/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Milhouse is taking off here, although only in the evenings.

That chair

NSJ = New ****** Janitor
>that chair when
<--- also this

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please respond

NSJ = new sexy janitor.
Tripfaggots and their circlejerk threads are deleted.

Congratulating the newly wed is really popular right now.

>>8992375

>>8992382
Gets me every time.

>>8992375
Using "le" ironically is really starting to annoy me. I'm playing a game with a bunch of /v/ people because the general community is unbearable, and they're almost as bad. I see "le" so often it stopped being funny weeks ago, like the arrow to the knee thing, it's just been done to death.

>>8992394

It's ironic when people use the word irony, but have no clue what it means.

The word ur lookin for is satire

>>8992413
Yeah whatever man, it's 6am and I haven't slept in 24 hours, my brain isn't really at fully working order

>>8992342

Did something happen to Tokiko?

>>8992394
The same thing happened with "XD". Retyping something in capital letters and including xD at the end (maybe even a "hurr" or "durr") apparently makes you a master of wit now.

>>8992430

LIKE THIS LOL SO FUNNY XD

>>8992428
He introduced the term "NSJ" and leaked some logs proving that AoC and VDZ were the new janitors. As you can imagine, the mods didn't like that very much. Because he has a lot of VPNs and shitposting buddies it's impossible to ban him, so the mods did the next best thing by making his name an automatic ban.

>>8992445
So AoC is a janitor again?

>>8992488
Yes. There are two janitors and they are on /jp/ virtually around the clock. (Not right now, though--where are they?) On the weekends, they get the German mod to help them.

>>8992494
How do we know that one of the mods is German, now?

>>8992488
no shit sherlock

People have been telling you that since a month ago. Look at all the nocturne threads and tripfag posts that were on auto-delete due to AoC's scripts.

I wonder what chumps would actually believe this shit.

>>8992445

>making his name an automatic ban

That's what you think.

>>8992488
AoC again huh?
Time for round two?

I think we can get the Finns to help with this one.

>>8992511

impossible...!!

I thought AoC hated those Gust threads. Why would he camp out in them silencing all negative posts now?

So much conjecture

/jp/ politics are too difficult for me

>>8992511
whoa, they unbanned it?

>>8992516
Because AoC isn't janitor, why are you even replying seriously.

>>8992516
Shitposting is still shitposting. If you don't like a thread, hide it. No need to shit all over it. That's /v/-level childish.

>>8992517
me too

I never pay much attention to the names of tripfags so I usually don't even know who you guys are talking about

>>8992531
Fuck off.
Self moderation.


Gust threads are borderline, but no way in fuck are cosplay threads tolerable, which he also camps out in for cleanup.

>>8992428
The name was filtered because he kept ban evading. Retards think they are hot shit because they can put weird unicode symbols in the name field and get around it.

There are two janitors and AoC is one of them. This is certain.

>>8992511
http://fuuka.warosu.org/jp/?task=search2&ghost=&search_text=&search_username=tokiko&
search_int=no

You're move, faggot

>>8992536

It's not my fault my impostors don't know how to evade the name ban.

Also, I like how you name your files ###.jpg like I used to do. However, I learned how to be a little more crafty than that.

>>8992535
You must be one of those guys who rage at "shitposters" but think shitting threads over with angry replies and board redirects is not shitposting.

>>8992559
Put your trip back on ZUN. I can't filter you otherwise.

>>8992552
No matter what you do, you'll never be me.

>>8992536
>but I don't want to post it just yet.

beware of jimmie-rustlers, kids.

>>8992546
Stop samefagging with your troll theories already.

>>8992552
you DID upload a tarball of your tiny selection of images you know.

Exactly 17 of the posts in this thread were made by me.

Can you guess which ones?

You didn't respond to any of my posts yesterday, Tokiko.

Why didn't you respond or even acknowledge my existence?

>>8992413
I find it ironic when people think "irony" is an incorrectly used description for things of such a nature. I find it especially ironic when claims are made that state "satire" is the correct description, yet satirical statements are oft inherently ironic.

Or perhaps citing "satire" as the correct description is merely an auxiliary jest to purvey satirical irony. If that's the case, hi5 m niga holllllllaaa.

Hey AoC (or whoever janitor A is) please clean up troll posts in threads that actually matter (like the OC thread) instead of goofy cosplay troll threads.

>>8992559
Denouncing shitposting gives you free reign to post whatever you want. Didn't you know?

