/jp/ - Otaku Culture

tokik why do you cut yourself

seriously if jp is upset you that much stop posting

also leave your msn

You were trolled.

If you want to send him anything, send him an arbitrary number of pizzs.

fake and gay

go to bed tokiko

Hi Justin.

he threatened me too

>>9004730
he's threatening me though

>>9004725
Please stop helping Tokiko attention whore.

Everybody who knows him already knows that he is a total retard.

You are not showing us anything new.

Why is tokiko such a madH0m0???

>>9004734
He's done it before. He's a little bitch. This is also nothing new.

>>9004736
I'm kinda sacred in some cultures

Fucking normalfags bringing their normalfag drama to /jp/.

>>9004734
u sacred?

Go get him /b/ros.

>>9004734
And he is clearly serious, he knows dangerous people you know.

>>9004748
Anybody he knows who would be willing commit murder would have murdered him already.

>>9004748

>>9004725
anyone wanna die
ill kill you

This makes me glad I'm not part of 4chan steam groups. At least I think this is steam, I don't use that crap.

i can make your life a living hell

I think I broke him

>>9004772
You know he's going to call it a victory anyway.

That's it tokiko, I'm gonna tie you up, throw you into my basement and stream myself torturing you for /jp/. I'm 100% sure that you are not truNEET so it'll be easy to find you in the street and punch you until you pass out. Keep an eye on stream threads /jp/, I'm doing it.

>>9004784
so are you pro-justin???

that is worse than being pro-tokiko

go away naz

>>9004778

This is boring, it would be much better if you started bullying this Milk bitch instead.

>>9004788
shut up Tokiko, you're the only one who calls me that

>>9004784
Can I help? Granted I'd need to fly out to Oregon, but I think it's worth it.

>>9004796
If you can keep your mouth shut, it'd be nice to have someone to drive and handle the camera, etc.

Why do you guys pay attention to these kids?

Take it to /soc/ or somewhere.

>>9004801
Calm down, take that dick out of your ass and stop being butthurt.

naz why did you delete me on steam

You constantly sent me requests to play games I didn't even have and then you deleted me

>>9004805
stop posting, Tokiko

>>9004803
I'm sorry.

Really.

Can we be friends again?

Can someone tell me why these msn faggot bring their problem and drama to /jp/?
Or is it just an act to rile up /jp/?

>>9004807
I am not him, just tired of these teenagers who came here last week and think they know what goes on /jp/.

>>9004800
That's fine, though I don't think I should drive. But I'd be willing to give him the dick.

>>9004812
shut up Tokiko

you guys redefine autismic

>>9004826
lol jus kidden

http://steamcommunity.com/id/UmiharaKawase

>>9004839

>>9004734
report it to steam.
Not joking, send valve support , a mail with a screenshot with the chat or a notepad with the conversation.

Why don't Jessica and Robert go on skype or something? They are not part of /jp/ anyway.

>>9004850
stop posting Tokiko

Why are janitors so absent these days? FFS you shouldn't have a live outside of 4chan if you want to be a janitor/mod.

>>9004852
>a live

>>9004854
At least it wasn't ``lifes'' this time.

>>9004852
There are janitors who only visit their board 1h a day.

Problem is convincing the 4chan staff to get new janitors, and that /jp/ posters are extremely autistic.

>>9004863
>1h a day.
>janitor
I'm writing down a note to myself. If I ever become janitor and am on my board for anything less than 12 hours a day, proceed to commit harakiri. Fucking shameful.

What are you fagnerds talking about?

>>9004936
stop bumping the thread brokiko

>>9004937
I always sage hard like a boss. I only bump my own threads or good 2hu ones.

I'm not always browsing /jp/
But when I do, "who the f*** is Tokiko?"

I like when Tokiko trolled everyone by saying he wanted a roommate, and people emailed him expressing their interest, but it was a lie so he trolled them lol!

Also he's masturbating to this post.

>>9004961
NSJ's worst nightmare.

>>9004961
a 16 year old boy from /v/

>>9004950
Actually I'm kinda curious too. Who is this Tokiko exactly?

>>9004961
Why do you give a fuck?

