/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Waste of space!

Ah, no. Just bored. You could use this chance in becoming something useful for all of us!

Learn something useful.

You could go out and start fishing or bowling or something.

>>8994940
>go out

What, so I can get raped again? Not likely.

>>8994943

Wear a chastity belt.

>>8994946
Too much of a hassle.

Why are you calling us nerds? You sound more like a nerd, nerd.

If you dont know Japanese yet, learn it.

Otherwise

Get out.

>>8994943
I'm sure you could come to enjoy it.

>>8994947
You better take that back, nerd.

>>8994943
I feel sorry for the person sad enough to rape a overweight NEET.

I go to school/work. Occasionally go out on dates and hang out with friends.

I would rather stay in but you faggots motivate me to live my life and not waste my precious youth.

Thanks morons.

>>8994953
Why would I learn a dying shit-tier ghetto language when I already speak the language of prosperity?

Weeaboo faggot.

>>8994956
>overweight

I wish, I'm all skin and bones. I look sickly these days.

Being poor sucks.

>>8994960
Better than your language westaboo dumbfuck.

>>8994960
>the language of prosperity
Chinese?

>>8994917
>What have I become?

You've become a /jp/er.
And no the fact that you are tired of /jp/ isn't at odd with that. Rather, the fact that you are still here despite you're tired of being here proves that this is where you belong.

>>8994917
>schlicking
maybe we can, you know.. hook up?

please respond

on a more serious note, download FL Studio.
play around with it.
if you have questions, make a thread here and say you're making japanese music. I'll lurk and wait for you.

>>8994969
American.

>>8994960
Do it for all the eroge.

>>8994917
I wish I was that tall/goodlooking/handsome/good clothes.

>>8994979
God works in mysterious ways my child.

>>8994943
How does it feel to be raped by a nigger and foreign object? Did you enjoy it like in hentai and eroge?

I reject the bourgeois concept of the "day." I live life on my own terms.

>>8995000
Right on!

>>8994917
I started watching sports. It's pretty fun.

I also drink and play touhou. Tfw writing Malice fanfiction.

>>8994985
It felt like my hymen was being torn.

At least he had the decency of stopping when he realized I was a virgin.

>>8995021
This is me.

>>8995032
>get out of /jp/.jpg

Kill yourself.

>>8995032
I can tell that everyone in that picture is hanging loose too~

pretend to be a homeless guy

Get a fucking job, in a few months you'll be begging your boss for a day off so you can watch some animu. Plus you'll be able to buyfag.

>>8995034
>>>/seacats/

Give yourself nearly impossible goals and work towards achieving them.

That's what I've been doing. Since they take a long time to accomplish you always have something to do / work towards.

>>8995020
That would have only made me rape even harder

>>8995089
But what if you get blood in your dick hole? Sure you may not notice at the moment but it will freak you the fuck out when you take a piss later like "Holy shit, am I pissing blood?!" and you will end up wasting money going to the doctor only to find out there isn't anything wrong with you or something.

>>8995099

>But what if you get blood in your dick hole?

So when a girl's hymen tears blood rushes out at 100 psi?

Lewd.

>>8995111
Shit man, I don't know, does it? I hope it does because that sounds amazing!

>>8994953
>>8994968
>>8994969
get a load of these nerds

>>8995020
Used goods, GTFO.

/jp/に韓国関連の画像を貼るのはやめてください。
キムチ臭くなります。
ありがとうごじゃいます。

>>8995064
Jesus fucking Christ, since when did buyfag become a verb.

>>8995606
All -fag nouns are verbs by default. But you're probably samefagging. Why don't you namefag to make it a little more obvious?

>>8995606
since before you were born, gaylord

>>8995612
I just opened this thread, read the first post and the few last posts, and found it really retarded to use buyfag, which is already retarded enough per se, as a verb. Why the fuck would I samefag, and who in this thread do you accuse me to be other than me, you sick person?

Captcha: tootabo accusation

I'm not a NEET, but I spend alot of time reading light novels at my job. It's more fun than reading manga or VNs, at least for me.

Give it a try. Obviously you have to be able to read Japanese though, because localized/translated light novels are extremely rare. Here's a solid recommendation list

http://blog.livedoor.jp/livesinden/archives/50596736.html

Light novel fans are extremely autistic on /jp/, so tread with caution. Even for something like F/Z, a work that has an anime adaptation, it's worth reading the light novels because it goes deeper into character dialogue. As for others, well we'll never have the anime, like 断章のグリム.

