So, just to clarify. It's ok to masturbate?

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Anonymous Tue May 22 04:43:26 2012 No.9049084 [Reply] [Original]

So, just to clarify.

It's ok to masturbate?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 04:43:57 2012 No.9049088 go ahead, dude

>>	Dexwyde !mbHjxjfHlA Tue May 22 04:44:57 2012 No.9049089 no, you'll go blind

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 04:45:27 2012 No.9049090 Is that Satan?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 04:45:58 2012 No.9049093 File: 138 KB, 400x386, 43.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yes, feel free to masturbate. Captcha: Large Worms This calls for a Sakura image.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 04:45:58 2012 No.9049095 If you want a hairy palm, sure.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 04:45:58 2012 No.9049094 >>9049089 Sweet. Then I can get disability payments. >>9049090 With green hair.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 04:47:27 2012 No.9049097 >>9049095 My palm isn't hairy. But my dick is.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 04:47:41 2012 No.9049098 File: 20 KB, 387x323, Lewd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Only if you think about cute /jp/sies you intend to marry one day.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 04:50:27 2012 No.9049102 >>9049097 But... The hair is supposed to be around your dick. Not on it...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 04:51:41 2012 No.9049104 Go ahead, it's your life.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 04:55:11 2012 No.9049115 nothing good can come out of it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 04:59:41 2012 No.9049126 Am I allowed to masturbate?

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Tue May 22 05:01:41 2012 No.9049129 no it is not in my opinion

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:02:26 2012 No.9049132 Just to clarify: Onanism is bad. Masturbation is okay.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:02:26 2012 No.9049134 >>9049129 Why not? What damage does it do?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:03:41 2012 No.9049138 ewww gross. boys don't do that kind of stuff.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:03:41 2012 No.9049139 >>9049134 You'll go to hell! And when you get there, they'll make you fap with sandpaper!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:04:12 2012 No.9049141 File: 17 KB, 220x236, 1332510980568.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049126 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:05:41 2012 No.9049143 File: 189 KB, 200x200, 1327899669507.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049139 Good thing I'm not Christian, and found a way to reach orgasm without fapping!

>>	ZUN !barYV1VtIA Tue May 22 05:05:56 2012 No.9049144 File: 76 KB, 540x405, saten feels good.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>saten turned green after being exposed to Japanese radiation

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:07:41 2012 No.9049149 >>9049143 >not Christian You're really going to hell now, man!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:08:41 2012 No.9049151 File: 617 KB, 245x251, 1298438183877.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049149 Not if I don't believe it exists!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:08:41 2012 No.9049150 File: 123 KB, 480x270, 1332457759410.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049141

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:10:26 2012 No.9049155 >>9049151 Oh, shit, you don't even believe in the place! You're even worse off than I thought! Repent, repent!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:16:57 2012 No.9049162 File: 1.90 MB, 400x300, 1318863467458.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049155 I'm going to be reincarnated in Gensokyo, in the year 1985, anyways. Don't need your stinky hell.

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Tue May 22 05:18:12 2012 No.9049164 >>9049134 its lewd.. you should be pure like me

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:19:12 2012 No.9049165 File: 196 KB, 800x610, 1328428843955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049164 Only the lewd may be reincarnated in Gensokyo.

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Tue May 22 05:23:27 2012 No.9049169 >>9049165 i dont even like toho

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:24:26 2012 No.9049171 >>9049165 I masturbate at least 15 times a day, am I lewd enough?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:25:11 2012 No.9049173 >>9049162 >Gensokyo >1985 So you've joined some kind of weeaboo time travel cult! You fiend!

Anonymous Tue May 22 05:26:11 2012 No.9049174

This is a bit creepy. I had just came back into my room and I was looking out my window and there was a cat sitting right there on the sidewalk, facing my room, almost like he was looking in the window. I quickly grabbed my camera and took a picture of it and then it started walking east down the sidewalk. When I went outside I couldn't find it at all.

Just a while ago my cat was staring into the mirror and hissing at me whenever I approached him...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:26:56 2012 No.9049176 >>9049171 Exhibitionism is highly lewd, right? You should help your chances by getting on cam and posting links here.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:29:11 2012 No.9049181 >>9049171 Doesn't your penis get tired?

Anonymous Tue May 22 05:29:26 2012 No.9049182

>>9049171
You only need to have completed one of the following objectives:

>Stolen a girl's panties and cover them in semen
>Collected over 5,000 images of porn
>Fapped a total of 15,000 times before you die
>Gone to /d/ and reached climax.

