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Shitty Pop Psych

>>8963010
Anyone got a print/online version of the NEO PI-R or NEO-FFI? I'd actually be interested in people's results then.

"I'M A INTJ"
"OMG ME 2 BRO!!!"
gets old after the 382nd thread.

>>8963028

I've actually been looking for a copy of the MMPI-2 to take for kicks, but impressively it never seems to have leaked.

>"I'M A INTJ"
>"OMG ME 2 BRO!!!"
>gets old after the 382nd thread.

But yeah, fuck this.

I remember being ISFP

Now what?

>>8963008
You're right. I am an INTP. Although depending on the mood I'm in when I take the test I can sometimes be an INFP. I think I have qualities of both.

I'M A INTJ

>>8963044
Now you GTFO. No extraverts allowed in /jp/.

>>8963059
Then you're not extraverted.

Seriously, research has been done on this very topic.

>>8963050
>>8963050
Just because I like socializing doesn't mean I'm not a shut-in NEET.

I socialize online.

I'd even get government money if I could, but I'm not sure I can for depression and personality disorders.

ISFJ. Some of it is true but not all.

>>8963063
Research eh? Well, I'm convinced.

INFJ the purest personalit type.

>>8963063
>>8963063
I go out every friday with my real life friend that I communicate with daily via IM clients

and we see movies or hang out at the library, and I chat with people in the movie ticket line or around the library if there's anyone nearby us

and if we go out to eat, I don't stutter or choke on my tongue ordering food because I don't mind talking to other people

that study was conducted on other people, not me.

ENFP

Makes perfect sense....

>>8963069
Yes. 100% real research[citation needed].

But seriously, I remember seeing some study that found Internet-addicted people were still introverted according to one of the Big Five tests, regardless of how "sociable" they were online. I'll try and find it. Until then, assume I am bullshitting or making this up for some reason.

Why haven't you written a Normalfag/TruNEET Aptitude Test yet, /jp/?

>>8963086
>>8963086
Well you have to define social/sociable

People can be very extroverted but still be very choosy in who they spend their time with, thus making them seem introverted because of how judgmental they are.

>xxTP
Nigga please

>>8963091
>>8963091
Because /jp/ doesn't even know the difference between Normalfags and NEET yet.

And there are people on /jp/ who are terribly depressed and riddled with social anxiety but still work jobs and post on /jp/ in all their spare time.

Do you want to hurt their feelings, anon? Wouldn't that be rude?

>>8963092
There'll be a more concrete definition of this somewhere. "Extraversion" as a personality trait is a factor analysis of a bunch of other traits, after all.

The way you put it there, it sounds like you're making some overlap with conscientiousness, openness to experience and I guess agreeableness.

>>8963092
Introverted =/= shy

>>8963108
>>8963108
Well let's say you put someone very extroverted and bubbly and social in a bar full of dangerous-looking men, she'll probably hide in the back and try not to draw attention.

Or maybe at best find the least dangerous looking person and hang out with them.

Is that person introverted just because in that particular situation they're introverted? I'm not sure.

And that can be the argument for >>8963086

Just because someone's extroverted online does that mean they're extroverted?

Your type is: ISTP

ISTP - "Engineer". Values freedom of action and following interests and impulses. Independent, concise in speech, master of tools. 5.4% of total population.

>>8963102
Yes. They deserve it.

Introverted people with jobs and lives are ruining it for the rest of us.

Imagine you were in a wheelchair and you were like, "Help I need emotional/physical/financial support ;_;" then some faggot wheels along and he's all, "Sup brah, I run a Fortune 500 company and I'm in the Special Olympics and I haven't let my disability hinder me in any way. Why aren't you like me?"
Fuck that guy.

INFJ

ISTP

>>8963123
That is interesting. Good for you.

I always feel bad because people just post their types and obviously nobody cares.

>>8963121
>>8963121
I want free money, too.

I can't get a job and on the few interviews I've had the employer picked up on my depression. I can't fake a smile.

It's not fair. How are we supposed to make a way for ourselves in this world without any applicable skills?

>>8963127
please respond

>>8963128
Sell iPhone apps.

>>8963127
>>8963127
I'm sure people care, they just don't have much to say.

Like I saw >>8963120 and thought "oh, an engineer" and wanted to ask if he -was- an Engineer or in school to become one but I thought even if he -was- an engineer he might not want to say that because /jp/ might get mad at him for having ambitions.