「断章のグリム」(電撃文庫)Ｄ
悪夢の現出。酷い話が読みたくなった人向け。怖いというかグロい。耐えら
れるかどうかが問題。

>>8995659

>断章のグリム

I stopped using chopsticks after I finished reading the first volume.

This shit is seriously gross, first time readers should stick to the regular stuff, like Railgun or something.

you should be using debian your problem is wasting all your time compiling.

why don't you become a cute little girl? You've already got a headstart because you're a girl. You can do all sorts of cute things like laughing softly, wearing frilly dresses, and raising flowers or something.

It's okay op. That feeling is something very simple.
It's called "loneliness"
Eat something delicious, drink some tea and you'll feel better

smoking weed would solve a lot of your problems if you could get it

Find hobbies you actually like.

>>8996033
People like OP are hard to please.

>>8994917
>Five years of being a worthless NEET

Light weight.

>>8996066
slut

Get a job and start paying taxes OP. My figurines and otaku paraphernalia and computer upgrades aren't gonna buy themselves.

>>8996081

Even though I've touched a dick a long time ago I never had one in my vagina, unlike OP.

>>8996098

It's too full of sand.

>>8996095
I wanna do that, but I'm scared the money I get will go to someone that isn't you.

I think it's time for me to find a /jp/ life partner whom I can make happy.

>>8996125
Apply and agree, will run deep. Email in email field.

>>8996098
>Taiga

>>8996155
Go to sleep, Taiga.

>>8996155

No, you piece of shit.

>>8996098
She was raped, don't be a jerk you slut
You're the one that whores yourself out and willingly touched one

Stop picking on people weaker than you

>>8996194

She's the one that openly goes around saying she got raped like it was nothing.
I don't see why I should show more delicacy than she does.

>>8994917
>What have I become?
>What am I becoming?
I've corrected you. You are becoming a truNEET. Rejoice!

>>8996227
Does that even make any sense?

>>8996303
No, it doesn't. there was no need for her to mention the rape.
It almost sounds like she intended people to give attention to her for it.

>>8996291
hly shit there are females no wonder this thread was so shitty!

fuck the police im out of heree!!

>>8996125
Hello.. I stand here before you commited to do whatever it takes to know you, I feel a deep attraction and a growing sense of worship for your great attributes as a woman with your misteryous ways and multi-dimensional properties, we can create great gifts together, by nurturing each other, by treating each other with reverence and respect, if you have been mistreated by men like many women have throught history, I guarantee you that this will not happen if you decide to commit yourself to my proposal, let yourself go, take this chance, risk everything, like i'm doing by typing this post. I am aware that this male-dominated society probably has subjugated you to the horrors of competition and domination, I for one, know this isn't the right path to achieve a true bond between a man and a woman, I would understand if you decline, but know that I am aware of the mistakes other men have done in the past and I'm willing to avoid those pitfalls in order to have a deep connection with you, if you do accept my request, I can't express my happiness in words, you can contact me at the following e-mail: nurturingjohn33@yahoo.com take a leap of faith and let us begin our journey in a new promising dawn, where anything is possible, and know that even if you do not wish to pursue a romantic relationship, i'll be always here to listen.

Every idea in my post is honest and positive, it may come off a bit as too risky, but you have to take risks in life to achieve great things, just like i'm doing right now.

Hey Taiga, want to make a Nichijou doujin with me?

>>8996326
I wrote the post you are responding to, and I am not the OP. I'm a dude, and you sound like a big fat faggot.

Women need to get the shit beat out of them. You sound like the *definition* of the beta buzzword thrown around 4chan so much these days.

Bumping so anons can laff at u

>>8996757
I believe you are responding to a copy pasta.
You cant be that naive and gullible nee chan?

>>8996773
I wouldn't know of this particular pasta if it were so. I do not browse other boards.

Looking through
the vast internet, I am certain that is in fact not pasta.

This thread is so full of autism.

Autism is my fetish

>>8996782
This thread is full of girls.
I hate real girls.

>>8994917
>What have I become?
Depressed

You just aren't old enough.

Get out of here, newfags.