>>9004963
Ok, got it.
But I mean why everybody is caring so much about him?

>>9004968
They're his /v/ friends. They're just shitposting along with him. This is one of such threads. No-one actually cares, they just make these threads and samefag the shit out of it to make people believe they are /jp/ celebrities.

>>9004968
because /jp/ is autistic and cares about every stupid little thing

>>9004968
Because most /jp/ users see this board as their home and get very engrossed in the internal politics of it, a.k.a. shitposting. Just look at how many people haven't filtered the worst posters on the board, because they were a tripcode.

Or have you ever noticed how a 'Why is /jp/ so shit' threads get 150+ replies? Or how an /a/ superiority thread gets filled with the same kind of serious business?

>>9004974
>because they were a tripcode.

>>9004977
ZUN!bar, Sudo, Liberty, and the others. It's like Anonymous is stupid and thinks they are special because they were a tripcode for attention-seeking purposes.

>>9004974
If you truly believe filtering is a solution then you indeed are part of the problem.

>>9004972
Kind of sad, really.

>>9004980
>because they were a tripcode.
>were

>>9004985
Don't get anal about my spelling.

Tokiko is continuously destroying you mad nerds.

>>9004989
>Don't get anal about my spelling.
>spelling

>>9004980
Don't talk shit about ZUN!bar-sama faggot.

>>9004993
I spelled it wrongly, so yes, ``spelling".

>>9004997
It's not a spelling error. Consult your English teacher.

>>9005000
Irregardless of your shitposting, I'm just going to assume you have nothing better to do than attack my spelling mistake.

>>9005006
>Irregardless
Tokiko is intentionally making a spelling mistake for comic effect.

>>9005009
7/10. Some people might try to correct you. Grats, man.

>>9005006
>Irregardless

>than attack my

Tokiko, anyone can do what you do. It's not clever or new or interesting. I doubt anyone's even genuinely mad. We're not depressed and slicing our wrists open because someone on the internet is being silly. However, we all have the capacity to adopt a name and to post whatever text/image board stuff we happened to learn about that week. Look at your heroes: Shii, !WAHa, 0037 (okay not 0037), they've been around awhile, yet none of them share your view.

Ultimately you remind me an autismal game my friends would play as kids. If you didn't do something, you were gay. "Go get the ball from Mr. Henderson's garden. If you don't, you're gay!" then you had to do it or you were gay. Didn't do it? You were gay. Wanted someone to do something? Just say they're gay if they don't. They did it, otherwise they would have been gay. It's just pointless and you can go all meta about it ad infinitum, but at the end of the day you're not getting anything out of it. It's not even amusing. It's just dumb and mechanical.

>>9005024
If you were to tell me that when I was a kid, I wouldn't have understood nor cared about your exposition. Thus, I feel your effort is a wasted one. Some things require you to grow up before you can understand.

>>9005024

>>9005032

>>9005010

What Tokiko believes is happening:

Tokiko: Hey fags why not use hashtags in posts? I'm serious, it would make searching easier, and improve imageboards.
Tokiko as Anonymous: fuck off you stupid faggot nobody likes you
Anonymous: Go away, Tokiko.
Dear Tumblr, today I trolled Anon hard. He actually replied to me! What a loser. Of course if he didn't reply, I'd have won too. I rule at this trolling thing. P.S. No I am not ``Tokiko as Anonymous'' and I never have been until next week when it's proven I am.

What is actually happening:

Tokiko: HERP DERP
Tokiko as Anonymous: HERP DERPITY DERP
Anonymous: Go away, Tokiko.
DEAR INTERNET GIRLFRIEND WHO I THINK I AM IN LOVE WITH BECAUSE I AM 18 YEARS OLD, WHY ARE PEOPLE SO MEAN TO ME? IT'S NO WONDER I HAVE DEPRESSION AND ANXIETY AND CUT MYSELF. THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND I'M SMARTER THAN THEM, I READ CATCHER IN THE RYE. I'LL SHOW THEM, THOUGH!

>>9005033
What? It's just a bunch of green numbers.

>>9005031
That's true. And I know he'll outgrow it. The guy is actually 16 or something. Most 16-year-olds are jerks.