>>8992572

>using oft

Aren't you just a pretentious faggot?

>>8992574
why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>8992584
Stop crying over words too fancy for you, it makes you sound like a retard

>>8992559
Nah, I generally don't give a fuck.
Just want to keep subhuman /cgl/ scum off this board by all means.

I don't do board redirects, just pasta spam.

You guys are funny.

>>8992589

I know what it means you condescending dick. Using "oft" instead of "often" just makes you look like you got out of your 8th grade English class and are using the word to look intelligent.

>>8992584
Ignore him, I'm pretty sure I talked to this guy on anonirc a few months ago. Huge faggot.

>>8992559
Threads which were made to shitpost have no value. There is nothing wrong about turning them into real shit.
/cgl/, blog posts, normalfaggotry and so on

You now realize the OP's post ended in 333.

>>8992589
Whoa dude, what's your problem now.

>>8992578
I was going to but got lazy. Pretty sure the opening post was, though

>>8992601

You like KoG. That's my problem.

Anybody who likes KoG deserves to be permanently banned from all boards on this site.

>>8992597
Mods make threads?

>>8992578

How come when this image is flipped, the smile always looks more crooked and it looks like he's looking more faggotry-like at me?

>>8992603
>>8992600
Hey, I was right. Go me.

>>8992604
/jp/ has always loved our good friend KoG. Don't be such a try-hard.

>>8992594
And getting mad because someone is using certain words because you perceive them as trying to appear intelligent makes you look like you just got out of your 8th grade English class and are mad as HELL at your teacher since she gave you a D.

>>8992559
Threads which were made to shitpost have no value. There is nothing wrong about turning them into real shit.
/cgl/, blog posts, normalfaggotry and so on

>>8992616

You know what's really ironic?

I didn't make this thread.

>>8992613
>Threads which were made to shitpost have no value.
You should distinguish "have no value" from "I don't like them."

>>8992614

I don't know.

You tell me.

>>8992613
That's right.

But what about legit threads that get shat on by aspies who think they can define what belongs or not in /jp/ by themselves?

Shitposting is still shitposting, and needs to be avoided. You guys used to love to tell people to just hide the threads back in 2009. Why aren't you following your own advice?

>>8992621
Are you trying to defend one of those? Do you like them?

>>8992621
/cgl/ has no value.
By my grace that that board isn't a steaming pile of shit this second.
They should be thankful, and keep their filth inside their own ghetto.

>>8992629
I don't mind them and I don't see the need to shit them up relentlessly just because some people do.

>>8992629
>By my grace that that board isn't a steaming pile of shit this second.
You're a riot.

>>8992625
That's because all the guys raging are just 2010~11 tryhard kids.

My question is why is this thread still here, I can understand the "let of steam/let them have their fun" clause, but we don't need metathread/shitpost hour every day.

>>8992594
Don't be upset, homefunk, I'm just pointing out your shit is all wrong. Besides, just like "irony" is used over-abundantly to describe ohsofunny backwards statements that often aren't ironic at all, "satire" is used to incorrectly label many things. Converting half of a sentence into an ironic jest is a far stretch for "satire", when the common usage would be more in line with if I wrote half a novel and posted a giant wall of text describing how I abhor imported memes.

>>8992595
Yeah, I hate people who complain about people saying "oft" as well. What low-lifes.

>>8992641

Don't you know how to read? The janitor isn't here right now.

>>8992637
Why not just post it in /cgl/, just like anime in /a/, why can't people just stick in their own boards, it'd certainly save them a lot of grief.

>>8992382
I lol'd hard

>>8992647
Because the only reason those threads are posted is to "troll" on /jp/

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8822302/#8822302

They know it's not /jp/ related.

>"otaku culture you mad I can post anything I waaaant it's otaku culture you mad yet you mad you maaaaaaad?"

>>8992647
I don't post in those threads. But it's Touhou, so it's /jp/-related per the rules if not tradition. Even if most people think it's shit.

>>8992658
Its /cgl/ before its touhou anon, and as I said before, they'd save themselves a lot of grief if they'd just post it on the correct board. Which is why its no stretch to say its just for trolling since anyone with half a brain would realize /jp/ can't stand cosplay.

>>8992660
It's not. There are posters who are mildly interested, even if you think the people who do are subhuman /a/ shits.

