/jp/ - Otaku Culture

maybe

Of course, considering I walk around in public dressed as Touhous sometimes.

>>9012972
you are fucking awesome.

>>9012972
You don't belong in /jp/.

I look at myself in the mirror but it's mostly just mirin my swoleness and wishing I wasn't cursed with gyno.

>>9012977
>>9012979
Oh, /jp/. Never change.

>>9012979
not everyone here is NEET you know...

I don't look at mirrors much. Sometimes I forget what I look like.

I'm currently in training and do my best every day to be a wife for my future /jp/-danna-sama!
I already spend much more time than i should crossdressing, thankfully i was born short, skinny and gyno.

>>9012986
Stop writing like a fag.

>>9012996
ok

Is it just me or is that picture completely fucked up in a few places?

>>9012939

My sister once gave me a complete girl transformation makeover, and I hate to say it, but I was damn attractive.... I couldn't look at myself in the mirror because I was too hot.

Weird eh?

Did you ever wrap the towel on your head after taking a shower and pretended to be a woman with long hair?

>>9013018
It's just like my japanese comics.

>>9013026
I do this all the time.
..Because i have long hair, not the pretending part.

when I'm pooping in the bathroom, I sometimes feel my meaty hips and my butthole clenches, because they're so soft even though I'm so thin.
They're perfect for handling on to while having my girlyhole wrecked.

>>9012991

you actually like gyno?

>>9012939
No, I don't. However I often look in the mirror and admire how sexy I am.

>>9013031
i mean pretending the towel was your hair. this obviously does not mean you

>>9013046
Skinny boy with gyno...

Maybe from the waist down.My shoulders are far too wide, my tummy isn't very girly either. My legs do look nice though and I think I have cute knees.

is it wrong that this thread is making me hard?

also, what's gyno

I'd make a horrible trap.
I'm 6'4", i'd be an Amazonian or some shit.

I'm just too hairy. If I were to shave and actually buy some decent girl clothes (rather than using random articles of clothing I stole from my sister 5 or so years ago) I might pass. But I'd have to shave my entire body. And when I shave it grows back too quickly.

>>9012972

I doubt you do.

>>9013063

The things I would do with you, zip-ties, and a bottle of KY...

>>9013068

male breast development, see >>9013063

>>9013068
Gyno if i am not wrong= feminine traits, or maybe that was andro..
Well either way i am sure they ment the one with fem traits, a fairly common thing depending on hormones

My friend had to take male hormones at a young age because his body wanted to be female.
I wish i had talked him out of it, he could have been cute

I don't want to look like a slightly more attractive version of my mom when she was a young woman

>>9013088
But I do. So you should do it anyway.

You guys gay or something?

>>9013093

No we are little girls.

>>9013015
Looks fine to me.

U NYA U NYAAAAAAAAAAA

>>9013096

Its funny because I was JUST about to watch this show before reading your post

>>9013099
Magic, right?

I'm just listening to the damn OP over and over while doing shitty statistics.

I wish I was ripped but I'm too lazy to work out. I think I have pretty wide shoulders, but I'm worried my hips are a little wide too.

>>9013093
There is nothing gay about crossdressing/crossplay.
Its a fun safe and healthy hobby!

Nothing wrong with wanting to look pretty or cool, or lewd for that matter.

>>9013109
You have convinced and I have seen the error of my ways.

You can at least tell me this guy >>9013082 is pretty gay then, right?

I have not worn a skirt in a long time. Feels bad.

>>9013109
Do you really think a white and correct society would accept subhuman men who dresses like girls?
And yes, they are gay.

>>9013109

nothing wrong with dressing up as a girl and getting fucked by a truckload of dicks either.

>>9013119
yeah, I need a nice skirt. The only one I have goes down to my ankles

I'd be one fugly girl... If anything it's due to my hair, and my muscular build.

With some make-up and long hair it might be ok, but my legs and arms would still be manly as fuck.

