/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who is Aika ? ( just joking )
sad to see how she goes away like that , I mean after all the years , H!P could give her at least her own graduation.She wasn't the most popular girl , but still a member of MM.

I have a feeling it wasn't just her decision to leave.

It was either that or risk becoming a cripple.

Too bad she won't have a proper graduation and that my dear leader won't have her solo grad as intended.
However, I'm sure Gaki-san doesn't mind it, there's a lot of Risa merchandise and her fans will be there in force, something Mitsui won't have.

Can't stand shitty Marvel movies but I saw Avengers for free and there was something refreshing about the credits being a new Soundgarden song. Reminded me of better days.

Ai-chan will appear on NHK Taiga drama "Taira no Kiyomori".

"终于要飞了'_早晨那份激动没了''想睡'不知道那边有没有Wi-fi'一觉过后想
要各种耍微薄哇。宝贝们祝福我还有@养乐兔 顺利"

"Finally getting on the plane. This morning I was so excited I didn't sleep. I don't know if that place has Wi-fi, after a nap I want to play around on Weibo. Darlings, wish myself and @Yang YueTu a safe trip."

JunJun is going to Dubai with her friend for some reason. I hope she stays safe. 一路顺风。

>>8961616
aika leaving makes me sad ;___;

i will eat a big mac for her ;___;

>>8964371

Ohio, Jay-pee

Looks like I missed the /jp/ meet-up in Dubai.

JunJun posted this about it.

It's Masaki's birthday, as if anyone cares.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6uUZVdhpbo
JunJun in Argentina doling out hugs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=tcyLU5tjWyg

Gaki-san is too cute.

>>8966877
One of the best pop songs ever. Speaking of old school Risa, and the best pop songs ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=RTOCTa3vN_0

>>8966367
I remember being told she was fluent in English, which I found a bit odd since she never spoke English as far as I can recall. Guess she isn't fluent after all.

And once more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LQQMJ9htX0

And twice more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfgGW6-6WC8

1080p... Idc if it's not true 1080p, it is glorious. So many memories. gutsy is gonna crai.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rCc1EGHoS0

>>8964765
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand gif saved
thx bro

>>8967187
You're welcome.

"第一餐'delicioso'"

"First meal, delicious"

I'm confused as to where JunJun is at now. Her friend that had went on the trip with JunJun said that she herself arrived in Buenos Aires, but earlier they said they were going to Dubai.
I'm guessing they changed planes in Dubai and then headed to Buenos Aires.

Anyway, look at this picture of JunJun.

>>8967013
>>8967049
>>8967113
Awesome stuffs. Just the thought of her having spent more than 10 years in MM, experiencing a lot of changes along the way, then watching all these old videos. It makes the area around my eyes damp.

>>8967113
Do you think Morning Musume will ever have a singer as good as Aichan again?

This question is actually for the group. Do any of you see any of the current crop developing into truly strong vocalists?

Gaki-san, so fit.

>>8967828
No. The best we're gong to get right now is Riho. Unless they start grabbing girls that are a bit older and have a good bit of musical training.

>>8967920
That is pretty much my theory, too.

Kind of a shame.

>>8967928
Yeah, quite unfortunate. That being said, for all we know there are hidden gems within the new generations. Kudou and Fukumura have been eggs for years now, so they may surprise us once they're given more time to blossom within the group and of course more lines in songs.

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/SPcuHD_VKsc/

Last night's concert, I think? At least the one where Aika mentions her graduation.

>>8967958
>>8967928
>>8967920
Yeah but someone like Riho could develop into a great vocalist. She's already good.

Would you definitely put 12 year old Aichan in a different league than 12 year old Riho, vocally? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXQRzkoUwA0

Think about the best vocalists in H!P, they all developed as they grew. These girls ARE getting professional vocal training, lol.

This thread is quite possibly filled with worse cancerous foreign trip faggot presence I've ever witnessed

>>8969168
Just some bros sippin' juice, talking 'bout idols. Feet propped. Why so uneasy?

Oh man, Gaki-san at the end of that concert. Her eyes were getting teary.

Can someone post the schedule for the shows Risa is supposed to be on again?

>>8968556
Ikuta really knows how to be an idol, huh?
Haruka's forehead was glorious.
Sato really is a sweet girl.
I was at my limit at the end. Stupid Namidacchi.,

>>8968556
Oh, and thanks for the link anon.

yeah, great concert. that stage was awesome.

"早'...昨晚腿抽经了_昨晚被压了"

"Morning, last night I stretched out my legs. Last night was really full of pressure."