>>8992662
>anyone with half a brain would realize /jp/ can't stand cosplay.
I would expect /jp/ to ignore shit they don't like unless it's completely out of hand, but I guess I don't have half a brain, since that's a stupid expectation.

>>8992668
> There are posters who are mildly interested

Which is a perfect reason for them to go to /cgl/, what a concept!

>I would expect /jp/ to ignore shit they don't like unless it's completely out of hand

Realistically expecting ANY board to do that is folly. That aside, people do this because its basically inviting the people from /cgl/ to think they can just make more threads or otherwise bring people /jp/ would rather not have to deal with.

>>8992662
You don't even bother to write "it's" properly.

Just another tryhard kid who doesn't know how to hide posts. Move on.

>>8992675
Leave and come back once you've learned how you come up with real arguments, kiddo.

>>8992658
I've gotten temp-banned for posting cosplays of /a/ related things in /a/ before. Even though Touhou cosplay could technically go here the userbase and the mods don't want it to be here.

(It's funny how any kind of cosplay is totally okay to post in /diy/ and the mods will ban you if you tell people there to go to /cgl/, though.)

>>8992676
>Which is a perfect reason for them to go to /cgl/, what a concept!
Not everybody can leave just because you don't like them.

>That aside, people do this because its basically inviting the people from /cgl/ to think they can just make more threads
Nobody is going to come to /jp/ just because there was one thread featuring some people dressed up as characters from Touhou project this one time.

>>8992658
First, most of them are exclusively made to troll.

They have a whole board dedicated to their cosplay shit. There is no reason to post them here, especially when the majority craps their pants whenever they show up.

>>8992668
Lets post anything we want on /jp/ then.

Lets discuss how much we love playing billiards or talk about the US elections. I expect /jp/ to ignore it if they don't like it.

I don't care if the posters are crossboarders. They can go to every board, reddit, and whatever other site of the month is popular now. I really don't care. The fact that they CAN go to other boards in a separate tab, means they don't have to discuss that on /jp/. Hell, it's even on the same site!

If that interests you, just keep it nicely organized on the board where it belongs. It doesn't bother people who don't want to see it, and it's faster to find for you.
See how that works? Or I guess you have less than a third of a brain since you don't seem to understand why 4chan has multiple boards and isn't one giant /b/

>>8992684
>There is no reason to post them here, especially when the majority craps their pants whenever they show up.
The majority of people ignore shit they don't like.

>>8992687
>Not everybody can leave just because you don't like them.

I could give a shit about the attention-whores who dress up and show it off, but as previously stated, the threads will only get grief for being posted here rather than on the proper board.

Point is that its for your own damned good to post cosplay on /cgl/

Why does 4chan have topic boards?
Yeah, fuck off cosplay retard.

>>8992687
It has a own fucking board.
I don't post pics of tisues I cummed inside just because they look like my favourite 2hus.

>>8992689
>otaku culture

And you guys used to complain about Japan/General. Otaku culture is misleading, don't throw a fit for borderline threads, which obviously is not the case for billboard and US election threads. Hide it.

Shitposting is bad in any form. The janitors know what to do.

>>8992689
>Lets discuss how much we love playing billiards or talk about the US elections. I expect /jp/ to ignore it if they don't like it.
No, but if somebody released a Touhou themed doujin billiards game (what) or it's time for the Reitaisai popularity elections, then yes, you could discuss it, because it's on-topic.

Don't make fucking stupid arguments. Nobody is arguing that Jew threads are on-topic.

I just took a crap and it looks like Marisa's head. It's 2hu so I can post in on /jp/ rite.

>>8992697
This is true, but the minority is louder.

>>8992708
That's besides the point.
If you don't like it, just ignore it chump.


I'm sure many of us at /jp/ want to discuss the current elections and how we're cheering for Al Gore. If you don't like it, just ignore it. Why should we have to go to the dedicated politics board to discuss this? You're fucking delusional.

>>8992725
le epic argument

>>8992705
that sounds like a great idea for a thread actually! please share pics next time that happens !

Are people arguing that anything should be talked about on any board, and if someone disagrees that they should just ignore it?

>don't throw a fit for borderline threads
This made me laugh. There's nothing borderline about cosplay. We don't want that shit here, and there is an entire board dedicated to just that one single topic.

>>8992725
>That's besides the point. If you don't like it, just ignore it chump.
If you don't like it and it's on-topic, don't whine about it. Don't act like a fucking retard.