>>9049173
Yes! There is nothing you can do to stop me, either!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:32:02 2012 No.9049195 >>9049176 I don't think you want hairy man masturbation videos. >>9049181 Not tired, but it hurts a lot. Though my penis isn't the boss of me. >>9049182 >Stolen a girl's panties and cover them in semen Sweet, objective complete.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:33:32 2012 No.9049196 >>9049182 Done Done Nope Nope

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:35:01 2012 No.9049206 >>9049182 >Fapped a total of 15,000 times before you die I don't keep count.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:35:31 2012 No.9049208 >>9049195 I didn't even bother reading those other objectives, but I'm pretty sure I've finished them all apart from collecting 5,000 images.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:38:46 2012 No.9049217 File: 12 KB, 367x455, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does doujinshi count as images, or is that 5,000 images saved explicitly for masturbation?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:39:01 2012 No.9049218 File: 93 KB, 367x455, Untitled-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049217 Of course it would help if I pasted the screenshot into PS.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:40:16 2012 No.9049220 File: 262 KB, 782x700, 1287630878397.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049217 Every page with lewd material counts.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:41:31 2012 No.9049224 >>9049220 In that case I'm sure I've got at least 5,000

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:42:16 2012 No.9049225 >>9049208 but that's the easiest objective; I have 55.638 files, 11.3GB/19GB of which are loli.

Anonymous Tue May 22 05:45:31 2012 No.9049230

>>9049225
I rarely save images, I have around 1,300 images with lewd material in them. But I enjoy downloading scat and vomit JAVs, though I only have around 10 or so. Most of the time I head over to one of the many boorus and open 20 images or so and have at it. I've been doing this for nearly 9 years. So though I haven't saved images, I've masturbated to way more than I need to for the other objective.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:46:02 2012 No.9049232 >>9049230 Fuck off with your spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:49:01 2012 No.9049238 >>9049225 Easiest objective is probably the first one. /d/ is a weird place. I only managed to fap like 20 times there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 05:56:47 2012 No.9049261 File: 359 KB, 950x1400, 1336074752778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049084 no, it's wrong.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 06:06:48 2012 No.9049300 >>9049115 This, you have to deal with all that mess after the dirty deed, and no sane woman would ever want to receive your genetic material. Just don't do it op.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 06:16:18 2012 No.9049319 >>9049261 What's the source, dude?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 06:32:17 2012 No.9049339 File: 1.59 MB, 1500x1094, Murasaandmonkeyface.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049261 Why is Murasa so afraid of masturbating?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 06:37:33 2012 No.9049342 >>9049206 Then start keeping count now

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 06:40:34 2012 No.9049346 hi

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 06:41:34 2012 No.9049349 >>9049346 hi!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 06:43:04 2012 No.9049354 >>9049339 She's afraid she'd accidentally sink a boat somewhere with her climax.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 06:47:18 2012 No.9049362 >>9049339 She doesn't want to drownin pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 06:48:04 2012 No.9049366 File: 99 KB, 380x381, 1337351919226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049354 >>9049362

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 06:50:18 2012 No.9049371 >>9049354 The nearest boat would probably be in Misty Lake. Plus, she likes sinking boats. I don't think she would mind trading not sinking a boat for an orgasm.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 07:03:55 2012 No.9049397 >>9049362 Fuck off with your spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 07:04:55 2012 No.9049400 >>9049397 XDDDDD

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 07:07:18 2012 No.9049410 >>9049362 The youkai at Myouren temple are actually quite into pleasure. In Symposium, Byakuren learns of all the naughty things her disciples have been doing, and says she's going to have to reprimand them later. So I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 07:12:18 2012 No.9049422 >>9049397 Fuck off with your "Fuck off with your spoilers."

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 07:15:56 2012 No.9049439 >>9049397 Fuck off with your spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 07:40:48 2012 No.9049504 >>9049261 So, /jp/, if Murasa doesn't masturbate, who does she have sex with?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 07:41:33 2012 No.9049505 >>9049439 Fuck off with your spoilers.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 07:44:33 2012 No.9049512 >>9049397 >>9049422 >>9049439 >>9049505 Go away with your foul language!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 07:45:04 2012 No.9049515 >>9049512 >Foul language >Completely ignores me using the word sex Most people lump sex with FUKC, SHIT, and ASS. >>9049504

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 07:50:33 2012 No.9049532 >>9049261 From a doujin: "Pink Honey Sand".

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 07:58:48 2012 No.9049553 >>9049532 >No entry on EXHentai >Removed from ge-hentai >Mediafire links removed >All download links lead to that MF download >I haven't slept in over a day God damnit.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 08:05:03 2012 No.9049568 >>9049553 I have this and I would upload it, but I won't because of the retarded use of greentext. Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 08:08:49 2012 No.9049577 >>9049553 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 08:16:48 2012 No.9049596 >>9049339 I found my new desktop

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 08:28:49 2012 No.9049635 File: 740 KB, 951x1400, rastle_116.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9049261 Thanks to you guys, I will never be able to forget the misspelling "masterbation" there.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 08:30:34 2012 No.9049639 >>9049635 I just saw a story where a girl asked a man if he was "the vending machine-man". All I could think about was a robot who dispensed cola.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 12:04:51 2012 No.9050209 >>9049144 congrats on the marriage

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 18:38:33 2012 No.9051879 >>9049195 watching a /jp/sie play with himself until he can't hold it in anymore would be quite nice I think...

>>	Anonymous Tue May 22 18:43:33 2012 No.9051904 >>9051879 and that's why nobody asks for your opinion in real life

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