Personally I don't think I'd ever even try cross-dressing, although then again 10 years from now I might be all into it.

This is my first piece of clothing I have sewn together. It is an A-Line skirt. I don't really have anything to go with it but I am wearing it atm.

>>9013126

I'm not sure if becoming a trap and getting fucked by a truckload of dicks is better than being crushed by loneliness.

>>9013167
You just have to take enough dicks to be mindbroken. Then it's pure bliss.

>>9013167
Death by being crushed by a thousand dicks or loneliness. Heh.

>>9013167
well you don't have to suck a lot of dicks, you could just fine that one guy who wants to love you tenderly

then you won't be alone

>>9013165

To follow up on this, if you have never worn a skirt before and you are sitting on your computer chair and you raise your leg up you will finally realize why girls wear bloomers.

>>9013080
Eh? It's not that outrageous of a claim.
I do have proof, but /jp/ wouldn't like it if I posted it, I'm sure.

>>9013158
Just make one~
It's super easy to do something like >>9013165

>>9013165
Wish i could sew well, the few times i have tried i ended up with a very scary looking panda bear teddy.
It was supposed to be a gift but he turned out so creepy i had to give up on that idea.

Also nice violin do you play it a lot?

I really wish I had the courage and finances to transition. Everyone I've talked to about it has simply told me I was wrong and that I am happy as a man, which has never been true.

>>9013209
But a teddy bear is much, much more complicated than a nice an' easy A-line skirt. As long as you can sew in a more-or-less straight line twice, and an easy curve once, you'll have yourself a custom skirt!

>>9013195

just post it faggot, FUCK.

>>9013212
can't help with the finances, but if you ever want some support/advice here's my AIM

>>9013209

Sewing is not hard, you just need patience and the ability to fall back and figure out what to do. Clothing is like a puzzle piece where you just sew together the pieces. I am by no means a competent sewer, but I know how to get good at it.

And I do play violin a lot. My ambition is to perform touhou songs in touhou costumes one day. Heres my music stand. I really should be working on etudes but whatever

>>9013184
>I must be new around here
what series is that picture from?

>>9013249
Uterrewa rei remano or something like that

it wasn't great, the traps were pretty funny but the rest was generic sword fightin' animu

>>9013216
True enough, i have only really tried to make small things, the teddy is the biggest thing i have almost done right.

I prefer just going out to buy clothes though.

You guys need to get raped real hard so you can learn to stop being so lewd.

>>9013240
>My ambition is to perform touhou songs in touhou costumes one day
never do this.

I also see that you still haven't followed my advice. Remove your fine tuners from the lower strings. learn to tune without them. Your tone will sound like shit no matter what until you do this.

>>9013264

What If I don't learn my lesson and in turns out to be counter-productive, due to my new found rape fetish?

>>9013209
>ended up with a very scary looking panda bear teddy.
It was supposed to be a gift but he turned out so creepy i had to give up on that idea.
Moe.

>>9013269

I'm gonna do it sorry =(

And remove my fine tuners? Do you know how hard it is to get the precise pitch with the clumsy ass knobs?

>>9013264

I would volunteer my pooper for a good raping, but my prostate is all fucked up ... has been since 2009.

>>9013218
Well, if you insist.


/jp/ meetup. Me in the golf vest.

>>9013258
Ah Utawarerumono that was it. Now I remember the series haha, thank you.

>>9013283
Fuck off loser. It's not cute anymore when we are having a crossdressing and love thread, then some faggot ruins the illusion by being ugly and cgl shit.

>>9013293

But crossplay is a sub-genre of crossdressing.

>>9013283
I'd hit it

>>9013283

this picture made me laugh

>>9013283

Would you email me a pic of your bootyhole?

>>9013273
Then you're fucked. Literally.

>>9013279
What happened?