>>8992738
whipping out the ironic shitposting boy, shit's getting real now, boys.

>>8992747
That wasn't the first ironic shitpost in the thread. The post he was responding to was already one.

>>8992747
It's ironic when people use the word irony, but have no clue what it means.

The word ur lookin for is satire

Let's all take it easy.

>>8992756
Really I just meant that its a terrible way to substitute a thought-out reply.

>>8992743
I find it hard to believe someone isn't too mentally developed when they post a thread on a board they know full well hates that kind of thread.

>>8992777
The point I've been making the whole fucking time is "I hate it" and "everybody here hates it" are not the same thing.

>>8992743
You're completely ignoring the fact that it is off-topic content.
Cosplay simply does not belong on /jp/. There is an entire board with a dedicated userbase, that would love to discuss frilly dresses and convention hookups with you. /jp/ is simply not the place.
I know you want to hang with us cool kids at /jp/, but you can do that while posting in /jp/ related threads. For cosplay content, please resort to the official cosplay board for all things 3D and covered in frills.

However, when you do post such content on /jp/, I WILL whine about it, and I WILL take it down with my mighty power of aikido. No amount of pleading or begging will stop the onslaught.

Pic otaku culture related as I am a politics otaku. Our future president, Al Gore.

>>8992783
I don't hate it, I don't even touch them. That won't change the fact that you're going to get a few spammers like you have every thread before it. This cosplay thread was made a few weeks ago, it was spammed, and then it was made again. Whoever made it knows it was going to get a negative reaction, this is known as a troll thread.

>>8992742
hi

>>8992798

Listen to this guy.

/jp/ is for shitposting nothing else.

>>8992798

Then what is /jp/ the official board off?
Touhou? because that probably equates to only 40% or less of the topics here

>>8992829

Do I really have to explain this crap every single week?

/jp/ exists for the sole purpose of being the garbage can of /a/. That is why it was created in the first place. It was made to keep all the Touhou and VN crap off of /a/ because you faggots kept flooding /a/ with it.

/jp/ is SUPPOSED to be trash.

>>8992798
Back-seat moderation is against the rules. Let the janitors do their jobs. Don't shit up the board even more.

>>8992798
>You're completely ignoring the fact that it is off-topic content.
It's not. End of story. Fantasy Kaleidoscope is on-topic even though it's also /a/. Rumbling Spell Orchestra is allowed even though it's also /tg/. There is no exception written because /cgl/ a shit.

>I WILL whine about it, and I WILL take it down with my mighty power of aikido.
Okay, I'm done here.

>>8992829
/jp/ is the Anime/Random board

>>8992843
NSJ detected

>>8992829

Touhou/doujin games/material, Visual novels and closely related. That's more material than you want to think it is

>>8992838
go away zun!spam

>>8992844
It is off-topic, End Of Story

See, I can play the same game. It goes in /cgl/, and it is in your best interest to post it there.

>>8992829
>>8992829
I'll tell you what it's NOT, the board of.
Cosplay.

>>8992829
Just last night there was a rather heated discussion about what /jp/ was for onA Certain Slav Chan.

This convinces me of two things. One, that nobody knows or agrees what this board should be about. And two, that /jp/ is full of Slavs and they should really keep their politics and bitching here.

>>8992842
this

>>8992842
Nope.

They added manga to the allowed list on /a/, after years of it being not allowed. There was always less VN/2hujack than manga threads before manga was OK'd.

No seriously, were ANY of you faggots even here on day 1 that /jp/ was created? You faggots keep asking the same questions over and over again as if you don't already know the answer.

If I didn't know any better, I'd say you fags are just deliberately looping arguments so you have something to talk about. The thing is I know that you fags aren't because none of you are that smart.

Let's trust the guy who avatarfags Al-Gore and shitpost bombs threads he is too much of an aspie to just hide to teach us about /jp/, guys.

>>8992876
Wrong.

>>8992852
>It is off-topic, End Of Story
No, because it's obviously not.

>See, I can play the same game.
Yes, but you're doing it wrong, because what you are saying is retarded. My position is that it's /jp/ related (Touhou) and /cgl/ related (cosplay), so it can go in /jp/ or /cgl/. Your position is that it's not /jp/ related because /cgl/ exists. That's fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid. I've been trolled for half an hour straight.

>>8992874
Calm down nerdlord, do you expect that any board of 4chan keeps the same userbase for years? Of course there's going to be new immigrants every single day.

