/jp/ - Otaku Culture

How do I apply?

When are you going to pay me back for the pizza we had last night? You didn't even cover the tip, man.

what do you have in the fridge

>>8991160

>he lives in the annex with the other undesirables

>>8991148
we're pretty full at this point, we've got 8 people living in a 3 bedroom house.

>>8991145
How hot do all of you look in girl clothes?

>>8991156
there really isn't that much, unless someone brings something home which they're planning on cooking that night. most of us just eat ramen and frozen food.

>>8991167
only two people in the house wear girl's clothes, and they get to stay in the house free of charge for the services they provide.

one of them is actually a girl

>>8991171
>one of them is actually a girl

He must be one hell of a master of disguise.

Would I be allowed in the mansion if I provided the same services as payment? I'm guessing they cook, do the dishes, laundry and clean the house. A small price to pay to be around you guys, honestly.

>>8991171
Wait, you need to pay to live in the /jp/ mansion? So what's the point?

If you're going to roleplay, at least have the decency to be good at it.

Reported.

NSJ, your thread sucks.

>>8991193
nobody has to pay rent, but the three people in the house who have jobs help out with utilities (still comes out to less than a hundred bucks a month for each of them). the two meidos don't have to pay anything, since they clean and sleep with everyone. then there's the owner of the house, who got a pretty sizable inheritance when his parents died...and then me and one other guy, who are friends of the owner.

>>8991168
why ramen..why not amke your own spagetti

Who's the meido?

>>8991210
>sleep with everyone
So /jp/ mansion turned out to be full of disgusting sluts? I should've expected this shit.

>>8991210
>sleep with everyone
Holy fuck what a terrible troll.

>>8991204

>>8991145

Show some pics of your /jp/ crib.

>>8991210
>sleep with everyone

That's just disgusting

I live in an apartment with 2 friends. Does that mean I live in a /jp/ mansion too?

>>8991221
I see pennette not spaghetti

Please post pictures.

>>8991232
everyone in the house (except myself, the owner and our other friend) met through /jp/, so I suppose if you met your roommates that way then you live in the /jp/ apartment.

>>8991210
I hope by sleeping with everyone you mean non-sexually

Are we being raided more than usual today or something?
What's with all the normal threads firing off right now?

>>8991221
you unculture swime

>>8991210
how long are teh skirt of the maidos and wat kind of pantsu they wear

>>8991223
>>8991244
I don't have a camera.

I'll ask one of the guys with a phone to take some pictures when they get home.

>>8991251
Tell mister phone to use a timestamp

my google does a barrel roll everytime I type "do a". Not kidding. It is just me?

>>8991255
Turn off instant

this thread is bad and you should feel bad for making it

WHO HOMU HERE

>>8991254
sure thing.

>>8991179
Please respond.

Which country?

>>8991266
>>8991266
also take photos of everyone

curious to see what you all look like

>>8991179
like I said, we're pretty full already. they do all of those things except cook, we all pretty much fend for ourselves food wise. every now and then one of them will do shabu-shabu for us though, those tend to be pretty good nights.

but, as I said in another post, they also provide lewd services. both of them offered this and were not told they had to do it, and they really enjoy it.

so to answer your question: no, not really.

>>8991279
USA. Portland, Oregon if anyone wants to know the city.

So all I have to do is provide income or be everyone's little girl? Where do I sign?

How do you all play Diablo with just one connection?

>>8991251
I don't believe you, and I'm sure no one else does either. Anyway, I'll be waiting for the pictures.

>>8991296
actually only two of the guys in the house play PC games online. everyone else tends to lean more towards consoles.

>>8991288
Even if I agreed with doing the lewd services?

>>8991306
>filthy casual mansion

nope

OH YES i wanna live therre!! please i can bake and stuff.. im really good at umm well im pretty good at games and stuff i can do whatever is needed aroudn the house ill cook and clean yes

>>8991310
>>8991322
we really can't take anymore people right now. we're pretty much out of places for people to sleep.

>>8991342
Then why bother making a thread about a mansion no-one can move into?

You guys suck. I'll be back after I finish my novel and build a replica of the scarlet devil mansion on the Douro wine region with the money I'll get from my masterpiece. Then I'll invite everyone except you. And the finnish.

>>8991342
How many times have you slept with the courtesans? Which one is your favorite?

Do you like living there?

>>8991342
cant i share someones bed??? ill sleep on the sofa!!

>>8991145
>>8991160
>mansion
>3 bedroom house

Sorry but that ain't no mansion.

>>8991388
You are welcome to sleep on my couch.

>>8991388
you can share a bed with me fukune

Fake. ;_;
Just a normalfag playing with our feelings. Move on.

>>8991422
>>8991439
yayyyy

Stop, Fukune is mine.

>>8991451
u have 2 promise not 2 be lewd tho ok? i have a waifu >_> shed be jelly!

>Fukune

More like Yama's alter ego.

>>8991451
You can sleep on my bed you timid bastard

Hi OP, although you've said you're full I'm going to leave an email address here in case that changes in the future. I have a source of income.

>>8991453
im everyones!!

>>8991458
no lewdness please is my motto

>>8991465
me and yama are good friends

>>8991466
dont call me timid

>>8991476
is that how you treat an old friend

how do i join such a coveted enclave

>>8991502
i..im nice...

>>8991384
I'm definitely not the horniest one in the house, but of the two I'd say I prefer the one with the vagina. I sleep with her about once a week or so. The trap is definitely the more sexual of the two and gets around quite a bit more, there's a couple guys in the house who double-team her just about every night. the noise can be a little annoying sometimes.