>>8963128
I'd rather let my whole company crash than employing you

I'm INTJ autistic.

>>8963141
Jokes on you, you don't have a company.

>>8963134
>>8963134
I'm not a programmer or artist.

At best I'm an "idea person"

That means I have tons of neat ideas but no money to hire anyone and no programmer friends with no creativity willing to go into a "partnership" with me in which I make business decisions and advertise and come up with game ideas while they program the app/game

Or well, I kind of have that, but he's no more motivated than me and gets nothing done

>>8963141
>>8963141
You're just a jerk is what you are. A big nasty jerk.

Google could give you a tiny fraction of their fortune and you would be set for life.

But they never will.

INTJ

>>8963147
don't be sad :(

>>8963152
>>8963152
They're mining space rocks or something now.

Maybe some time in the future they'll colonize other planets and we can volunteer to go and all live together happily on a planet of our own.

>>8963153
>>8963153
I'm living with my parents and have crippling depression among other things. I have more than enough reason to be sad, I think.

I don't why I bothered taking this again. I always get 4 different letters which list one or two things about me with the rest being wrong.

>>8963158
>crippling depression

I'm not a naysayer who thinks depression isn't real or whatever, but this expression is so fucking dumb.

>>8963158
self entitled pussy

>>8963158
>crippling depression

If you're able to get out of bed and shitpost on the internet all day, you don't really have the right to call your depression "crippling".

Introverted (I) 80% Extroverted (E) 20%
Intuitive (N) 62.5% Sensing (S) 37.5%
Thinking (T) 50% Feeling (F) 50%
Perceiving (P) 76.67% Judging (J) 23.33%

Your type is: INFP

INFP - "Questor". High capacity for caring. Emotional face to the world. High sense of honor derived from internal values. 4.4% of total population.

>>8963169
>>8963169
>>8963173
>>8963173
But I've actually seen a psychologist, been diagnosed, and am currently taking medication for it.

I don't know what else I have to do to convince you.

I have no personality

ISTJ.

I bet nobody else here has it, and I'm sure nobody cares even then. I don't mean that in a "please care and feel bad about me"-way, I mean it like nobody actually cares at all.

I got ISFP, but it seems INTP isn't that far away either.

Introverted (I) 65.52% Extroverted (E) 34.48%
Sensing (S) 51.28% Intuitive (N) 48.72%
Feeling (F) 54.55% Thinking (T) 45.45%
Perceiving (P) 70.97% Judging (J) 29.03%

>>8963182
So have a lot of us, but you're clearly don't have "crippling" depression.

>>8963182
Nobody denied that you are depressed.

> Introverted (I) 70.97% Extroverted (E) 29.03%
> Intuitive (N) 66.67% Sensing (S) 33.33%
> Thinking (T) 53.85% Feeling (F) 46.15%
> Perceiving (P) 52.63% Judging (J) 47.37%
Most of the questions on this thing were ambiguous as HELL, so I flipped and flopped

>>8963182
keep crying nerd

>>8963191
>>8963191
I guess I shouldn't use the word "crippling"

and
>>8963180
>>8963180
you're right, I do get out of bed every morning.

But I still can't get employed, and that's crippling enough to me. And from what I can tell I can't get benefits either, so... I'm stuck where I'm at.

>>8963194
>>8963194
I'm sorry for wording it that way. Really. I just feel really down about this.

>>8963186
Let's be friends.

>>8963204

Huh. Guess I was wrong.

>>8963204
>>8963204
>>8963186
>>8963186
Romance in bloom!

>>8963199
>And from what I can tell I can't get benefits either, so... I'm stuck where I'm at.

I don't see why you wouldn't be able to.

>>8963211
>>8963211
I live with my parents and I can't get benefits while living with them.

And I'm not about to move out on the risk that I may not survive on my own.

I'm not even sure how all that works, honestly.

is this nigga from /r9k/?
been some time since i saw such a whiny little bitch

>>8963199
Just fuck off.
Heck not even /v/ likes you.
Try gaia next

INFP, pay up, OP.

>>8963221
Let's put it this way, he's as whiny as you are new.

>>8963221
>>8963221
I'm not whining about that feel when no gf

>>8963224
>>8963224
I actually tried gaia, but it is so awful there.

You honestly have no idea. I'm not submitting myself to that, I have standards.

>>8963232
Too bad, we have standards too. Now get the fuck out.