So, uh, who's up for some HAT TRAAAAAAAADING

>>9005041
There are two English errors to be corrected.

>>9005044
>And I know he'll outgrow it
I wouldn't be so sure of that. Age is a merely prerequisite for being mature, not a direct correlation.

>>9004734
Report him to the authorities and steam. They take that shit seriously

>>9005048
Where?

does anyone else here masturbate to the idea of making love to Tokiko

>>9005052

Here >>9005006

And some hints:
>Irregardless

>than attack my

>>9005055
Sorry but your first link doesn't work. (>>9005006)

>than attack my
But we both know that isn't a mistake. Or are you trying to catch out someone else? Please respond.

>>9005055
Kindly reproduced for your learning since it was "accidentally" deleted.

tokiko a slut

>>9005060
See >>9005058


>than attack my
It is a mistake. Try harder, I know you can do it.

could someone explain to me who this guy is? I've read his name a few times by know

>>9005066
o_O

>>9005068
Moot.

>>9005068
a 16 year old boy from /v/

>>9005010
>>9005041
>>9005048
>>9005052
>>9005055
>>9005058
>>9005060

"What's the highest number you can think of?"
"Infinity!"
"Yeah? Well I pick infinity plus one!"
"In that case I pick infinity times a million!"
"Infinity times a million plus one!"

>>9005068
the king of /jp/

>>9005068
a god of /jp/

>>9005068
my one true love

>>9005068
the world's cutest tripcode user

>>9005072
Who are you quoting?

Also, you must be pretty retarded. Infinity is just 1 more than the highest number you can count to. It has nothing to do with multiplying by millions, retard.

>>9005068
Jkid

>>9005072
I'm not an English teacher, but there are rules to follow in English.

>>9005079
Keep trying! Don't give up!
>than attack my
You need to insert a word.

>>9005079
Check out this nerd who doesn't know how infinity is defined, or the different types of infinity.

I thought you were "smarter than your teachers"?

>>9005068
the best poster on /jp/

>>9005068
the worst poster on /jp/

>>9005080
jkid a bully tokiko
http://ndubuisi-okeh.blogspot.com/2011/08/leaked-chat-logs-confirm-crimes.html

>>9005068
a rap musician formerly known as Eminem

>>9005068
a cute little dinosaur

>>9005087
Now, now, infinity concepts are a little too high level for our kid here. Let's focus on English.

>>9005068
a fat transvestite

>>9005085
>>9005082
>>9005078
>>9005077
>>9005075
>>9005073
>>9005071

oh, so he is just a retard, thanks guys

>>9005068
you

>>9005100
She's not.

>>9005068
a child pornography star

>>9005094
>Autistic people are the scum of the earth

>>9005086
Actually I don't. I could omit 50% of my words, and they would still make sense to anyone who wasn't a retard. So like I said, you have nothing better to do than [omitted] attack my grammar or spelling. That's [omitted] pathetic.

>>9005087
>different types of infinity

>>9005106

everyone just said he is

>>9005094
It's funny reading things like this because you know he's literally a child. Wiry-haired little Archduke calling nasty internet bullies niggers and tell them to suck his pubertal cock.

So moe~!

>>9005111
they're just trolling a newfag like you

>>9005115
Okay, it's good enough that you tried, here's the answers!
You can either say "than to attack" or "than attacking", both of these would be proper English.

>>9005111
Tokiko is a boy

>>9004847
>>9005050
>implying tokiko used it's real name
>implying tokiko used it's real location
>implying theyll arrest it

>>9005123
Not sure if troll or stupid :S

>>9005121

and you aren't?

>>9005115
>It’s hard to be motivated to go to a class when you know more about the topic than the teacher does

>>9005132
You can confirm this with your English teacher when you go to school tomorrow.

>>9005131
Cyberbullying is serious business.