I can die happy now.

Any of you bros share your birthday with your waifu?

>>8971737
Closest to me would be Nov. 20th by Maiha Ishimura, former Berryz member. (Mine is the 19th)

Also, which House would KonKon be placed into if she went to Hogwarts?

>>8971670
gross chicken skin

>>8971892
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

>>8971670
wow! she has delicious looking toes.

10/10 - would love to suckle on those.

>>8971845
Hufflepuff. No doubt.

>>8972055
Never change, Bigmac. Never change.

>>8969804
May 8 - Blog Deka
May 14 - TORE! (Risa, Yossie and Ai)
No date yet - Downtown DX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87tQt4EY2Go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=1Olo8gzgpC4#t=54s

;_;

can you even say it like that?

>>8973372
She writes and spells like a five year old.

>>8973372
good question.
>>8972174
Inbefore Gaki fans attack me, but I think Ai had a better graduation song before she graduated.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6LEgOFf4-Q

Opinions?

>>8973527
>Yo yo yo, Imma let you finish, but Takahashi Ai had the best graduation concert of ALL TIME.

>>8973527
>Yo yo yo, Imma let you finish, but Takahashi Ai had the best graduation song of ALL TIME.

>>8973527
No shit, Ai had an original song. Gaki had a cover, but still a good one.

>>8973372
She probably meant "Thank you, my dear friends."
Its cute.

Also, Jenga™.

>>8973372
>>8973523
>>8973624
It's how the lyrics of the song go. Blame whoever wrote it originally.

Though, truth be told, not like Tsunku's english is much better.

>>8973677
Scratch that, it's not a MM song, but still Tsunku's.

>>8973677
Oh, I see.

Will Aika actually get in the end anything special?

I mean its less than 2 weeks left, I doubt they can even do something even if they want.

>>8973527
you literally cannot spell or use proper grammar.

>>8973758
>Will Aika actually get in the end anything special?

lolno.

What quality of Aika's made her not as popular as other idols despite her lengthy period within H!P?

>>8974505
I can only speak for myself, but she's just not interesting to me. There's nothing special or unique about her. Maybe if we determined a members' worth by the amount and miniature size of their teeth, she would be the top dog.

>>8974505
at one point she had deliciously plump chebs. however, time wasn't kind to her chebs and they have since deflated ;___;

>>8972138
i have no inclination to do so.

>>8974547
Yeah, no.

I bet that's what your critique of Brazil would read as too, then you'd go play Halo before you jack off to hot blonde TWINS. Because that's your taste.

>>8974691

Personally, I adored Aika when she looked like this...

what is this
are these girls idols, like in the idolmaster? i liked that game

Aika is a nice girl I'm sure, but the small teeth + her old lady voice never appealed much to me.

TORE! 5/14 preview

"这两天的各种吃..。照照镜子.啊丫！！"

"The last two days went to various places to eat. Shining/reflecting mirror. Ai-ya!!"

No idea what her 2nd statement is supposed to mean. Must be some kind of euphemism or colloquialism.

>>8974676
>at one point she had deliciously plump chebs. however, time wasn't kind to her chebs and they have since deflated ;___;
This a million times. I liked Aika back when she had short black hair, but then she fucked that up by growing it out, dyeing it a shitty color, and making the same smirk in every blog photo she takes like Reina does.

Pic related. Left = God tier Mitsui, Right = Shit tier Mitsui.

>>8975667

>>8969120

You're definitely right about Riho. She's got a ton of potential and, of course, all the vocalists get better over time.

It's just that Ai was really something special. She was always note perfect, with a trained voice. The other girls have nice voices that sound great recorded, but live they sometimes flounder. Then again, they are singing while dancing which is stupid hard so just the fact that they are able to carry a tune speaks volumes about their talent.

>>8967958

This is true. I think the development phase of the Eggs is very important. Personally, I think induction has been a bit premature lately but the kinda frantic cycling of graduating members in MM make it necessary, I suppose.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jfdW4EelI0

I think this was nicely done. I am really gonna miss her.

"红..。明天就要开始录制呢.。宝贝们为我加油吧!.。im lucky girl?!!晚安/> 明早5点就得起来"

"Red.. Tomorrow we start recording. I'll do my best for my darlings! [im lucky girl?!!] Good night. Tomorrow at 5 a.m. I have to wake up."

I want to grab JunJun's cheeks.

What the hell kind of show forces a decent person like Gaki-san to view this abhorrent image?

