/jp/ - Otaku Culture

*Rips off dick*

No me!

>>9035686
slut

I donated to Moria Shrine, because i'm not some hillbilly who stands in the way of technological progress.

Donations for the Scarlet Devil Mansion... please...

Armpit or GTFO

>>9035719
souls?

why doesnt she work..i mena she can fly she could be a delivery girl..

like "harukei pizzas, deliver your pizza in 5 minutes or is free"

>>9035761
and who would make the pizza?

What's the story behind the plox word?

>>9035761
She doesn't need the money thats why.
There is a difference between wanting money and needing it. Donations mean a a whole lot to shrines. It shows that people give a shit about your shrine.
Thats what Reimu wants for people to care about her shrine. Also who doesn't want money in our human nature blood to desire money and power. Its why I got a job.

>>9035679
donate this
𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑠 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑑𝑖𝑐𝑘

>>9035766
reimu is so beauitful the pizzas have no choice but to cook themselves

>>9035766
are you implying reimu cant cook ?

>>9035793
OVENS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

>>9035793

That made no fucking sense whatsoever.

I can't feel good about Reimu because I can just tell she would be the type to hate me.

I think some girl who looked like her in my childhood must've been mean to me and put me off of her type and I just can't remember.

>>9035783
That feel when the font I'm using has no italic/oblique variant, but it has its own glyphs for the italic alphanumeric symbols.

>>9035761
Old Reimu would be best at this.

Imagine you're all "oh man where's my pizza" then this little girl with purple hair RIDING A MOTHERFUCKING TURTLE appears and is like, "that's $8.97 + tip" and you don't even mind that she said "+ tip" because ITS MOTHERFUCKING REIMU

>>9035814
they do when you have reimu's beauty powers

>>9035831
old reimu new reimu they are both equally good and bitchy

>>9035806
more like she will need manpower.
one can not recieve calls, cook AND deliver at the same time.
if reimu does the delivering, the one who recieve costumer calls and cook the piz will be suika.
I wonder what a pizza filled with alchohol tastes like?

>>9035820

>>9035841

>>9035844
all those grils are lazy..she cant trust them.

Who would win duel without any rules? Ken or Reimu? I think it would be exciting because both are very strong and they never lose.

Don't worry girls, I have enough donations for everyone!

I've got about $4 in change right here.

>>9035844
Suika will probably accidentally vomit on the dough, forget she did it, then eat it.

>>9035886
and than she will make ouut with reimu in bizzare scat-like scene, film it and post it on youtube?

>>9035895
Two girls one pizza?

>>9035908
there is a reason for spoilers.
one of the reasonss is not ruin the suprise of things to come.
another is to not invoke the trauma of things to pass.

>>9035908

2hu's one pizza

harharhar

>>9035923
Awwww now I feel stupid. Day ruined.

>>9035941

>>9035941

>>9037032
I wonder when ennui will make new works?

>>9037032
Just to make sure, it's implying sex right? Reimu doesn't look very cheerful

>>9038047
just wait untill you read the rest of it.
seriously, search for works by ennui akadaiko (or whatever the spelling is) you won't be disappointed.
oh, btw,
welcome to /jp/.