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Gilgamesh looked down on the mongrels gathered below him. They seemed to be enjoying themselves, playing their little game of ball. They were like flies, ready to be swatted. Tiny, inconsequential insects. How dare they not invite him to a competition! What arrogance, to not include the King of Heroes! But he would show them, that there was a price to pay for daring to slight him.

“Fools, all of you. Of course, if you all groveled before me, I might have forgiven you for your transgressions. But no longer. I shall suffer you fools no more.” He spoke in a voice that echoed down to the beach.

“Gilgamesh!” Saber cried out in challenge. She held a dodgeball ready in her hands. To her side gathered all the other players, as Taiga let them back onto the playing field. Assassin, Archer, Rider, Rin, Berserker, Caster, Shirou, and all the others stood besides her, ready to face this new, deadly challenge.

“Hmph.” Gilgamesh smirked. “No matter how many ants there are, you are still all ants.”

He let his words fall upon them, before raising one arm. A calm fell upon the beach and a great shadow loomed over them. The wind rustled slightly, and there was a sound of metal sliding over steel. The next words that broke the silence were Gilgamesh’s.

“Gate of Babylon.”

Behind Gilgamesh a portal open. Everyone stepped back, eyes wide in astonishment. Balls of all sizes, shapes, brands, from all periods of history phased into being. Hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands of dodgeballs. Metal, rubber, plastic, rock, concrete, balls of all types.

“As you can see,” Gilgamesh began, “you have already lost. Now…suffer the consequences.”

>> No.901978

Shirou cerate's a dogeball version of Excalibur and sheath, and hands it to saber. saber launches the ball and hits him in the face in the middle of his long winded speech.

Gilgamesh:......

>> No.902086

Saber landed with a thud. She looked up, and saw that a barrage of dodge balls was headed at Archer. This time, no one could save him.

Then, the world changed.

“…So as I pray. Unlimited Dodgeball Works!”

The dodge balls disappeared as Archer’s reality marble activated.

He grinned, and then the beach vanished into thin air. Sand became hard rock, and the blue, sunny sky became a canvass of crimson red. Giant wheels hung in the air like guardians, and the sky was thick was fog. Everyone began to pick themselves up, pushing dodge balls off their bodies, their eyes turning around; looking at the red reality marble that was realized by Archer. But that wasn’t what caught everyone’s eyes. What drew their attention was the dodge balls that littered the landscape as far as the eye could see. It was a legion of balls that rivaled Gilgamesh’s. It was the ray of light that signaled a change in the tide.

Archer looked up and locked eyes with the King of Heroes. “As you can see, what you face here is an unlimited number of dodge balls. The greatest of balls.”

Gilgamesh narrowed his eyes in surprise, having momentarily stopped his volley of balls. “Heh. No matter what hat trick you pull, Archer, you will still lose. A mere servant like you cannot defeat I, the greatest of all Kings, the mightiest hero.”

“Well, we’ll see. You made a mistake, Gilgamesh. You challenged us alone, thinking you could win, but in your hubris you underestimated us. Do you have enough balls in stock, King of Heroes?”

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Anyone have any ACTUAL Gil X Archer pics, this is the closest thing I got.

>> No.902124

>>902119
WHAT THE SHIT
Go back to /y/ please.

>> No.902134

>>902124
For completion sake, I MUST HAVE IT. Anyway aren't we all gay here on 4chan anyway? So what does it matter, or are you some newfag that has yet to be exposed to the periodical surges of gay that come and go?

>> No.902135
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>>902119
Countering the gay with Lancer.

>> No.902138

>>902134
Faggot

>> No.902139

>>902134
No I understand what you're saying, but I'm only gay for Lancer, and I guess Souchirou.

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>>902135
Oh really?

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>>902141
Filthy lies.
We all know that Lancer belongs to Bazette.

>> No.902149
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>>902141
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>> No.902165

>>902149
>>902148
Fine then, Lancers on top.

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>>902165
/y/ exists for a damn fine reason.
Keep your faggotry out of my Lancer.