Videos with fucked up audio/video sync: the site

>>8978101
Didn't know people used H!O for anything other than photos

"笨到没的选.菩萨保佑哇"

"I choose not to smile. Bodhisattva Buddhism's blessing"

Probably talking about how Buddhist's refrain from participating in worldly pleasures. Why so silly JunJun?

10 days.

>>8975745

>>8974505
Aika just kinda seems like a nice girl. She's cute and all but she's not as effervescent some of the other girls.

Personally, I also tend to gravitate towards the strong singers and I still, after all these years, have difficulty picking her voice out of the mix on the records.

>>8974779
Of course you wouldn't get it, the joke was about you after all.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6K2aPbUS6Y

Sine! Cosine! Mentaiko!

>>8980026
Your "joke" was mediocre. Just like Aika.

Aika is leaving? I really don't care... she was the most annoying girl in the group! Bye bye Aika ! =)

Kikka!

OH YA SUE MI, Jay Pee.

I'm thinking of downloading all of JunJun's blog pics and uploading it to rapidshare or some shit.
Suggest a good upload site. If there isn't a storm tomorrow and my internet is not messing up I'll see about going about it.
明儿见。

>>8980721
Hotness. She'd probably be doing AV if Tsunku hadn't let her in.

>>8980904
She is not H!P.

>>8980544
You don't get it. You have shit taste. Nothing you say matters.

>>8980774
>>8980774
https://rapidshare.com/files/768830551/李纯.rar

As promised. Tell me if the link doesn't work because I'm not used to doing this shit.

I sorted the pictures, too. I hope Jaypee likes it.

>>8983888

They could have just replaced Aika with this doppelganger, nobody would have known, and she wouldn't have had to graduate.

Silly Reina, the carts are for shopping.

>>8983327
>>8984638
What is this from?

>>8984125
Still cuter than anything in AKB, dqn.

>>8984867
Reina's new photobook, "Kira★Kira".

>>8985275
Thanks

>>8984638
delicious reina feet.

How do idols get paid? Do they get a salary/hourly pay/per event pay? I wonder how much they get per year.

>>8988533
Wouldn't be surprised if H!P idols get paid 20-30k a year.

>>8988855
Not bad for 12-21 year olds with no university degrees.

>>8988880
yeah dude but in yen that's like 350zł

>>8988910
I assumed his 20k-30k figure was in dollars for some reason.

Anyone else know how much money an idol gets? I wonder what percentage of revenue an idol gets from photobook/dvd/CD sales.

>>8988928
>I wonder what percentage of revenue an idol gets from photobook/dvd/CD sales.
Isn't it zero?

here's an older chart. no idea how legit these numbers were.

>>8988928
>I assumed his 20k-30k figure was in dollars

Yeah, that's what I meant. It's a really basic amount of money for their age and profession. As popular as they are, it's not like they're on Gaga, Beiber or even 1990's Spice Girls level of fame.

>revenue an idol gets from photobook/dvd/CD sales.

This is pure conjecture, but I'm almost certain they get nothing from those sales.

>>8988533
they get payed from their agency and what their manager can get them extra work outside of the agency.

Remember the agency gets the most money and she has to give a part to her manager too.

also depends on the contract they make how exactly they get payed.

8 days.

>>8988928
Not just idols, but nearly all Japanese celebrities are salaried employees for a talent agency. They basically do what they're told without earning a percentage for anything, and as they get more popular they get to renegotiate their salary, but it's still a tiny fraction of what they bring in.

This works because the Japanese entertainment industry is an oligopoly and they'll blacklist anybody who tries to work outside of it.

>>8989164
yeah , you are right about that.
I think there was some old chart how much each member did earn in 1 year.

It was about the old MM
I think Kago Ai had the most at that time not 100% sure.

Posted around 1:00am

"半夜酒店拉响警铃''超大声刺耳的警报'大家立马赶到大厅等待_人心惶惶
_ 谁能知道听懂数到底是什么事情啊！这警铃还要想多久"

"Midnight the hotel's alarm went off. It was ear-piercing. Everyone went to the main hall to wait. Everyone was really shocked. Who knows why this is going on. The alarm is still going on"

This post was inter-spaced by pissed-off smileys.

10 minutes later:

"终于没响了'到最后也没人知道怎么回事.回房继续睡'5点多就要起来哇&qu
ot;

The alarm finally ended. No one knows what happened. I'm gonna go back to my room and sleep, I have to wake up at 5"

JunJun mad.

I wonder how many hours per week an idol can expect to be at work. More than 40 hours?

