/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Kcal ingested > Kcal burned while your glycemic index is high, most likely.

It doesn't matter, if you were in the hug thread you'd realize /jp/ loves you as you are.

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>>9013113

You probably couldn't even wrap your arms around me cuz im so FAT

You may want to lay of the smoked cheese friend.
Also cut back on any unhealthy food and start with a simple walk everyday, this can later on be upgraded to a jog.

You can change if you really wanted to OP.

Stop eating.

Kuroko > Shitoko

Post your MSN smoked pig, I'll tell you why

>>9013123
FATASS JOG BEEEEEEEEEWBEEZZZZ ZZBUZZBUZZZ W:

LAWL

>>9013133
smoked.cheese@live.com

Don't believe what I say because I'm in denial. Please stop me from being fat

>>9013140
Just have sex, then you'll get the motivation when your dick is so small from crazy amount of pubic padding, or you can't get hard because being so fat nothing works properly with your body.

>>9013140
PERSONAL INFO!! RULES VIOLATEIONED

xDDDDD

YOU ARE ON FOUR CHAN, FOUR CHAN HAS A SET OF CUSTOMS WHICH YOU MUST FOLLOW OR BE A FAG -- ARE YOU A FAG???I mean, okay you are, you aren't even arguing about that one, but you still shouldn't post people's email addresses on here as supposedly your own whilst being and acting like a gay faggot.

Just sayin'

>>9013156

Por que?

>>9013145
Not that guy, but I just want to say that my penis is a bit longer and thicker than the average.

>>9013166
>For why?
lol I dunno, they're just barely enforced ever, but here they are in full again in case you actually didn't know 'em. http://www.4chan.org/rules

>>9013175
Why is there an email field every time you post then?

>>9013175

But that's my MSN I posted

>>9013170
Not that guy, but I just wanted to say my penis is probably bigger than yours.

>>9013203
Please post a picture

Why are you so fat?
Because you eat too much OP
Why am I so thin?
It's because I don't eat.

>>9013403
gimme ur lard

>>9013115
no one can wrap their arms around me cause i'm really fat as well

How do you get food? All you need to do is cut off your access to regular food, and replace it with bland food that you wouldn't want to even overeat. Don't listen to those guys saying to exercise, I know that's too hard for you. And nobody wants to be the fatty jogging.

The fact of the matter is cardio only helps you lose weight by upping the amount of energy you expend, so that the energy you take in isn't enough to cover it, so your body starts eating itself from within the make up the difference, starting with fat. There's no need to go through that trouble when you can just eat less to start with.

It's like flooding your kitchen sink with water and then wiping it all up, rather than simply not overflowing the sink to begin with.

>>9013418

im depressed so i eat plus everyone makes fun of me cuz all i do is play League of Legends and have my mom cook for me all da time O_o''

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKs0oEIVOck

Have you tried this OP?

Go back to /a/ shitposting shitsack.

>>9013377
Please. I want to compare dicks.

Oh, who the hell let you out of your cage?
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>>9013438
Move out. It is a lot easier to control your diet when your parents aren't shoving 5000 kcalories of food in your face every day "so their little girl can grow up healthy".

>>9013438
Kill your mother, that way you've cut off your access to food. That's the key. It becomes less about willpower and more about inevitability.

I rarely get off my computer to eat, so I stay really skinny.

Get out of /jp/ Abby/Nagi.

Go back to /MAL/ or /Formspring/

>>9013472

how will i live if i kill my mom? how will i get my lard supply? pls dun say crazy things like murderers

>>9013493
Have sex with her. Say you can't get laid and she had to take responsibility. She'll cut back on your food intake meanwhile you get some pussy and exercise, win-win.

>>9013484

Well, it looks like I'm caught making Smoked Cheese look hella fat! Time to retreat to the super secret IRC~

>>9013504
Who da fuck r u

>>9013504

That was sarcasm by the way...

>>9013508

Shut the fuck up, Fukune. I still want to push my .40 Glock inside your vagina.