>>9013277
ugh...you're really new to violins aren't you?
don't purely use the knobs for tuning.
here, I don't have the time to go through all of this. I'll grab a google search link for you.

http://www.violins.ca/info/how_to_tune_a_violin_without_fine_tuners.html

I'm gonna sleep tonight thinking of cuddling with you, /jp/.

>>9013293
You can't really see my face, anyways.

>>9013307
no

>>9013114
yeah that's not even gay, that's just fucked up.

>>9013318

That shit looks advanced. And yes, I am new to violin compared to most people who play. I started 9 months ago. And you are saying that the fine tuners ruin the tone on G and D? Or on all the strngs?

BTW i never remember talking to you, but I appreciate the help.

>>9013339

Well I get it, you push the string in to make it sharper and you pull it up to make it flater. But that sounds terrifying.

Is laser hair removal permanent or just long term? The only barrier keeping me from becoming a pristine little girl is unsightly facial and body hair.

It fucking sucks /jp/, i'm 6ft and will never be able to be a cute girl. I have the figure, it's just that i'm too fucking tall.

I dress up on my own but never will others find it acceptable...

This may sound a bit odd but, does anyone have experience with fishnet bodystockings? the sizes on these things say onesize fits all, but i have to wonder how they fit someone with you know.. A flat chest..

They look lewd and i would like to try one, but as a short and skinny male i wonder how they actually work.

>>9013330

I remember seeing lots of these a few years ago, is there a collection anywhere?

>>9013365
some people get a little regrowth but for the most part it's permanent. By the time you have a few hairs creep up you can just get them zapped with electrolysis like a lot of women do

hormones also help reduce body hair (though not facial hair)

>>9013379

It wouldn't be too bad if you're pretty feminine.

Something like this? i dont see why they would not fit you.
That said i dont own anything like it.

Spoliered for 3dpd

All of you could use a few good dickings.

>>9013379
I'm 6'0, it's really no big deal, especially if you have the figure

people ask if I play volleyball (though mostly as a pretext to hit on me) but that's about it

just don't plan on wearing heels

>>9013388
Please dick me, Anonymous.

>>9013389
>just don't plan on wearing heels

That's like all i have...

>>9013393
Y-yes something like that.
I was mostly wondering if any of you little girls knew about these sort of things..As i would like to try one..

I used to but I probably can't do it without the long hair anymore.

>>9013395
I cannot. I don't even know where you live. That's why I said you could use a few dickings.

>>9013400
I cannot give you a definitive answer, but all clothing that is classified as one-fits-all is made to be very stretchy. Unless you are something massive you should be fine.

>>9013409
That is what i thought, i was mostly worried it would end up being to "baggy"? for me in the chest area or something as i am a rather flat and skinny person.

What are some online stores where i can find an outfit like this?

I know it should be easy, but i'm having trouble finding a simple black skirt suit and white blouse.

>/jp/ -Crossdressing, GID, HRT -General
I'm okay with that though i enjoy reading these threads for some strange reason.

>>9013430
Maybe I can have my mom mail some of hers to you.

>>9013419
I'm pretty sure they are like pantyhose and will fit pretty much anything

>>9013419
Yes, that is a natural worry.

I believe that when women wear it, the fabric just stretches to accommodate their chest, so it should fit just nicely.

>>9013430
I've had trouble finding a good suit myself, I finally just broke down and got some nice women's slacks and a fairly tightly fitting black men's suit jacket (luckily the style these days seems to be towards a more fitted look and with my boobs it looks pretty good)

>>9013435

half the reason I come to /jp/ is the touhou discussion, the other half is to masturbate to these kind of threads.

>>9013450
The buttons will be on the other side though!

Well, guess i will have to continue my search...

What kind of men are traps into?

>>9013471
Loving ones from /jp/ obviously.
please dont leave me

>>9013471
That is a pretty broad statement.

Would depend on the person, whether they like other, more masculine men, or men such as themselves, or even girls.

>>9013435
Its a little girls duty to try and help out others of her kind after all!
>>9013419
As far as i know you should have no problems with them. They should work more or less the same way fishnet stockings do.