Also, do you even do sit-ups?

A lot. It might not be so chaotic now, but at their peak there were members fainting with exhaustion and some didn't even remember doing certain things.
I think Nakazawa said this, not sure on which show.

>>8989309
>>8989164
Isn't UFI famous for paying their idols better than other agencies? I think MM was on Sanma no Manma once and he made a joke about it.

Even if they do, I doubt they pay much more than the other agencies.
I suppose members like Gaki-san, who has worked there for years, must have managed to save some money. That is, assuming the parents didn't waste it, as it happened with someone (I forget who, probably Tsuji or Aibon).

mari makes somewhere around 200k a year and she is one of the best paid talents in japan. so they aren't millionaires.

>>8994501
That doesn't seem like that much, it feels like Mari is on everything all the time. Some of the kids in C-ute and Berryz make more than that, if you believe 2ch posts that is. Still not close to what the golden era musume girls were paid. Again, if you believe 2ch numbers.

What in the world is JunJun acting in? Looks like demolition derby cars in the background.

i hope LinLin is doing OK.

>>8995090
I would post shit from her blog but I can't find one that is actually being updated. All that I find are inactive.

>>8994850
I'm going from what I remember in a newspaper listing of japanese celebrities from a few years back, so maybe my memory is fuzzy or I'm forgetting some variables but I also remember thinking it was not as much as I expected. Though Kids members making more than 200k is actually more than I'd expect.

Someone subbed the 1st part of MM at Black Variety.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQvbu5Ur5fw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLsp_YP-BeA

So who's left around these parts? I haven't dropped in for a good couple of months.

Did the threads finally reach unification or something?

7 days.

"一会就要录制最后一场.。Good Luck For Me"

"In a moment we'll do the last recording in the field[Good Luck For Me]"

Also JunJun did a face whitening cream advertisement, too.
http://www.yoka.com/beauty/starface/2012/0426651914.shtml

>>8995166
>>8995090

yesterday
13号下午出发去湖南~~~YEAH！~
13日午後湖南に行きます！〜イェイ〜

wednesday
琳琳刚刚注册了微博！！让大家久等了！终于开了yeah！我爱你们~~~
等着大家哦~
http://weibo.com/qianlin311
みんなおまたせしました！リンリン微博やっとはじまりんりん！イェイ！み
んな大好き〜〜そしておまちしております〜

last week
時間が流れていく、みんなが卒業していく。。。
でも、変わらないものが私たちの心にずっとに、永遠にあって、この後の道
もずっと支えてそばにいてくれます
时间的流逝、大家的毕业。。。
但是、不变的东西永远在我们的心里，陪伴我们一直走下去

>>8995493
tyvm
>>8995637
you missed... a lot of awesome shit.

>>8997080
>you missed... a lot of awesome shit.

Oh lawd. Mind giving me the footnotes?

>>8997342
gutsack would fit somewhere between king and viceroy, just for your information.

so any information from him, you know, grain of salt . . . etc.

>>8997342
OP of the Musume thread went absolutely ape shit. I'm talking, ape fucking shit. Killed the thread. Trolled any efforts made to make a new one. Eventually we got one going that lasted a few months I guess, then it was proposed in the Kids thread that the two should be reunited so more people would post and since current Musume is as young/younger than the Kids groups. Everyone was like, hey yeah that's a great idea. Then Reinya went ape shit. I'm talking ape fucking shit. He couldn't handle it and killed the kids thread. Might have killed himself too, I do not know.

So we made the unified thread, after a glorious flame war. It lasted like 5 threads then I went on vacation, came back and it was gone. In its place was a joint AKB, H!P, Perfume and Idoling thread made by know nothing trip fag and lord of autism, King of JP. The thread was composed of the very AKB trolls that raided the MM thread for 4 years, nonstop. I was like, no. No no no NO. Nono.

Rage ensued as all true bros banded together and smothered the flaming bags of dog shit laid by those terribad trolls with their own faces. Victim cards were played, reports were filed, tears were shed. Mine were of laughter. We rose from the ashes of of that dog shit anew, and here we are, on part 5.

>>8997393
Here's one of the butthurt sperglords who wanted a joint akb/h!p thread now.

>>8997080
I'll translate the Chinese post tomorrow when less of drunk.

This pic is a pretty good reaction.

>>8997535
How you know Chinese?

Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf58wzgUzTA

tanpopo - last kiss. try not to crai.

>>8997444
>idol cancer of /jp/ calling somebody a sperglord

Insert witty remark involving the ironing and fuck it I don't care at this point.

