/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Whaa Marisa is fart!

>>9022483
u take take dat back

a broom stick cleans faster than a vacuum cleaner...

>>9022500
I cannot take back Marisa's gas.

I like this image of Marisa so much, I'll post it for no reason.

>>9022508
It looks like she is getting into position to unleash the most stinky fart ever

Marisa stole your precious clean air

>>9022478
she's pretty there...

>>9022507
>Placing your nutsack on a twig
>2012

>>9022514

I see a curious mule trying to lick a pole more than a sack of nuts. You need to see a doctor.

>>9022519
tomato potato

>>9022522
pomato totato

Alright guys lets stop beating around the bush and say this is a Marissa thread.

>>9022544
Why do people intentionally spell her name with 2 s's? I feel like I'm missing some joke.

>>9022519
You'd be amazed what you can do with some PVC pipe, a watermelon, and some mayonnaise.

>>9022556
Maybe they think it's pronounced "mah riss ah" or some other subhuman vocalization.

>>9022556
huh. It is 1 s.

Mornin' already?

Posting cozy Marisa and getting out.

>>9022618
I think the houses in Gensokyo would be cold inside.

My favorite image.
Reminds me of EE, EE reminds me of wtH-kun.

;_;

>>9022571
How the hell is it pronounced, anyway?

>>9022665
まりさ

>>9022665
It's a Latin name, so I guess as it's read.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNIoEMaPvqw#t=00m14s

>>9022689
Except it's not, you dolt.

>>9022730
Maybe I did express myself wrong, it's a contraction of the names Mary and Elizabeth Maria/Isabel that are from Latin origin.

...and so, anon's non-lewd Marisa folder grew three sizes that day.

>>9022651

Which is why Marisa and Reimu spend all their time at Kourindou, obviously.

Perfect touhou is perfect.
I fall more in love with her every day :_:

Captcha - loonely weeble

>>9022508
That's basically the greatest Touhou video but it only has 500k views in 2 years. I don't get it.

>>9022831

Your non-lewd folders are seriously lacking in content. Here, have a Marisa.

>>9022768
But it's not. It's a combination of the common Japanese name 理沙 and the character 魔 tacked in for god knows what reason, you plebeian. Thus the only correct way of reading it is as it is written, as まりさ.

Marisa is so abusable

>>9023491
>the character 魔 tacked in for god knows what reason
I think it’s pretty obvious why. She’s a magician.

>>9023647
Why would you staple Marisa?

Not fast enough

>>9023658
魔理沙 isn't really a real name, though, while 理沙 is. You might say that most Touhou's names aren't real names anyway, but I do believe that in Marisa's case, her real name is actually Risa. She added the 魔 herself because she was in her edgy phase and wants an edgier name for edgy people like you and me, hence also explaining why she dyed her hair red.

Fanon, fanon everywhere.

>>9023680
Everyone know that she got that name from miMA.
Mima gave it to her and she was throwing a fit and acting rebellious because she didnt allow her to play with Reimu thus the red hair.

>>9023680

>dyed hair red

What?

Does someone have that image that is like "I love the feel os strong weed between my thights, ze!".
Also some Mari for you.

Does someone have that image that says "I love the feel of strong wood between my thights, ze!"

What is with the trend of just proclaiming random things like you're a kid.

Reimu has nice armpits!

Oh man! Mokou is really hot!

Alice really likes humans! Isn't that nice?

>>9022507
It's a fucking turtle head.

The top image you can't see the tutles eyes, and on the bottom picture he has a happy look on his face and his eye is closed anime-happy-style.

>>9024486
Random?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErsY4lxeJyY'
This is one of my favorite denpa songs. It gave me renewed love for Marisa, despite her being the most impure and corrupt Touhous.

>>9023680
>Usiging the term 'fanon'

Tvtopes id that weigyh

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>>9024738
Cool advertizing for a shit site. Reported for spam.

no
Aya is fast

How many rounds could you last against Marisa?

>>9026078

1; Marisa is a little girl, I'd be lucky if I didn't give her permanent brain damage after hitting her a couple of times.

>>9026088
You get distracted looking at her tits for half a second and BOOM right hook to the side of the head. You'll be seeing star shaped danmaku as you lay dazed on the ground and won't even notice that the ref counted to ten.

>>9025343

wtf is this sea shit

>>9026078
I'll just stare at her chest and take punches until I'm KO.

>>9026078
I'm like Mohammed Ali. I'm swift and graceful. I dodge, dodge and dodge without ever properly punching back, maybe one or another jab. And then, when you think you finally got me where you wanted me, you get a hay maker out of nowhere.

I'd tire her out for a couple of rounds. Maybe eight. At that point, she wouldn't expect me to counter. That, along with her tiredness, would make her lower her guard. That's when I strike: a single, hard punch to the face. The ref counts. One, two three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine... Ten! It's a win for anon! The crowd's gone wild! Alice Margatroid and Patchouli Knowledge quickly make her way towards Marisa to check her vitals! The crowd invades the ring, carrying anon on their shoulders! And that's when anon yells the name of her beloved, dedicating his win to her!

Why does Marisa always smile like that?

>>9026098

But I wouldn't care about her tits; I'd take my accumulated misogyny and destroy her.

Also, Marisa weighs what, 90 lbs tops? That's like fighting a fat fifth grade boy.

>>9026134
Because it's a playful, childish, and spunky smile befitting for Marisa who has those character traits.

>>9026141
Looks like we got a badass on our hands here.

