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8966252 No.8966252 [Reply] [Original]

I don't know why I bought this fig. I have never read any Railgun novels or even watched the Index anime. I don't even know who or what Saten is, other than the fact that she's "useless" or something.

I only bought it because of her notoriety on 4chan, and maybe the nice posing. I mean, she's popular on /jp/, /a/, /g/, and other boards for SOME reason, right?

It doesn't even match my current fig collection (Touhou 1/8s, Alter Nanoha figs, and various figma). So would somebody please explain to me why I bought this fig.

>> No.8966254

Two words: Hot glue.

>> No.8966265

>>8966254

I'm not into that kind of stuff man. I'm genuinely baffled as to why Saten suddenly showed up on the checkout counter.

I just want to settle this once and for all. What is it with Saten?

>> No.8966286

>>8966265
Who knows. I used to think people only pretended to like her as a troll, but considering that she did rather well in Saimoe I guess there are people that actually like her.

>> No.8966304

You bought it so you can make a thread about it on /jp/ and taunt the neo janitor.

>> No.8966311

You bought it because it's a good fig. Nice pose. Good face. Shit details, but who cares, it's 3000 yen on Amiami. I would've bought it if there were left overs.

>>8966304

Haha

>> No.8966311,1 [INTERNAL] 

f*uck my c-ck

>> No.8966311,2 [INTERNAL] 

F UCK M Y C O C K

>> No.8966311,3 [INTERNAL] 

Why did /prog/ have to die?

>> No.8966311,4 [INTERNAL] 

tokiwadai no level fivu?

>> No.8966311,5 [INTERNAL] 

Where'd everyone go...?

>> No.8966311,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,5
I'm here

>> No.8966311,7 [INTERNAL] 

WEHY IS OPEN OFFICE SUCHA PIECE OF SHIT FUCK ME THE INASS

>> No.8966311,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,7
uh I thought everyone move to libreoffice

>> No.8966311,9 [INTERNAL] 

feel when roommate has gf staying the night again

feel when this just started happening a week ago

feel when my peaceful nights are gone

feel when just fuckign kill me already

>> No.8966311,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,9
My best friend had a girl move in with him and his mom when he was 16 and then he stopped hanging out with everyone and then he stopped coming online and now he works full time at a job that the girl got him but the girl moved away so he just works full time.

>> No.8966311,11 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,10
i dont know what to do

>> No.8966311,12 [INTERNAL] 

he eeven has to work in the morning and the washroom is right nex to his room

>> No.8966311,13 [INTERNAL] 

JUST FUCKING KILL MEA LREADY

>> No.8966311,14 [INTERNAL] 

i just dont know how to feel

>> No.8966311,15 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,11
with quads like those, i'm sure you'll be fine

>> No.8966311,16 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,15
how am i going to be fine if i cant even go take a piss *puts on the metroid prime menu music*

>> No.8966311,17 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,16
i cant even PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.8966311,18 [INTERNAL] 

feel with me warosu

>> No.8966311,19 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,18
Can you keep up with me?

>> No.8966311,20 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,19
im not sure the goal is to feel harder than everyone else i dont want to feel but i was made to

>> No.8966311,21 [INTERNAL] 

>→ 4chan Passes are now on sale now for Black Friday/Cyber Monday! ←

LMAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Hmm what have I done for 4chan this year? I didn't answer a single one of my e-mails, took the feedback page down temporarily, banned users in IRC for asking simple questions before shutting it down too, temporarily range banned Germany and a certain Saten friend, caused multiple boards to erupt in chaos over my retarded janitors and mods, still haven't allowed anime on /jp/, drove thousands of users to my rival site 8chan which scored a deal with 2ch and banned #GamerGate discussion for no reason. My users hate me and I can't even post without getting owned. Even Lowtax is laughing at my ass.

Yes I think I deserve money for all my hard work this year. I'll just charge $15 instead of $20."

>> No.8966311,22 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,21
Literally everyone hates you too.

>> No.8966311,23 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,22
I like Saten friend that was a great post

>> No.8966311,24 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,23
ty i worked hard on it

>> No.8966311,25 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,23
Do you just follow this retard around?

>> No.8966311,26 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,25
No I just refresh warosu like 14 hours a day

>> No.8966311,27 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,26
Oh so you're just being epic then.

>> No.8966311,28 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,26
I know that feel...

Well I hope you enjoy your Thanksgiving friend!

>> No.8966311,29 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,28
I'm staying at home eating pizza from yesterday while my mom goes to her sisters

>> No.8966311,30 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,29
Why don't you go and play with your loli cousins?

>> No.8966311,31 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,30
She got a restraining order against his sick violent pedo ass

>> No.8966311,32 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,31
Somehow I have a feeling you're talking about me. My cousin doesn't have a restraining order or anything against me and I'm not violent at all. She came over on Halloween.

>> No.8966311,33 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,32
Your mom came over for Halloween. Then I came inside.

>> No.8966311,34 [INTERNAL] 

so whats this thread about

>> No.8966311,35 [INTERNAL] 

I heard that the gamergoat aristocrat guy deleted all of his stuff and left the internet to go race mix is that true saten?

>> No.8966311,36 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,35
Holy shit what a betrayal

>> No.8966311,37 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,35
wtf he was the best gamergoat

>> No.8966311,38 [INTERNAL] 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2c0iWOyLfQM
Saten BTFO

>> No.8966311,39 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,35
I guess he hit the road before he destroyed any and all credibility he might have in real life.

>> No.8966311,40 [INTERNAL] 

is it true he had sex with gookgf on stream

>> No.8966311,41 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,35
>>8966311,36
>>8966311,37
>>8966311,39
>>8966311,40
who the fuck are you virgin nerds
are we being invaded bros?