These things are usually VERY stretchy as they start out looking like a small strange ball of fishnet until you fill them out.
At least that is how my fishnet stockings work.

>>9013471
I prefer women actually. Not that I don't like dicks, I just don't like stereotypically manly men

Maybe a nerdy guy, someone who'd be a cool bro but also fuck me

I really love these threads. I don't know of too many places where a girl can talk about her journey to becoming a woman, and the tenuous relationship she has with her penis in a civilized manner.

I know of 420chan's /cd/, but the people on that board are seriously crazy. Not CRAZY like sparky, mind you. I mean they are psychotic.

>>9013477
Post a picture of your anus.

>>9013492
What's with you and anus?

>>9013501
I just want to beat my dick.

I want to be a trap and take pictures but im self conscious because they seem to have to meet high standards

>>9013501
Anuses are hot.
Girl anuses have that disgusting part of skin that strings in because they have a vagina, and not a beautiful perineum that ties in with testicles.

>>9012991
How do I acquire you, Saten anon?

>>9013536
saten anon has already sucked dicks of random men.
Impure slut.

Will I ever make a good trap?
I think if I shave and put on a dress maybe...

>>9013548
No one asked for your opinion, nerd.

>>9013571
Wax all that hair and lose all the muscle and you could look cute. If you get on HRT you could be pretty even, especially if you are still in your early 20s.

>>9013571

Ooo La La!

>>9013536
Try searching the grass on the south of /jp/ during the night time, if lucky you can run into him there.

Remember to bring a masterball

>>9013587

Don't forget the circumcision.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and realize I'd be a great trap. but then I remember

>>9013476
>>9013447
Thanks anon and saten-anon, i think i will buy one it looks like i could have lots of lewd fun in it, and i think they look sexy i hope it works out well.

>>9013661
Good luck anon-kun with your lewd play~
Now i kinda want one as well..

>>9013661
And now i'm going to fap to the thought of a cute /jp/sie trap fapping while wearing a lewd fishnet thingy

>>9013318
One question. It seems to me applying pressure above the nut is going to have the same slackening effect as pulling on the string with the thumb. I mean sure you're pulling above the nut, but what keeps the string from sliding through the nut as during normal tuning?

>>9013624
get the fuck out of here and back in /cgl/

stop flaunting your vagina

>>9012939
Uhm... yes? At least I did a couple years ago when I didn't even have to do anything to get mistaken for a girl.
Alas, it'd be too much hassle now and I started lifting anyway.

>>9013789
What is that originally from?

>>9013789
And I'm going to fap to the thought of /jp/ getting turned on by other /jp/sie traps.

woah, this thread is disgusting

I want to make love to a /jp/sie trap ;_;
I want her to use my warm erect cock as a dildo... I'd be your faceless man.
If there was one near me I would even fully finance her transition.

>>9015351
>finance her transition.
That's a lot of money.

>>9015383
How much?

That feel when my face is too masculine but not in a "manly" way, but in a podgy "this is obviously a man" way.

>>9015387
$500,000 US dollars, approx.

>>9015387
We're talking tens of thousands of dollars a year.
And then thousands of dollars a year after most of the work has been done.
The penis removal is expensive, but I assume you don't want that done anyway, so it's not included.

>>9015391
Facial surgery would help massively. But also at great cost.

Nah my body is too manly for that.

>>9015396
Wouldn't hormone therapy not enough for most /jp/sies to look like a proper trap?

>>9015427
It's a complicated process. Hormones are expensive.

>>9015396
Wouldn't hormone therapy be enough for most /jp/sies to look like a proper trap?

>>9015395
500k!?
I don't have that kind of money ;_;
Okay, you will have to settle with my cock... sorry...

