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/jp/, I just read the sex ratio article in wikipedia, an I feel like my life is utterly fucked now.
I always thought that there were more women than men on earth, like a 1:9 ratio or close, my biology teacher told me that on high school. How am I supposed to find a virgin maiden when there are so little out there? Plus, women are like fucking animals that go only after the most alpha dudes, and once an alpha acquires a few females, it attracts more and more women into his sphere, leaving me with slimmest chances of getting the pure Mädchen.

It makes no sense, why would there be a 1:1 ratio when one male can impregnate a large number of females? Why are you so cruel, god? I feel like dropping out.

>> No.8969542

Do it faggot. You'll also increase the female:male ratio (2D and 3D) for the rest of us.

>> No.8969540

If a virgin relationship is so important to you, go fuck yourself.

>> No.8969546

3d women are ugly with their clothes off

There is maybe 1% or so of the entire population I'd be willing to have sex with

>> No.8969548

Did it get too depressing for you over there in /r9k/? Take this shit back there. /jp/ is for people who get depressed over other things than relationshits.

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8969550

Lots of girls keep their butt virginity their whole lives. Just abide by the ancient wisdom of 4chan. stick it in her pooper

>> No.8969553

If virginity is important to you, just get a loli.

>> No.8969637
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>>8969553
And face jail? Yeah, sure. Damn those feminist laws forcing us to settle for used goods.

>> No.8969649

>>8969546
You would have sex with 30 million women? Get the fuck out of /jp/.

>> No.8969750

Just enjoy your virginal 2D harem OP.

You will be virginal together forever.

>> No.8969787

I don't understand why /jp/ hates feminists so much, we would still never have sex even if our social mores were back in the 1850s.

Besides, because they know first hand about opression and intersectionality, most of them support autism rights[
/spoiler]

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>>8969787
/r9k/ go away

>> No.8969809

There's no rationale behind misogyny and all these women haters would be bullies or were at one point until they come across someone stronger/smarter than they or has authority which is almost everyone so they always remain betas.

>> No.8969817

>>8969809
That's a very poorly constructed sentence. Even a woman could do better than that.

>> No.8969855

>>8969817

When you come up with a refutation, get back to me. Until then smear your excrement in another thread.

>> No.8969856

>>8969637
You won't go to jail if you aren't caught. The trick to not getting caught is to do pick her up from an area you don't live, and take good care of her so that when she looks back on it she doesn't see it as someone taking advantage of her.

>> No.8969860

>>8969855
I would try, but I honestly have no fucking idea what you were trying to say.

>> No.8969877

>>8969787

Because Dworkin.

>> No.8969880

>>8969860

I understand. There are many foreigners here and English may not be their first language. :3

>> No.8969888

>>8969880
Seriously, reread your post and tell me that it's constructed in a readable way. If you still think it makes sense, you should probably go to bed soon, you have school in the morning.

>> No.8969911

>>8969787
>they know first hand about opression
ha ha

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>>8969809
That is one clusterfuck of a sentence.
>and all these women haters would be bullies
...except?

You didn't contrast that part of your sentence.

>> No.8969917

>>8969914
Fucking thank you. I thought I was the only one that noticed.

>> No.8969919

>>8969914
>>8969917
Cretins.

>> No.8969928

>>8969919
I am honestly in shock that you think that your sentence was legible.

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>>8969919
I get what you're saying--to a point--but there's no contrast following the extensive "would" clause, so the whole thing is invalid.

You can be as colourful with your words as you want, but there are some basic... fundamental rules to grammar, and you kind of just threw it out the window.

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