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If I want to have sex with Rumia am I going to have to learn how to cook human flesh?

>> No.8988758

Touhous don't have sex.

>> No.8988764
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Silly anon. You're flesh too, yourself.

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>>8988758
All I really want is someone I can wander around with, occasionally abducting and slaughtering people and generally living a carefree life

>> No.8988770

>>8988767
Maybe you should try to be nue's snake. You get to wrap around her and wander her all day, and take it easy.

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>>8988764
;_;

>> No.8988776

>>8988767
Wish granted. I'll be there in five minutes.

>> No.8988785

>>8988758
But that's wrong.

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>>8988776
if you aren't a little girl then pls go away

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>>8988789
whut you see is whut u get

>> No.8988802

Stockholm.

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This picture is sexy

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>>8989188
MORE LIKE CRAZY

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>>8989188
>88

>> No.8989258

>>8989217
It's not shitposting if it's 2hu.

>> No.8989353
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What I would like to do with Rumia is find out whether or not a person's race affects how his flesh tastes.

Like, I would harvest the flesh from a black man and a white man, and serve them up to Rumia in a colour-blind taste test.

My guess is that the white meat would be more tender than the dark meat.

>> No.8989365

>>8989353
Racism is against the rules, you know?

>> No.8989363

If you read her interview, you will notice that Rumia is suffering from serious malnutrition, probably because of a lack of vegetables in her diet.

That fills me with indignation.

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>>8989217
HH

>> No.8989372

>>8989368
go away AHLR

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>>8989365
If you did your research, you'll find that cannibals believe very much in equal oppotunity.

>>8989363
How so? Youkai eat more than just human flesh - I'm sure that Rumia has enough of a survival instinct to scavenge together some nuts and root vegetables.

Even still, it pains anyone to see a cute girl being deprived of a well-rounded diet.

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>>8989383
What puzzles me is how solitary hunters divested from society can find such fancy dresses and keep them in good condition despite not being welcomed by any society. It is, therefore, my believe that touhous naturally extrude their garments and they are, in fact, as much a part of their body as a turtle's shell.

>> No.8989505

>>8989498
Or perhaps a spider's silk, come to think of it. That's probably a better analogy.

>> No.8989539

>>8989498
It's implied that youkai destroyed through physical (as opposed to spiritual) attacks simply regenerate themselves. This ability probably extends to their frilly dresses and hats/headpieces.

>> No.8989580

>>8989539
Well, dismembered at least. I don't think that a youkai completely destroyed could regenerate. Say, if it were burnt to ashes or subjected to Flandre's kyuu. But I know they can come back even if they're killed and cut up in to five pieces. At least, that's what Hieda no Akyuu says.

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>>8989580
Youkai are born from the fears and beliefs of the humans of Gensokyo anyway. As long as they all carry those fears and beliefs, Mystia can recover from being eaten and Rumia can get the shit kicked out of her time and again.

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I want to give Rumia the beef

All of it

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>>8989604
Rumia is a growing girl and she deserves all the hamburgers

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