INTP indeed, but I could've told you that before I started this test. Also who the flying fuck is this spaz faggot? Get out. Just get the fuck out already.

INTJ
95% Introverted
58% Intuition
89% Thinking
68% Judging

>>8963267
Jessica, naz, lualdi, etc.

ISTJ
Introverted (I) 51.72%
Sensing (S) 60%
Thinking (T) 63.64%
Judging (J) 60%
God I'm an asshole no wonder no one like me.

>>8963250
>>8963250
I'm sure somebody on /jp/ enjoys my presence.

>>8963274
His real name is Joseph.

>>8963281
>>8963281
No, it really is not. That's not even what's on my birth certificate.

>>8963291
>>8963291
>Jessica
>him

you baffle me.

>>8963274
oh, so it's him?

ISTP

That's weird, I like fun things.

SPAZ
Y U DOUBLE LINK POSTS

INFJ

No one in here will be E anything.

INTP. welp

>>8963301
>>8963301
Because I'm a spaz

>>8963305
>>8963305

>>8963221
Yes, /r9k/ is (or was) one of the boards Joseph has frequented.

>>8963306
Where do you live?

>>8963313

Why is her bottom torso being sucked into a black hole?

>>8963316
>>8963316
Midwest US

>>8963314
>>8963314
I used to go to old /r9k/

and stop calling me Joseph. Real name or not, it's male and I hate that.

>>8963325
>>8963325
For whatever reason, that particular artist (first episode she's in, don't know the artist's name) gives her a RIDICULOUSLY impossible hourglass figure.

>>8963274

Aw, but he's so sweet. He was my first /jp/ friend.

>>8963336
>>8963336
I can't think of anyone I talked with on Skype besides... what's his name... Crook3d. Is that you?

My name isn't Joseph.

>>8963316
I don't remember exactly where Joseph lives, but he does have a very nasal American accent. Somewhere shitty like Florida, Michigan, or Texas.

someone nuke this shit thread
oh god janitor please take pity on us, for fucks sake

>>8963332
So how do you feel about cocks? would you want one in your mouth and another in your ketsumanko?

Uh... what does this mean?

>>8963343
>>8963343
I'm not a very sexual person and the antidepressants kill any remnants I have of a libido anyway.

So I'm completely indifferent. Or not really, if you were to wave your dick in my face I'd probably say "stop that"

>>8963048
OMG ME 2 BRO!!!

>>8963349
It tells you right below it, you stupid shit.

>>8963349
>>8963349
It means you want to be someone's pet

INTP. Sounds about right.

>Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies
If only I could apply that to Phoenix Wright.

>>8963349
IT SAYS YOU ARE GAY

>>8963379
>>8963379
Oh snap!

INTJ - "Mastermind". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models. 2.1% of total population.

Sounds cool. I approve it.

>>8963424
>>8963424
Why are all of these 1~6% of the population?

What is the "majority" personality type?

>>8963436
Most likely one that starts with "E".

>>8963436
Some E-shit. What did you expect?

ISFJ here.

>>8963449
>>8963449
But I got an E and I'm still like 3%

>>8963436
http://www.capt.org/mbti-assessment/estimated-frequencies.htm

Also you do realize there are 16 types, right?

>>8963456
>>8963456
ISTJ seems to be on top

Introverted (I) 68.75% Extroverted (E) 31.25%
Sensing (S) 53.13% Intuitive (N) 46.88%
Thinking (T) 56.76% Feeling (F) 43.24%
Judging (J) 61.29% Perceiving (P) 38.71%

ISTJ

>>8963186
>>8963204
>>8963270

"Your type is: INTJ"
Hmph....

>>8963471
>>8963471
Am I your friend too, Okuu?

>>8963487
Asi es amigo!

>>8963450 here

Introverted (I) 75% Extroverted (E) 25%
Sensing (S) 57.89% Intuitive (N) 42.11%
Thinking (T) 55.56% Feeling (F) 44.44%
Judging (J) 56.76% Perceiving (P) 43.24%

Your type is: ISTJ

Hmm, that's odd. In http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/jtypes2.asp I got ISFJ.

