/jp/ - Otaku Culture

i hope that's a dude

>>8985255
Would suck cock if dude. Would slap shit and steal hat if chick.

i would bang him so hard
would ravage his boypussy and ejaculate inside while pretending he was marisa

>>8985264
>>8985274
>>8985279
female.

>>8985300
I'm afraid I have to call bullshit.

>>8985300
>>>/cgl/

And stay there. Faggot.

>>8985300
No it isn't. Its looks like the guy that did the touhouvania Reimu cosplay. You can tell its a guy.

3DPD

Marisa has a soft gentle face not a scary ogre face.

>>8985311
Really? By looking at him, or by knowing beforehand?

>>8985318
It's the best we can do with cosplaying sluts.

>>8985300
That elbow looks very masculine.

Christ allmighty, I need to learn the secrets of these men. Then invite them for a frilly girly orgy.

>>8985318

Be thankful she isn't fat

>>8985340

these are girls

only girls cosplay

men who cosplay are all cosplaying as guts or vash

>>8985354
Not if they don't have the body type to cosplay guts.

>>8985360
I like this Sakuya

>>8985361
Exactly. Girls shouldn't cosplay guts. They should stick to broom'n frills.

>>8985354
Or, I don't know, any other male character.

>>8985369
Actually, now I kinda want to see a crossplay guts.

>>8985373

Oh I remember you, you posted in a /r9k/ thread about waifus. I knew you were from /jp/

>>8985343
I'd be thankful if she didn't tarnish a character she's clearly not built to cosplay as.

>>8985373
?? it's always guts and vash NO EXCEPTIONS

>>8985343

She's not asian to cosplay 2hu.

Also what the fuck is up with those wings.

>>8985388
coathanger cosplayan

>>8985330
these are the only males posted in here.

>>8985380
Just trying to spread the good word.

asians with light-haired wigs and contacts are the worst
you can't fix the horrible skin tone

>>8985422
or flag nigger noses either

>>8985462
Too long noses aren't any good either agreed

>>8985481
noses are pretty much the worst thing humans have

>>8985492
>noses are pretty much the worst thing humans have

am i cute? uguuuuuuuuu

>>8985513
>>8985492
>>8985481
>>8985462
>>8985422

Shut up. SHUT UP SHUT UP you don't understand. None of you understand. What it's like being a human in the body of a cat.

>>8985343
fuwafuwa imouto

>>8985513
Huh. I've always wondered what noses/nostrils looked like with the outer shell removed.

Do you have this for ears too?

>>8985513

>>8985562

Actually I could cosplay as a cool manly character since I'm tall with a wide back and some muscles from back when I used to swim in the sea. As counterpart I have shame, social anxiety and not enough retardation, meanwhile one of the few great cosplays.

Also to the people who does cosplay and have shame, when you wear it what happens to all the anxiety?
-I lose IQ along with shame and start to laugh at the cheesy anime crap I usually despise.
-To busy having attention to care.
-I get used to it.
-other?

Why is it that you can never tell if touhou cosplayers are guys or girls...makes jacking off feel like russian roulette.

>>8985578
Stop caring about gender, fag.

P.S. thats a man, no woman would read K-On.

>>8985578
WAIT THAT'S A GUY IN YOUR PIC DON'T FAP

>>8985578
Fairly certain that one's a girl, Anon. No guy could grow hair that long.

>>8985572

english isn't your first language, is it?

or are you just autistic?

>>8985609
The first one, despite the grammar you should be able the decrypt the message anyways.

>>8985343
h-hey....

>>8985585
That's not real hair

>>8985585
You've never seen a metalhead?

Post this shit on /cgl/ and not here.

WHO HOMU HERE

>>8985628
You couldn't tell the tone of my post from the first sentence?

Stay in /jp/!

>>8985667
And so my madness continued, I was truly a prisoner.

These disgusting people think they're worthy enough to cosplay as touhous, haha... put them to death, all of them.

>>8985585

Mines a lot longer. Such is being a shut in.

Though my hair is much cleaner and nicer than the average females. Even though I haven't spoke to more than 3 people in real life in the past 2 years I cannot tolerate being unclean.

POST MORE OF THE FINNISH TRAP.

shit, where can I find more of him? i keep looking for pictures of him but no one ever posts them

This thread DOESN'T BELONG on /jp/. There is another board for this crap.

Why are there no good Reisen cosplays...

