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If one day you end up in Gensokyo, which religion will you choose?

>> No.9040680

Sanae so I can put my penis in her vagina.

>> No.9040681

I choose to worship the rabbits of the moon.

>> No.9040688

I'm assuming Marisa being there implies that she's an atheist.

So her.

>> No.9040689

Anyone who doesn't worships Reimu is stupid, because she always wins

>> No.9040693

``It's /jp/ related as long as I mention Gensokyo in the OP''
　　　　　　　　－http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S9036665#p9036687_3

>> No.9040694
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>>9040688
No, I think Sakuya is the only atheist. The only sides you can choose are taoism, shintoism and buddhism.

>> No.9040695

>>9040693
You don't seem to understand that I'm interested in which religious faction of Gensokyo /jp/ would choose.

>> No.9040699

>Being an atheist when there are tangible gods in the very land you live in.

What kind of idiot are you?

>> No.9040702
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9040702

Moriyan. So shintoism, I guess.

>> No.9040715

>>9040699

I would assume atheism in that context is that you avoid worshipping any kind of god.

>> No.9040722

shinto or tao

>> No.9040723

Taoism all the way, I learned it from books and i can say its' a pretty nice religion i like both Confucianism and taoism, i have no idea which fit the most to me

>> No.9040733

Shinto

>> No.9040731
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>> No.9040732

>>9040699
I would worship Sanae's delicious tangibleness.

>> No.9040734
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9040734

I will follow neither of those, you heretic.

>> No.9040741
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>> No.9040744

None of the above. I'm a self worshiper.

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>>9040734
On a related note. Why can't Jesus be a Touhou. He even has a silly hat already.

>> No.9040752

i worship radical boating sports

>> No.9040754
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>>9040747
So you would spend your days drinking with your fellow oni friends?

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>>9040744

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>>9040751

>> No.9040769
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9040773

Mikoemo-n has converted me to Taoism.

>> No.9040775
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9040775

aya-ism

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>>9040775
I support this.

>> No.9040789

>>9040769

no one here is social

>> No.9040793
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>>9040789
How about this

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>>9040793

>> No.9040804

It's like I'm really on /40/.

>> No.9040810

>>9040793

I think /jp/ would make a great autistic religion.

It is mandatory to suck cocks everyday before dinner and bed.

>> No.9040815

>>9040810
that's not autistic, that's homosexual and gay, disgusting

>> No.9040824

>>9040810
I think the board you're looking for is /v/.

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>>9040824
>>9040815

Maybe he made an autisticly retarded post to show s how autistic he is?

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9040866

You know, at least if I become Miko's pupil, she'll teach me the ways of a hermit, and I'll be able to live forever (unless some retarded shinigami catches, but that's unlikely).

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>>9040775
The first church of Aya. I like it!
I don't think she's really a god, though. No matter how perfect she is.

>> No.9040916

Emacs

>> No.9040918

>>9040912
>Wind god girl

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>>9040918
!

>> No.9040938

>>9040918
it's a title, not an actual indication she's a god

>> No.9040954

Hina because she does shit for people.

>> No.9040981
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9040981

>not joining the solar sect

PRAISE THE ATOM!

>> No.9040988

>>9040912
The way to become a god is having people believe you are one!

Gather faith for Aya!

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>>9040981

PRAISE THE SUN!

Where do I sign up?

>> No.9040993
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>>9040981
>>9040989
PRAISE THE SUN

>> No.9041015

>>9040954
Cult of the Greenbeard?

>> No.9041068
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>>9040988
But does Aya want to be a god?

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9043654

The Taoists.
Because I like Miko.

But every other religion is fine as well.
You should all give your god/saint/whatever all that she deserves.

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>>9040993
>>9040989
>>9040981
LET SOUND THE HORN OF SOLAR SALVATION!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoUCI0WcVI0&fmt=37

>> No.9044239

I will chose the one I follow here. Protestant.

If I can't find any protestant christianity I will form it myself and start handing out bibles and reform the people and gather baptize them as Gods children in the name of the Holy Spirit like they should be.

Afterwords I will start to form a Holy Crusade and wipe out the lesser religions that worship false idols and unknowingly sin so only Christianity will be dominant like it should be.

>> No.9044242

I choose whatever I have to be for Nue to hang with me.

>> No.9044252

Christianity

>> No.9044269
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9044269

>Scarlet-ism

>> No.9044273

Christianity.

>> No.9044277
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9044277

1º-Shinto because Kanako and Kero, also a mountain of faith is a fuckload of faith.

2º- Miko might be cool.

