parents and became successful. Will commit suicide at the age of 30.

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>>9050220
But the man on the left will commit suicide at the age of 28.

>>9050256
we will miss you

>>9050280
Y-you too

> fat neckbeard with huge glasses
Is this what I'm supposed to look like?

>>9050301
Almost. That is what you are.

>>9050301

Not what you're supposed to, but what you probably do

>>9050313

sick burn bro, j00 totally pwnd him.

Hah, I'm not a fat neckbeard with glasses, I'm a rathe-

>Stopped running three years ago and gained four stone. Recent attempts led to massive heart pain.
>Barely can bring myself to shave daily.
>Can't wear contact lenses due to poor circulation.

>>9052852

I stopped doing any exercise, I'm getting fat, don't bother to shave, and have worn glasses since I was 14.

>>9052852
That hit home.
It's easy to justify gaining a little weight over the years, but now my eyes are going too, and every morning I have to check my hairline, just to make sure.

>>9052903
>>that one Anon who posts boredchiaki.jpg

I don't give a shit about exercise. I do enough walking to keep me healthy, the rest is just kiddie shit.

Ever since I left school I've never had a need to run somewhere. I'm not even getting fat, I remain at 50kg constantly throughout my life by some strange science. It's never gone up or down, it's always been 50kg no matter how much or how little I eat.

My eyes are fine apart from a bit dried out where I haven't been sleeping much.

Don't need to shave either. I'm 27 and I've shaved about 10 times in my life and those times were only when a beard became noticable in the light.

And I look about 12 years old still, I'm happy for this but it works against me when I'm doing my job. People think I'm an intern or some shit.

>>9052916
I don't know why you're such a terrible poster. I don't care. Just fuck off and die already.

Left : Liberated men. Abandoned society to spend his life pursuing his dreams and passion. Lived his life to the fullest, died alone without regret.

Right : M̶o̶d̶e̶r̶n̶ ̶s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶ Conservative men who obeyed expectations set down by s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶d̶r̶i̶v̶e̶r̶s̶ society. Worked hard, bought a suburb McMansion on mortgage, married a 30 year old 3DPD, had two kids, got wrecked in a divorce a few years later, spent the rest of his life paying alimony and child support. Died lonely death without being able to pursue his dreams. Still kept on convincing himself that it's worth it until the end.

>>9052929
I knew it was you, nerd. Anonymity can't save you now.

>>9052950
Except I wasn't the anon you were replying to. I do hate you, so very much. Nobody likes you. You're obnoxious, annoying, and clearly retarded. Do not respond to me again, for I will not read it.

>>9052950
Fuck off, you piece of shit. It's shit like this.

This is my first post directed to you in at least a week, but of course, you're not going to believe me.

>>9052965
>>9052967
And I'll call you out again and again every time you do this nonsense, same Anon. Deal with it.

>>9052976
Just what this thread needed, another spider expert.

>>9052985

>>9052927

>Don't need to shave either. I'm 27 and I've shaved about 10 times in my life

Holy shit.

Maybe after you go through puberty, you'll start gaining weight and hair.

>>9052998

Who knows. I have 0 sex drive so it could be a testosterone thing. I've danced a lot though and drank a lot of water.

>>9050192
I can't into small blurry Nihongo.

>>9050192
the left one has a fucking big nigger lip

>>9053006

I'm sorry that your body has acted so very strangely, anon.

I didn't mean to come off as too much of an asshole. At least you don't have to worry about being hairy and uncomfortable. Did you ever have acne?

>>9052984
Kill yourself.

>>9053031

Not really. Water has kept my skin decent.

>>9053038
How about no, Anon.

>>9053080
What a shame.

I hope you'll reconsider one day.

>>9053031
>>9053039
This is a frequent hormone disorder. It doesn't seem to interfere with your life, but most of the time people like that get testosterone injections. I have it to to a lesser degree -my facial and body hair is very thin and soft, I never have acne, and my weight distrobution is extremely ambiguous.

Being without hormones is great.

Left: A man who jacks off to cartoons
Right: A miserable pile of secrets who jacks off to cartoons in secret

also good work getting such a deprecated version of the original, how do you people do it?

>>9050212
That doesn't make any sense.

"On August 25, 2011, Japan's Liberal Democratic Party submitted a petition requesting stricter laws on child pornography, which included animated child pornography."

i think some accuracy is in order

>>9053232
aaa, Nomura-san, is that really you?

>>9053100
I won't ever reconsider.

>>9053284
At the very least, leave /jp/ 4 eternity

>>9053232
Fixed the other one for you.

>>9053232
Fixed the other one for you.

>>9053332

>>9053364
I just realized I have the same glasses as Chris-chan.

>>9053039
>>9053137

Doesn't actually have anything to do with water, I hope you know. Acne has everything to do with hormones.

I'm 22 and I still have fucking cystic acne (Less severe, and more on my back now than face), and I have have hair creeping up from my chest and my upper back to meet on my shoulders. Soon, I shall be the wilderbeast. My excess weight also collects entirely around my midsection.

The only male aging pattern I haven't had yet is baldness, but I'm sure that will come in 10 years or so.

I'm neither

>>9053137
Crossdress yourself, then.

>>9053284
congrats on the marriage

>>9053481
I used to have god awful acne on my face, and then it slowly developed on my back.

I'm 22 as well, and the acne on my back still won't fucking disappear.

>>9053481
Hormones have a mysterious way of doing things. I have little to no hair on my back, shoulders and chest. Yet my skin is super oily and I get red patches on my cheeks because of acne.

>>9055191
Forgot to say that I am 25 years old, so I'm way past puberty.

>>9055162

Find a cute loli who can wash your back for you, like in my Japanese animes.

>>9055162
Why do you care? if you're not some unvirgin scum, nobody, not even you, will see your back.
If you're unvirgin scum you should just kill yourself.

>>9055162

You sound like my roommate.