/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Over time, I started to enjoy the liberation 3D gave me, this time being freed from my 2D chains. I once again entertained the idea of having a real girlfriend. I was in college again, took Japanese classes for fun (even though I already knew most of what they were teaching) and became friends with a female Japanese exchange student. We had lunch together a few times, and one day she offered to make me a Japanese meal. I took the plunge and asked her to be my girlfriend, and she said yes, something I heard a girl say for the first time. We both lost our virginity together, had our first kiss together, fell in love for the first time, and plan on getting married in the future. She is amazing. My life is a healthy balance of 2D and 3D, and I am much happier than I ever was when I depended completely on 2D. I am able to enjoy 2D things less fanatically and austically because I no longer suffer from having "waifu" syndrome. I guess now I am a normalfag. I once saged people for this very reason. Every now and then I visit 4chan and my old home of /jp/ just to remind myself how low my life sank at one point, and to never take for granted my life the way it is now.

Keep an open mind because you never know how things will end up. I never would have imagined this could happen 4 or 5 years ago. I hope you have learned something, and at the very least try to maintain some sort of balance between 2D and 3D. Thank you for reading my cool story.

I hope you are happy with the choices you have made and continue to be so in the future.

No one will read that.

Is this worth reading?

Congrats man, i'm happy for you.

>>8954730
Do you have anything better to do?

I'm really happy for you OP, but you haven't lived until you've had a 4D girlfriend.
R4 girls can do things to your penis that you wouldn't believe.

All I read was the subject.

Fuck off.

I don't know why you thought anyone here would care.

>Staying in my room all day on my computer chair led to muscle atrophy and I began developing widespread neuropathy, for which I still take narcotics for to this day Watching anime, reading VNs or jerking off to hentai only made me angry.

My sides!

>reading VNs or jerking off to hentai only made me angry.

Especially this part, oh God. The thought of a little atrophied autistic nerd making angry faces at his computer screen while furiously rubbing his penis almost made me lose my shit.

>>8954696
>We both lost our virginity together

Im really happy for you, but I already made my jump to 6D girls

So, you're just here to gloat?

do you even lift

since that really helps reverse muscle atrophy

/jp/sies do their reps religiously this seems sort of odd

>>8954750
You're mad because your wife left you for some other guy?
I understand this, but this is not that all ``3D world" is like that. It was her. It just was a wrong person. You cannot think that way.

>>8954695
>>8954696
I don't know whether you're here to advise us or to gloat. However, it doesn't matter either way.

Look at it this way. Your self-claimed "3D to 2D to 3D" apparently warrants you this kind of attitude towards 2D-fags. But have you thought that you yourself could be the derision of someone who's "3D to 2D to 3D to 2D"?

You could have never placed yourself in your current shoes from our vantage, and that goes the same for turtles all the way up. Think about it.

>>8954795
I understand that your life has been gloriously uplifed ever since you found your super special 3D love, but maybe you should wait more than a few days before telling everyone about how great it is.

>Every now and then I visit 4chan and my old home of /jp/ just to remind myself how low my life sank at one point

Well fuck you too, chief.

And then I woke up.

It was nice, but back to /jp/ I went to tell you about my dream.

>>8954795

>``...''

Can you please stop doing this?
You're not writing a paper, we can interpret "..." just fine.

>>8954807
I'm not OP. I never even had a girlfriend. I personally think, that ruminating like Y10NRDY does is just wrong.

>>8954829
But then we wouldn't be able to show off how specially /prog/ we are. That would be a fucking tragedy.

>>8954831
I didn't say you were, but based on your need to deny it, you probably are.

i used to be a normal fag in highschool but due to unforeseen consequences I had to drop out. Ever since then I've been a shut in and rarely ever leave my room.

It's been around 5 years now and I still love my 2d. My health has turned to shit but I don't care. I don't intend to live long anyway.

>>8954829

How fucking autistic are you?

Damn, I thought you meant like how you went from masturbating to 3D porn, 2D porn and finally 3D porn.

But I'm happy for you that you've met such a good girl! I hope your relationship will last and go well!

Anyways, important tips for enjoying 2D love lifestyle:
Sit on floor (no back support)
Learn Japanese
Have other non-related interest (music, programming, etc.)(i don't know how important this is...)
Take a walk outside, excercise (no need to talk to people)
Eat healthy

>>8954869
Kill yourself kudasai.

Oh wait, sorry, I did that wrong.

Kill ``yourself," kudasai.

>>8954880
''Kudasai".

>>8954880
``Kudasai"

Enjoy it while you can, OP, because you'll feel like shit after she cheats on you.

>>8954831
>I'm not OP.
Considering that somewhere between ninety and a hundred percent of the shit you say is some kind of idiotic lie, this is almost certainly one of them. And if by some fucking miracle you're not actually OP, then I apologize for giving you and him undeserved grief. But of course, I'm not going to have to make that apology - right?

Quit gloating about your magnificent success and answer me, you little shit.

>>8954928
Not OP, fuck yourself.

>>8954931
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your lies.

>>8954931
Why would you bother bumping this shitty thread if you're not OP?

>>8954928
yo mommas pussy

>>8954935
noko sage, you know how to use it?

Wow, you're an even shittier poster than I thought.

And that was a real fucking high bar, but you just never cease to amaze.

>>8954939
Of course I do. But >>8954931 most certainly bumped the thread.

Wow, OP is apparently insecure in his relationship.

>>8954946
sage a shit, fuck you and fuck you're entire famely u freeking nerd pedophile see u in jail 4 that

>>8954959
OP's butthurtedness is at maximum force.

>>8954959
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>8954695
>>8954696
Do people actually believe these kinds of stories.
They are obviously written by some sort of deluded normalfag that thinks he can "help" us.
You can tell from the
>We both lost our virginity together
Everyone knows that there are no women over 18 that are still pure.

>>8954967
>>8954959
I can't see who's the real retard here.

I want to see how many more hats you can put on. Sky's the limit.

>>8954971
If you have to ask, it's everyone involved.

>>8954971
>>8954959
Neither can I.

o4l

>>8954696
>We both lost our virginity together, had our first kiss together
She is an adult and never had her first kiss until she met you. Why? Because she is ugly as hell. Enjoy your ugly girlfriend that would ditch you for a more attractive man if it were possible. I will enjoy my love with my pure 2D waifu.

>>8954988
Seig Heil faggot

ITS NOT TOO LATE /JP/. you can still normalfag. i have a set of instructional books & videos to help you go from "hikki NEET" to "married with 2 children", in less than 9 months!

>>8954992
>married with 2 children
>in less than 9 months

>>8954992
My mom bought 1-2-3 Magic when I was a kid and I read it trying to find some kind of weakness in the system to exploit but there is none. Yeah you can get away with going to "two" but it works because it's fucking embarrassing when your parents do it to you in public.

>>8955003

He didn't say they were your children.

>>8955003
Premature twins, use your imagination, /v/.

>>8955010
oh... fucking bastard...

>>8955011
>Premature twins
big pain in the ass, no thank you

op needs a 3D tv

>>8954695
Congrats OP.

But I'm a fat neet, I can't be bothered to become a normalfag to get a girlfriend.

>>8954695
>thank you for reading my cool story.
Thank you for sharing it with us :)
>>8954730
it is

It's okay OP. You'll come back to 2D sooner or later.

I left my waifu for a 3D.

How do I apologize to her? ;_;

> I went to 3D and everything got better.
> Believe me and go to 3D too !
Sounds like a bad propaganda... Don't be fooled /jp/ fellows !