Ex trap here. I sometimes dressed as a pretty girl at the end of high school and then stopped after cause I just got too hairy. I've greatly considered lazer hair removal but I'd rather a cheaper alternative to hiding facial hair shading. Any money I make just goes to figurines and manga anyway. Oh well

>>9015438
Hormones, psychologysts, hair removal, several rounds of surgeries, and whatever complications the gods send your way.

This is the only reason I am able to believe the spiel transgender people make rather than your average gay one. If these people go to such lengths, then perhaps there is some truth in it after all.

>>9015445
>psychologysts
that's not necessary at all

>>9015457
It is, because you need to see them before any doctor will prescribe you hormones.
You can self medicate but that's always not advised.

I really want to become a trap, but it's impossible because of all my body hair and generally un-feminine build. I don't have a lot of money to throw at the problem either, and I'm too depressed or just lethargic most of the time to put any sort of effort into anything. Oh well.

>>9015487

Literally this.

>skinny as shit so there is potential, but have hideous leg hair and an awful face

I came about halfway through this thread.

Oh well, guess I'll bookmark it and save the rest for a rainy day.

>>9012980
>can lift crazy weights
>can run a sub-4hr marathon
>can't run away from wanting to be a cute girl
>can't lift all my tears

T-the sun's so bright, b-but it's r-raining...right?

cursed with tons of body hair and broad shoulders

having testosterone is suffering ;_;

Am I the only one on /jp/ who is content with being a male and has never wanted to wear a skirt or act feminine? Don't get me wrong, I'm not a bigot or anything, it just isn't my thing. I wouldn't mind making someone a real girl, though.

>>9015569
I wouldn't want to go full trap, but I wish I had the luxury (read: figure) to mess around and be the little girl for a day now and then

I wish being a trap was more socially acceptable, I'm short and slender but I don't have anywhere near enough guts to go through with it. I just want to be cute....

Remember how the "little girl" thing used to be a joke and /jp/ wasn't full of /cgl/ wannabes who want to suck cock and succumb to worldly desires?

>>9015612
You can be a trap in private with me... I'll accept it and call you cute...

>>9015612
Just do it then.
If you do it right nobody will notice.
If you can't make it unnoticeable then just do it in secret.
You don't need the permission of society to feel good.
If it's attention you are looking for you could always camwhore on the internet

>>9015623
>a joke
it was never a joke, you just realized it now

>>9015623
Seems to me that me people here just want to be cute.
Some little girls have always liked dicks but that is just how it is.

>>9015623
Maybe when moot said it. But moot also hates lolicon. Is liking lolicon a joke too?

>>9015633

Naw I'm not an attention whore, never was or will be. I don't know, I was always the small quite one who was friends with the girls so it just seems right.

I-I guess I'l do it once I have the space to fully commit to it.

>>9015669
There's space in my bed

>>9015675
Don't listen to him anon-chan, my bed is better, come to me.

>>9012939
all the time

>>9015688
>>9015675

Sorry but I would still be straight, you can watch though...

>>9015715
You mean that you'd be gay. You'd be a lesbian.

>>9015715
Can I just suck your cock? sucking a cock is gay but getting yours sucked is not, so you'd be fine. It's just mindless pleasure. It's more convenient than fapping because you have both hands free to do what you want and I'd clean all your cum by swallowing it.
It's a great deal.

>>9015741

Yeah I would actually do that, you can suck my cock while I browse the net in my cute outfits. It's not very big though, just a little under average.

Sadly I don't have the right facial shape to be a good trap

>>9015569
I'm a pretty masculine guy and don't have a single complaint. Included in my lack of complaints is the prevalence of submissive, feminine /jp/ers I can fantasize about physically dominating and bringing to new worlds of pleasure.

>>9015759
Sounds like a cute cock, I want to service it... we have a deal.

Who let these sluts on /jp/?

>>9015828
We'll have to punish them Anon, with our dicks

>>9015828
Most of them are probably from /r9k/ or /soc/. Just ignore this thread and hope they won't stay for too long.