Hey KoG, you do realize most of us have your image files on filter, right? Most of us will even see your posts. I only know you're here because of the catalog.

>>8992893
Yes we know its touhou cosplay, and on any regular circumstance you'd be right if rules were carved-in-stone and robots enforced them

problem is, in /cgl/ they go fine (one can assume), but on /jp/ they get spam. It is just plain better to post them on /cgl/ because that is the proper board.

>>8992893
I agree with Al Gore.
If your shit arent accepted in /jp/ save yourself the trouble and just post it in /cgl/ or hell just go to /soc/ for your convention sexup.
Nobody here give a shit about eye cancer fat and man touhous.
those abomination are not touhou. End of story.

>>8992893
Cosplay belongs on /cgl/, arguing otherwise is just fucking pointless. Touhou is incidental, and that that's how the con goers are dressed does not make it board related.

Are you saying that it would be perfectly acceptable to post cosplay as animals on /an/ too?

>>8992918

Exactly. THAT is what /jp/ was created for, and it serves its purpose to this very day.

I bet none of you were here when /jp/ closed down for that short period of time. /a/ was absolutely FLOODED with Touhou threads and general faggotry.

/jp/ servers its purpose, and it serves it well.

It keeps you all contained.

Once again it's on, the motherfucking psycho
Ice Cube the bitch killa cap peeler
Yo runnin through the line like Bo
It's no pot to piss in
I put my fist in
Now who do ya love to hate
Cause I talk shit and down the eight-ball
Cause I don't fake you're begging I fall off
The crossover might as well cut them balls off
And get your ass ready for the lynching
The mob is droppin common sense and
We'll gank in the pen will shank
Any Tom Dick and Hank or get the ass
Fake it ain't about how right or wrong you live
But how long you live
I ain't with the bullshit
I meet cold bitches no hoes

>>8992893
Have you ever thought, that maybe it's not everyone else being stupid, but just you?
Looks like you have some growing up to do, sport.

Lets just cut the shit though.
I know it belongs on /cgl/, you know it belongs on /cgl/. Lets just leave it on /cgl/, okay?

>>8992939
no one's listening to you, you know.

>>8992924
Let's see how right you are in a few months, shitposter.

>>8992946

I don't really care. I'm just pointing out the simple fact that you're all kids trapped in an illusion that moot has created for you while I sit on the outset and watch how all you fags make massive fools out of yourselves.

>>8992964
moot gave us a board to figure out what to do with, and the fact that it still exists means we've done well, no guidelines yet we have some anyways. You take the post FAR too literally, but you're also a script-kiddie, inciter of raids and spam and all for your childish gets, you aren't worth the time to listen to.

>>8992953
Few months huh?
Are you going to make your own secret steamgroup too?

I open my eyes
I try to see but I’m blinded by the white light
I can’t remember how
I can’t remember why
I’m lying here tonight

And I can’t stand the pain
And I can’t make it go away
No I can’t stand the pain

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

Everybody’s screaming
I try to make a sound but no one hears me
I’m slipping off the edge
I’m hanging by a thread
I wanna start this over again

So I try to hold onto a time when nothing mattered
And I can’t explain what happened
And I can’t erase the things that I’ve done
No I can’t

How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

I made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on
As I’m fading away
I’m sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me

>>8992964
What's up KoG? You usually keep reasonably warm relations with /jp/. Why the change? Did something happen?

>>8992971

You're wrong. moot has stated on countless occasion that this is the worst board on 4chan.

Which is what it was MEANT to be.

All the people in this thread seriously whining about cosplay threads or janitor abuse belong in /jp/.

No, seriously.

>>8992975
. /jp/'s prison keeps it busy and e contained. The whole of 4chan could not survive a containment breach.

He's just being honest.

>>8992977
Do you think anyone is even listening to you? You want to think /jp/ is your personal vomit bucket when you're bored, did someone steal your precious post-numbers? No time of day should be given to your opinions.

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>8992975
He's frustrated at how retarded this thread is (or /jp/ is) but he's too tsundere to say it outright, so he has to resort to this sad display instead.

>>8992992
I choose to believe this isn't KoG at all, just more of the same old spam.

Aikido master here.

Yeah, it would. Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.

I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.

The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

>>8992982
>>8993000
Do what you must apprentice.
Your speed requires practice.

