/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You could try Uncle Remus' guide if you're brave enough.

Follow the guide.
If you're ignorant of the guide, search/lurk.

>>9006812
Yes, I'm new to /jp/. I won't pose or hide that. That being said, I haven't been able to find the guide yet.

tako Luka O:

>>>/r9k/

lil

Are you in America? If so give it up.

The meager pittance they give you is hardly worth all the lawyers and court days. You can only live off $600 a month if you live with your parents for the rest of your life anyway and once they die then what.

Become a woman and an ethno-racial minority

Be poor, autistic, black/Injun and transfemale!

You're really gonna make it without marriage and inheritance or bank account, thanks USA.

>>9006835
>>9006844
The /jp/ isn't working right for some reason.

>>9006809
TEH OP HAS TEH AUTISM. ( >>>/pol/ )

>>9006835
So they only give you $600 bucks a month? That's net of lawyer and doctor costs right? I only have a bit of money saved up so I don't think I could cough up months worth of legal fees up front. I don't want to have to get run over by a car to qualify either though. Mental 'illnesses' are just fine right? Are there any particular disorders that are easier to qualify with?

I'm in a similiar situation, first of all I live in germany. I had a somewhat rough childhood - can elaborate on that if necessary - and find myself to show some signs of a depression.
For example i can go 2 days without eating anything or even feeling hunger and a couple of other typical things

I dont think this would be enough though

I was diagnosed with autism at a young age and have never had trouble getting money. I know a few other autistic fucks who were diagnosed older and seem to have a problem getting it. But their parents might also be lazy fucks who never put that much effort into trying to get it. I live in America btw and get about $850 worth of autism bucks per month.

>>9006844
Affirmative action applies to qualifying for disability handouts too? Dammit. Unfortunately I ain't Tyrone from the ghetto or son of chief no-tax-build-casinos.

Anyone have a link to that Remus guide? Did try googling and some archived threads but no links.

>>9007245
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/6512844/#6512945

>>9007266
You seem to have posted a link to facebook.

Here's a link to the guide.
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/thread/S6512844#p6512945

I get $720 a month from using the Uncle Remus method.

Here's a tip though, if you do the committed stage you'll only be able to buy guns from gunshows at a huge markup from then on.

>>9007285
>>9007266
Thanks.

>>9007300
They won't hassle you over your existing guns though right?

>>9007324
Nope, stuff you already have is fine. You'll just never pass a 4473 again. But your state laws might be different, so you might want to take a peak just to make sure. If you're really worried about it, just bury them before you sign up for the lock in. That way a family member doesn't hand them over while you're in the nuthouse or something.

I haven't really studied for about half a decade or so, and thus managed to qualify for welfare money by pointing out that I failed my education, have been a NEET for almost 5 years, and that I have problems of which I investigate with a psychiatrist.

My main problem is how my support is finite, and if I show any signs of being healthy or functional, it will be cut even earlier.

This is a dilemma, because if I am to manage after said support is cut, I figure that I need to fix my incomplete education somehow in order to later do something for myself, I would assume.
This means that I would need to break my NEET status, if not now then at least eventually. But the way the system is, if I were to do so, I am all of a sudden considered "functional", the support and funding is cut, and I won't manage. What's up with that?

>>9007334
Thanks. Yeah, I'm definitely going to look into all this stuff further. I need my SIG and shotty to keep the hipsters out and just in case I want to take the Gensokyo express.

Don't you go to jail or something for faking you are/have something you don't while exploiting the provelages of it as if you had it?

TONKOTSU NAU

>I want to take it easy but I need autismbux. From your experiences, how easy is to make and/or fake your way through the process.
/jp/ in two sentences

Do I have to go into the hospital crying and freaking out or can I just say "I want to kill myself. Help please" in a calm voice and still get committed?

There is an easier way.
Get into an accident somehow, injured your leg, easier to just amputate one away.
Get disability bucks for life.
You dont really need to go out for social event anyway so it isnt a big loss.

>>9009991
It's better if you're drunk and make a failed attempt at the hospital. Bonus funpoints and no awkward talking.