>>9015847

Just because some of us want to be cute doesn't mean we want the attention or relationships normalfags do.

If I shaved and stuff I'd be cute, but I'd be a total whore if it worked and would probably end up working as a prostitute for little to no pay.

>>9016036
take my money please>>9012939

>>9015650
>But moot also hates lolicon.
He's just been tsundere about it recently.

>>9016060
fuck i didn't mean to quote the op

>>9015511
>Bookmarking a thread on 4chan

>>9016073
Bookmark this
*pulls in cock*

>>9015575
Yeah, this. It's also a fetish of mine to be dominated as a trap.

>>9016131
I'd love to dominate a cute jper like you

>>9016131
Getting gangraped by 4 or 5 guys with loud club music in the background, treating you like their personal cum toilet? something like that?

I want to be one of the guys forcing you to swallow my dick

>>9016185
Yeah, something like that. In a more intimate one-on-one setting as well.

>>9015853
What about all the posts in this thread about sucking cocks and becoming a personal sex slave for someone?

You people are fucking disgusting. Little girls would never do such lewd things.

>>9016185
Being forced to ride and sevice master's cock as a cute trap with loud club music is my fetish.

>>9016307
Come to me Anon, I will make your wish cum true

I am like this most of the time

>>9016347
forgot image
http://www.sparky4.net/depressedasfuck.jpg

>>9016348
Oh god.

Sparky I assumed you weren't very photogenic and you could passably be cute, but this has proven me wrong. No amount of hormones can save you. I am so sorry.

>>9015821
I'm sad that this is never likely to happen. I mean, I see these all the time, but has anyone actually met up to do something like this?

I would.

>>9015569

No, it's just the bias in the posts. We have cross dressing threads, but no "I'm normal and well adjusted" threads for obvious reasons.

What the fuck's a gyno? I've only seen that term being tossed around recently.

>>9016415
I have not really been reading this but I assume it is short for gynecologist.

>>9016415
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

>>9016422
So people actually believe they've developed this? Moobs are a different thing.

>>9016364
You're sad? get on my level nerd ;_;

I always make those kind of posts but I know that there's just 3 people from my 3rd world country besides me browsing /jp/ and they're probably not into these kind of things.
I think people from the USA or even the UK would have it much easier. I must admit I want this so much I would be willing to travel quite far to have hot sex with a /jp/ trap, but nobody will post their real location here, specially if it's a weird place that could single them out

I want my own love story with lots of crossdressing and cocksucking.

>>9016357
Well there is always surgery.
Brain surgery. I believe the procedure is called a lobotomy. But joke aside, Sparky needs to raise some funds.

>>9016307
Does it have to be with loud club music?
I'd rather have you as a gothic maid and play classical music while violating your insides.

>>9016473
What country are you from?

i have gyno and nice legs.i could have nice long hair in 6 months since it grows fast. i think my shoulders would be the only problem.

why the fuck i'm answering this

>>9016513
All /jp/ers who have fallen under its influence feel the call.

>>9016515
>its influence
"It" what?

Summer hit /v/ full force today, I hope /jp/ doesnt mind a few refugees. This seemed like the right thread to ask.

How long should a person lurk /jp/ before starting to participate? I already know some of your memes like 2hou and >kawaii uguuuu!!
Also how do you feel about trolling?

Polite selfsageru since I know you people are xenophobic.

>>9016525
Lurk moar.
/v/ refugees never learnt how to lurk. It's a very important skill to learn.
Shut up and you might learn something.

>>9016525
Refugees? I'd say you're summershit as well

>How long should a person lurk /jp/ before starting to participate?

What the fuck kind of a question is this? Go fix your cancerous board and fuck off.

>>9016525
It does take a while to get used to things on /jp/. The saging, shitposting etc..
In other words, lurk the fuck more.

>>9016530
>>9016531
>>9016538
Guys. He comes from a place that's long since been shit. He claims that only recent did it become "cancer". His first course of action was migrate to /jp/. It doesn't take a sherlock holmes to figure out what kind of person he is. Just ignore him and he might go away.