3º- Rather die in a fire.

4º- The rest.

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9044797

The Myouren temple is the Only Answer.

>> No.9044804

>>9040678
The religion where the women are expected to remain pure until marriage.

>> No.9044807

>>9044804
Islam.

>> No.9044818

>>9044807
Actually, this is almost every religion ever.

>> No.9044823

>>9044818
Except Satanism.

>captcha=Abraham

>> No.9044838

>>9040981
But in all seriousness, who are you quoting?

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I will follow the ways of Taoism under Miko so I can take it easy until a Christian touhou shows up, then I will return to the flock of Christ.

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>>9044797
Chief among its benefits is being greeted by Kyouko every time to go to the temple.

>> No.9044865

>>9040699
Considering that Gods in the world of Gensokyo get their power and presense through faith/belief, it's not a far-out thought to say that they are figments of people's imaginations or not Gods at all (but, rather, powerful youkai with a unique way of gathering strength [channeling the faith of other beings]).
Aethism in Gensokyo makes sense with this ideology.

Personally I wouldn't follow any of the Gods because of this.

>> No.9044880

Whatever side Yamaxanadu is on

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>>9044880

>not praising Yamaxanadu

>> No.9044886

>>9044880
The side of JUSTICE.

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>>9044888
I am praising her, that's why I said that I would join any religion/side she is in. Yama is the best thing about gensokyo

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[ERROR]

the oni church of karate
is like the choling temple but with more onis and sake

>> No.9044904
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[ERROR]

>>9044898

how about she is the god itself and you should worship her?

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>>9044898
The thing is, she doesn't give a shit about your religion or if you praise her or not. As long as you do your good deeds, you're good to go.

>> No.9044914
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9044914

The religion of the bunbunmaru newspaper

>> No.9044918
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>>9044904
Sounds good to me
>>9044905
I am sure she would appreciate being praised, she did become a god because of all the faith people were putting into her

>> No.9044922
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>>9044905
>>9044918
that's what I'm talking about

one cheers of sake for you, gentlemen

>> No.9044925

I follow the religion of the Kakashi Spirit News and declare jihad on infidels such as >>9044914

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>>9044922
Cheers

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>>9044918
Even if she appreciates, that wouldn't influence her final judgment.

>> No.9044955

>>9044269
Remirism.

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>>9044947
Worshiping her would inspire one to do good. And final judgement is not the only reason to put faith in such a wonderful yama.

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9044966

The afterlife is overrated. Let me take care of your corpses!

>> No.9044973

>>9044905
>As long as you do your good deeds, you're good to go.

Define "good."

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I worship the Holy Tengu Trinity

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>>9044973
That's for Eiki-sama to decide

>> No.9044986

>>9044973
>>9044973
not killing fairies

>> No.9044990

>>9044986
Fairies are food. Why would killing one be bad? Are you supposed to eat them alive?

>> No.9044994

>>9044988
That's a bullshit system. So I'm not allowed to know what's good but I'm supposed to do it anyway? That's Christianity-level bullshit right there.

>> No.9045008

>>9044994
''Unlike humans, she has a criteria of right and wrong in her own mind. Her judgement cannot be overturned by the deceased. Her criteria is quite complicated, and the seriousness of the crimes factor in everything from why they occurred to the personal history of those involved''
From Phantasmagoria of Flower View

>> No.9045010

>>9044994
You can probably make an educated guess of what is expected.

>> No.9045013
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>>9044973
Check Shiki's victory quotes in PFV.
She asks Reimu to exterminate more Youkais, Yuuka to terrorize more humans, etc...
Basically, the "good deeds" differ depending of the nature and role of the person.

>> No.9045018

>>9045013
Well then, since I am a post-modernist egocentrist, my "good deeds" would basically be where I disregard the accepted standards of the rest of the society for personal gain?

I could live with that. Or die, if we're talking about Shiki.

>> No.9045023

>>9045013
And this is precisely why I follow
>>9044865
The Gensokyo gods are batshit.

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>>9045018

>> No.9045046
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>> No.9045125

Any pro-human religion.

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>>9045125

>> No.9045145

Can I just worship a touhou instead?

>> No.9046887

>>9045145
Well, you do have your choices of Shinto, Taoism and Buddhism.
You'll be worshiping a touhou one way or the other, or at least hold them in high regard.

>> No.9046895

When will ZUN introduce Christianity to 2hu?

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>>9043914
>>9040993
>>9040989
>>9040981

BROTHERS!

May the Eternal Sun guide us!

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>>9046895
The saint was crucified on the cross.

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