>>8997758
Go iron your waffles, fatman.

>>8997793
Are you 11?

>>8997814
Are you mad?

>>8995493
Good stuff.
Major props to Iikubo Haruna (I don't know any nicknames) for namedropping Jojo's Bizarre Adventure in there the first thing she did, haha.

and yes, that's Maki Goto sitting in the middle during the opening wearing the plaid shirt with the hat and braided hair. I would've loved to have seen her on this show together with Nakazawa.

>>8997431
Legendary summary, gutsack. Thanks.

>Then Reinya went ape shit
Aaaaaand I'm off to the archives. This shall be glorious.

>>8998207
Don't expect it to be anything like gutsack wrote though, you'll find find it was unsurprisingly just a lot of anger from gutsack over nothing, as usual. He even got so wound up as to write serious responses to king of /jp/ But of course, as always, he'll try make himself look like the superior one that he genuinely thinks he is.

>>8998207

Who is this and where is it from? Looks kind of like Momo taking a face shot...

>>8998339
If you say I'm mad enough it will be true.

Asura's Wrath demo is the shit btw. God damn. Buying that today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cW3rSP9G-yc

>>8999578
How you feel about knowing that the girls dont give a fuck about you?

>>8995637
1.Gutsuck spammed Reinyas threads with MM
2.Reinya got mad and left
3.No Idol threads for a while on /jp/
4.I start my own threads for fun keep it up for a few weeks like that
5.AKB and other H!P fans join in we share 1 thread together , without any problems.
6.Gutsuck comes in and starts trolling the AKB fans and insulting the H!P fans for having less knowledge about MM than him.
7.General idol thread I started splits up in 2 parts AKB and H!P
8.Gutsuck keeps still trolling AKB threads and the general insulting of the H!P population.

short version
Search the archives if you want to know more

>>8999666
Used goods

>>8999597
yeah the shit because its shit its really bad. QTE the game. gonna pre order blacks ops 2 while youre out too, faggot? literally everything wrong with modern gaymers....

>>8999666
Dub trips

OH MY WAIFU

It's like I'm really on /cgl/!

>>8999605
BUT BUT THEY'VE MEET ME BEFORE THEY KNOW ME THEY KNOW ME

>>8999729
Dawww, look at the baby troll looking for a morning fight in a dead thread

>>8999770
sup gutsack?

>>8999770
oh shit let me remove my name so it looks like someones defending my man child shit !

Reporting on Maki's haitus, 5 months in. She just went and had her nails done. And probably her hair. Exciting shit.

http://ameblo.jp/zacc-nail/entry-11240531602.html

>>8999673
It's like a mixture of oldschool brawlers and games like Panzer Dragoon, Space Harrier and AfterBurner. I loved the shit out of it.

>>9000013
No it's fucking not. Did you even play the game?

Shit i guess mass effect is like final fantasy 7 because it has rpg elements quake because it has guns and katamari damacy because the game has colors in it.

....it is about time. Waited 11 years for Risa to get the boot. I personally remember the day she joined Morning Musume. 5th gen would have been a waste if not for Asami(Makoto is OKAY). Konno grew up to be fine young woman. Now that is the kind of gal you should marry.

>>9000079
>5th gen would have been a waste if not for Asami
>Not Takahashi

Your trolling has degraded over the years.

>>9000013
>Reporting on Maki's haitus

Fuck off

>>8999597

I have a copy of that pic on a floppy. Love that pic.

>>8999666
9. You left out that you're the worse of them all

>>9000057
yeah, the whole thing. and it reminded me of those oldschool brawlers and those crazy shooters that I mentioned, the lock-on system was a real throwback thing that I loved. And the Shenmue QTEs taken to a new level of insanity. The whole game was just insanity, how that fucking thing got made I'll never know.

>>9000079
I thought you were gonna piss on Aika. But I guess Risa works better for you.

>>9000088
It's one post per month, if that. Depends on what her "beauty place" salong thing posts. Calm down worthless cocksucker.

>>9000057
yeah, the whole thing. and it reminded me of those oldschool brawlers and those crazy shooters that I mentioned, the lock-on system was a real throwback thing that I loved. And the Shenmue QTEs taken to a new level of insanity. The whole game was just insanity, how that fucking thing got made I'll never know.

>>9000079
I thought you were gonna piss on Aika. But I guess Risa works better for you.

>>9000088
It's one post per month, if that. Depends on what her "beauty place" salon thing posts. Calm down worthless cocksucker.