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>>902178
I don't go to /y/. All this gay crap came from /a/ and /jp/, which should tell you something

>> No.902201

We have a lot of Touhou yuri in here, so let's be fair and give them girls their yaoi fix.

>> No.902209
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>>902196
I am simply telling you to go there. You'll be very welcome.
And everyone knows that /a/ is full of faggots.

I will continue to counter the faggotry.

>> No.902213

>>902201
Girls, on my /jp/? No, you're still a man even when you wear a skirt.

>> No.902223

>>902213
I didn't say I am not a male.

>> No.902225
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>>902209
Keep on telling yourself that, it's only a matter of time until you're openly gay too.

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>>902225
Not saying that I'm straight. Just that all the Archer/Lancer faggotry makes me want to destroy the person who drew it.

>> No.902273
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>>902251
What, You have a problem with Archer! BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!

>> No.902279
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ITT: Lancer vs. the homosexual agenda?

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>>902279
Then, suddenly, this is a Lancer thread.

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>> No.902317

>>902309
Where are their penises?

>> No.902321
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Possibly my favorite.

>> No.902325
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>>902304
>>902279
But Lancer is part of the Homosexual Agenda, so ya.

>> No.902335
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>>902317
In /y/ material, penises do not exist.

>> No.902337
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>> No.902351
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>>902337

>> No.902355

>>902351
Issei h-scene WHERE?

>> No.902360
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>> No.902363

>>902355
in Fate/Stay Night VN for girls.

>> No.902367

>>902360
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>> No.902381
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My biggest problem with F/SN is the fact that fapping to the h-scenes is really hard. They are just so horrible that I laugh through them.
Hell, for the UBW scene I imagined that Lancer was narrating. You guys should try it too.

>> No.902385

>>902381

ＯＨ　ＧＯＤ．　ＴＨＡＴ　ＳＯＵＮＤＳ　ＩＮＣＲＥＤＩＢＬＥ．

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>> No.902387

>>902381
I'm going to try that out once the HF translations are done.

>> No.902388
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>>902374

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suddenly, rider

>> No.902394

THIS THREAD IS GIVING ME A GAY BULGE

>> No.902401

>>902391

ＦＦＦＦＦＦＦＦＦＦＦＦ－

>>902393

ＦＡＰＦＡＰＦＡＰＦＡＰＦＡＰＦＡＰＦＡＰＦＡＰＦＡＰＦＡＰＦＡＰ

>> No.902403
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>> No.902407

>>902393
>>902403

I wish America cosplayers were this awesome.

>> No.902408

>>902403
When nips do something, they do it fucking well.

>> No.902410
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suddenly, rin

>> No.902412

>>902410
in b4 fat Rin

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suddenly, berserker

>> No.902428
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ikinari, karen-sama!

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>>902393
>>902403

And on the other side of the spectrum...

>> No.902433

>>902423
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
END FUCKING THREAD

>> No.902429

>>902423
F.O.E

>> No.902440
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>>902423

>> No.902442
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>> No.902443

>>902423
My sweet Jesus.
Now, I will sleep well.

>> No.902439

>>902423
NO SHIKI DON'T RUN THAT WAY, THAT'S REALLY YUYUKO'S MOUTH!

>> No.902450
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>> No.902454
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>> No.902455

>>902450
Lancer looks kinda like Kaiji here, minus the nose.

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>> No.902464
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>>902455

?

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>>902464
Superb.

>> No.902476
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>> No.902483

>>902464

ＯＨ　ＧＯＤ．

ＭＩＮＤ　ＩＳ　ＢＬＯＷＮ．

>> No.902485
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>> No.902489

>>902476
Rin is so mean.

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>> No.902499
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suddenly, KOTOMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.902579
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>> No.902596

>>902579

He wasn't searching for a command seal.

>> No.902607

>>902596
Issei was his BEST friend.

>> No.903151
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>> No.903166

>>902579
Issei is a sexy bastard. Wheres my Issei route?

>> No.903170

>>902485
Somehow, I cant help feeling that this is the entire culmination of the Ulster Cycle of Myths and Cu Chuellian.
A plastic figure with a massive package based on a h-game misusing myths. My mind is blown.

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>> No.903608

>>903170

lol sabr

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