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9041261 No.9041261 [Reply] [Original]

What religion does Jay Pee have?

>> No.9041267
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Roman Catholic

>> No.9041270

2hu

>> No.9041271

flandrism

we pray toward the sdm at 2am every day in the name of our lord and savior flan

>> No.9041294

Is there a religion that is built upon the belief that we are all actually little girls that have simply taken on our current appearances to hide ourselves from those who would enslave us and upon our death shall travel to a land where we can be safe from such predators in our true forms?

Cause that's it.

>> No.9041313

Report subhuman sparky for ban evasion

>> No.9041318

The love for my nation

>> No.9041320
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>> No.9041328

christian qabbalist

>> No.9041347
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Christian Evangelic

>> No.9041350

Haruhiism

>> No.9041357

>>9041261
Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

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Roman Catholic

>> No.9041419

I used to be a Christadelphian but then I just stopped.

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>>9041271
Do you wear a silly turban?

>> No.9041442
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>> No.9041445

Roman Catholic

>> No.9041458

Touhou

>> No.9041454

Shinto

>> No.9041466

touhoulicism.

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>>9041320

Thank you, Based God. You may fuck my 2D bitch.

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>> No.9041492

Tibetan Buddhism

>> No.9041495

>>9041397
Which one's Judas?

>> No.9041508
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Yukkuriism.

>> No.9041530

>>9041495
Going by the original, Marisa.

>> No.9041605

Heathenism. Seriously, the guy who runs the cult is an antique book dealer and generally nice guy and I'd rather give him my money than the church or the government.

>> No.9041635

>>9041605
but you're still dumb for giving your money to him, idiot.

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I only obey the command of the Black Hand.

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>>9041605
I'm interested in starting my own cult. I like the idea of wearing dark robes and having colorful and mystical looking symbols around. I'm trying to work out a philosophy to live by has hedonism as a central pillar. I have extensive experience in churches and christianity, I'm currently studying western esotericism, and I'm working on joining the freemasons. I'm wondering if I could start some sort of christian hedonistic society. I think first I should take a lesson from Crowley and Agrippa and their cosmopolitan adventures and see the world. Traveling to different religious centers and taking in what I can might really inspire me. Wish me luck!

>> No.9041676

if you guys start an organize religion centered around Touhou I will follow it, for serious.

>> No.9041712

>>9041676
Didn't we do this already?

Though "Touhouism" is now taken by a rather unfortunate video.

>> No.9041718

>>9041666
hedonistic cults are fucking retarded
do something like survival of the fittest cult

>> No.9041717

>>9041635
I don't have a choice, here everyone has to pay a fee to whatever religion they belong to on a yearly basis, atheists pay the government.

>> No.9041723

>>9041676

Seems like a bit of a dangerous idea that could easily get out of hand. There already are pony cults ready to commit murder and terrorism. Not to mention the FF7 otakukin cult raising hell a couple of years back.

Let's not go there. It's a dreadful place.

>> No.9041737

>>9041666

Nice 666 get. Also, you should incorporate shrine maidens into your cult when you start brainwashing the young and weak-willed.

>> No.9041759

http://www.stallmanism.com/

>> No.9041761

>>9041759
Lol, bookmarked next to http://stallmanfacts.com/ (in my free [as in freedom] browser :-P)

oh shit, forgot to check today's xkcd

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We live in the age of man, we don't need imaginary scapegoats anymore, if we ever did.

>> No.9041874

>>9041261

Everyone else in this thread is an idiot... the only real /jp/ religion is recorded in the loli bible.

>> No.9041889

>>9041737
Shrine maiden sounds like a good idea, should I keep the celibacy thing?

>> No.9042001

>>9041889
lol no wai

>> No.9042339

>>9041442
what a dimlo

>> No.9042344

>>9041874
plz lnk sauce to bble plz

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