>>9000085
LOL. Why so butt mad? Ai was okay. She was boring then, and she is Boring now. YES, she was the strongest singer out of 5th gen I will admit that.... Okay, Asami & Ai were the only two that should have came from 5th gen. Fucking happy now? Risa was the negative for the group back in the day. NOW 6TH gen, that should have not even of happened.

The fun fact of the day is that golden turd wasn't even born in 2001.

>>9000114
Oh I hate Aika too. It just that back in the day when Tsunku picked Risa us old fags raged like Wota for months so it's more personal with nose picking Risa. By time Aika came, us old fags were already used to Tsunku doing everything he could to fuck helloproject up so we already accepted the fact that "this ain't the Morning Musume we know!". Then we became golden fags. Aika joining was just a little bit of diarrhea over a mountain of shit that had been piling up since 2002. The rest is history. Dream Morning Musume is the only reason why I even follow hello!project anymore.

No shit! The only hint I will give you is that I am the same age as one of the golden era morning Musume members.

He's just like one of those people who claim they've been on 4chan since 1998.

They can usually be found here
>>>/b/

>>9000145
No shit! The only hint I will give you is that I am the same age as one of the golden era morning Musume members.

I'd appreciate it if the golden turds in this thread didn't reply to my posts.

>>9000193
Fan fact: the 2001 in my name is the year that I think Morning Musume reach their peak. Hence golden era. Some other golden fags have disagreements on the exact time Morning Musume was in the golden era so that's why some golden fags will have "2000" or "2002". I take the middle ground.

>>8999578
I didn't even write anything about you currently being mad, I was just pointing out the complete bullshit you wrote. Of course you wouldn't understand that because you're way above everyone else in this thread in your own mind.

>>9000270
Of course, I am a golden fag and you are a lowly newgen morning musume wota. Is there something we are missing here?

gutsack and GOLDEN BRO are the same person

>>9000339
Gutsack is not part of the golden fag master race, but he's welcome to be. All you have to do is accept that the golden era Morning Musume is superior to the low tier morning musume that exist now.

>>9000311
>Is there something we are missing here?
Yes, how is your post relevant to mine?

>>8997535
>>8997643
好感动好感动各种感动~大家都没有忘了琳琳~谢谢大家聚集在这个我们的新家
~再次大喊一声琳琳回来啦
(Touching feelings, touching feelings, so many touching feelings. Everyone, did you forget about LinLin? Thanks everyone for coming together at my new place. Next time shout for me to come home!)
现在就等v了~v那~快来吧
(Now wait “v”. Then quickly come back)
~先自己加个v算了
(First I'll add […].)
把这图设置成头像是不就等于加v了？
(I'll take my first portrait photo[...]?)
好吧，看着更像2~哈哈哈
(Alright, look even more. Hahaha.)

Sorry about the shitty translation, but LinLin wrote this using some sort of abbreviation that I'm not familiar with. Anyone know what "v" means in Chinese online culture?

To answer your question, I'm a Mandarin Chinese major at my university. Translating this shit for you guys gives me some practice over the Summer. Plus I just love LinLin and JunJun.

thread got awesome while i was out

>>8999729
LOL PATHETIC
Is this guy for real?

>>9000311
Butthurt even when the post has nothing to do with him. That's just embarrassing.

>>9005486
Yes
They know me.We will see who will laugh in the end when I get married with JunJun.

>>9005550

I am sure they will remember your small, greasy, sweaty hands. Of course they might be into that sort of thing.

>>9005664
fuck you

>>9005678
suck my balls lard

>>9003933
Why did you have to bump this festival of shitposts, it was so close to getting deleted.

>>9005678
Typical gutsack post, full of content.

"你好~谢谢~(^ ^)你好厉害哇！
对不起~我的英语不好不知道应该这句怎么翻译，微薄里有v就代表有认证了(^
_−)−☆"

"Hi~Thanks~, You are really smart! Sorry~My English isn't good enough to translate it into English. In Weibo, "v" represents "approval."
--
My last line on my Facebook message says,"Also, My internet friends (Jaypee) and I all love you. Do your best!"

>>9005736
chinese dog

hanzi a shit

>>9005740
肏你妈。

>>9005789
I prefer 幹你娘 myself. Unless it’s about the 草尼馬.

>>9005816
Sorry! 泥*

>>9005816
>>9005824
谢谢。可是如果一个人用“Google的翻译”，要是我用"草尼马"他会不知
道我说什么。
我想他知道我说什么。

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