>> No.8966311,42 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,41
saten told me this was a good place to discuss gamergate

it's not invading since I was invited

>> No.8966311,43 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,41
Saten probably decided to shitpost on warosu even harder.

>> No.8966311,44 [INTERNAL] 

Oh man look at those little breasts under that shirt
Why do girls hate me?!

>> No.8966311,45 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,44
You're ugly.

>> No.8966311,46 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,44
knowledge of said feel

>> No.8966311,47 [INTERNAL] 

I've never really talked to any girls so I don't know if they hate me

>> No.8966311,48 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,47
if they liked you, you would know. the whole "im handsome but im just awkward :) so no girls approach me hah.. im good looking though trust me" is something only delusional losers with no friends tell themselves

it's on par with "despite my no accomplishments and the fact that I play point and click games all day im actually very intelligent and could succeed if I wanted to.. I just don't try"]

these people are victims of the self-esteem propaganda in schools where instead of telling a kid like it is they tell them what feels good "he's smart just doesn't apply himself"

>> No.8966311,49 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,48
Why do they hate me

>> No.8966311,50 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,48
I'm a bit awkward, I've never considered myself handsome, and I'm not the most sane person out there by any means but I do notice when girls are interested in me because they do approach me or stare at me and honestly it's creepy.

>> No.8966311,51 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,50
>girls are interested in me but im a virgin

epic :^)

do u really believe this

>> No.8966311,52 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,51
yers

>> No.8966311,53 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,51
I'm just saying what I think. There was that girl who always tried talking to me and would stand uncomfortably close to me while I spoke. She walked in on me while I was changing. Then at a family birthday a relative's friend was over and was unusually interested in me and kept asking me to talk with her and dance with her and she eventually literally overpowered me and pulled me into a room to dance with her and then when I was leaving she blocked me at the door and asked for my phone number and when I told her I didn't have a phone she made me promise to "do something" with her some time (I never did). Also my sister's friend always stares at me and told my sister she had a crush on me and my sister told my mom, and then my mom told me. She touches me way more than I'm comfortable with and her intense staring habits (while somewhat flattering) are kind of weird. I could understand maybe looking at someone from far away, but even if I'm a few feet away from her she stares at me. For example my sister once showed me and her friend a video on her phone and I could see out of the corner of my eye that the friend was not actually looking at the video at all, but rather at me watching the video. There was also that one girl who flashed her literal bare tits at me and ruined my midnight snack.

I'd really love for a loli to act like this toward me, but none of those girls were lolis.

>> No.8966311,54 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,53
Fucking kill yourself.

>> No.8966311,55 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,54
After I get a LGF.

>> No.8966311,56 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,21
anime discussion shouldnt be allowed on /jp/

>> No.8966311,57 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,21
#4chan is still up you god damn idiot

>> No.8966311,58 [INTERNAL] 

feel when you understand deep down inside that it's literally impossible for you to have a gf

>> No.8966311,59 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,56
Are you retarded?

>> No.8966311,60 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,58
who did this to you

>> No.8966311,61 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,59
Yes

>> No.8966311,62 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,53
This guy actually believes his delusional fantasies are real.. holy shit!!

>> No.8966311,63 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,62
Those all happened though

>> No.8966311,64 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,63
I'm sure you believe it did

>> No.8966311,65 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,59
theres literally no reason to discuss anime on /jp/. what do you think /a/ is for?

>> No.8966311,66 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,64
really

>> No.8966311,67 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,66
i believe you <3

>> No.8966311,68 [INTERNAL] 

IA wasn't really relevant to #GamerGate outside of the two videos in August although I will miss him owning nerds on Twitter.

>>8966311,57
The chat was shut down for a long period of time after #GG was banned (along with the feedback feature).

>> No.8966311,69 [INTERNAL] 

Saten I like you but you don't have to act like SJWs to beat SJWs.

>> No.8966311,70 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,69
computer illiterate people voicing their outrage on tweeter isn't a social justice war holy shit

i bet saten thinks the reason he's still a virgin has something to do with feminism and the matriarchy

>> No.8966311,71 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,21
I'll give him money just to spite you so even moot could profit on your eternal butthurt you fucking nigger

>> No.8966311,72 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,70
Of course this retard does, he immediately turned half the people on warosu into his enemies just because they wanted him to fuck off. Shit doesn't get much more subhuman than lacking reason.

>> No.8966311,73 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,70

I would let Saten mega cutie take my virginity.

>> No.8966311,74 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,73
You realize he is unironically mentally retarded right?

>> No.8966311,75 [INTERNAL] 

Excuse me but Saten-chan is a girl. And a cute one at that.

>> No.8966311,76 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,72
I think you overestimate how much people other than yourself care

>> No.8966311,77 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,76
I think I'm going to keep talking about it seeing as how hard it causes him to shit his pants.

>>8966311,69
It's super effective!

>> No.8966311,78 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,76
It's a different person bitching about him every day.

>>8966311,77
You were going to continue anyways, because you're completely retarded.

>> No.8966311,79 [INTERNAL] 

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>> No.8966311,80 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,77
The fact that you acknowledge and are proud of pissing people off here is really terrible. I don't get it, you support gamergate, but you have the exact same annoying personality as some annoying faggot from tumblr. I cannot understand how you don't show even the slightest bit of guilt for how you act here. You really are the worst

>> No.8966311,81 [INTERNAL] 

https://8chan.co/jp/

>> No.8966311,82 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,80
ignore, you are just feeding his ego

>> No.8966311,83 [INTERNAL] 

>>8966311,81
https://8chan.co/lolitism/

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