/jp/ - Otaku Culture

1994 (I'm 18)

1988

Happy to help.

1990.

1987.

2002

2000 :/

>>8951368
>be serious
Wat?
'91

1990. Reported.

Do teachers really ask their students to do surveys on forums for their classes?

2135
I traveled here from the future.

1996

>>8951394
is /jp/ still shitty in 2135?

I look like Jesus

>>8951398
It is Touhou only, take that as you will. Also, ZUN was made into a cyborg and continues making touhou games.

2000

>>8951410
Does Tokiko ever appear in a game?

1989

>>8951410
I'm actually terrified that AI will advance so fast that entertainment equal to the best video games and anime humans currently produce will be automatically created on demand to a person's specific taste by a highly intelligent algorithm. All the fun would be gone ;_;

i have a anxiety disorder and fear things that are totally stupid and unreasonable

If you were born in the 90s, get the fuck out.

>>8951419
I was born in the 00s so I can stay ^_^

>>8951418
Sounds serious. Need a hug?

>>8951418
Considering the hype AI research is dead like disco.

>>8951438
no i'm afraid of physical contact, a-also you're m-mocking me

>>8951416
He becomes a widely known pro-japan activist during the third world war, Mecha-zun adds him as a homage after he valiantly dies.

2003

1245

>>8951459
D'aww!
Wanna be friends little guy?

>>8951500
i still think you're mocking me and friendship is offtopic

>>8951510
Oh...Sorry for being off topic.
But I'm not mocking you! I just want to talk!

>>8951514
i-if you're serious do you have msn?

yes, what's your msn?

exivion@live.com

1989

>>8951559
I sent you a request.

>>8951559
>>8951585
pls respond

>>8951613
msn is really tempermental about adding people, i'm getting on my windows VM and installing live messenger

>>8951613
/thread

>>8951585
you can try adding me again or tell me yours

I need to leave the computer, send me an email with your MSN if you want.

>>8951637
Email field.

1992

1993

1985

>>8951368
>It would be great to see /jp/ be serious about otaku culture for once.

1990. To tell you the truth, I am not really into otaku culture at all. But I'm interested on it. I am not into neet shit, and IRL I am a normal person.

I hope that help you.

1996
I'm not even joking

>>8951674
I would have never guessed that this is where most of the current userbase falls under

1992

A few more years and I won't have to consider myself a kid anymore.

1991

>>8951675
Read the global rules you cocksucker.

>>8951689
I know the rules.
Rules are meant to be broken.
Deal with it nerd.

1989.

1992.

>>8951686
>I hope that help you.

Yes. That whole phrase sums up /jp/. Illiterate euroshit culture.

1996

1985

1986
I'm disturbed by this, /jp/ usually has older people. Too many 90's kids in here.

Fuck, I'm older than everyone ITT

Just know that right now, there's a bunch of nerdy outcast teens and meme following 13-years-old lurking this board right now.
Some of them might alter their age to be included in the survey.

Didn't know /jp/ was so full of underage...
Must be the /a/ users.

20$ says that >>8951702 and >>8951675 are also >>8951655 and >>8951559. Or an least one of them, I fucking know it.

I was born in 1983.
Feels weird thinking back to my early childhood under "soviet oppression".
Oh, well.

1997

1989

1980

Just want to know, how does most of /jp/ feel about most of the 90s kids growing up, and becoming new posters of /jp/? How you guys well grow up, either to grow out of NEET pride, getting a family, or becoming a bum after parents die or the autism bucks stop coming in?
And the fact that this is the interent, and that this board will be given to new generations of people to post. Talking the old stories of NEETs while posting on Holochan+ in 2038, or something

'87 master race reporting in.

>>8951719
that's what ur mum gave me last night lmao

>>8951729
who ruskie here blyad

1990

1999

>>8951750
Nah, I'm not a ruszki. We were just under their rule until '89.

>>8951747
Meh.

1988

1989 and can beat the shit out all of you

>>8951729
You're not alone in that feeling.

>>8951774
Come at me nerd

>>8951781
Do you want some?

8 months till I become a wizard and sacrifice all the amazing things my mystical energies could do and instead focus them on simply being able to beat people up over the internet.