>>/cgl/

/jp/ meet up

>>8985889
Angry patche is Angry. Maybe she wanted a Banshee instead of a Gundam Unicorn?

>>8985978
>>8985889

why is milk so perfect...

Please stop hurting our eyes.

>>8985991
Have you worshiped our queen today?

>>8985991
I don't think that's milk, but I wouldn't know

>>8986023
ugly

>>8986023
That's what her face looks like? She is not hot. Though i should never think any female on 4chan would be attractive.

Come on guys, why do you post these pics here and not on the cosplay board?

>>8986035
ur ugly

>>8986035
Dont deny your love, anon!

>>8986023
i'd only smell her feet.

but thats it.

>>8986061
I would do more than smell her feet, if you know what I mean.
*whips out dick*

>>8986051
Ugly nose, would fuck the rest.

>>8986051
I can't understand what's in a woman's mind when they get put make up to take a photo in their homes, it scapes my logic.

milk

I want to burn her costumes and all the shit in her room just to let her know to stay away from everything Otaku related for the rest of her life.

>>8986071
Why would you want to fuck someone's nose?

>>8986084
You should probably see a psychologist if you have thoughts of starting arson or expressing yourself violently like that.

>>8986087
HNNNNNGH

I'd gently suck on her toes, if you know what I mean.

This thread is now about our queen!
(*･∀･)／♡＼(･∀･*)

>>8986051
>>8986081
>>8986087
>hime cut
The only fetish I have that 3D can pull off.

>>8986088
I can't stay silent when I see how these creatures are insulting my hobbies.

>>8986087
Come on, Amanda, are you really that desperate for attention that you have to camwhore all over /jp/? I thought selling your underwear for drug money was bad enough.

Leave my waifu alone!!!

>>8986091

You should offer to pay for her Otakon badge in return for being able to suck on her toes. She'd probably take you up on it.

>>8986101
I don't get how our Queen is insulting your hobbies.
If anything, you should be proud! (o*･ω･)ﾉ

>>8986105
Oh she totally would. She's done worse to pay for cons.

>>8986101
Stay special, snowflake.

>>8986118
Tell me these tales.

>>8986119

You mean YOUR queen is insulting OUR hobbies. Shea's not even an Otaku, just an attention whore like all the other filthy cosplayers.

>>8986119

pfft. Do you even lift, Yuugi?

>>8986128
Yes, go on, all knowing.

this thread?
Blame Milk and NSJ

>>8986133

I really hope someone fucks her life up soon.

>>8986141
Will that make you feel better about your fucked up life?

>>8986130

out, out, skedaddle

yeah, out with the cosplay

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Where did this "3DPD" assholes came from? This isnt /a/, get the fuck out, nerds.

>>8986148

Allow me to tell you a tale. It took place 36...no, 14 years ago. But what is time anyway? To me it seemed like yesterday. For you, it might be tomorrow. I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. It's the story of a man. Known by 72 different names. I'm not sure which to call him by...When I first met him, his name was... Noboru Takeda. Even then he wouldn't let anyone bully him. Not even me.
I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.)
He was a pretty good guy. He never said anything back, which made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Me- "You sure that's enough training?"


Him- "No problem. Everything's fine."

Him- "I'll take the best you have.
"


Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.
Hey. What, you don't trust me? I guess. So far so good. You know I could never say no to you. After all - you are the one who showed me the light.
Noboru. Humans have a unique gift. The power of choice. Free will. They can follow any path they desire. So I choose the path if Aikido. The future of mankind depends on it. Time to go...

Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>>8986159
I guess nobody told them cosplaying is very much a part of otaku culture.

>>8986159
Didn't you know that 3DPD was always hated on this board?

>>8986159
better

>>8986163

I'm sorry, but has /jp/ failed yet? Oh, that’s right. It hasn't even become as shitty as /a/. In fact, it’s actually customary to follow the board rules. Does having rules and following them and not allowing /v/ and /b/ level shit ruin the board make /jp/ shitty? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this thread when right now on /a/ there are huge titty threads and metathreads everywhere? /jp/ is far better than /a/ will ever hope to be, so why are you shitposting here? /jp/ has to go up against the 3rd fastest board on 4chan and all the /a/ shitposters and still manages to be a lot better. But you know what? No one with a brain goes to /a/. /jp/ is the best board for talking about VNs and taking it easy. /jp/ is legendary for scaring away shitty noob posters and that's why you're all fanny-flustered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded threads like this. You know why? Because you're going to be even more mad when /jp/ starts dumping Aikido pasta. /a/ just talks about titty monsters and the big 3 which are all shit. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these shitty invasion posts because you're jealous of the quality of /jp/. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking /v/isitors on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>8986175
Thats bullshit anon. We just dont give a fuck.

