/jp/ - Otaku Culture

By working constantly, and gambling like a fucking nutcase with other people's money when I'm not doing that or sleeping.

Let's be honest, none of us are even NEET. We're all just faggy students or people who wish we were truNEET.

>>9012675
>none of us are even NEET
Speak for yourself. I don't go out for months at a time and I don't do anything all day. What else could I be?

>>9012675
>We're all just faggy students or people who wish we were truNEET
Speak for yourself.

>>9012688
>>9012689
truNEETmind

Sleeping a lot. I'm on a sleep schedule where I wake up at 11pm and go to bed before noon. It's quiet and cool during the night.

>>9012688
>>9012689

It's just you, I'm afraid. The rest of us are just pretending.

Don't get me wrong, I want to be truNEET. I just can't take the poverty.

by playing a fuckton of games and watching Japanese pro wrestling

>>9012693
Woah this sounds pretty smart.
Come to think of it, I should do this.

>>9012688
>>9012689
Not him, but you guys need to learn to have a laugh a little.

Rather than play along, "Oh yeah, I earn 80k and I'm happily married," you always jump in to defend yourselves. You don't have to qualify yourself to us. Take it easy!

>Let's be honest, none of us are even NEET

Just because there are few underaged faggots who pretend to be NEET to fit in, some people here are actually NEET.

I, for example, am one.

>>9012695
>I just can't take the poverty
I've got a better NEET life than most. I live with my mum. I don't get any money from her, but I still eat the food and build up the electricity bill. I feel incredibly guilty when I see her, so I stay out of her way whenever possible. I'm know I'm leeching, but I couldn't see myself having a normal life or even a job. I was even so lazy that I skipped the work experience thing in school.

>>9012675
Even if that is true we are all NEET in /jp/.

>>9012675
>We're all just faggy students or people who wish we were truNEET.
Speak for yourself, I've been a NEET for almost 11 years.

>>9012717
just... how old are you Sudo?

>>9012734
11

Nobody on /jp/ is a virgin. Everyone gets mad pussy frequently.

>>9012734
27.

>>9012736
COMEDY GOLD.

>>9012743
Speak for yourself.
truVIRGIN reporting.

Not NEET but unemployed

Quit cause of what would be labeled as "personality differences"

Boss was just a royal douche. Just cleanin and browsin

>>9012736
That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.

>>9012764
>>9012740
i'm sorry

>>9012754
truVIRGIN
truHIKI
truNEET

I am a Triple Crown Champion

Drinking copiously and playing my RPGs.

Can't take it easy. Gotta call up my stupid naggy case worker about my autismbucks.

What a hassle.

I'm watching Nyaruko. It's pretty shitty.

>>9012806
I sent my worker an e-mail.
He didn't respond.

I think my eyesight is getting worse. I'll probably need glasses soon. I don't want to have to tell my mom.

>>9012744

Holy shit, you're so old. 3 more years, Sudo... 3 more years.

I'm so bored. I need something to waste time on.

>>9012806
Speaking of which, is there something I can say to these guys to get them off my back for more than a few weeks? Every mail, phonecall or email I get from them agitates my NEETsymptoms and I get even worse, get irrational and irritable, prone to violent moodswings and a lot more reclusive to protect my own family. I didn't even greet my own mom a happy mothers day because I got so stressed over the weekend since I got the reminder mail on friday. I just holed up for 3 days straight and now I'm forcing myself to call tomorrow.

The things I do for autismbucks.

>>9012824
>27
>so old

Get a load of this faggy mid 90's kid.

>>9012833
Doujins.
Go outside at night.
Replay 2hu.
Practice japanese.
Draw.
Read a book.
Other video games.
Try programming.
Go for a swim somewhere secluded.

But if you're in "that" boredom state where everything and anything is boring, just continue your day until you go to sleep.

