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She's even cuter now.

She's soulless. She can't really think. She can't really feel anything. She can talk, she can follow orders, but she's not really thinking or acting on her own at all. Even when she's released from Seiga's control, her body is only acting on physical remnants of her memories. None of her original self is there at all. She's nothing more than a meat doll.

>>8982331

Stop making her sound more attractive.

>>8982331

>meat doll

Looks like I just got a woody.

>>8982331
You just described yourself (and everyone else)

>>8982337
SODEEP

>>8982337
But I'm not a stiffer.

I...dammit!

Yoshika,Parsee,and Yuyuko are the saddest touhou characters.

But atleast Parsee and Yuyuko dont seem to care about much.

>>8982375
The poltergeists, too.

So why you still didn't downloaded the jiangshi ero voice and fapped to it like it was Yoshika ?

>>8982413
I don't fap to corpses.

>>8982451
Yet

>>8982472
I don't fap to ten year olds either.

>>8982494
Yet

>>8982494

>>8982375
Mokou is sad, but she's also a dick so maybe a balance is found there

Does this corpse still have a soul?

I sometimes wonder. If Yoshika is dead, and thus her soul has departed, then how is she able to still compose poems? Her brain has half rotten, but a soul, a spirit, whatever the gods gave you, is what makes you appreciate beauty, if you like to believe in that sort of thing.

A dolphin is intelligent, sort of, but can it go beyond simple problem solving thoughts?

Yoshika is always cute, no matter what.

Does she hop everywhere or does she simply fly?

Help guys, I like Yoshika but I'm just too lazy to read anything from SoPM even though I looked forward to it so much ;_;

>>8983100
>>>/religion/

I want to read Yoshika poems.

>>8983110
You know what, I am somewhat disappointed how zombies are always seen as monsters, instead as unfortunate victims. Perhaps this is why I liked Uzigas' "You after the rain" story. It is guro, but it was bittersweet guro.

Hopefully we will see more of Yoshika in the future.

>>8983117
She probably hops when she's on the ground.

If you tip her over she'll forget that she can fly and spend hours trying to get back up.

>>8983119
ゆっくりしっていてね！！

>>8983118
Lazy faggot.

>>8982317
>Threat Level = Very High
>Human Friendship Level = None
She'll devour you if you come too close.

>>8983150
I'd let her devour me, if you know what I mean. By me I mean my dick.

>>8983155
Enjoy being a dickless guy for the rest of your life.

Would you put her out of her misery, /jp/?

>>8983150
>She'll devour you if you come too close.
Why would she? With the same reasoning ("none") I can say that she'll hug me if I come too close.

>>8983225
I'd probably try and fail since I'm guessing she is probably strong enough to punch a human's head off if she doesn't bite it off first.

>>8983269
It's okay, anon.

Jiangshi don't punch. They scratch. You'll just get infected and turn into a jiangshi too.

>>8983269
>>8983337
Now i'm pumped ! Alright, i'll put her out of misery for you anons.

>>8983225
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neTcTIppejM

how to fight against a chinese vampire.

>>8983371
What did he throw at the zombie in the end?

>>8983433
Blood of a black dog.

>>8983445
From a black dog. Duh.

>>8983440
Where the hell am I supposed to get that?

>>8983452
Are we talking regular black dogs or the black dogs of myth?

Behind that veil of ignorant and fear people have for youkai and supernatural beings. She is just scared and trying to make the best of her situation.

Behind that veil of ignorant and fear people have for youkai and supernatural beings. She is just scared and trying to make the best of her situation.

>>8983474
She is dead, and her rotting corpse is enslaved to some wicked hermit. I don't think there is a way to improve her situation without resorting to complete destruction.

>>8983371
I had no idea that smooth criminal was a fighting style.

Sure.
I wonder if you could slap a different ofuda on her head and let her old self run the show?

>>8983627

You mean one that allows her old soul to control the body just like Seiga does? Sounds interesting.

So. Who's got the willpower to close her shirt for her without feeling her up?

>>8983726
I don't think it is possible to close her shirt without accidentally brushing one of your fingers against her tender, tremulous flesh, faintly covered by the night dew, feeling the cold skin just so barely, making an ever tittilating contrast of heat between you and hers. Her heart has stopped beating, but you could swear she is blushing, her semi-vacant eyes avoiding yours.

You can't help but wonder what touching her directly would feel like...