>>8986138

>>8986175
cry harder, dork

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

>>8986174
They think it's part of the culture but the true Otaku culture is 2D only.

>>8986186
butt plug yuck

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>>8986194
I didnt want to bealive it but is true... /jp/ is now full with faggots from /a/, /v/ and /r9k/.

Stop bitching and post Touhou 3D with enough make-up or photoshop to make it bearable. At least every 6 months the same discussion about the same people. If there's lonely men anywhere there will be whores to collect their attention, it's not a fresh new.

If you don't feel easy about it go discuss it somewhere else, Touhou cosplay may be borderline content but bitching about womyn sure is not.

I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest.

"How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor.

"Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of Manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.

Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it.

God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands all over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy.

I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear.

I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.

>>8986194
Not true. It includes 3D things like tea, dolls, fumos, idols, and many other things! If you just want 2D things go to /a/.

This thread is shit now anyways, please delete OP or NEW SEXY JANITOR.

Please spam the Idol threads with 3DPD or the artist and VA who did you're waifu.

>>8986205
Its /cgl/ material, not /jp/ material.

You could either enjoy little trolling in /cgl/, or get your self spammed in /jp/, the fact that you choose the latter is pretty good proof that you're just doing it for shits and giggles.

Alright all you underage newfags, listen up.

Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking well sick of your shit.

A VAGINA is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A VAGINA is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.

This PSA brought to you by a concerned /jp/edo.

>>8986197
>>8986210

This won't end as long as you bitch.

I like how this con pic spammer is ignoring the fact that there's a cosplay board on 4chan.

>>8986221
Stop making it obvious you're just trolling.

>>8986214
It's just one person spamming.

Gentlemen, I just entered my aviary, within which I own two pink necklaceatiels, these birds are scared to hell of me and will go nuts when I am inside. I began scaring them, making them fly over the small aviary, eventually I picked one and made sure he never had any rest in between fear-flights. Once he was tired, I began to corner him, I grabbed ahold of him, he began biting and clawing at me, I threw him onto the ground, and kicked him. I did not expect him to be alive after this, but he was very much so - and still quite feisty, but unable to really fly now. I pulled down my pants and got on my knees, I began masturbating with my left hand, while I had the bird in my right hand. I was holding onto him by his tail feathers, keeping him upside-down, whenever he would attempt to fly away, I would whack him against the wired wall of the aviary. Eventually his tail feathers fell off, he fell to the ground - he made no attempt to escape. I latched onto him, he began biting me. Whenever he would try to chew on me, I would cease masturbating and flick him in the head and mildly tighten my grip. Two minutes pass and the bird's eyes start to close, his head is tilting whichever way gravity wishes, no longer shaking in fear at what is happening to him. Soon after, the bird is dead. While it was not my intention to kill him, I was pleased at this moment, as it gave me the opportunity to cum on his face, which I would not have attempted to do so easily while he was alive and attempting to bite anything he could. I get up, my legs and pants are covered in birdseed and feathers, I leave them off, knowing I'll need to clean up. I throw the corpse at the second bird as I leave the aviary. It has been about half an hour, that second bird has not moved an inch since I left; it is very possible that he will die of pure stress.

>>8986225
I like the fact that this kopipe spammer is ignoring the fact that cosplay is otaku related.

who is Milk and why should i care?

>>8986233
I have some bad news for you: Cosplayers are not Otakus.

I like how the thread started with cock sucking and then turned into pure shit.

Janitor deletes "spam", leaves up /cgl/ thread.

Thanks for proving me right.

>>8986233
its cosplay before its otaku anon, it goes on /cgl/ no matter how much you want to cry and scream.

That Marisa looks absolutely glowing.
Almost like she's pregnant.

I like how this thread started off with wanting to suck cock, then it turned into pure shit.

>>8986253
You've been waiting for an excuse to post that pic for a while haven't you?

http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8985255/#reply
http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/8822550/#8822550

NSJ has a habit of babysitting his shitty threads.
And what is the other common factor in these threads...

>>8986159
What a slutty outfit.

