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You know the drill, /jp/, if your waifu is posted, you must masturbate with an ice cube up your butt.

>> No.8990151

Jokes on you, I already have an ice cube up my butt.

>> No.8990156
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>> No.8990152

Good thing I don’t have a waifu.

>> No.8990157
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>> No.8990173

someone post youmu
please ;_;

>> No.8990175
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8990175

You can't make me do anything, faggot

>> No.8990179
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>>8990173

Sure thing, buddy.

>> No.8990184

>>8990179
That doesn't look anything like Youmu.

>> No.8990185
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>> No.8990186

>>8990184

It's youmu with an eyepatch.

>> No.8990187

>>8990175
JOKES ON YOU I WAS ONLY PRETENDING IT WAS YOUMU
YOU GOT ME FUCKER HAHAHAHA WHERE'S MY ICE

>> No.8990191

Best thread on /jp/

>> No.8990193
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M-m-m-m-monster kill.

(Let this thread end peacefully now)

>> No.8990194

What's ice up your ass supposed to do?

>> No.8990196

What do I do if I don't have any ice cubes?

>> No.8990197
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>>8990196
get some

>> No.8990210
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>>8990201
Why does /jp/ enjoy rap so much?

>> No.8990220

>>8990210
People say that we are gloomy but we actually listen to hip hop and stuff

>> No.8990222

>>8990150
i'd do it but people keep posting these gay tohos

>> No.8990223
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>>8990210
because we like the old school gangsta shit you know I'm sayin

>> No.8990235
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Posting goddess in goddess thread.

>> No.8990252
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>>8990235
T-time to go freeze a few ice cubes..

>> No.8990255

>>8990210
Because /jp/ is made up of two groups, Slavs and straight up OGs. And the Slavs talk about their music on the other chan.

>> No.8990263
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Now go get your ice cube

>> No.8990268

>>8990255
Slav tru NEET, possible?

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>> No.8990299

>>8990268
Slavs can't be take it easy as a NEET because their governments don't provide them with enough autism bucks

>> No.8990306

>>8990268
Easily possible. It won't work for the newer generation though.

>> No.8990320

Does an ice cube up your ass really feel good? I remember hearing someone else mention it on other board.

/jp/ already made me buy a dildo. THIS IS NOTHING

>> No.8990325

>>8990320
It feels absolutely heavenly.
Trust me.

>> No.8990338

You people aren't even trying.

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lol! i dont have a waifu so you cant make me do lewd stuff..! hahaha

>> No.8990362

>>8990349
Please fuck off and die.

>> No.8990367

>>8990362
Please don't be rude. We're all friends here.

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>>8990362
mmf.. ;~; that hurts me.. im sorry for harming you but i promise i didnt mean it

>> No.8990369
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>> No.8990375

>>8990369

Just made a lot of peoples asses cold.

>> No.8990389
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>> No.8990384

>>8990375
>No Azusa
>No Nodoka
>No Sawako

I doubt it.

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>> No.8990400

>>8990396
How did you know that Kyouma was my waifu?

>> No.8990403

Aside from the touhous you're not going to get very many using only new characters like that.

>> No.8990408
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8990408

holy fuck that's cold!

>> No.8990409

And here i thought i was browsing /jp/

>> No.8990418

>>8990400

>not having Daru as a waifu

>> No.8990415

>>8990403
There's no rule that says you can't like new characters, my friend.

>> No.8990429

>>8990150
I am not sticking an ice cube in my bottom.

>> No.8990430

How does one divorce a waifu to get a new one?

I honestly think mine is only interested me as a play thing.
It used to be fun, but, I need more from a relationship.

>> No.8990448

>>8990415
Don't call me your friend.
Besides, I never said you couldn't like them, but everyone should have already long since found their waifu before most of these characters even existed as a gleam in a starving mangaka's eye.

>> No.8990453

>>8990430
My religion allows me to have as many waifus as I want.

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>>8990418
Why don't you get out of /jp/ and go back to /a/ /v/ you faggot? Drop dead easy

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>> No.8990481

>>8990448
You're my friend whether you like it or not.

>> No.8990556

>>8990255
who OG here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQc0m3ou65g

>> No.8990842

>>8990430

One does not simply divorce from their waifu.

>> No.8990887

An ice cube? I'm no anal expert, but wouldn't that cause some issues?

>> No.8990915

>>8990887

Apart from a cold butt, I don't see any problems...

>> No.8990929

>>8990887
As you said, you're no anal expert. So grab some ice and educate yourself.

>> No.8990930

>>8990263
Shit.

Hope my body wont think I am killing it and goes into shock or something.

>> No.8990934

How about putting the cube inside a condom first?

>> No.8990945

how about not putting anything in my butt since i'm not a faggot?

>> No.8990986

>>8990945
Stimulating your erogenous zones makes you a ``faggot''?

Guess you'd better stop masturbating dude, I hear them homos touch cock all the time.

>> No.8991084

>>8991080
Touching cock is pretty gay bro.

>> No.8991080

>>8990986

Liking stuff going up your butt is pretty gay, yes.

>> No.8991101

>>8991084

not your own cock. Stop trying to defend your faggy mindset faggot.

>> No.8991107

>>8991101
Not your own butt, etc.

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