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home. There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.
He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away. I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious. I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>>8992987

I don't really care what you think. With the flip of a switch, I can have /b/ completely run over this board.

I'm not joking.

/jp/ is not just my personal vomit bucket, it's everybody's.

You don't like that faggot?

What the HELL are you going to do to stop me?

why is kog so mad?

>>8993009
You couldn't even hold a candle to puddi, you don't scare me bub. and careful not to get yourself banned there kiddo.

>>8992892
Wrong, I'm correct.

Would you say moot was spoon-feeding the crybabies by creating /jp/? He was, with the benefit of also getting rid of ridiculous amounts of frivolous reports. Same thing when he allowed manga on /a/.

Changing /a/'s title to Anime and Manga and VNs and Touhoufuckyou would be pointless when it can be solved with less headache by excising half of the troublesome content. Except the problem was just as overblown as the manga issue was before it, and we were left with a /jp/ that is largely a pointless existence, even moreso now when 90% of the VN posts on 4chan are now in /vg/, and there are probably 20 posts a day about Touhou that don't belong on /c/ or /h/.

/jp/ isn't a trashbin, it's a lost child that accidentally ended up resembling the /b/ where Tsukihime and other various older VNs along with random anime discussion reigned.

>>8993009
>With the flip of a switch, I can have /b/ completely run over this board.
You are such a badass. How can I become like you?

>>8993009
>>being afraid of /b/
>>2012

Nah, those nerds couldn't overrun a paper bag these days.

>>8993009
/b/ is amateur work.
You cannot work with simply force, KoG. That is old fashioned and the seasoned posters will simply ride with the waves.

If you intend to ``vomit" on /jp/, you will need something much more contrived.

Maybe you should get some lessons from new young talent like tokiko/moetron, old man.

>>8993022

Try saying "KоG sеnt mе." without unicode characters.

Just try it and see what happens.

There's a reason for this. My daily /b/ invasions got so bad that the mods added multiple word filters that autob& you.

>>8993023

Each your vegetables.

>>8993039

>each

That feel when KoG isn't the shittiest poster in a thread.

Or is it same chair? Is that it is these days?

I can't keep up. Please help.

>>8993049

That feel when every single poster in this thread is KoG.

;_;

i wish i came here before 2010

>>8993035
>using " not ''

Talk about newfag.

>>8993059

Obvious trap. A newfag will greentext quote your ;_; and tell you to leave, whereas an oldfag will overexaggerate your emoticon in typical /jp/ fashion.

>>8993039
Legacy work. You're old and worn out KoG. What has been the latest thing you've done?

/sp/ Fedor thread? The same old repeating post numbers? I know it's your calling card, but that gets old fast.
You're not fun, you're not scary, you're not cool. There have been plenty more acts, much more refreshing and menacing in the last few years.
You're a worn out hack.
Aren't you like 30 now by the way? Better start looking into retirement.

>>8993023
>>8993019
I think he's mad because he's only now catching on that /jp/ is the new /b/.

He actually visits the "real" /b/. That one way over by /a/. That place that is viewed with apprehension and disgust even among the denizens of other places along the board list. That place that many people haven't dared click on in years.

It's almost painful to watch him spit out things like "With the flip of a switch, I can have /b/ completely run over this board".

Is there a word to describe a feeling beyond "pity"? I wish to use it, but alas, it isn't within my vocabulary.

>>8993065

case in point

this seriously makes me want to end it all

>>8993065
>whereas a slightly older newfag will overexaggerate your emoticon in typical /jp/ fashion.
THIS

IS

A

No, I can't do it.

>>8993062

In 2012:

- I got 59999999 on /a/ basically declaring to the entire board that Cirno was my waifu and then exactly 5 million posts later I did it again with 64999999
- I got octuplets for the first time, something I have been trying for since 2007
- I got my first M GET on /b/ (also trying for since 2007), and not only that, but I got ANOTHER one within a single month

I can go on if you like.

>>8993065
Waiting for anon to quote suigin rules.

>>8993078
My condolences.

>>8993078
Remind me where this is supposed to faze me.

>>8993078
go on

WHY CAN'T YOU ALL JUST IGNORE KOG

MUST YOU GIVE HIM THE SPOTLIGHT EVERY TIME HE POSTS IN A THREAD

is a newfag like me doomed? there is no way to experience days long past?

>>8993078
That's it? Post numbers?

Where's the pizazz, the show, the atmosphere?