Besides, don't you need to use a debit/credit card for Steam? And we have his real info anyway. And it is real. Seriously, phone his house:
5032987381

I did and I think his dad answered and I got scared and hung up （´・ω・｀）

>>9005133
no, i am not i said while trying to keep a straight face on

other board goer here
I just decided to check this board out, and I fucking love all this e-drama, I might just put on a name to have some fun with all of you, when this is literally the first time I've ever visited
Also I heard this place was Ironic shitpost central, so like lol =)

>>9005143
>2012
>not erasing yourself off the internet

>>9005137
I must admit I used this method to troll once. By insisting on something over and over again, you hope to incite a reaction of frustration to attack your supposed stupidity. Though you aren't being very creative with your approach.

>>9005135
It's funny when you confuse a maths teacher with concepts they aren't familiar with. Most of the shit they teach in school is wrong anyway.

>>9005154
Do you seriously have no idea what infinity is? Jesus fuck it's a fucking CONCEPT not a literal number

>>9005154
>I must admit I used this method to troll once. By insisting on something over and over again, you hope to incite a reaction of frustration to attack your supposed stupidity. Though you aren't being very creative with your approach.

Isn't this your whole shtick?

>>9005157
*Stick.

tokiko stop adding me and trying to talk to me you tripfaggot i dont even fucking go on this pathetic board but first thing i go on it and i see a thread about your attention whore bullshit so sad

>>9004772
I didn't realise steam lets you do those roleplay messages.

>>9005154
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/british/know-better-than-to-do-sth

English is the only language you know, please make an effort to excel in it.

>>9005158
If it is a concept then why is it used in mathematics? GG owned.

But in all seriousness, theoretically it's just more than you can count to if you numbers, i.e. no matter how many 0s you add to a number, infinity is always bigger. Since it is used in mathematics, it's only natural to think of it in terms of numbers, isn't it? Saying things like "infinity +1" is redundant, since you can never reach infinity. No amount of digits of a number will ever reach it.

>>9005180
>If it is a concept then why is it used in mathematics?
Demonstrate a use. I'm really interested in that you have actually used it.

>>9005183
"I'm really interested in that you have actually used it."

>>>/try harder/

>>9005180

This is why you're not as smart as you think. You can "philosophize" about these things, but it's a little more complicated. Do some reading.

I don't even know who is more retarded Tokiko or the people who try to argue with him.

Do you guys even understand that you are trying to talk a mentally retarded kid?

You can spend your whole life trying to make a pig look like a human, but in the end of the day it will always a be a pig.

Also you guys don't understand that his parents are the true victims.You can always ignore his posts and the janitors delete his threads later , but I want you to spend just 1 minute to think how his parents feel that they have to spend the rest of their life with him.

>>9005190
No, really. Use infinity in a math problem. A simple one will do. You have used in before, have you?

Tokiko is VIP QUALITY so you nerds are obviously jealous of him

>>9005201
But if you haven't used infinity in any of your math problems, how can you know what infinity is for?

>>9005193
>2012
>having feelings for others

>>9005193
I don't even visit /jp/, e-drama is fun to watch and participate in

>>9005193
>Do you guys even understand that you are trying to talk a mentally retarded kid?
Pot calling the kettle black. I didn't even know you posted until someone else quoted you.

>>9005193
Haven't you realized it's Tokiko arguing with himself? This thread is nothing but him and a few anons like you telling people to stop giving him attention.

>>9005152

Who are you quoting?

But, yeah, you are right

>>9005216
Was quoting wtH.

>>9005193
>Do you guys even understand that you are trying to talk a mentally retarded kid?
>You can spend your whole life trying to make a pig look like a human, but in the end of the day it will always a be a pig.

It's funny and ironic because you spend your time posting 3DPD pictures of an idol while making shit posts in threads and call yourself the King of /jp/. Inb4 you get mad and make a really long post telling me to go to /v/.

>>9005192
>This is why you're not as smart as you think.
I'm glad you're here to be superior to other people.

>You can "philosophize" about these things
What do mathematicians ``philosophize" about when using a philosophical concept in their scientific field?

>but it's a little more complicated.
No, it isn't.

>Do some reading.
Reading is for fagnerds. I'd rather watch some anime. I

I want to impregnate a tokiko with my hot and syrupy sperm right in the ASS all night in its own root cellar. How can I make this dream of mine become a reality,/jp/?

>>9005216
ur mum lol
bmup