Fucking mod, I was in this thread for the copypasta

>>8986265
You have no idea.
I was going to make a thread of my own with a drawing of a pregnant Marisa.
Couldn't find one.

>>8986371

>>8986383
yeah I did find that one. but it's unusable because reimu is in it.

>>8986472

>>8986119
Why do Yuugis always have such wonderful breasts?

>>8986133
She's not really beefy in ZUNart anyways.

>>8986640

no one is very anything in ZUNart.

Please refrain from bumping off-topic threads.
Thank you.

Someone post the picture of the Marisa figure being drowned in a cup of jizz by that one guy.

>>8985255

can I at least get a name for this guy?
please respond.
i'm desperately in love with him.

Would Milk do some non-lewd cuddling with me if I paid her with my autism bucks? She looks pretty soft, and her mom face is comforting.

>>8986925

please respond

>>8986995
You have pretty poor taste.

>>8987008
No idea, but if you type in something like "trap finnish cosplayer" in google you get a youtube video. He is there and he speaks at some point in his Finnish gibberish.

>>8986277
It's the janitor's job to delete spam. Even if it's in threads you don't like. Suck it up.

>>8987021

thank you, that actually helped.

I wonder what Milk-chan would do if she got into an accident one day that totally messes her face up. Would she rather kill herself or keep living as a fleshy blob? Honestly, seeing her little world falling apart would be pretty entertaining.

Why hasn't anyone beat her up yet?
Stop shitting up /jp/
Her trips should be autoban, just like Meru.
She's worse than meru

>>8987131
Oh is that what she goes by?
Her name's Amanda, she's from CT, and she's only short and fleshy because she had her growth stunted by the amount of coke she was snorting when she was 13.

>>8986914
I ain't give fuck

Are we being targeted by /cgl/ whores again?
3DPD belongs in the the idol threads only. Cosplaying whores fuck off.

>>8990557
Go back to /a/ you slimmy subhuman.

Death to all Cosplayers.
Death to all fake Otakus.

well idk if the people from the other 3d thread are looking but to reply, i can post proof if you want but i dont think anyone care to this point

>>8990598
Practice your slut worship there.
>>>/cgl/
>>>/a/

>>8990598
You're getting stale.

>>8990615
post proof of what

>>8990615
Go away already, nobody cares about anything you say, kiddo.

>>8990628
oh ok

>>8990615
Stop attentionwhoring Lily or I will post your personal info.

>>8990636
Please do because I hate this little piece of shit.

>>8986186
is that lenfried?

>>8990659
Yes, you piece of shit.

I wish everyone in these pics and everyone who likes this thread would just die.

>>8990693
I wish you would go back to /a/.

>>8990697
I wish you would join him 3D slut lover.

>>8990636

Leave that person alone faggot what is your problem?

>>8990697
I'm just trying to keep this place clean from cosplay scum. You should be thankful for that.

>>8990730
But I like pretty boys who cosplay my favorite 2hus.

>>8990730
I'd rather clean this place from scum like you.

I don't care about cosplay at all, but always mad fags are what makes this board...sad.

>>8990795
>but mad fags
Looks like you'll need to clean yourself.

>>8990741
It's not exist.

>>8990795
Is it really wrong to defend your home and your hobbies? I cannot forgive them if some of my favorite characters are involved.

>>8990795
Then fuck off already
>>>/a/
>>>/cgl/

>>8990839
This is also my home, and this is my hobby.

How is it hurting yours, exactly?

>>8990847
They are disgracing the characters with their cosplay.

>>8990727
We don't need more attentionwhores even if I don't dislike her personally.

>>8990867
Exactly. Cosplaying is nothing but attention whoring. The cosplayers don't give a shit about the characters.

>>8990878
>The cosplayers don't give a shit about the characters.
No.

>>8990882
I love Marisa, but even if I was a nice looking trap or female, I would never dress up as her.
Why? Because I have respect of her even though she isn't real.

>>8990907
i only respect my waifu that much.

>>8990882
>>>/cgl/

so on cgl, everyone uses the word "seagulls"
what does this mean

>>8990907
It's great that you don't do it and all, but you can't project those sentiments onto everyone else.

>>8990981
look at how autistic you are

sea - c
gu - g
ll- l

>>8990981
Umineko

>>8990636
Post it and I'll be on the news for break in and forced cuddling.

>>8992022
Sorry I meant raped and killed.

>>8992038
You'll break into her house, and then she'll rape and kill you?