I will protect NSJ from the hordes of frothing fiends, I will help ZUN!bar back onto the true path and away from his trend of >anime post >autismlord detected, and most importantly, I will bring back The Butt.

>>8951368
FLUNK!

INTERNET POLLS ARE AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY, and fuck I can't imagine you guys don't have a whole unit these days on how people act FUCKINNG STUPID differently online.

I don't doubt the validity of most of these responses. It would explain why /jp/ has been even shittier than before.

also 1989

>>8951853
THIS!! SO MANY STUPID UNDERAGE BAND xDDXDXD

>>8951829
Fuck off and kill yourself, Dan Kim. You're an humongous waste of fresh air and human cells.

1989

>>8951881
jeezus dude, he wasn't already self-deprecating enough in that tomoyo42 comic for you?

86

Fuck subhuman kids.

1991

1994

1976; god am I the oldest girl on this board?

>>8951934
Only immortals get to call themselves "girl" at that age.

>>8951941
but we're all little girls

>>8951934
you're such a nerd XD

1993

I'm sorry

>>8951866
^^^ THIS

thumbs up if u agree

There is only one person older than me in this thread. What the fuck, /jp/. I thought you were cool.

>>8951934
If you're over 30 and still on 4chan, holy fuck. What are you doing with your life?

1985

>>8951955
everyone cool left in or before 2010

'88

>>8951965
>/jp/

>>8951398
>>8951394
You so funny!!!!

>>8951971
why haven't you left?

1517

>>8951979
AoC ruined /jp/

>>8951971

where did they go?

>>8951965
Would you rather marry someone and have kids? That's worse than death.

>>8951979
* Tohno-Chan
* Bunbunmaru
* 4-ch
* Gensokyo

>>8951983
Because nobody has actually left and he's desperately looking for excuses.

>>8951774
sigh...

0000

>>8952004
>Nobody has actually left.
I'm going to assume that this is your idea of a perverse joke.

>>8952014

>>8952020
ok?

>>8952025
Are you sure you're using that in the right context?

82

>>8951965
What are you going to do when you are over 30?

Suddenly become normal? I doubt it.

>>8952031
You bumped the thread vocally sighing, I'm fairly sure I used it properly. Now get the fuck out.

>>8951934
And I was starting to think that I was the oldest!
Thanks for existing.

>>8952040
I was sighing at the guy who said he could beat us up.
I'm not the OP...

>>8952050
Stop with your fucking ellipses and sighing, it is no better than using emoticons.

>>8952031
Saying "sigh....." is pretty gay

>>8952057
better than being a sagefucker at least

>>8952052
So?
I like to think I'm a little girl sometimes;
I have no problem with coming off as gay.

'92

>>8952062
Where the hell did you come from and why are you on /jp/?

>>8952064
that's not proper semicolon usage and roleplaying is not allowed on /jp/, read the rules ``please!''

>>8952070
I'll tell you a secret;
He likes little girls

1993

Im really sorry onee-sama~~

>>8952074
Kill yourself.

>>8952084
Suck my dick, sperglord. Not everyone who uses quotations properly is archduke, ``faggot''

>>8952090
No, seriously, kill yourself.

>>8951965

Taking it easy. I actually tried doing something with my life for awhile but it was miserable. I don't recommend it.

>>8952074
Roleplaying?

But you were right about the semicolon.

>>8952097
u think ur though uh?

>>8952090
Why so mean?

>>8952105
Shush.
Stop acting so masculine on a little girls board,
alright?

1994
now what

>>8952116
get out of /japoo/

>>8952114
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

2000

Wanna fight me?

NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ NSJ

get out neo-/jp/

>>8952102
I disagree.
A semicolon implemented as such works, but isn't so much aesthetically appeasing in comparison to a dot.

>>8951989

tohno toho board looks like an even slower /jp/ with proportional amounts of shitposting

>>8952122
I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't hack anything belonging to me.
You're overreacting a little.

>>8952135
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life

>>8952087
I'm glad we were born in the same year.

