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An evil wizard appears before you and gives you an ultimatum.
You must choose a single named Touhou to be erased from existence. If can't do that, he will erase the entire Gensokyo with all of its inhabitants.

So, who do you pick?

>> No.9021103

alice

>> No.9021106

I liked these threads better when they were about niggerwizards and I made them.

>> No.9021107
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Yukari

>> No.9021111

Definitely Mokou, without any regrets.

>> No.9021117

Yuugi.

>> No.9021127

Kaguya, since she can not die at she'll be gone.

>> No.9021123

Medicine Melancholy

>> No.9021132

Tewi, fuck Tewi.

>> No.9021135
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>>9021103
>alice

>> No.9021136

Fujiwara

>> No.9021149 [SPOILER] 
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I already talked to this guy and made my request.

>> No.9021146
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The evil wizard picked himself.

>> No.9021152
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9021152

>single named Touhou

>not specifying if PC-98 is included or excluded

GOODBYE KONNGARA I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY

>> No.9021153

An evil wizard appears before you and turns you into an immortal, ageless little girl. The catch is that you still keep your penis and it grows by an inch every time you masturbate.

How long does it take until you become immobile?

>> No.9021162

Tokiko because she's the most irrelevant character in Gensokyo.

>> No.9021157

Okuu

>> No.9021167

>>9021152
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/3734
http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/2750

You will be hated.

>> No.9021170

Orange

>> No.9021174

Reimu because she is a shit main character.

>> No.9021181

>>9021167

>How she raised Marisa

My fucking ass she raised Marisa.

>> No.9021206

Reimu, but no Touhou deserves that. Even Reimu doesn't.

>> No.9021209

>>9021123
Frigg off!

>> No.9021228
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Moonbitch 1.
And nothing of value was lost that day.

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>>9021170
I like how when I search gelbooru for 'touhou orange' all I find is pictures of touhous ... with oranges.

She's just that forgettable. Isn't it sad Orange?

>> No.9021293

ONE? hell I can name several

Flander
Remilia
Okuu
Satori
Koshi
Byakuren
Sanae
Suwako

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>>9021277
Oh wait, I figured out my mistake. I should have looked up orange_(touhou)

There ARE fanart of her.

>> No.9021298

>>9021277
But Orange's already dead, why would anyone choose her.

>> No.9021323

>>9021298
BECAUSE she's dead erasing her from existence is no big deal.

>> No.9021326
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Tanshi butt

>> No.9021328
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Yuugi.

>> No.9021329
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>>9021295
You need the _(touhou) suffix for some of them, yes. Generally if they're unpopular or have one-word or otherwise ambiguous names.

>> No.9021355

>>9021117
>>9021328
Why all the Yuugi hate?

>> No.9021357

I'd convince the evil wizard to return to gamemakerdom.

>> No.9021358

I think I would pick something like Rumia, or maybe Wriggle Nightbug. Now if I wanted to pick a Touhou I don't really like... None of them. I really like all of them ;_;

>> No.9021366

Mima

>> No.9021375

>>9021355
Feel free to replace my choice with Tewi if you can't stand it.

>> No.9021379

>>9021375
But I love all the 2hus.

>> No.9021398

2hus don't exist.

>> No.9021399

>>9021379
Tewi is meant to be hated, you can't love her.

>> No.9021400

neko scarlet

>> No.9021403

This might just be me reading a bunch of Myon Myon Typhoon at once, but Seiga probably deserves the ax.

>> No.9021406

nameless midboss youkai
nameless midboss fairy

>> No.9021412
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>>9021403
Oh you.

>> No.9021419

Even if I picked a Touhou I didn't like, there'd be some kind of void in her place that would make everything really weird.

So idk, I guess I'd pick someone who wouldn't be missed? But, all Touhous would be missed by someone, so it wouldn't be an easy task.

>> No.9021421

Reimu.

>> No.9021438

Rumia

>> No.9021450

Remilia

>> No.9021483

Rinnosuke

>> No.9021488

>>9021419
You could always pick an Aki sister, no one would notice, aside from the other Aki sister of course.

>> No.9021493

>>9021488
I could, but I like them both very much.
I'd rather pick Wriggle.

>> No.9021496

R.*

>> No.9021499

Tokiko

>> No.9021509

Unnamed green-haired fairy.

>> No.9021514
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Rin Satsuki.

Crisis averted.

>> No.9021534

Meira, but probably you have never heard of her.

>> No.9021546
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>>9021509
Why not Nameless Midboss Angel?

>> No.9021550

>>9021534
I have.

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>>9021534
You will be hated also. Because that exchange was the best bit of SoEW.

>> No.9021605

>>9021534
I've heard about her too.

>> No.9021683 [DELETED] 

Thematically, it would probably be Yukari.

It is sweet and proper to die for one's land.

>> No.9021724

Thematically, it would probably be Yukari.

It is sweet and proper to die for one's country.

>> No.9023046

I tell the faggot to fuck off.

Yukari will kick his ass anyways.

>> No.9023066

Evil eye sigma
do tanks count as touhous?

>> No.9023091

Rinnosuke

Definitely Rinnosuke

>> No.9023260

That cancer faggot call Kourin that
fujyoshi's spamming all the time.

>> No.9023273
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9023273

I fight the wizard and save all Touhous.
I'm a wizard in training after all

>> No.9023298

I was trying to find the name of Kasen's giant eagle, but the wiki is down and the wikia one is too shitty to even have that info. There goes my clever answer.

>> No.9023321
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9023321

no regrets
worst 2hu

>> No.9023324

I'll try to convince him to use his power on America instead, and get rid of the niggers, spics, and jews.

>> No.9023343

Five Magic Stones.

>> No.9023395
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Shitty wizard

>> No.9023426

Unnamed Giant Catfish. No harm will be done.

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Big fairy should be erased, so small demon gets more love.

Small demon is the best.

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