>>8991512
My bed should be big enough for the two of us

>>8991541
Just like when I lived in that crackhouse... those were times.

OP when you go off yelling LOLOLOL I TROLLED /JP/ THEY SAID THEY WERE UNTROLLABLE LOL.
Please note a few believers in your shit thread is not /jp/.

>>8991546
okaay pyjama party yay

>>8991569
>tfw when your post without picture will go to the archives forever

>>8991560
does this even count as trolling? telling a story that some people choose to believe and others don't?

>>8991582
i dont care o_O

>>8991569
I hope we can make love or something

The pics.

How is dominance in the /jp/ mansion established? By whoever has the biggest penis?

>>8991612
Biweekly Ship of Hope. Winner becomes reagent

>>8991608
no sorry unless you mean hugs and stuff

>>8991612
I'm not really sure what you mean by dominance. The owner of the house has the final say in things pretty much because he could kick us all out if he wanted to and we're all only there because of his kindness. we all respect each other's privacy and try not to bother each other. we all get along pretty well too, and even if there is tension from time to time we can go days without actually seeing anyone else in the house pretty easily.

>>8991630
How easily? I thought you had shared bedrooms.

>>8991630
you're story is inconsistent

>>8991652
>>8991661
the only two that share a bed are the trap and the girl, and they pretty much do everything together. everyone else has their own living space, but not everyone has their own room. the people who are in other areas of the house (the basement, the living room, etc) have screen and curtains put up to give them some privacy. so everyone sort of has their own little cove.

>>8991670
They share a bed? Do they have sex? How passable is the trap? Is she on hormones? Can she get erections?

Everyone lives together and has sex with two sluts. It's a normalfag get-together.

I guess that's why they call it the /v/ mansion.

>>8991171
>one of them is actually a girl

how can she fit inside that tiny house?

How often do you pretend?

>>8991629
Butt hugs, right?

>>8991809
whats a butt hug?

How do I get there?

>>8991873
When you use your butt to hug a certain part of me

>>8991958
お前の陰茎？

>>8991291
>USA. Portland, Oregon
>1 day, 23 hours away by car, according to google maps

Is there any vacancy at all? Anything?
I might consider it if I drop out, which I'm probably gonna do soon, and could help with the utilities.

Are the attic or basement free? Under normal circumstances, this'd be outlandish to ask, but, in a /jp/ mansion, those places would probably be the first to go.

>>8991145
How far away are you from the /v/ mansion?

>>8991873
It's when we do fluid exchange

>>8992013
>>8991958
confusing...

You met a girl through /jp/ that is willing to have sex with everyone?

How did this happen? How did you guys meet?

Also, you guys should get Formsprings so we can ask you questions. Or just one that is answered by all of you or something.

>ask... anything

What're those girls printing/stapling, and why?
Who's that pillow cover hanging up by the bed supposed to be?
What's that box of books about? Can anyone recognize any labels?
Are there any rules, curfews, etc in the house?
Are there any special roles people have taken up, besides the meido, like a chef or kanji tutor?
Any vacancy?

>>8991995
the attic is full of crap and not really fit for anyone to live in it, and the basement has two people living down there already.
>>8991701
she's pretty passable, and she can get erections but she doesn't like to top guys. she will top the girl though, which is pretty much why they share a bed. she's not on horomones because she can't afford it.

Does the trap like to have her cock sucked?

>>8992027
And it crosses my mind that i may wake to knife in me

>>8992073
she usually prefers to suck cock instead of have her own sucked, but I've known her to really like it if she's in the right mood. most of the guys in the house don't want to suck her cock anyway. I don't know if the girl sucks her off, I wouldn't be surprised though.

>>8992095
Do you all walk around naked?

>>8992103
Why would you be walking?
You have a meido to bring you food.

>>8992095
You haven't answered me here! >>8992030

;__;

why dont you pool your money and pay off a bigger house? 8 people even on autismbux could pull off an actual mansion if you stuck together.

>>8992145
You actually believe him?

OP, you're fucking retarded. The /jp/ mansion doesn't exist yet, it's the /jp/ dream. Don't ruin it with your (non)reality.

>>8992168
I'll believe anything that is posted on /jp/ as long as believing in it makes me happy.

I call it "religion."

>>8992030
oh, sorry. I wasn't the one who met the people who live here, it was the owner of the house. when he first inherited his parents house he said he never wanted it to be empty again like it was for the first year he was living there, so myself and another friend of ours moved in there. he later said that he wanted to help other people with all this inheritance that he had, and since we all browse /jp/ we decided that giving some NEETs who were down on their luck a place to live would be a worthwhile cause. He was the one who went about finding other people in the area through /jp/ to come live here, the only one who wasn't local was the trap, who is from Seattle. I don't think he went looking expressly for people to live with, as far as I know he didn't make any "hey Portland /jp/sies, come live at my house" threads, he just sort of found other people in random threads and they exchanged emails.

>>8992168
Silly anon, they'll are women here and some like to freeload with the only price being a dick to suck every night.

>>8992178
And to think this all happened right under our noses...

Anyway, I have no problems buying that a /jp/ trap would be lewd as hell, but how did you find a female? Was she sexual as shit already due to eroge and crap, or did you guys ease your way into her?

>>8991291

I'm around 40 miles away from Portland.

Do you guys need a shifty "security guard" to keep the peace?

>>8992183
I'm not questioning that one of the maids is a woman, I'm questioning whether OP is for real or a troll.

Height, weight and breast size (other two sizes if known) of your female maid

>>8991610
ETA on camera guy OP?

>>8992095

These threads are very good, I want this to be true so we can replicate the formula.