/a/ is ass imploded crazy dude. Once I searched my name there on the archive and saw e-autist tripfriends that I don't even know talking about me.

>>9013510
>>9013504
Get the fuck out of here, you fucking attention seeking drama queen. No one's impressed.

Go play Maple Story with that fat psychopath Gook bitch you're friends with.

>>9013510
You can't comprehend the number of fucks I don't give. They are immeasurable because I give none.

Take your shitposting and retarded tripdrama out of /jp/

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>>9013123
who is this girl??

>>9013523

Wow, Abby was your friend asshole.

>>9013538
That is one of Saten-san's friends from the same show Saten is from.

did you eat too much smoked cheese? you should share next time :3

>>9013519
Thats not fukune. Either way, leave fukune alone you shit.
The purest and kindest person on /jp/ doesn't need to be bullied like that.

Why is /jp/ full of unknown namefags today?

guys

guys

plz dun fight cuz im fat :(((

>>9013502
Different guy, but I once saw my mom sleep pantsu-less.. so I saw that as an invitation. She woke up halfway and it was really awkward. Nowadays she just provide for me and leave me alone, unless I specifically ask for more food, allowance or whatever.

>>9013543
I haven't seen any of these people before either. Maybe some /a/ irc decided it would be nice to post on /jp/.

because you have no self motivation or respect/value for your body,health,life.

Also, hold on a second, let me put on my detective hat.

You suddenly pop into this thread as soon as your name is mentioned, despite the fact that you're almost never in /jp/

And Nagi and fake Smoked Cheese are never in the thread at the same time.

My same person sense is going nuts. I would like to call this the Smnagi theory.

>>9013541

Yeah, beneath that fake innocent person is a crazy snitching ass fat bitch. Fuck Fukune. That bitch reported Abby, Lelouch, Emperio, Xar and everyone. That's what he told me on Steam. No wonder Tokiko hated that bitch.

EVERYBODY'S FUKUNE!

>>9013550
Oh no, some shitty tripfags have formed a covenant!
Our days are numbered!
The dark lord shall be summoned, and our souls will be forfeit!

>>9013567
lol im fat every1 xD

>>9013566
No one cares. Go away.

The sad part is you don't realize the reaction trying to bring middle school level drama to a place like fucking /jp/ is going to elicit.

Go away.

>>9013577
Is your mom hot? Maybe you could get some exercise there...

>>9013566
Thus spoke the captain of the High School /a/ bitch team.

I almost feel sorry for currybutt. Almost.

>>9013566
>Tokiko hates them
I already like this person.

let's box in real life currybutt

what you scared of fag?

>>9013566

can you fucking /a/ attention whores go the fuck away?

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>>9013600
There's no drama, if you're in your mama.

You aren't NEET long enough.
Believe me, best diet ever.

>>9013583

I feel sorry for CurryButt too. Because he doesn't have a life :(

>>9013564

You're free to think whatever. I tried to explain to Smoked Cheese but he's too retarded. Sup Deepfag, if you're in this thread, I'll find you one day and woop your ass. I know you and Manny hang out sometimes and I roll through Modesto like it ain't no thang, cuzzin.

>>9013613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM&feature=relmfu

We can be in each others mama's.

>>9013596
Dude, take it easy
Count the number of fucks and the number of nonfucks in your post.
Is it really that difficult to type anything else? Kids these days and their sekret klubs.

>>9013619
Aren't you just copying Taiga's routine?

nagi doesn't have lard cuz she's skinnyer than me O_o

>Oh no, this tripfag and that tripfag and the other tripfag posted something about a tripfag and another tripfag!

Reported, take your shit to IRC. OP, delete your thread.

>>9013619
That's nice.

Now get out.

>>9013622
I'm not into NTR ; ;

>>9013625

I like Taiga, she's my role tripmodel but I would never try to imitate her. Taiga has a brain unlike Smoked Cheese. Unfortunately, I know they got each others back so fuck them.

>>9013633

All that lard is destroying your brain ;_;

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Someone get NSJ in here.