>>9026078
She is a small girl that probably doesn't weigh too much. Unless she uses some magic cheats she'll be out in a punch or two.

>>9026078
>>9026119
I'm now curious about doujins that include a male and female brutally fighting one another for no other reason besides sportsmanship.

>>9026141
>I'd take my accumulated misogyny and destroy her.

>>9026119
Who's anon's beloved? I-is it me? Say it's me!

>>9026191

To be fair, my accumulated misogyny is simple excess fat.

>>9026212
In your defense, fat people hit pretty hard since they have all that weight to put behind their punch.

>>9026217
This is true. I crippled a guy, once.

This isn't a very good Marisa thread.

>>9026265

you're not a very good marisa thread

>>9026257
dats gangsta

>>9026265
You are delusional if you expect any /jp/ thread about Marisa to be good.

>>9026283
we had one last week that hit the image limit in one day.

>>9026283
>You are delusional if you expect any /jp/ thread about Marisa to be good.
Only because you're delusional if you expect any /jp/ thread to be good, period.

>>9026283
But what does /jp/ do that is good?

Marisa found something weird.

>>9026318
shitpost

Hey I'm a complete faggot and am new to touhou.

What's with people adding "ze" to the end of Marisa's lines? I've only played a couple games and haven't seen a lot of other material, so...

>>9026382
It's something teenage boys do to sound more manly.

>>9026318
shitposting and crying

>>9026296
I could make a thread and fill up the image limit by myself in less than that.

>>9026415
well the Reimu thread took 3 days.

>>9026432
Reimu threads are common. Marisa threads are not.

>>9026435
Well wouldn't the common threads fill up faster?

Marisa is still sick. Do something!

>>9026483
I don't think she's gonna make it...

>>9026458
There's been threads that fill up faster than a day, however, many variables affect the outcome like the number of people on /jp/ at the time and the era, eg: touhou imagedumps used to fill up way faster before.

>>9026483
It's obvious we have to give her one of those suppositories. She's even readying herself. What's the big deal?

>>9026458
No.

>>9026483
How cu-
>>9026513

>>9026513
Oh, not this again.
Would you scoop up Marisa spasming, gasping body and haul ass to Eientei?

>>9026217

Exactly.

Hence my position in being able to possibly kill Marisa during a boxing match.

>>9026623
Marisa is quick. Think you can hit her?

>>9026603
I would carry her and pray my strength holds out since I have weak lower body strength. I don't care how much she vomits on me, how much shit she sprays all over my clothes. I can replace clothes, but I could never replace Marisa.

>>9026636
I don't know about him, but yeah, pretty damn sure I could take her.

>>9026636

Assuming she's a normal human, absolutely.

>>9026638

marisa's armpit is a rare treat

>>9026355
Why is L riding the train with Marisa?

I'd let Marisa steal my things.

Marisa looks nervous

>>9026668

Meditation.

>>9026943
Call the cops, I don't give a fuck.

>>9026808
Nervous? She looks TERRIFIED. You'd think the guy was about to cut of a limb or something.

>>9026997
No, then she would look like this.

Marisa's always going to Reimu's to hang out. Is Marisa the type to get lonely easily?

>>9027017
I think she's just a social person in general, she makes her rounds to see Rinnosuke as much as Reimu I think, and apparently she visits old hell to drink with Yuugi. She's the extroverted busybody to Reimu's just-leave-me-the-fuck-alone-ness.

>>9022940
Mind to post a link?

>>9027013
What the hell is up with her face?

>>9027096
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNBLv5iGXUw

Has Marisa ever been in love?

>>9027044
sick dubs brah

>>9027810
Yes, I think ZUN said something about her having had several boyfriends in the past.

>>9028034
Lying is bad.

Marisa is a slut.

What do you think Marisa's broomstick smells like?

>>9027810
raymoo
>>9028180
vaginal fluid

>>9028168
FINLAND!!

Well there IS no good art of marisa out there, for whatever reason.

I'd her pancakes

>>9028561
What a stalker.

>>9028180
Pine sap, old spice, extra virgin olive oil, and vinegar.

>>9028713
And a hint of love.

She turns. 'Hold up my dress.' Alice obeys. 'Be careful. Don't touch my skin.' Earlier in this game she was nervous, constipated, wondering if this is anything like male impotence. But thoughtful Marisa, anticipating this, has been sending laxative pills with her meals. Now her intestines whine softly, and she feels shit begin to slide down and out. Alice knees with her arms up holding the rich dress. A dark turd appears out the crevice, out of the absolute darkness between her white buttocks. Alice spreads her knees, awkwardly, until she can feel the leather of Marisa's boots. She leans forward to surround the hot turd with her lips, sucking on it tenderly, licking along its lower side ... she is thinking, she's sorry, she can't help it, thinking of a negro's penis, yes she knows it abrogates part of the conditions set, but it will not be denied, the image of a brute African who will make her behave...The stink of shit floods her nose, gathering her, surrounding. It is the smell of Passchendaele, of the salient. Mixed with the mud, and the putrefaction of corpses, it was the sovereign smell of their first meeting, and her emblem. The turd slides into her mouth, down into her gullet. She gags, but bravely clamps her teeth shut. Bread that would have floated in porcelain waters somewhere, unseen, untasted--risen now and baked in the bitter intestinal over to bread we know, bread that's light as domestic comfort, secret as death in bed ... Spasms in her throat continue. The pain is terrible. With her tongue she mashes shit against the roof of her mouth and begins to chew, thickly now, the only sound in the room...

>>9032397
O boy here we go. No wonder Marisa threads never happen.

>>9032397