>>9016501
I am afraid to say because it could be problematic.
Post your location instead please?

>>9016550
Oh, so you're finnish. Yeah, you guys are jerks.

>>9016531
>Go fix your cancerous board and fuck off.
/v/ is beyond fixing, and has been for years.
>>9016525
>How long should a person lurk /jp/ before starting to participate?
I'd say a month or so should be enough before trying to post, these days. More like three before you try and make a thread.
It's not so much about recognizing memes, as about the style and standards expected here though, so bear that in mind when you're watching.

/jp/ is the loneliest place on the planet.
So many little girls, so many willing erections, yet separated by thousands of miles.

>>9016556
Precisely. If he comes from a place that's beyond fixing and he thinks that place was good before summer hit, what do you think that makes him?

>>9016552
I'm not finnish ;_;

:--DDD
no I'm not, seriously
I'm European though, but far from Finland

>>9016567
Albania?
That’s in Europe and it’s a third world country.

If you want to fit in, just put "sage" in the email field and type "Reported" in every thread, as often as needed.

That's all it takes to be a good /jp/er. Get to work.

>>9016563
I-is the answer cancer?

>>9016525
You can post here when you capture all of Koishi's cards

Could you please gender confused kiddies go spread your AIDS on /soc/? Thank you

>>9016570
Do you even want to hook up? post your location instead. It's not Albania but I won't deny anything more until you post something yourself.

>>9016583
Take it easy~
Not everyone was born a little girl

>>9016580
Don't get your hopes high, it's probably Srbija.

>>9016501 here
I wasn't asking as some kind of hookup thing, I was just curious

>>9016583
>implying I'm not virgin
>implying I will be able to lose my virginity with a /jp/sie
do they have trap threads at /soc/?
i greentexted because someone from /v/ came and the board quality level just went down a notch

>>9016600
Yes they do. Now can you please go there?

>>9016595
I suspected as much faggot. I'm not giving away my location for nothing but a sexy trap

>>9016600
Nobody is implying anything, and that makes you a faggot.

>>9016602
Liar, how do you know if it disgusts you so much? you wouldn't browse that board if that was the case.
I doubt they have trap threads and other boards are nasty and mean.

Traps are gay, y're all faggots.

>>9016616
>2012
>not being gay for traps
Faggot.

>>9016613
They do have trap threads, but even those are full of normals.
Nothing but normals.
I sometimes suffer moments of weakness and wonder what normalfags think, then immediately regret tasting the foul, pus filled dystentry water.
Directing anyone to /soc/ is more than an insult, it's degrading.

>>9016613
Here you go
>>>/soc/11310689
I looked it up just for you, ain't I nice? There are probably more though.
No need to thank me.

>>9016530
>>9016531
>>9016538
Magnificent, just magnificent. Such tight discipline. I'm not actually staying, most of that post was ironic. But just so you know, that white blood cell hivemind was inspiring.

>>9016357
that actually the worst image of me

>>9016642
We have tight girly asses too.

>>9016357
I am sad and depressed as hell ALL THE TIME

>>9016650
Prison will help you to solve that.

>>9016634
Thanks, but nobody in the vicinity of thousands of kms. And also part of my fantasy is that my lover is a fellow /jp/sie that likes /jp/ stuff like me. We could play danmaku and then suck our cocks.

>>9016606
Well I'm not giving my location either because I think it's even more problematic than the location I think you're from, so no dice for you, chump. Weren't you so desperate for tight girly ass that you'd travel great distances just to get it? How is stating where you're from, anonymously, on an anonymous message board, in a semi-dead thread harder to do than that?

>>9016648

There are no good images of you.

>>9016672
What location do you think I'm from?

would I make a good trap

>>9016684

>>9016676
You'll make a good cocktoy for a pack of horny niggers in jail.

