/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Silly Madotsuki, that's what suicide is for.
Stop being so negative.

Not if I die first

What about killing yourself after leeching for years with a high amount of debt?

>>8957285
>>8957288
>>8957294
/jp/ - Optimism

>>8957269
Neither will you. You will have to find a job sooner or later or find someone who takes care of you

Just watch me...

My mom is giving me 5 years which is when I will hit 30. By then I will have full control of the arcane and won't have to concern myself with the mortal plane.

What is the average life span of a NEET?

Actually I'm surprised /jp/ hasn't considered a career in cocksucking yet.
People pay for that, and you can actually make a living off it.

I know man, I just finished with my final exams this past tuesday, already the NEET life is beginning to wear on me.

Almost can't wait to start summer term in a week.

>>8957325
16, most of em niggas get shot by mah homeboyz

I know. But that's because I try to become successful atleast somehow. I plan to finish my studies and build up from there.

>>8957337
You have a cute cock sucking face, ever thought about becoming my cumslave?

>>8957343
Depends where you live.

>>8957320

That's what I thought as well..

Now I'm 28 and I'm still in the same position I was 5 years ago...

>>8957340
That feel when 16 year olds are old enough to get shot and for it to be fine, but if you got shot you'd take it like a whiny little bitch.

You get on SSI or welfare for whatever problems you have, then you can remain a NEET forever.

It's not hard.

>>8957396
>to get shot and for it to be fine
By "for it to be fine", do you by chance mean "be dead"?

>>8957343
I'm not kidding. I really wanted to know where you lived.

I'll ease it and say I'm from europe.

>>8957401
>It's not hard.

Please elaborate.

>>8957403
I didn't mean for THEM to be fine, I mean the whole scenario to be just hunky-dory (is that a real thing).

16-year-olds can drive, drink, murder and be murdered, and people just treat them as regular delinquents. Yet I see 16-year-olds as children, because, well, they are. Nobody would care if I got shot, and I'd be expected to take it like a man or whatever simply because I'm older. It's complete bullshit.

Kaguya did and now she is touhou.

>>8957419
lol kaguya don't drink out of that!!! @__@

>>8957420
>16-year-olds can drive, drink, murder and be murdered, and people just treat them as regular delinquents.
Only in Murikka.

>>8957419
That onomatopoeia...

Is it pronounced "Jiyo shiyo shiyo shiyo?"

>>8957448
No I learned in JApanese class recently that the small yo changes the last letter of the other one into o. So it's joshoshosho

>>8957401
Already did, buttface.
Now if Obongo doesn't cut funding when he's reelected we'll be looking at some happy times.

I've been forced out of NEETdom due to financial circumstances. I have now made it my life goal to pursue all paths that would lead me to a life of taking it easy. Even if it takes me 30 years I will one day achieve my dream of being free from all societal responsibilities and able to do whatever relaxing activities I want every day until the last.

>>8957448
Joshoshoshosho

Being that I had to see someone earlier and they'll be coming in a fortnight, you might just be true on that ;_;

I really don't want change at all. But it's going to happen eventually and I've no say in the matter ;_;

>>8957460
The instant you decide to be, you're already free from all societal obligations. Go out and do whatever you like.

They might not like it as much as you, though. They may retaliate in all sorts of dumb societal ways.

>>8957507
Sorry but I can't take it easy when my mom is in debt because of me, not to mention the debt I'm in myself. Neither can I take it easy if I'm on the run from the government. I also require money to have a place to live and electricity to power my computer. Sure I could be free from societal responsibilities if I run away from my problems, but I can't take it easy if I do that, neither physically nor morally. So I have to play the game, but unlike most I don't play for success, just for the ability to live peacefully with the small comforts of life that I'm used to.

>>8957534
But your mom is also a societal obligation.

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>>8957534
That's what I'm trying to do, too. I just need to work for about three more years and I should have enough money to buy a cozy cabin in the woods have enough left to buy food for the next 40 years.

>>8957534
Homelessness is a cakewalk.
Especially these days when wireless internet exists everywhere, and 24 hour mcdonalds don't even look twice at someone napping.

>>8957548
Exactly, but I'm bound morally to her. The only way for me to be unbound from her is for her to either die or for me to pay off my literal and moral debt to her for all of the sacrifices she's given for me to be who I am. I do want to be free from her and other things but I can't take it easy if I violate my conscience.

>>8957574
And people leave food around everywhere as well. That alone should be enough to sustain you. If you want more, you can put a hat or something out next to you while you sleep and people will put money in.

>>8957600
You can't pandhandle that way.

Firstly, it's illegal and if you're napping while you do it the cops can come along and confiscate the evidence. Secondly, someone without a badge will jack your shit. And lastly, you usually have to say or do something if you want to get more than $1 a day.
So have a cute story or a bottle marked "windex" ready.

The more you know.

>>8957608
Illegal where? I see it all the time here.

>>8957623
Many cities have laws against it, they're about as well enforced as jaywalking, but if you too careless you'll just end up fucked.
Also, soliciting laws and vagrancy laws are enough to reason to ruin your day.

Aside from that, nice areas will send the cops to chase you off to protect the image of the city, and run down places will see you speared by a crackhead, just becuase.

Just laying a hat down and expecting things to work out do more than make your life that much harder.

I'm going to work hard now and save my money to live the NEET life for 5 years.

>>8957654
What are you going to do after the 5 years?

>>8957682
Don't make me think about that, please.

>>8957654
How long would you have to work to stay a NEET for the rest of your live considering that you won't get older than 40?

I will become true NEET after I pay off my loans. It's been fun being a part time NEET but payments start in around 6 months.

>>8957269

I have a job. It involves sitting alone in a darkened sever room, and working on things at ungodly hours. Most of the time I just browse /jp/ and make up a bunch of shit whenever the manager asks what I did that day. And he doesn't ask if nothing breaks.

Why not?

being neet
i like it

>>8959749
I like you.