>>9012855
>But if you're in "that" boredom state where everything and anything is boring, just continue your day until you go to sleep.
If anyone mentions boredom on /jp/, it is definitely that state.

>>9012863
Then there's nothing we can do, its why I'm on /jp/ after all.

I wonder how long I would last without the internet.

Go play Sega Saturn.

>>9012873
I'd be good for about a day or so. I'd probably get shit done. The reason why I'm constantly getting distracted from my hobbies is so that I can fuck about on imageboards.

>>9012879
I was once banned for a week.
I ended up being impatient the whole time and did nothing productive.

>>9012873
I once had to go without internet connection for two weeks because of telephone line problem with my provider.

It wasn't that bad, I became pretty good at painting miniatures.

You should never underestimate how resourceful your NEET spirit can be.

>>9012873
Didn't have internet -- or electricity at all -- back in an ice storm in '07, for about 2 weeks. Wasn't too difficult. Spent each day pacing and cleaning, then going to bed at 6 PM with the help of Nyquil.

>>9012896
I wish I could be like that. I went without internet for about a week due to computer failure and every second felt like forever, every day I woke up knowing I had no internet I wished I were dead. That was one of the hardest weeks of my life.

>>9012914
> every second felt like forever, every day I woke up knowing I had no internet I wished I were dead.
Happened to me as well, was quite the horror.

I wish I was like the NEETs that aren't in need of a computer per say, just something to do but would gladly choose a computer first if given the option.

I'm not planning on taking it easy at all.

I'm planning on reading /jp/, reacting to every shitposter, screaming at the monitor, and throwing peripherals at the walls. No easy allowed zone.

>>9012691
You're not a truNEET, though, faggot.

Being a NEET doesn't automatically make you a truNEET.

>>9012934
But you are taking it easy, in your own NEET way.

Compared to working in a dead end job, you're living the dream.

>>9012949
You're implying I think I am a truNEET because I quoted two posts.

I'm not even from this board usually.

>>9012873
I would still dick around on the PC, even without internet. I would go through my backlog first, though, so that's a plus, I guess.

>>9012966
I actually meant to respond to the two other people but quoted your post instead.

Whatever, no one is a truNEET here.

>>9012975
>backlog
Oh man I tried doing that when my internet was out, EVERYTHING looked uninteresting.
Its like I was longing to download something more new but as soon as I'd get the chance to download it, it would end up backlogged.

>>9012983
Yeah, I know what you mean, it seems like I enjoy downloading stuff more that watching / playing it.

Everything was just so dull and lifeless.

>>9012988
I guess it feels like time is still, there's only you and there's nothing to do.
But when you're on the internet, you feel sort of alive, reading posts on /jp/, wanting to download new things etc.

>>9012999
Yeah, it feels like that, but you don't get shit done, and when you finally go to sleep, you can't even remember what you've done.

OP here.
Thank you for responding to my thread, I usually get no replies so it feels like a nice change.

I'm going to try pretending I'm boldly confident. Maybe if I'm lucky, I might actually start thinking that way a little....

But probably not. I can always drink so I feel more confident if it doesn't work. Then maybe I can talk to people and remember it so it's easier next time.

>>9012714

Should have worked at your old primary school. My only duties were playing with the children and supervising reading groups.

I found out that a gas station a mile away from my house has 44 oz slurpees for 84 cents. I'm planning on going twice a week to get one.

I'm going to the spa on sunday. And the rest of the week I will read visual novels, play vidya, and watch some anime.

>>9013151
Fuck, I haven't had a slurpee in close to a decade. Now I want one.

Employer approved 2 weeks of paid study leave. I guess I can use some of the time to play truNEET.

beer, console RPGs, beer, touhou practice, finding money for beer, console RPGs, not doing anything I've previously mentioned because of imageboard distraction syndrome (except drink beer), rinse, repeat
that and sleeping from 7am to 6pm. because daytime is when the people come out. At night I can move about peacefully, and be the only person in the store wherever I go.