>>8952120
nah, I like it here

1985

>>8952139
Yes,
I am a virgin.
Where are you going with this?
What have I done wrong exactly?

quality thread

>>8951983
because he's not cool (duh)

there are like no cool people here anymore and the ones who seem cool always turn out to be either weird, annoying, or dangerous...!!!!!! o_o

1991. I am still young, but I have already seen too much.

>>8952158
WOW SON, U BUT ANGREY. I hav neer seen sum1 so pooper peeved, u ned to tak chilpil and stop raping your ownasswit with husband. you are the gayest fgt in fgtopia, no u r the mayor. lol u troled so fukin hard u wan sum ice for the ASSBURN? U cry tears of blud and cum ur mom's penis out your angry butthole. gb2 pussybaby land where u git own3d by dick "omg i love sukn dicks and crying to link park" - You. ur butt is evaporating cum bcuz it is steaming wit angr. SUMBUDY IS ANALLY ANGUISHED its lik u r seeding wit raeg

1984.

>>8952169
I just said I'm a virgin.
You also called me a virgin earlier.
You aren't making sense.

>>8952127

also it has editing without the need of scripts

Thanks for the thread AoC.

>>8952187
I'm a /prog/ level programmer. I don't talk with you Indians in IT consulting, I don't read your ``development magazine'' with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch enterprise presentations all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest lectures you haven't even heard of, and hard copies of SICP being shipped to my house so I can pray the Sussman. Go read your ``VB.NET Tutorial'' on MSDN, I'm downloading SIGGRAPH doujinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your ``geek'' T-shirts and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that a Knight of the λ-calculus, an EXPERT PROGRAMMER, had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

1993

>>8952187

>if i act like an outsider responding to copypasta on purpose i sure trolled him Dx

>>8952194
who r u quoting tho?

>>8952191
I'm not indian.

I can't believe there are people who were literally born in the 90s.

Meido please delete this thread.

>>8952202
He is supposedly quoting what I was thinking.
Unfortunately,
I wasn't actually thinking that.

>>8952207
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it ever so much more apidly. If cluelessness were crude oil, your scalp would be crawling with caribou. You are a thick-headed trog. I have seen skeet with more sense than you have. You are a few bricks short of a full load, a few cards short of a full deck, a few bytes short of a full core dump, and a few chromosomes short of a full genome. Worse than that, you top-post. In HTML. God created toads, houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks,slugs, leeches, and intestinal rasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, microcephalous, hairy-livered inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager.

>>8952187

surely you realize that this shit all disappears if you stop responding. all that is left is a stupid newfag like me looking like an idiot

>>8952210
we oldfags right man

>>8952219
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /jp/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /jp/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return.

>>8952216
I don't understand,
but okay.

>>8952243
wtf tough guy wow what the hell is that this isn't the 50's f*ck face wow and its sad because some dumb ass started talking sh*t wait that was you f*cking retard-o good job because in my eyes you are trying to be bad ass with you f*ck america and f*ck this and that blah blah scene emo scene emo f*ck you damn retard i think you are hiding something were you ass raped isn't that how it goes in other countries f*ck face you must be emo or scene to know so much about it

>>8952242
You must be so new dude.
Just all of you
Please stop posting.

>>8952254
It ain't a game nigger I don't know who told you it was. I put holes in your mug if you're holding a grudge. Try to take em when you get the gun and load and the slug check ya low when I bust. Stop playin when ya get it understood cause I know if you know what's good for ya. Come around your hood for ya.

You don't know me - I kill everyone who show love. You have them motherfuckers lookin' all up in the woods for ya.

1999.
I'm 12.

>>8952242
I never know why people keep using that an example of extreme hate. Granted, I don't live in a Zionist-controlled country (at least not as much as America). Is everyone obliged to hate Hitler?

Who the fuck cares about some "6 millions" that died over 60 years ago? Just because they were Jews?

If I were in a room with Hitler, I would ask him how he's doing and wish him a nice day, because I don't give a fuck either way.

1993

Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

>>8952307
Hitler didn't kill many jews.
Most of them ran to america to control it and make up stories that billions of jews died in hitler's holocaust.
There were so many jews left after the holocaust that the allies had to make a fucking country for them. The hope was that if you stick them in a continent full of people that hate them then they'd just push the jews into the ocean and it'd be over.
Unfortunately, since israel was being funded by now jew controlled america, this didn't happen and it turned out israel was expanding.