>>8963186
>>8963204
>>8963270
>>8963471

>>8963500
>>8963500
Torchic = Okuu

:3

Introverted (I) 78.13% Extroverted (E) 21.88%
Sensing (S) 51.43% Intuitive (N) 48.57%
Thinking (T) 78.13% Feeling (F) 21.88%
Perceiving (P) 59.46% Judging (J) 40.54%

Your type is: ISTP

According to Myers Briggs' test, I am ISTJ.
According to this test the first time I did it, I was ISTP. I retook it and got ISTJ again.
Some questions are kind of ambiguous.

Oh great,
another astrology thread.

>>8963529
Hey,
you forgot to post your personality type.

Well, INTP indeed.

>>8963529
>>8963529
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeld5_FnESA

>>8963535
A personality is too complex to be explained with 4 letters.

>>8963551
>>8963551
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeld5_FnESA

>>8963551

It's not meant to explain. It's meant to give a general, very abstract idea what a person might be like.

>>8963008
>I bet you're INTP.

You won
fuck you

>>8963556
People hear what they want to hear.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forer_effect

>>8963590
So much autism.

>>8963590
Heh, but this test offers 16 different personality types, and changing a letter turn you into pretty much the opposite of other persons in some defined traits. For instance, I was labeled as an INTP but I'd never imagine myself to be an ENTP or an INTJ.
also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeld5_FnESA

Sure. Now what? Make an enneagram thread or something, OP.

>>8963590

I'd be a fool to take this or any other test that has not been scientifically proven to be 100% accurate seriously.

>>8963616
Still this test gives you an output that is practically the same as the input.

are you comfortable among other people?
No
You are introverted!

Wow, really?! Would have never guessed!

This is not a test at all it's just a questionnaire.

INTJ just like everyone else on /jp/.

ISTP
Close enough

ENTP Op was wrong.

ENFP

Life is adventure!

Do any of you guys play Tetris?

>>8963677
Yes 20 years ago on my game boy (the very first model)

>>8963677

Not anymore. I used to when I was little but it doesn't interest me that much.

I got INTJ.
In the past I've gotten INTJ, ENTJ (obvious bullshit since I am in not extroverted), and ISTJ.

>>8963688
>>8963688
Wanna play tetris some time?

tetrisfriends.com

>>8963695

LOL

>>8963695
No. You probably weren't even born when I used to play it.

http://personalitypage.com/html/portraits.html has a lot more info

>>8963656
I'd give you the merit for that if that was the only question concerning that matter. Plus, the answers are not given that way. Instead, you're supposed to rate how uncomfortable you are among other people.
And I'm pretty sure most people out of /jp/ answered this test as if they are comfortable with the presence of other people, too. Yet, this test gives an outcome of 51% of people as being introverted.

To make this slightly more interesting, what personality type would each Touhou character have?

Those tests are bullshit because nerds always skew their answers to suit what they think is cool(that is, rational and analytical over emotional) instead of what they actually do.

Truthful introspection is extremely fucking rare, so just treat those results as who /jp/ aspires to be instead of who they are.

>>8963721
So... you're saying "nerds", usually social outcasts, are actually extroverted despite being, you know... "nerds"?

>>8963715
Other questions are equally blatantly obvious, I couldn't help but shacking my head every time it asked me if I was valuing thinking over feeling.

This stuff is nothing but garbage, no serious psychologist would use that. You want a serious personality test? Then try T.A.T.
O.R.T.
M.M.P.I.
or Rorschach

P.S. I just can't fathom how can people seriously think that Jung's theories are valid.

>>8963737
No, I'm just saying what the nerds on /jp/ do. Normals just choose whatever they hold as positive, as long as they're smart enough.

All tests like that are bullshit.

I don't remember the first time I had psychological evaluation(I was 7 or so)but from the time I was about 11 I just blatantly lied to every question to make myself as normal as possible(but not perfect to avoid suspicion), since I didn't want any trouble.

Doesn't matter whether you're lying on purpose or skewing the results unconsciously, it doesn't represent who you are, just who you want to be/want others to think you are.

Oh, and as an aside, yes, I'm entirely sure that one can be nerdy and awful at talking to people while still being generally extroverted and desiring of the social interaction. Just because you're a failure at being extroverted doesn't automatically mean you're introverted.

INTJ
ISTJ
ESTJ
ENTJ

I'm always one of these four, depending on the exact questions.

>>8963721
This.

When I first took this gay ass test 8 years ago I pretty much filled out what I thought I was, a cold hard super intelligent introvert.

Fucking teenage years. I took it again recently and was far more honest about it and got cold hard super intelligent introvert