No one's cared about repeating numbers in forever. Hell, if you ask anyone who is the most popular character with GET's, they'll mention Patrick Bateman instead of you.
You've been phased out. Learn to adapt.

>>8993071
Give into your hatred.

Come over to the dark side.

>>8993091
He'll feel left out if we don't response. I mean, he's gotta be feeling like shit to be crawling back to /jp/ in the first place.

Do you really want to kick a man while he's down? I mean, he seems especially depressed this time around. It's pretty sad, and a bit cute.

I miss wtH-kun

He'd definitely throw in a stupid one-liner in this thread and then just take it easy

>>8993078
>trying for since 2007
Very impressive. Don't forget to put that on your resume.

>>8993096

...like? You're acting as if what I did in years past was any different than what I'm doing now.

People were sick and tired of post numbers in 2008. And 2009. And 2010. And 2011.

So keep telling yourself that as I continue to have 100+ post metathreads in 30 minutes on /a/ on a daily basis.

>>8993115
I wanna cheer him up too, but damn man. He needs some tough love. Either come up with something new or just plain out declare he's retired.
It's like having a senile gramps who keeps telling the same stories day after day, running himself in a rut during his last days.
I cry myself to sleep just thinking about it. Please don't do this to yourself KoG. Don't become a joke.

>Last Online: 71 days ago

):

I haven't seen so many threads so long and so astoundingly awful on the front page in quite some time now.

Glory days are here again.

I don't think this is actually KoG.

Not gets at all Actually, just very few, and he doesn't sound the same either.

>>8993137
Can't wait for decent times to come back so you little fucks will quiet down or go back to school.

>>8993139
You don't say.

KoG.
Your games are shit.

>>8993139
Maybe he's out of character?

>>8993129

I still don't understand what you are talking about. What is your definition of "new", exactly? What is it that you want me to do?

>>8993149

Summer isn't even here yet.

>>8993154
The weekend is though.

and summer means nothing really, decent period come and go in the same frequency they do in any other season.

>>8993154
when was the last time you made anything?

>>8993121
My condolences.

>>8993176

Like this?

>>8993154
Be creative. Make something exciting. Something that screams, "WOW, KoG is a fucking awesome guy still after all these years"

It would be like watching the new Rocky movie, only hopefully it wont be shit.

>>8993176

Or this?

Although this isn't exactly "new", it was updated from a previous version.

>>8993176
He uploaded a new video last month for one of his shitty games.

>>8993154
My condolences.

>>8993184
>>8993195
those are actually pretty cool, make more stuff like this

KoG's cancer pyramids were much more interesting than his number obsession. I wonder why he stopped doing those.

I find it amusing how this thread managed to get even shittier than it was before, why can't you all just burn.

>>8993207

/a/ has been pretty much stagnant with its cancer. I may make one for May if I get around to it.

>>8993217
why do you love cirno so much?

>>8993227

Why does anyone have a waifu to begin with?

>>8993231
because so ronery ;_;

LET THE THREAD DIE

STOP RESPONDING TO KOG

>>8993227

1) KoG loves numbers.
2) Cirno is a touhou who is related to numbers (9).

I remember a long time ago like in 2007 /a/ some Anon (perhaps KoG) spammed this one MS Paint picture for 10 hours straight of the Yugioh guy (KoG) boning Cirno. He just really likes her a lot.

>>8993149
So are you like, agreeing with me, or what?

>>8993249
didn't kog begin in a cirno thread?

dailykogmetathread.jpg

>201 posts and 47 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Well, it looks like KoG's prediction of a 200+ post metathread came true.

>>8993282
Most of it was about cosplay though.
He can do better.

>>8993306
More like about autism.

This thread turned from /cgl/ normalfags complaining that we don't tolerate their faggotry to KoG meta thread.

>>8993358
Predict where it goes from here.

>>8993392
Shape and taste of 2hu dicks.

>>8993441
I really can't believe AoC is back. That guy was an insufferable shit eating attention whore like no other.

>>8993448
Maybe he'll have a relapse.

>>8993448
Yeah he sure sucks dicks
Not to mention his shit taste
By the way this thread sure shaped up to be a huge metathread.
OP didn't even post a 2hu pic to make it relevant to /jp/.

>>8992876
>They added manga to the allowed list on /a/, after years of it being not allowed.
Hasn't /a/ always been "/a/ - Anime and Manga?" It's never not been allowed.

>>8993249
congrats on the marriage