/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I had this problem, so I stocked up on empty bottles to give myself a "head start". Either piss somewhere else for a few days or go through a trash bin.

>>9020592
you could just get those gallon jugs from the grocery store

Buy one of those five or ten gallon water jugs they sell at grocery stores. They're about 10 dollars or so, which is a decent price.

It could get a little heavy when full though, so make sure you don't drop it or anything!

>>9020615
>>9020610
The only problem is that I don't think I could finish either of these before I'd have to piss. If I pissed in it regardless, I guess I would save a bit of money on water since the piss would probably be diluted enough (at least for a while) that I wouldn't notice the taste. Eventually though, the ratio of piss to water would become too high, and I'd be back to square one.

What I'm really looking for is something in the range about about 1-1.2L. Thank you both for your concern though.

Why don't you just piss in a toilet?

>>9020631
That's a good question.

>>9020631
Assuming you go to the bathroom twice a day for five minutes each time, you end up spending around 5 hours a month and 60 hours a year on the toilet. In other words, every year, you waste enough time to finish 3 VN routes or 2 JRPGS on a superfluous social ritual. Only normals and retards incapable of rationality and NEETism would be that dumb.

>>9020636
If it takes you five minutes to piss go see a doctor.

>>9020626
>What I'm really looking for is something in the range about about 1-1.2L.

I suggest, then, 2 liter pop/soda bottles or milk jugs if they are available in your nation.

>>9020636
It's not like you don't waste time pissing in a bottle as well. Unless you just jam your dick inside and hope for the best.

Besides, if you're a NEET, I don't think you have to worry about running out of time to do things.

>>9020636
Lol, you're such a nerd.

Just buy gallon jugs. What I do, is if I don't have any spare bottles, I have a few large glass beer mugs that I pee in, and then I cover them with something so I can't smell it. Then when I empty a jug I start peeing into that. Just be careful not to kick the mugs over. Old piss smells pretty awful.

>>9020631
Sorry, I probably should have clarified. My toilet is across the house from my computer, so it's simply more efficient to piss in my empty bottles. I could move my computer closer to my toilet, but then I'd have to connect to the internet via wireless, which makes it harder to play Tera.

>>9020641
I was considering this, but I really don't care much for sweet drinks like soda, unfortunately. It makes me fat.

>>9020652
>buy

But OP is a true NEET. If he buys one jug a week for $0.20, that's $10.40 a year that he could have spent on a tenth of a figure.

>>9020663
Where did I suggest that he buy them regularly? Just a few jugs, and then he can refill them from the tap. You'd have to be insane to keep buying water you can get just as easily from the tap.

>>9020661
I've been thinking about getting a segway. Anyone on /jp/ use one?

>>9020672
If he's willing to travel rather than dispose of them, he can walk to the fucking toilet.

Better drink your own piss

>>9020679
Does your room not have a window? When your jugs are full, simply pour them out at night.

>>9020661
If you have the time to post this shit on /jp/ you can walk to your bathroom. Or just suck it up and use wireless. Tera is for faggots anyways.

>>9020676
How silly.

ITT: OP invents artificial problems so he can qualify himself as a TruNEET™ to /jp/.

>>9020685
I've actually tried this, but my mom keeps a garden under my second-story window, and the last time I poured my piss bottles in it, all of the plants died.

I wouldn't want to put her through that sort of stress again.

>>9020690
I'm going to assume that nobody has any experience with one. I'll make sure to let you guys know how it goes when I get around to ordering one.

>>9020699
I don't think many people would care, to be honest. I'd rather have a wheelchair or something. If I had money, a Segway would be one of the last things I would even think of buying.

Building one might be fun, though:
http://tlb.org/scooter.html

Just get a diaper. Diapers are comfortable

Hay guys, I want to pretend to be a truNEET so I can be loved on an imageboard. To do this, I hear that I must wallow in my own piss like true Japanese. Plz halp.

>>9020710
First off you have to never go outside (which I never do, by the way) and piss in bottles (which I also do, just FYI). Stop speaking to people (I don't even remember what "speaking" is any more because I haven't done it in years) and stop having emotions (if you have emotions, you're a normalfag and /r9k/ is that way [I don't have emotions]).

>>9020695
>>9020710
But I'm remaining anonymous. What could I possibly be gaining from this, other than a recommendation for some bigger water bottles.

Honestly, the nerve of you people.

>>9020741
>I'm remaining anonymous
This doesn't mean anything. I could make a thread attention whoring myself, sans tripcode and everything. What I stand to gain are responses, like in your thread you made instead of posting in one of the general NEET/hikki threads we have right now.

ITT: normals pretending to be NEET pretending to be truNEET.

>>9020768
But then he can't show all his /jp/ friends how wacky and truNEET he is!

>>9020774
I'm actually a NEET pretending to be a normal pretending to be truNEET.

Fo rizzle.

>>9020768
Your rebuttal is laughable and not worth my time to refute.

You should think about buying a cactus, they make for great piss plants and the best part is that you won't have any bottles full of urine to empty out.