>>9016676
>>9016686

Gonna need to see your face and less obfuscating clothing.

Initial outlook is positive

>>9016682
Shqipëria?

>>9016692
I took this image to show off my curves

I hate my hands

>>9016676
>>9016686
I'd hit it

>>9016692
You must be really horny/sexually repressed if you find that attractive.

>>9016682
Portugal.

>>9016698
I'd hit your face for being a faggot.

>>9016703
Maybe.... let's suppose that's true. Now what do we do?

>>9016686
Would fuck!

How does one suck a dick without forming any kind of relationship and without using a glory hole?

>>9016692
I'm not posting my entire face

this is the best you'll get

I have girly hands
http://www.sparky4.net/+4/4/src/1335905981493.jpg

>>9016720
I'd let you suck my dick no strings attached almost like one of those floating dicks, do you want to taste it?

>>9016713
It's a shame I can't be a NEET detective. It looks like I'm cut for the job.

It makes me sad that I got these interests so late in life and will never be as cute as I want to be. Certainly, no one would be interested in an old hag like me. Either way, it is not like anyone ever sees me, so there is no reason to stop trying.

>>9016634
The problem with /soc/ is that they are way too sexual. They just can't appreciate that a cute and modest outfit is better than having your dick hanging out. Plus, deluding yourself into thinking you are your favorite character helps you get closer to them.

>>9016720

ur dad lol

>>9016722

You have nice lips at least

I can't tell if you're ugly or not though so I 'unno

>>9016722

>>9016722
Those pimples are worrying, but who cares? A butterface trap is still better than a butterface 3D woman, in my opinion.

Great, now this turned into a camwhoring thread.

Why the fuck is this shit on /jp/ and not /soc/? You are no different than them.

>>9016740
stress acne

>>9016729
I'd love you long time, you distinguished lady.

>>9016741
We just had a /v/irgin outing himself itt a few posts ago. Apparently summer's got to them. I wouldn't be surprised if more people itt come from there as well.

>>9016741
no we don't show genitals unlike the /soc/ swine

>>9016752

>>9016713
You're portuguese? How many touhou games did you beat? This is important. I'm not a crossdresser nor a fag, though.

>>9016752
Yeah, that totally makes it acceptable.

>>9016757
I'm not portuguese, I lied to the previous anon.

>>9016755
Gross.

>>9016629
I sometimes wander through those threads when my urges are so strong I can barely repress my 3DPD instincts. My resolve strenghtens immediately.

>>9016752
this is a worksafe board tho

thats kind of a given tbh

http://irc.sparky4.net/+4/4/src/1335905981493.jpg

I desperately wish I was a girl.

I'm seeing a gender therapist who's holding me back from hormones because I'm "too depressed," so now I'm on antidepressants hoping the happy pills work so I can get a shot at becoming a girl

it makes me so frustrated to just be constantly reminded that I'm a broken, delusional, borderline psychotic reject of society that nobody will ever love in any real way

and the worst part is I'd do anything to just be rid of it all... to not have these thoughts any more, to not be depressed.

If there was a pill I could take to just make me happy as a male instead of this fucked up tranny with a girl brain and a ugly guy body, I'd take it.

But at the same time I'd saw off my own leg with a rusty bonesaw if it meant I could wake up as a dumpy nerdy girl with an acne problem.

Why am I so fucked up?

>>9016771
I saw your hands you petty camwhore. The super nintendo was far better. Nostalgia'd hard.

>>9013063
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>>9016722
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>>9016755
>>9016733

>>9016771
blah blah subhuman bla blah ban evasion

ITT: attention-whoring off-topic hook-up bullshite with hyphens.

Also sparky, who is permabanned. But no, our meido is too busy deleting VIDEO GAMES THREADS. Far bigger priority than transvestite blogging.

>>9016784
Is he fapping behind the blinds

Post limit -1.

AST?

I will never fuck a trap from /jp/ ;_;

>>9016777
your not the only one suffering from this