>>8983726
I would button her up from a distance with magic. "No need to thank me, Miss."

>>8983759
I bet women tell you you are a nice guy.

>>8983726
It'd be impossible to close it without touching them, but I also don't have a death-wish so no overt actions.

>>8983753
I think I came a little.

Tsk, tsk. There's a difference between lightly touching her boobs and actually grabbing them.As long as you don't grope her, she'll be thankful.
Then she'll remember she's supposed to be driving away intruders and hop-chase you away.

>>8983822
What if I just pushed her over.

>>8983772
It is a gentleman's duty to protect a (pure) woman's purity!

>>8983887
Rape is against the law. Desecration of human remains is also a crime.

Can't you just leave or ask for an audience?

>>8983887
Surely she has a "if you fall over, get back up" subroutine on her ofuda?

>>8983898
>Desecration of human remains
But that's exactly what her master is doing!

>>8983898
ITT: Gensokyo is America.

>>8983887
She's wave her arms ineffectively and whine about it.

>>8983909
Land of the Free.

>>8983903
Nope, Seiga needs to tenderly kiss her to make her stand up again.

Int that paper thing on her forehead supposed to be some kind of seal like sealing off the dead or some kind of prevention? I thought the original purpose was supposed to prevent them from rising from the grave again or something.

>>8983726
With tits that big, no amount of willpower would prevent you from touching them.

>>8984032
>It's this sort of youkai that she created and controls by attaching a charm to its forehead(*3).
>3: Written on the charm is a "To-do List", which they follow dutifully because of their mindlessness.

Symposium.

>>8984093
But originally what are those things supposed to be?

>>8984105
The tags were always decrees.

The tags that stopped them said something like "Stop" or something.

I jot down "think for yourself" on an ofuda and slap it on her head. What happens?

>>8984134
She stands there and does nothing.

>>8984146
Ok, think AND act for yourself.

>>8982413
>jiangshi ero voice
quick someone link me

>>8984168
Learn how to use perfect dark, dude.

>>8984148
Her brain is half-decayed already. She simply cannot do that.

>>8984173
Yuyuko is completely rotten, yet she thinks.

>>8984173
That's completely different. Yuyuko is a soul with no body. Yoshika is a body with no soul.

>>8984281
Because she's a spirit, her physical form has no relation to her. Yoshika is a jangshi so her capabilities are related to her physical status.

So you all want premamently want to take down a Jiangshi? Then wouldn't the solution be to... take down the hermit?

I would at least mean that Yoshika would be free from her control.

Course the big question would be.... could you be able to take down Seiga. Your talking about a hermit who could easily evade you by passing through walls. Other skills are unknown, but since she dealt with assassin of hell many times before. I'm pretty certain it means she's got a load of experiecne under her belt.

+1400 year obviously means she knows a hell of a lot too. Good luck taking her down....

>>8985056
She's strong enough to fend off shinigami. That automatically puts her in the top-tier in powerlevels.

>>8984173
Then how does she revert back to her old behaviors?

>>8985594
Remnants of old habits. Muscle memory. Vague recollections of a previous life.

>>8985602
How can you compose poems without thought?

Yoshika makes me a bit sad. I guess she doesn't care about all of this, though

>>8985619
Translation error. She's reciting, not composing.

>>8985626
dat armpit

>>8985626
You sure about that? Maybe in some way she doesn't care. But should the corpse really be suffering from the treatment Seiga gives her?

Moving against her own will...bending to the hermit's every order she puts on the ofuda.

Think about the Jiangshi! They're people too...sort of...

>>8982768
>But she's also a dick

Go back to bed, Kaguya.

>>8985619
When you're a zombie you decompose poems

>>8987742
stop it

>>8987742

>>8987742

I can't believe I chuckled at that.

If you fed her Youmu's ghost side would the soul take up residence in her body and Youmu could control her?

>>8987879
Better yet, would Youmu die if her ghost 'died'.

>>8987879
I'm pretty sure Seiga would stop her if that were the outcome.

>>8987879
What the hell IS Youmu's ghost half, anyway?

>>8987742
nigga i'll cut you

>>8987891
How did Komachi end up as Juanita Sanchez anyways?

>>8989115
You just answered your own question.

>>8989155
I have no idea. Never visited /jp/ until a bit before /vp/ was created.

>>8987742
Oh God, why did I laugh?